Does this actually work? Has anyone tried it?
>>20686068almost did it last weekthe anxiety overwhelmed me
Theres bug in there
>>20686068touch bush, Tanaka-san
>>20686068I only really touched grass a lot when I was a kid, but I can confirm I was WAY happier then
>>20686068Yes.
>>20686068I come to /pol/ exactly because I go outside. The situation is fucking depressing. You can't talk to most people because most people don't speak greek. The few locals left have drank the kool aid.
Stay off my fucking grass.
>>20686068No. The ground is made of death Dead leavesDead bodiesDead foliage Dead everything feeds the groundEverything shits on the ground. The ground is made up of shit and death
worship feet my man
touch feet
>>20686068My John Deere is the one doing the touching.
>>20686077>>20686078>some guy who's not youPlayboy magazines were always solo girls. This is just sad. Watching other men get pleasure
>>20686068Grass is gay desu.
Boomer here. I assumed touch grass meant touching a girls pussy. Like how people used to say "have sex" before. I didn't think it literally meant touch actual grass.
I touched grass and filmed it. Wonderful experience, 10/10 would recommend people do.
>>20686068It's just something urbanites say. I have more grass on my lawn than they have in their whole neighborhoods.
>>20686068Yeah on the roller coaster Kumba at Busch Gardens Tampa you can touch the grass in the helix if you’re sitting on the right side
>>20686084Trucks beer and meth
>>20686068I touched OP's mom dark grass.
>>20686068I spend a good 6 hours a day outside and I'm still racist
>>20686068i live in the desert, so the closest to grass is some runner crab grass, and i can confirm, it doesn't work
>>20686068>touch grass>suddenly emotions of protecting nature and having wife intensifies >but also the hatred towards lefties, sodomites, kikes, christcvcks. niggers, etc.you just need to touch the right grass
I walked on grass with my naked feet yesterday, it felt better than touching it.
that's how you get butt worms
>>20686068I definitely wouldn’t touch grass... those stoopid “green grass” yard spray companies soak grass with pesticides. They legally have to put a tiny sign on sprayed yards saying it kills children and animals
>>20686090But you’re not white
>>20686090That's a big cat!
>>20686094awww sheeeit you got me nigga, go to get muh ebt, chikun and sheeeittt (you have no foreskin)
>>20686090based>>20686094Argentina is literally whiter than the US
>>20686068moved to the country, touched grass, became a gardener, still depressed, but now i have nice homegrown peppers and shit.
>>20686068It's just a catchphrase, here's a couple of useful ones if you ever neeed to strawman:Classic, all-purpose>Touch grass>Seek sunlight >Have sex>Please lose weightTrap cards, situational>Nah that's you>We don't sign our posts here (reply to an insult)>Huh what you mean? (reply to a long post)>Nice selfie (reply to a ridiculing image)
>>20686068last time I tried it, goverment stooges yelled at me for not wearing a magical head garb that was supposed to ward away an invisible ailment that they all said actually existed. It doesn't work, All it will do is lay bare the totality of clownworld
>>20686097Shut up poo
>>20686068Touching grass means going outside and being among people more, coincidentally statistically you're less likely to masturbate then. So touching grass actually means do nofap so you have higher T levels and are confident and outgoing
>>20686068It's a myth.
>>20686101shut up Pablo Hernandez
>>20686104Stay mad Pooblo Herniadez
It helps
>>20686068red pill me on grass bros, can I eat it, will it give me special powers
dont touch grass it makes mustard gas
>>20686068Yeah unironically get off of electronics and purify your scatterred mind
>>20686105>can't even come up with something original85 IQ aztec genes kicking in huh
>>20686068It's incredible. Immediately positive emotions.Try going out to a nice thick shady lawn on a nice day and sitting in the grass and reading a book. It will make your day guaranteed.This is also great: >>20686071
>>20686068its nice but it makes me itchy
>>20686068It's about getting more oxygen into your brain.You don't get as much air when sitting inside all the time.
>>20686110>he didn't like it so it's unoriginal Lmao, try not to have a heart attack now
>>20686068Japos are soulless creatures. No, does not work for you
>>20686114why would I have a heart attack? I don't eat mcdonalds and taco bell all day like you do
>>20686116Anger, you're clearly angry. Just look how mad you are. Sad really. Meanwhile I'm happy because I eat delicious McDonald's and Taco Bell regularly.
>>20686068Grass is dirty, there are insects, pee, poo, dirt, bacteria y and other unhealtly things on it.
>>20686068I live innawoods and I'm still the most racist man on the planet. Haven't seen another human in person for about 2 weeks. I hike all the time and unironically touch grass. Before my self-isolation, I traveled the world. Saw tome, Greece, Italy, Spain, France, Dubai, Bahrain, Egypt, Israel, northern Africa, Afghanistan, Mexico. I still fucking hate brown people and probably hate them even more after I went to their countries.
>>20686119Do you ever invite women into your cabin? Wonder if there are women into that shit. Would like to go innawoods myself
>>20686120I actually do it via van. Doing the meme van-life thing, yea. It's really quite nice in here. Feels like a small studio apartment. White paneled wood inside with a living-wood countertop with running sink, two stovetop and oven. Long couch and even a nearly queen sized bed that pulls out. The interior is actually, truly very nice. Oh and my roof is 8 feet of glass so I can stare at the stars all night in bed. Might post pic soon. But yeah, I invite a lot of girls out with me. Have had, I think, 5 railed out in the van out in the middle of nowhere here in the past year and a half. They dig it. Girls are really into the van-life these days because of Instagram. Actually, I'm out 1,000 miles away from home base to take the summer off my ranch and see a girl in the Midwest.
>>20686074>I don't like the outside because people don't speak Greek>so I come to /pol/ to speak EnglishLeast dumb /pol/ak
>>20686068Ya. I got foot fungus from walking barefoot innawoods, m8
>>20686121Post-note: it helps to have electricity. You can't let the femoids into a truly off-grid lifestyle. They need their screens. So plenty of solar and battery bank to boot. Anyways staying on topic of OP, yea touching grass doesn't work and I'm really tired of the left saying that stupid shit because I'm more active in nature than any one of them are and I'm still a hardcore Nazi.
>>20686121Very intriguing. I should go innawoods, get me a van
>>20686077>>20686078This is a campaign I can get behind!
>>20686125I love it. It has given me unparalleled freedom and my life has changed so drastically from office jobs and cubicles to be owning a horse ranch and exploring the US on my four-wheeled home. Never know what a drastic life change might do for you. Take a risk but also wave plenty in advance just in case. Also fuck the mod who moved this. Was /pol/ oriented
