Celeb Thread - /The worst part about flying is when I have to come back down/ edition.
We are approaching levels of thread fucking sucks that were previously believed impossible
why is bd impostering alice
Thread sucks but so does dove
This is a beady thread. Real thread is here>>945965065>>945965065>>945965065
>>945965127He isn't. Alice has a lot of his own mental illness that comes out once in a blue moon.
>>945965188You've seen the obscene filth he posts in the starlet threads also?How is the therapy progressing for your trauma and PTSD?
>>945965188those aren't alice filenames
>>945965146>People using the other thread.Beady is going to spam the piss out of this.
Back like we never left
>>945965290He already is.
They came to their senses
>>945965279Wasn't a Brocky filename either was that BD posting sabs? If you don't know Alice enough to be able to tell it's Alice, why do you even care?
>>945965340I havent came yet dont lie about me
>>945965103>>945965340>2026>Not being able to suck out and eat her literal shit directly from her actual arse holeWhy even live, /b/ros? It's not fair!
WE FUCKING LOVE YOU BEATYHE IS KING. NOT US.WE ARE NOT KING.
/cel/ is over
Anyone have the starwars AI nudes for Padme and Princess Leah? I accidentally lost them
>>945965478Why is it like this.
>>945965490He gets his hairline from his daddy.
>>945965506What in the name of christ is that thing you posted?
>>945965506Why was the western roman empire like this
>>945965543
>>945965572Why is her forehead so big?
Sometimes a Lion has to discipline His cubs.
>>945965583Sorry not a /pol/tard. Too many pedophiles for my liking.
>>945965595You live in sheltered subsidized housing.
>>945965345ive literally never seen alice post using 4chan filenames
>>945965602
Daddy BD will FIX these threads
>90% of the mental I'llness is in the other thread.THANK YOU KING
When I'm having a tough day and feeling down, I just remember that I'm not a schizo pedophile like Beady and I feel tons better.
>>945965640
he is literally using gentoo btw
>>945965672There is Herschlag poster over there hanging on for dear life.
It's like watching 3rd world countries getting carpet bombed
>>945965736Does his 8 year old script still break after a while causing him to have to pause, reset, and then carry on spamming?
this one is less schzi
>>945965830Seems steady at present.
>>945965636You are incorrect, you have and you didn't know it was him clearly.
BEADY OWNED
its either bd impostering alice or alice impostering bd
>He doesn't know.
>>945965886True enough.
both threads fucking suck
>>945965910I know your mother says she has two sons not three.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cOooGBQV5Mhanni
>>945965947Oof that's personal.
A sea of irradiated hidden posts
idk could be this one
Alice is many things but he's not retarded enough to pay to post here. And he's not smart enough to hook a script into the API to enable posts every 15 seconds.Tranny faggot not related, but there's no way I'm posting a celeb in this thread
>>945965982His brother not letting him know he's an uncle was personal. That was a fun 18 hours after he found out.
ok this one fo sho
SAY HIS NAME
>>945966109Beady-brocky-spammy-choli-alice.
>>945966109
I don't know guys, this thread kinda fucking sucks
If your mother had sucked and swallowed all this could have been avoided.
No offense to Mrs. Beady btw. Lovely woman.
see here you'd mean miss alice
why is beady doing this to alice now?
11 x [ - ] combo holy SSS+++
>>945966109His name is KING.
>>945966291What's it like living in a house named after someone who died from AIDS?
Bill Gaids Housing
>>945966109MR AWESOME
>>945966343Goddamn that is fucking vague.
nonce andrew
>>945966372Pretty close. :3
Alice fucking sucks
>>945966481I like alice :\
>>945966375
>>945966481and already >>945966564 fell for it
Why is allison doing this?
>>945965086Man she's really pretty, but I always forget her name kate something?I'm so bad with names, one time I was dating a girl for like 3 months or some shit and I forgot her name at the second week I was thinking it'd be kinda weird if I asked her what her name was and just assumed it would come up at some point but it just never did. It went on for months and I was like kinda freaked out she'd figure out I forgot her name. I don't know how it's possible nobody ever mentioned her name ever that entire time. I thought about this daily every day for months at a time. Honestly it still bothers me kinda somewhat slightly even though it's been years.
