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NVDA chads we're eating good tonight edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Kashima

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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>>21612920
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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News status?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Oh there we fucking go
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its ogre
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oopsie
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>>21614074
$NVDA to the moon! #Bullish
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>>21614082
News Status: AAHHHHHHHHHH
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LOL

EVEN WORSE THAN I COULD HAVE IMAGINED
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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
HOLY SHIT
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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGARS
AAAAAAAAAAND
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWSSSSSSSSSS

and natgas and oil
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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lol
LMAO
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Oh fuck me, I never fucking trade this one right. Cock sucking mother fucking chink stock!
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Who touched it?
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LFG
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DIE PLTR DIE HAHAHA
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forecast is too low
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>demand is incredible
Can Jensen actually not speak like a fuckin memefaggot?
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Oof
You shoulda bought those puts bobo
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BREAKING: Nvidia $NVDA earnings:

EPS: $0.78 vs $0.75 expected
Revenue: $35 Billion vs expected $33.1 Billion
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slit shaped recovery?
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WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BLOODY BENCHODS DDDOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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nothing burger everything will recover by open tomorrow.
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WHY DIDN'T I SHORT NVDA AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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we back?
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that's
what
you
get

for messin with tha

niggers and jews
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>>21614109
LOL LMAO

MIGHT AS WELL BE A $2B LOSS
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$12 implied move. all options gamblers BTFO
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HOLY SHIT WTFWT
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We back
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Holy crap, no giantess OP image = dump
Every single time
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THE V SHAPED RECOOOOOOOOVERY
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>she bought NVDA
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NVDA has sold off immediately at every earnings release and then rocketed back up, and it looks like this pattern is repeating again. Seeing the immediate panic every time is fun though.
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>>21614104
ok nevermind, we're back
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>>21614132
IT'S ATTEMPTING TO V IN THE OTHER DIRECTION NOW
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THE GUIDANCE IS TOO LOW
WHERES THE GROWTH JENSEN
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so... what the fuck are we doing... crab earnings?
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Gay!
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>>21614142
Yes. Actually.
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It's going back down...
GG
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>IWM shrugs it off
Small caps best caps
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>>21614134
Bought NVDA, then sold it in like 2022 costing her investors almost a billy in gains
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>thinks "they're back"
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>>21614134
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this stock is rigged.
period
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>>21614149
More like small cups lmao
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i scalped
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>>21614109
Damn, that's a bump.
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NVDA probably slowly bleeds down to $135ish then back up to $150.
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>>21614154
Well yeah, the whole thing is rigged
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>8% of NVDA's revenue comes from SUPER MICRO COMPUTER COMPUTER
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THX
FOOR
PLOOYING
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>>21614156
NVDA baggies are lusting after something that flat.
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nobody actually believes this will continue right?
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>>21614156
That's a man
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>>21614149
Gosh I love girls with flat chest
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>>21614149
It should be illegal to be flat chested
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>>21614142
crab earning crushes all the options players
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>>21614169
Why the fuck wouldn't it?
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>>21614168
Flatties with wide saddlebag hips = yuge green candles

>>21614171
YOU'RE a m... wait.
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>>21614169
It will rise forever, praise be to Godvidia
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>>21614169
As long as the Mag 7 keep gorging themselves on consumers and remain Jensen's paypigs, it will.
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PLTR tanking more than NVDA this is beautiful
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R.I.P. TO THE PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T LEARN THEIR LESSON ON 10/8: DON'T BUY CHINK STOCKS
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>>21614173
SEE >>21614171
You actually like guys.
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OUTTA MY WAY NIGVIDIA FUCKING SHITS
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>>21614169
unless AI dies or someone can match NVDAs hardware and software it will keep going
it is retarded
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kek baggies
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>>21614188
hmm yes im sure microsoft and google will keep buying a million new GPUs every quarter for the rest of time
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>SNOW: +15% after hours

