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We did it Giantessbros edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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>>21617744
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>>21619800
man the front page is all perpetually containment threads
it makes it even more hyper-competitive for attention for the few other threads on the front page
so you end up with containment threads and the rest is 66% fed-threads instead of like 20%
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Krispy Kreme's products are disgusting, but I ought some DNUT for the hell of it.
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>>21619805
>just hit the books
What?
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nice range on mstr today
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>>21619812
No one makes donuts like them and the sheetz donuts went up in price by like 200% the other year.
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For me it's the small mom n' pop donut place owned by a Vietnamese couple. Little bit of a drive but it's worth it. Krispy Kreme is overpriced and way too sweet.
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>>21619819
They taste like shit, though. You may as well got to Walmart and buy them cheaper.
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>Leaf flag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQEHQjGBCPQ
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There WILL be a reckoning- in this life or the next
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Oceanlab is my jam!!!!
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This is a fucking classic!
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>https://www.livescience.com/technology/artificial-intelligence/gotta-catch-em-all-how-pokemon-go-covertly-captured-your-data-for-years-to-train-a-massive-ai-model
>Pokemon Go redditors were tricked into being beta testers for geolocation mapping

Bullish for AI stonks
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I'm smiling so hard ima need plastic surgery to take the smile off of my face!
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As hard as I try...I simple cannot beat the market in a combo of VOO/VTI
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POWER HOUR PLEASE
KEEP THIS PUMP GOING
SEMIS NEED TO GO HIGHER
DON'T STOP THE TRANCE MUSIC
WE'RE ALL MAKING MONEY
JEROME
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>>21619835
USA will increase its GDP tenfold in the next 5 years thanks to AI. I haven't figured out who will buy all the produced stuff when everyone is without the job though.
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Giantess appreciators make the biggest gains on smg.
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Love giant women and losing money today after being up all early morning.
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>>21619829
Bikes are just an absolute shit mode of transportation. It's impossible to dress appropriately, they're too fast to mix with pedestrians, too slow to mix with cars, expensive to maintain like cars without really buying you much over walking.

I hate bikes and I hate bike fags. Also most of these towns are way more walk able than these armchair urban planners make them out to be. If you really want to bitch about something bitch about the housing developments in the US where they have one outlet onto a 50mph two lane highway with no shoulder or sidewalks and a 5 minute drive to the nearest gas station.
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>>21619849
Based
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So we went from Loli to Black women to Giant women. What's the next /smg/ fetish that will get spammed all day?
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>>21619852
>>21619851
What other stocks are good for GTS lovers?
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>>21619930
tiny women?
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>>21619930
Breast expansion
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>>21619923
>It's impossible to dress appropriately
Lose weight, fatty.
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>>21619930
We should do vore next.
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Small caps matter, they’re undervalued
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>>21619939
Not sure what being fat has to do with it. You're going to get way hotter peddling than you will walking. The extreme change in temperature plus the wind means it's impossible to dress appropriately.
Also I'm not fat.
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>>21619828
whaaaaat??? bro you are straight up trippin, Krispy Kreme is nothing like walmart donuts

what KK aught to do tho, is set up shop on the edge of a metro area, transport donuts out to neighboring small towns, I went to a small mining town last weekend, no donut shop in the entire town, so if you show up with a van of donuts all the blue collar bros are gonna be climbing over each other to buy.
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>>21619942
>cody_(dross)
Good taste in femboys.
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>>21619948
At least where I live Walmart sells boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts. I assumed that's what he's talking about.
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SOUN is riding high off bullish news this morning regarding their new acquisition’s customers having massive productivity boosts

They are due to announce a new partnership with a pizza chain (likely Dominos) likely within the next month as well. When this occurs I expect it to rocket to $10 with new floor of at least $8. Extremely bullish and can see this becoming a palantir level jump in the next couple years. Thoughts ?
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>>21619931
Everything has moved already so if you aren't in then you'll be risking holding through a correction.
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>>21619850
>USA
>produced stuff
what do they still produce?
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>>21619948
>transport donuts out to neighboring small towns
A lot of donut companies do that already, except they sell through grocery stores. My local KR stores sell donuts that a local company (I won't dox myself by naming them) delivers each morning. The donut stand in the KR stores even have that other company's branding on it. They're also better than DNKN or DNUT.
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Elon Musk is such a turbocringe faggot, kek
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>>21619961
agriculture (one of the biggest exports in pure $), automobiles, aerospace vehicles and equipment, machinery and electronics, natural gas and oil
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>>21619835
40% GAP DOWN SUNDAY
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really genius to pump the stock and make it trend on wsb then dump it so retards panic sell
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>>21619974
>biting on shitroach bait
Anon...
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DAS right
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>>21619959
dammit
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>>21619974
>Agriculture
somebody post the list with US at the top and netherlands on the second spot. I'll post an overlop of netherlands with the US in return.
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>>21619988
fuck it, I'll do it in advance
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>>21619985
SMCI put anon..
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Sell losers before they turn into bigger losers
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>>21619971
the divorce broke his brain
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>>21619953
I was told that’s a female woman
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>NVDA green
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this track goes kinda hard
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>>21619971
>an axe to grind
That sounds VERY gay
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>>21619991
The Netherlands isn't 30% niggers and mexicans though.
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>>21620004
No, just a hairless male.
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I HATE WASH SALES I HATE WASH SALES
FUCKING TRIGGERED ONE FOR MSFT AND NOW IT'S GOT ME TRAPPED. WHY DON'T BROKERAGES GIVE YOU A WARNING BEFORE YOU BUY?
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>>21619991
Netherlands is 2nd because it sells ridiculously overpriced horticultural shit to consumerist women and fags. The greenhouse shit they do is pretty impressive tho
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>CDC employees set to sign in opposition to RFK getting in office