>>945966705>Months>Name never came upFICTION.
why is beady doing this to alice now?what happened?
thats the real alice the spam broke him again
>>945966688https://youtu.be/upeyS7oqK6s
>>945967000You dumb fuck
>>945966784I mean given a few months you'd think of a clever way to be like hey buddy you think this name is short for that or some way to bring it up. I'm kind of dumb and I was trying to be on drugs not that I could afford them. You know this was back when you had to remember telephone numbers or write them down. When a really pretty girl gave you a telephone number you spent a lot of time trying to remember it. Then call her. I mean now a days it's like oh hey what's your number and throw it in the trash or something like forgoettable.
>>945967000
>>945967032How old are you.
>>945967018mean>>945967036<3
choli's asshole
>>945966993that's not alice
that is alice
is that Alice
>>945967075Well I'm not old enough to admit to that specific girl I forgot her name. I think we had a real connection for a while.
>>945967078
IM GONNA KISS ALLISON
>>945967098>>945967126>>945967139it's j-tard
>>945967210<3>>945967221(^///^)
Allison always posts the cutest hoes
>>945967246You're really shit at this. This is Jacob>>945966343>>945966146>>945966006
>>945967246Everyone is J-Tard.
And yet nobody posts Katy Perry and her glorious tits.
>>945967292ty but lots of folks post cutes <3>>945967306adorable
It’s like I was just standing on the porch and suddenly I was in the anonymous bulging green photo
>>945967333couple new ones for ya. i think brocky might've posted these earlier lol
even allison is jacob, nobody is real
That is not Jacob. I am Jacob.
>>945967390Spooky.
>>945967396aw. were them babies fighting? :P>>945967417https://youtu.be/_5DxMpa3F_8
It's true.IT'S ALL FUCKING TRUE. OH MY GOD WE ARE CHARACTERS IN A RETARDED CANADIANS HEADhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ALRQgNRQA8
all you need is Love
>>945967491Lying faggot!!!
>>945967471>>945967489Different vids but the same idea.SIMULATION CONFIRMED. OH GOD. OH FUCK. IS THIS WHY I GOT AN ERECTION THAT ONE TIME WATCHING THAT FILM?!?!?AHHHHHH
Am I troy?
>>945967491K.
eh. what can ya do?
I am Alice now
>>945967471yeah lol. they got hyped up from the snow outside and started goin crazy
>>945967560Can you see your penis?
>>945967560no jacob, you're jacob
>>945967620based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgiRK3_qPWk
>>945967630>>945967682HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
>>945967634Yes I can!>>945967647Yes jacob, thank you I'm jacob, jacob.
YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT
>>945967682
i don't know who i am anymore
>>945967688cumming
>>945967708>Yes I can!Confirmed not troy. Jacob says you're Jacob so you're Jacob, Jacob.
>>945966006Yep>>945965916Nope
flin flon
>>945967711YOU NEVER GIVE ME YOUR CUNNY
>>945967727clearly jacob
Gay sex with beady
>>945967694https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6ZdqKZtLNksex with chaewon
>>945967727Dementia is a helluvah drug.
>>945967630cute lil fuzzos
>>945967746Sorry Jacob, I'll tell Jacob that I'm Jacob.
>>945967799here's some new snow pics for ya <33
>>945967811Based Jacob.
I want to make gentle love to Allison. I want to cum in him. I want to spoon him until he falls asleep and feel him breathing in my arms. I'm not kidding.
why is alice wanting gay sex with bd
>>945967843Then I'm going to slither between you two and lick both of you clean
>>945967853Alice is Jacob who hacked beadys life and has pics of him as a kid playing the violin so he thinks old ugly balding beady isn't a homeless retard who can't hold down a job but a kid who plays violin and who had hair on his head but not his dick.Or something like that. I'm just here to trigger AntiJacob
These threads were meant to be beautiful.Anons would have looked to /cel/ and seen hope and mercy.Instead they will look and see horror because of you.
>>945967853>>945967922
If you want people to see horror I have the pics of beadys kitchen saved somewhere.
why is bd denying his obvious feelings for alice?
>>945967975make me cum
>>945967975How is this possible.
>>945967928This is fake news. Beady has always been ugly.