Total
Pajeet
Victory
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>>21614169
me i do. it's a new paradigm.
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>>21614185
Wrong. I like girls. If that is actually a guy, props to him for flawlessly mimicking nature's perfection.
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>>21614194
What do they do anyhow? Make snowblowers or something?
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>>21614194
>SNOW
>Isn't Alterra or Vail Resorts or whatever
This is like when you guys tricked me into buying BBW.
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>>21614194
Some WSB faggot called the SNOW beat. I almost inversed. Glad I didn't.
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i scalped again
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>>21614175
Why instead of meek looking at her massive tits, I instead look at her big butt?
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>it's so o-WE'RE SO BACK
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>>21614193
AI demands it, as long as they want to keep pushing ahead in AI they'll keep buying GPUs
the moment NVDA releases their new chips they will buy those too
it is not random that people were talking about nuclear power for data centers - those companies want more and bigger data centers for AI
yes i know this is all retarded but why fight it
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- Honey, here's your aspirin.
- What? I don't have a headache.
- Gotcha bitch! Let's fuck
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>>21614194
Damn. I bought this earlier this month just to flip it because I didn't know much about it.
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Thinking of slurping this lil NVDA dipperino this is a nothingburger
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>>21614217
is... is he ok?
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OMG NVDA IS BACK AT PRICES NOT SEEN SINCE YESTERDAY MORNING
ITS SO OVER
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>>21614211
Both are developing their own chips because they don't want to pay the yellow Jew
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>>21614208
Big butts are great too
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Well at least we can be happy all the option gamblers on both sides lost money.
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hol up
so youre telling me
this revenue growth
was PRICED IN????
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>>21614169
Maybe it can go to 40 or even 50 for a brief time, 20 is probably where it will settle once the hype dies and product/use case takes center stage.
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>>21613984
+1.76

Back to a few days ago hurrah
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>>21614222
he's fine
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>>21614226
when they get chips that can match NVDA or at least make it worthwhile to use them compared to buying more NVDA it would be great but until then everyone is stuck with 1 company
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please crash the entire market
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>Dump NVDA
>pump other trash
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>>21614243
Google has had a better AI chip than Nvidia since 2015. GPUs aren't the state of the art anymore for deep learning, and that's what makes this bubble so insane.
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>>21614262
>Google has had a better AI chip
If they're so good, why can't I buy them?
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I wonder how much heat all those new datacenters produce. It's not like our planet can dissipate it. Oceans will boil in our lifetime because of AI generated kittens.
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>earnings beat
>line goes down

How do you describe this behavior?
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I bought 0.01x share of NVDA at 3:55 via a CFD
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in here lads for the conference call

https://investor.nvidia.com/events-and-presentations/events-and-presentations/default.aspx
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>>21614275
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>>21614271
Good thing we got bees that put an end to this madness
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>>21614275
Profit taking, covering option spreads
Who cares about one day performance, zoom out, weekly monthly, 5 years from now
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>>21614275
>How do you describe this behavior
21ST CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN
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>>21614271
I'll probably be dead by the time it's a serious problem
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>>21614290
did NVDA just do a flip?
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>>21614275
Analyst don't move the market. Their numbers mean nothing if internal hedge fund numbers were expected to be higher.
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stocktwits just broke reeeeee let me post about how its already priced in #Bearish
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>>21614262
>GOOGL has a better ai chip than NVDA since 2015
imma need some sauce on that because GOOGL are planning to spend 50 billion on capex this year and i'd expect that to be way lower if they have inhouse chips that are better than NVDA and are nearly 10 years old
i am making an assumption that they are spending a ton of that 50 billion on data center growth
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>>21614275
Priced in.
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>>21614306
TPU's apples and oranges. gpu's are much more usable for a host of reasons.
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Up 40% Monday
Down 40% Wednesday

>mfw it was only $300
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>>21614203
If you want to buy part of a mountain you can literally buy MTN.
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>>21614169
Yes it can, and it will. That's because the market is right, and you are wrong. There will be 0 programming jobs too by the end of this decade, so no hope for any of us to WFH and escape. Why do you believe that things must necessarily come to a Good End? It doesn't have to. Same thing for giving bobo a 50% or more stock market dip. It doesn't have to happen every generation.