>>945967975not during family hour, please
>>945967833<33 so cuuuuuuuuute>>945967843>>945967927(^///^)
>>945967998can you imagine walking a nice scenic trail on the outskirts of toronto and stumbling upon bd hunkered down right there jerking his cock to kiki in broad daylight. nightmare fuel.
It was better with 2 threads.
>>945968054To think, I sucked that cock so many times...
>>945967993If I'm Jacob that means I have to post pics of a cute canadian with loving parents, two siblings who love him and talk to him, and who was paid $800k to be in a movie.Seems mean in a beady thread? A preteen being more successful than a balding man looking 40 in the face with no prospects.O-Of course if we ignore that possibility it means I can post this.
>>945968039<33
>>945968072Its as good as we make it
She'll be hearing from me tonight.
>>945968109She's a prude, look at that bikini
That's crazy
>>945968054the fucked up thing is, hes not actually that ugly, he just has zero style.
Life is what you make it.WHAT? YOU LIKE TO SEE GAY GUYS NAKED?
>>945968109Im not balding but old and wish I was a rich internet celeb slut
>>945967998Autism and a shit ton of rage? I just saved them when they were posted.>>945968021Good call. We should think of the children. Not in that way.
He's so fucking hot
>>945967998If I was in this situation, that soda bottle would be this: >>945968152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BM8gbKOnR4sex with yunjin too cheers
rachel a prude??
HE is the authority in THIS THREADS.
>>945968163I've been telling him for two years to shave his head. He genuinely would look less like a registered sex offender.
>>945968154The other anon can provide you with more pics of this lady person.
>>945968243he just needs some hair paste and a better haircut. or bald. either would work
>>945968219
>>945968237Who is this?Please and thank you
hes right. i can.
fuck off brocky
>>945968304he speaks of The Archivist.
>>945968054I'm stroking my cock to him
>>945968304Yael Shelbia.One of Gene's females before... y'know...
>>945968314I'm always right. Supply that anon with pics of this lady woman and her naked lady parts.
>>945968272sex feet
>>945965103>>945965340>>945965478>>945965572>>945965595>>945965640>>945965718>>945965886>>945965899Not celebs, fuck off
I miss gene
>>945968373ENHANCE
>>945968349Some say he was the first to warn us about Jacob. And that his digits were always perfect.All we know is he is missed.WE LOVE YOU ARCHIVIST.
>>945968361Thank you, I'm not going to ask any further questions.
In all honesty, I don't really enjoy any of the overtly gay/bi talks aroundBut if it was an actual request by a few specific celebrities, I'd consider doing a few bi things for themIm not particularly turned on by the acts themselves like most here, but for the right price, I'd do them
>>945968433DOUBLE ENHANCE
alice=bd owned
>>945968054Making myself cum for him
>>945968362i shall
>>945968362Please>>945968373
>>945968446You're are welcome.>>945968461Down girl.
>>945968453wowowow
>>945968184>Ton of rageSoundgarden.>>945968177>Life is what you make itMother Love Bone.
>>945968475Not a celeb, dumbass
>>945968461Chewing on your foreskin for him
>>945968219Rachel a hot
I hate how literally fucking stupid brocky is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLmRZQgXmEk
>>945968450In these threads we have supposedly straight anons offering to suck cock and get fucked in the ass for female celebs.And we have a gay homosexual pedophile who posts many beautiful women he has no desire to fuck.And then there's whatever the fuck is up with Choli.WELCOME TO /CEL/
Jagging it
>>945968506>>Life is what you make it>Mother Love Bone.Talk Talk.
>>945968177guy likes to see homos nakedthat don't help me>>945968114"gimme headpats!"
>>945968574>WELCOME TO /CEL/Bitch I was here when the threads were made once a week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQXY8zwQgmc
>>945968561Not him but hate when people say literally instead of just saying it.
>>945968597>toes
>>945968574whats up with me lol>>945968597:DD i have a baby otter pic somewhere for you lemme find it
>>945968641highly suckable ones at that
>>945968641
>>945968624Welcome New Friend. The man from Flin Flon is being a bit of a faggy fag fag at the moment. Try to suffer through the pain and his cringe quietly for it's time for me to make like a tree and leave.
bd wants alice bad lmao
>>945968430pees joghemann
>>945968672I fucking snorted out while laughing, picturing this otter yelling this in a confused manner
>>945968587oh fuck I'm about to cum
>>945968672You and Allison are in your own little category. It's a nice category.