You are a ngmi bobo.
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>>21614271
BOiL yes boi
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>>21614270
SAAAUUCE
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>>21614270
>>21614306
Google uses their own custom TPU chips for all of their internal AI workloads. They also let people rent them on Google Cloud Platform. GPUs have been obsolete for almost a decade.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tensor_Processing_Unit

t. AI fag
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the SUMNing IS UPON US
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>>21614306
GOOGL AI will be gayedmaxx
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>>21614271
The solution? Put the data centers in underground caverns. Vacuum-seal the exits to trap the heat in the cave.
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Damn looks like Tom Sosnoff's trade idea was right kek. Just sell volatility bros.
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Niggervidia baggies are going to get dumped on during the earnings call.
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>>21614348
no you will be dumped
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>Bloomberg
>@business
>Beijing is gun-shy about fiscal stimulus, fearing a debt buildup, writes
@shuli_ren
>. This is not smart as deflation makes debt servicing and asset disposals difficult https://trib.al/FJeC0L3 via
@opinion

kek
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>>21614348
>>21614354
no we will all be crabbed
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for such a futuristic company, their phone line quality is utter trash. why cant these conference calls use more modern tech?
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for me its bbc's (big blackwell chips)
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>>21614271
We get it, you're long VRT.
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>>21614334
cool chips, really makes you think why GOOGL is investing into blackwell instead of their inhouse product
https://nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/google-cloud-ai-development
have you tried emailing the indian if he knows they have their own chips instead of giving nvda billions?
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>Futures
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Is it dumping?
>>21614149
Luv them itty bitty titties
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I bought NVDL because /smg/ said not to
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>>21614334
so google contributes billions (6% of nvidia's revenue)...for charity? stfu retard
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Still mad that buyout offer čucked us out of an epic CMP comeback.
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is anyone listening to the Jensen call

can i get a qrd
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>>21614368
Google cloud are just adapting to what the market wants. Their customers are willing to pay for Nvidia chips.
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niggers
jews
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>>21614376
But did market hours /smg/ say not to or after hours /smg/ say not to?
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A NEW INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION POWERED BY AI
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>futures green
Why won't they just take profits.
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>back up to flat
>didn't rug TECH TROONS
GAY
A
YOU WILL NEVER BE WOMEN OR MEN
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPYoc5pGe7k
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We need a one in a millennia reckoning
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>>21614385
if you have a product that is better than the competition then the competition's chart does not look like NVDA
take a look at AMDs chart
GOOGL does not have a product that is better than NVDA gpus for AI or they'd be selling that and their chart would look like NVDA
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>>21614400
>market manipulation
Bill Hwang is based and im tried of pretending otherwise
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>female ass farts
>from the butt
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>Spirit Airlines stock has officially been delisted after filing bankruptcy.
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HARNESS THE POWER OF RAY TRACING
...
MICROSOFT COPITLOT
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>>21614409
Based
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>an over 10% implied move only to wind up flat
literally pic rel
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i really hate that they read the report at every call. everyone has the report. we don't need some hole to read it to us like we're children. just get to jensen already
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>>21614400
CHECKED DUB DUBS of free the man of God from this persecution
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>coworker wants to quit his comfy office job because he had a good week in the market
I've been encouraging him
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>>21614403
From what I understand TPU's are faster at running models but slower at training new ones.
>>21614400
Damn they got my GOAT :(
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why is tidewater going down?
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>>21614425
another top signal.
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>>21614409
Feds are trying to prevent civilian contact with UFOs by ensuring there are fewer planes in the air.
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>>21614417
there could be a big move premarket tomorrow morning, most likely to the upside
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>>21614425
I've been seeing coworkers browsing dexscreener and robinhood this past week as well..
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>>21614425
does he know about /smg/ or is he more of a plebbitor type?
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I just realized I screwed up a major detail on some stuff I did a few months ago, and now it's far too late to correct it. Hopefully no one notices....
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>>21614434
OIH as a whole might be putting in a W bottom but is really on the struggle bus. As long as oil is crabbing, with tech improving existing wells and letting us skip new ones, the outlook is bad for drillers and worse for offshore dependent companies.
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>>21614453
Blame it on an intern.
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>>21614453
Say your dog did it.
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>we're on an annual roadmap
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>>21614446
>plebbitor type
Definetly reddit. He shows me le ebin maymays all the time even though I show no interest
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>>21614453
Even if you can't correct it, take steps to prevent it in the future and alert someone who could be downstream of the fuckup.