>>945968672"now gimme bellypats!"
If I'm being honest I just wanna go homeI don't know where that is but maybe it's alone.I could get away -- never hurt anyone.I could get away from what I've become.
>>945968495
I too would enjoy some lewdity.
>>945968483>>945968518
>>945968686Adieu is a bad wordle starter
>>945968683The fucking sweat ... god>>945968679extremely
>>945968686Bye Jacob. The last five digits of your post make a palindromic digit sequence.>68686
>>945968686Holy fuck it's real.
>>945968718kek>>945968727cheers buddy >>945968743found the baby otter pic. forgot i had it in my odashi folder
>>945968778Would you post her pre-of stuff please?
>>945968719What's stopping you?
>>945968778
>>945968778soles ...
>>945968679
>>945968813I don't really have any of that :( >>945968823>>945968845what about em
>>945968821You kill me every day with those pits
I thought I was not drunk yet but I almost tripped while going to the washroom
>>945968855They're ... hot
>>945968821just tell me to cum for Olivia's perfect toes and I'll fucking shoot it right into my mouth and face
>>945968861>Washroom
>>945968855I didnt say shit but they are nice
>>945968795Of course it's real.
>>945968857It's my life's purpose>>945968889Give yourself a fucking facial for Olivia's pretty painted toes
It's funny how different countries use different words for it, isn't itWashroom, restroom, bathroom, toilet room. So many similar but distinguishable words to describe the same roomI always liked the word shitter, it's hard to misread it
>>945968886yeeee>>945968900oh true
>>945968795Is that where someone is buried?
choli has sex with women cheers
>>945968898I chuckled at this, but only because I'm drunk :)
>>945968855Do you even like Rachel, brocky?DO YOU EVEN LIKE HER???
>>945968793
sex with haewon
0/4
Unironically Alice is the most interesting person to talk to because he doesn't spend the entire thread jerking off people who don't contribute.
>>945968954Careful anon.
>>945968954Fair assumption.
First time getting drunk in 2026First valentine's day to be single in over a decadeCoincidence? MaybeFate? UnlikelyHotel? Trivago
>>945968979I love her
>>945969024You've obviously never been in one of his special starlet threads.
>>945968939Love you for it.
>>945968946
>>945968939Sorry anon I need just one more push if you can be super dirty. I'll make sure I stick my tongue out and cross my eyes while I shoot my thick load on my face
>>945969052blacked angel
>>945969054She knows how to do it right pretty
>>945969054Me too ^^
>>945969055What is that, discord bullshit?
>>945969040There are three people in the history of these threads who get that reference other than you. One is dead, one has left.You and I remain.
>It's funny how different countries use different words for it, isn't itWashroom, restroom, bathroom, toilet room. So many similar but distinguishable words to describe the same roomI always liked the word shitter, it's hard to misread it
>>945969040Ive been watching Forensic Files at work. You're toast.
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT
>>945969055Starlet and b4d threads sent me down a dangerous rabbit hole
>>945969089hearts <3>>945969105shes stunning :3>>945969106good <3 <3
>>945969129I don't know who this guy is, I'm not from the United States of dumbfuckistan
>>945969092Cum right now you dirty slut, milk your cock all over your face for these pretty filipina feet
>>945969024Rachel <3
>>945969129>PicHoly fuck. What's he been dead for now? 40yrs?
>>945969038I guess you never know
>>945969177But I am still mad at her for taking her tongue piercing out while shooting this birthday set
>>945969160Many such cases.
whiteboi valentine's
>>945969008BASED AS FK!!!
>>945969200Damn, that wasn't to me but I want in
>>945969066She's the best, I'm addicted
My right sock had a hole on my toe this morning, so I switched them upNow both socks have a hole
>>945969307>>945969307>>945969307
>>945969290Congratulations you just did a jtard.
>>945969262I've deleted session 6 times. I've installed it 7
>>945969313Beady thread with beady talking to himself and gay fagging until the thread ends or he insults himself and spams.
alice files looking grim
>>945968727do not ever compare allison to that faggot again
>>945969356You should read the beady files.
>>945968942water closet
>>945969117wrong
>>945969516I'm never wrong. Except when fapping. And then it depends on your morals.
>>945969419Someone's jealous.