Nobody's perfect but covering things up is 3rd world behavior.
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>>21614992
based, dont tell him about us, let him stay asleep
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>>21614453
what do you do?
could you slip in a fix alongside some other task?

you could feign not knowing about the mistake and pass it off as a genuine mistake, if you’re in an industry/job that is more accepting of mistakes (e.g. web development as opposed to medical doctors)
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>Futures
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nice nig video earnings.

all according to keikaku
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>BOA rep asking question on the conference call is a Vivek
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>>21615002
ima miss this little nigga like you wouldnt believe son
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>murricans getting fucked by a potato cartel
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/potato-cartel-fries-tater-tots-hash-browns-1.7387960
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>they let the woman talk again
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>>21615022
he sacrificed himself to save billions.
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*gulp*
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Closed down about $200 instead of $500. Not bad. I’m going to talk to my giantess gf now.
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>>21614995
The plan at this point is to just ignore it, and if no one else ever mentions it, then basically it never happened
>>21615000
Nah it's a graphic design thing. Can't believe I didn't notice when I proofed some artwork. No one else who saw it said anything either, but the buck still stops with me. Well them's the breaks I guess.
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She has a nice tummy
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>>21615086
If it hurts nobody, leave as it is and never mention that you found out your own mistake.
Whenever a new version gets commissioned, then point out that in hindsight the design was not optimal, and improve it.
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>>21615120
ah yes catkitty21
i have fapped to her many times

https://www.erome.com/a/qu0lKGho
https://www.erome.com/a/H4WfZUhH
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>After hours
>https://youtu.be/iJNqVvqX6_I?si=N7Hyj-haUIJcDT4T
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>>21615054
Whats it gonna take for a giantess to fall out of the sky ass first?
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>>21615120
>Super thin lips
>tattoos
>Flat chest

Hard pass
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>>21615129
>https://www.erome.com/a/qu0lKGho
Yeah she’s a little chunkier now but the weight looks good on her
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>>21615142
Me praying enough. Now I’m only down $160.
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BUCKLE UP NIGGERS
IT'S TIME TO GET JEWED

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/kaboom-elon-musk-predicts-hardship-economic-turmoil-and-a-stock-market-crash-if-trump-wins-20483008
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>>21615002
Kek
>>
Think I posted this in the last thread, fucking hilarious
https://youtu.be/GGaYdPHszBQ?si=QFnAMpti-ldni4-2
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>>21614425
I had a good week on the market (?) and managed to finally get a new job.
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If 10% own 90% of the market, is the market really just the top 10% moving money around?
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>>21615196
Delete this.
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>>21615146
>but the weight looks good on her
Found the simp
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>"hmmm I think it's gonna crab"
>"but I'm always wrong"
>decide to inverse myself
>buy puts and calls
>it crabs
I hate this shit.
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>>21615196
Somewhere in the middle there is a layer of interlinked bots that lend the HODL'd shares of the 10%/90% to orchestrate a "dance" of pretend organic market participation to algorithmically move and stick prices higher.
The fuel of those bots is "easy money policies" and QE. Both of which are (still) comparatively scarce at the moment.
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>>21615158
Why pray tell would the markets crash and cause turmoil? Line goes up!
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>>21615222
>CHECKED non expecter of
>THA
>GREAT
>BOOMER
>REDEEMING
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hey bobo check out the nasdaq computer
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What are we drinking tonight? Me? A Peroni.
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I just noticed that my XOM is now paying a dividend of .99 per share. I just can’t stop winning lately.
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>>21615239
i had a glass of port. honestly this shit beats the hell out of oreos or other normal desserts.
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>>21615239
For me, it’s always Zero Sugar pepsi and protein shakes.
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>>21615216
Swingies get the rope
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WHEN IT COMES

and it will

soon

it will be

on

NO

NEWS
E
W
S RHYMES WITH JEWS

NIGGERS will wake up and their shit is all gone.

>>21615239
WATER
A
TIME TO SAY NIGGERS AND JEWS
E
R
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can't believe this was all a nothingburger
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>>21615241
i infused some whiskey with vanilla beans a couple months ago and honestly it tastes pretty good with golden oreos
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>>21615250
>didn't belive CHUDDHA
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>>21615250
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this is the catalyst
see you at S&P 3k mumu
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>>21615244
>Zero Sugar pepsi
Might as well drink water.
>>21615248
I only drink water, milk and alcoholic beverages.
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China bros... When the fuck does the pump resume?
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Poor people thinking "we should take it back" as if anything was theirs in the first place.
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>>21615266
>China
it doesnt
no refunds
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>>21615239
vodka and a few beers again.
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>>21615266
Who cares? I already sold all my stuff and set an alarm for FXI 32. Not my problem any more.
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crosspostan
i always forget this general is way more alive than biz

tldr; is buying some VST a bad idea? did I miss the boat? energy company, AI/datacenter related hype has caused it to jump up a stupid amount, like anything else tainted with some dipshit analyst's AI exuberance
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Should /smg/ pay for this guy to go get Maid?
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>>21615282
damn what a poor bitch.
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>>21615287
ikr and 50% of America are made up of these people and they have a voice and the politicians say things to cater to these people.
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>>21615260
I only drink water and pussy juice
and I'm all out of pussy juice
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>>21615317
Based.
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I’m going to grill up some brats once my shift ends in 45 minutes
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>not able to see any of my positions in broker desktop app.
brah how do multi billion dollar companies have such shit infrastructure or is it deliberate?
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Bros I'm gonna take a guess and say we end this week with a green pump the whole day
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>>21615282
I would pay for you to get laid.
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>>21615317
holy based
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>>21615323
Bon appétit!
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>>21615323
i would eat one of those jalapeno cheddar dogs for a jalapeno cheddar dog right now
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>RCAT
why did none of you fucks say anything
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>>21615350
MUH DICK
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ngl i feel like kurumi-chan with my bitcoin computer position
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>>21615410
I'm selling the rest of mine in January at the latest. it's still printing free money in the meantime.
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>>21615282
I wonder how many times this person was vaxxed. Also I couldn’t help noticing that they said vehicles (plural, more then one)
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>>21615420
2?
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WHY IS NVDA DOWN ON A BEAT
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yeah
mike has to have some good shit to keep it pumping in the meantime

my cost basis (market cap) is now below their current btc holdings so i literally can't lose but it's fucked up watching unrealized gains jump thousands up and down in 5 minutes

even worse every time i think about selling but don't, someone here does sell and the next day they seethe when we pump another 15% and then another 15% the next day and that could have been me if i was "a sensible trader"

we just licked 95k...
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>>21615428
Because it didn't beat enough
The beat was priced in
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>>21615428
EVERY STOCK ALWAYS "BEATS" """"EXPECTATIONS"""" EVERY TIME. IT'S FAKE AND GAY.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTID8aaGkRM&list=PLgbI0QcBNn5i4-ft3EPDtgu5aajFMKSU4
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The total eternal unrelenting baggiecaust is finally at hand.
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>>21615440
Why does Bobo bring a gun?
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Alright now we can be green tomorrow.
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>>21615406
I did, said it was a coinflip whether they got the big contract or not.

They did and now it's still got room to run, if you can believe it.
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>>21615428
like, it has has p/e of over 60, and unlike all the other times, this time their massive earnigs of over 30 billions was actually fully priced in.
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NVDA not mooning means we are red tomorrow. Except me I'm going to be green.
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>>21614341
asscasters made me laugh

>>21615448
sorry guys :(
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>>21615436
Poor people talking about what the rich need to do is so...
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>>21614368
>>21614378
It's because their cloud customers are hype-chasing mongoloids who don't know how to use TPUs.
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I have 400 soxls how fucked am i
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>>21615479
You'll have $400 once it's all over.
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If dubs, NVDA trades at $12 within the next 12 months.
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>>21615495
>1615495
>11545
>1155
DOUBLE DUBS, TWO WEEKS
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>>21615479
SOXL? Everyone moved on to MSTX.

Lum is used goods.
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>>21615481
I don't think SOXL is going to $400 anytime soon
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oh no.. AH-selling... kek
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damn look at $tgt. guess worshipping niggers isn't a profitable business strategy after all.
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TGT has to go to around 100 before I slurp. They need to change their clientele and inventory.
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>>21615537
They degraded themselves too far. Now it's just red Walmart that's just as trashy because you still need to flag down an employee to unlock the cage with what you want in it.
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>Carmelo, find my Eric Dale
>its done sir
>oh and find me John Rocker's girlfriend
>no can do sir
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>>21615495
If dubs this nigger is a nigger
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fuck this, I'm gonna play Axie
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nasdaq and a lot of tech stocks sitting right on their 20sma. lot of economic numbers coming out too. tomorrow could see big movement either way.
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>ribeye steak
>mashed potatoes
>asparagus
>fresh cold pressed orange juice
>hot chocolate for dessert
>made $500 scalping 100 lots of NVDA AHs
I'm cooked
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Since I started gambling on the stock market years ago, my account has made a total gain of $90.94
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>>21615590
holy shit
anon is green!
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wicked black swan thunderstorm outside rn.
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>>21615447
Because he’s a realist
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>>21615596
Fuck you bobo
I'm gonna heem you one of these days
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>>21615590
do better.
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PANW and NVDA dumped how long will nancy have to hold those bags? surely they wont just release some fake numbers to make the line go up again...
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>>21615611
i'm trying, but i'm also retarded
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>>21615613
>implying she wasn't holding puts
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>>21615278
bamp

also I want to pick up some RACE
i missed out when it was low 300s last year, I want to buy in now after the recent drop as a long term buy and hold. my major concern is that the most recent earnings report showed a significant reduction in chinese and hong kong buyers the last quarter. all other geographies increased.

any thoughts?
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Speeding into Thursday
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My Ozempic niggers, it seems that Semaglutide can cause the heart and other muscles to shrink

Is this finally the long awaited tradeoff? It seems like it was only a matter of time til we'd find out. You can't artificially increase/inject a component (nevermind if only a substitude) of your biological cycles into your body without expecting a sideeffect (if only over time).
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Hear that bulls? Bobo patriots are back in control, trust the plan
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>>21615951
This niggas name is "Dana"
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>Japanese PM Ishiba is set to unveil a ¥21.9 trillion ($140 billion) economic stimulus package to address a range of challenges from inflation to wage growth, according to public broadcaster NHK

>Yeah bro, more debt is gonna seal the deal
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tonight, it's shrimp and fried rice
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>>21615515
400 $1 stocks is $400
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>>21615964
There we go. They are caving.
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welp.... guess i'm stuck in the elevator
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>US, Taiwan Sign $329 Million in Weapons Deals: Taipei Times

VIXbros???
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>me at open tomorrow
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>>21615964
Seems like the whole world is fucked.
Every country needs to keep printing.
The homogenous countries will be the ones that last.
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Woah who could have seen it coming that nothing was going to happen? I hope all goomblers who didn't close their positions before market close today have to sell their bodies tobpay their bills.
>>21615968
London Broil for me
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>>21616015
Japan is homogenous...? Easily the most homogenous "western" country. And the most indebted country by "debt to gdp", kek.
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Green chip will rally tomorrow.
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Umm, my portfolio went red after hours & this is NOT ok. Anyhow stuffed chicken baked in the oven & red wine for dinner tonight, breddy gud.
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bitcorn pushing ATHs
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>>21616018
Manchmal frage ich mich, ob die "doombuller", welche meinen es würde jetzt noch mal richtig gut hoch gehen, aber dann ganz ganz gaaaaaanz sicher kräftig fallen, zum Schluß auch noch Unrecht haben werden.
Nämlich, wenn der große Crash halt einfach nicht kommt...
Also...
Garnicht...
Voll aus bleibt...
SPX 8500pts und so...

Wie soll man bei den jetzigen Kursen noch groß einsteigen?

Außer full on leverage Lottoscheine mit den uns verfügbaren "Zertifikaten"?

Oh man...

Ich geh duschen.
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>>21615964
yes.
>>21615968
I don't eat seafood.
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95K accepted MSTR pushing 500
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>>21616007
anything < $1 billion is pocket change in current year.
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>>21616040
>watch face upside down
0/10
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>>21616039
>leaf
BITTY NO, DON'T DO IT TO EM
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>>21616037
Einen großen Crash erwarte ich eigentlich auch nicht mehr. Ein Drawdown, eine "Korrektur" vielleicht, aber auch nicht viel weiter als 4800-4300. Da würde für mich auch der Punkt kommen, wenn ich nen großen Batzen reinhaue. Aber shorts würde ich teilweise weiterlaufen lassen als Abfederung, falls es doch durchrutscht.
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>>21616054
*Einen Drawdown
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MSTR 502 saylorbros WAGMI
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>>21615406
>didn't nootice
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damn investing in too much garlic always makes me gassy
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>>21616063
I just invoosted in natural strawberry fruit spread on homemade whole wheat
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I just ordered new in-ear headphones DIRECTLY from CHYNA.
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>>21615590
have you considered INVOOSTING instead of GOOMBLING
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>>21616076
Yes I have separate accounts for that
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aZ8CWA3ij8
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>>21616084
>all the other bears with the pumped up shorts
>better sell better sell
>faster than my buys
>all the other bears with the pumped up shorts
>better sell better sell
>faster than my purchase
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NO NIGGERS ALOUD
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96k almost accepted MSTR going to be at 600 faster than spy
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$hood mooning overnight
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>Futures
>https://youtu.be/B_J0-LSfSMA?si=w4ApYCOvMw8A7oYQ
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>>21616106
Does anyone else want to see Bitcoin collapse and Michael Saylor lose everything?
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>>21616132
I have far greater grievances with the market paying too much for treasuries than I do with bitcoin
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>>21616070
THEY will be LISTENING to YOU!
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>>21616096
BASED
(but wrong)
>>
bros....
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>>21616132
All crypto is volatile. Nobody actually believes Bitcoin will end up worthless within our lifetimes, especially not now that entire nations are starting to create their own reserves
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my penis is bigger than yours.
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is it too late to liquate all my positions and go full port into MSTR?
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>>21616158
really doubt that you twink fuck, do we need another penis inspection day?
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>>21615943
Wasn't the side effect originally permanently stopping your gut from working, even after you stop treatment?
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>>21616164
>>21616164
>>21616164

New
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>>21614169
This is like being surprised that the chart for the human population over time looks similar.



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