That's funny how they are doing that while the jabs and ozempic are fucking with people's health lately
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i bought MSTR at $530
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>>21619971
>oh no he’s supporting Gaetz
Sounds based to me
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>>21619961
mostly CIA seurveilence tools that subjects pay for themselves.
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>>21620012
Every time I have to think about taxes while trading I think of that one guy who kamikazed the IRS in hi cesna.
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>>21620000
>>21620022
Checked
I was referring more to him saying Gaetz is America's Judge Dredd two days before Gaetz resigned because he can't keep his dick out of underaged pussy (AND PAYING IT FOR VIA VENMO)
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>>21620004
>>21620011
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>>21620026
But on the back of an Iphone it says
>Designed in California
>Assembled in China
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imagine caring about wash sales?
just make the trade

better to make money and pay taxes than miss out on something because youre afraid of wash sales
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>>21620017
In addition to its other fun side effects apparently Ozempic also causes uncontrollable liquid shits, I recently learned
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>>21620043
and
>Bugged in Israel
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NVDA Chads stay winning. MSTR baggies thanks for playing.
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>>21620046
Ozempic is literally destroying the gut health of millions of fat lazy retards who can’t even bring themselves to stop being so gluttonous to the point they pay for a prescription drug that is killing them and for that it is incredibly based. Respect
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>>21620050
I wonder if some of the new ones will blow up on command.
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>>21620041
Is it gay to wanna suck off a futa?
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https://www.youtube.com/live/m2FE6aPLWMs?si=8PThEIUD9DhCgSmZ
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>>21620059
Yes.
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>>21620020
yeah love how that one fag is nowhere to be seen now but was being a huge dick the past retard pump days
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>>21620059
Futas and Femboys/Traps are 100% hetero.
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>>21620046
damn glad I never even touch pharmaphags. You'll take a pill that fixes one thing but causes another thing, complete nonsense. wish I had sold my WW at the peak of their ozempic generic news, but lesson learned.
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This bull market has proven that I am the next Warren Buffett. Nothing can go wrong, only up and to the right. This is 2070 paradigm shift, happening NOW. Supermoney made from compacted Chinese EVs. visual JavaScript builders in the hands of yearning black children
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>>21620059
Its only gay if you didn't fuck her first.
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i'm here retard
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>>21620059
Financially speaking, not really.
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>>21620241
Dude short NVR
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>>21620075
>visual JavaScript builders in the hands of yearning black children
I will eat my mechanical keyboard if I see black kids doing anything remotely useful with AI beyond cheating at their homework.
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>>21620074
Yeah half the pharma ads I see on TV now are to fix side effects of other shit. Then you read the fine print or listen to the legal voiceover about the side effects of the new pill and it's like suicide, depression, heart attacks, seizures, all kinds of awful shit kek.
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>>21620072
After 8 beers
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>>21620034
He resigned because he wants to show his peers he’s all in for the AG role. They should know he’s giving up his seat in Congress for it when they vote.
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What's the difference between good and bad head?
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>>21620283
He already withdrew from AG consideration though
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>>21620020
i was only holding shares and closed all my positions for a like $200 gain, could have had more if i closed earlier, but if i held until now i would be in a loss, so yea i guess well see what happens in a few days
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>>21620285
I have yet to meet a girl who can actually good head.
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>>21620282
Gay is gay. Like you can be kissing a girl 8 beers drunk and reach down and find a he's got a dick. You're not gay yet, but you were lied to.
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>>21620283
Yeah I shouldn't have said resigned, meant withdrew like >>21620287
said
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>>21620289
I feel so sorry for you, but your statement seems like you have experience that determines men give better oral sex.
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Reminder baggie's on record saying he sucked a dick before so you can't really take him seriously about what's gay and what's not
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>>21620289
You haven't felt true bliss.
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>>21620294
Yeah, the full story is he resigned from his House seat to prevent the sex report from coming out before his AG confirmation hearings... then ended up withdrawing from the AG nomination anyway because all the stuff in the sex report would have come up regardless.
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>>21620298
this nigga be spitting facts fr fr
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>>21620282
>>21620292
After 0 beers.
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>>21620306
Trump should've never picked him. Too many distractions and red flags. Most of these people are degenerates but not all of them are as dumb as Gaetz. I saw a compilation of him "owning the libs" and one of the clips was just him doing an old George Carlin bit at a presser. Fucking cringe
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>The current transit agreement governing the flow of Russian gas through Ukraine is set to expire on January 1, 2025.
When and what do I buy? And when do I sell?
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>>21620297
I've never tried men. I doubt they're much better.
>>21620304
I kind of like the attention but there's teeth and everything.
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>>21620306
man if he that horny, he shouldn't be working in politics, horny dudes get burned hard in politics. Look at Bill Clinton.

If I were him I'd put my money away in half long term half divies to live off of, get myself a construction job and fuck bitches every other day, maybe show up to work when my dick needs recovery.
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>>21620321
Short oil.
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>>21620326
Good bitches can avoid teething your cock, and they do some shit with their tongue that feels amazing. Ex gf was a dick sucking pro, and she seemed to really enjoy it too, so it happened every night we were together. I probably totaled like a gallon of cum down her throat.
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this track is very uplifting
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>>21620075
basefd

JUSTICE FOR MARIUS
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE MARKET IS COLLAPSING BY 10 POINTS, DO 3 MINI-V IN A 10 MIN TIMESPAN
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>>21620336
The most uplifting track i ever heard from arming was "sunny days" ft that singer from nsync or backstreet boys.
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>>21620336
Man I love good electronic music!
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TSLA has been in this range set on Monday all damn week. Whichever way it finally breaks is going to be a huge move.
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Redpill me on the TXSE
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>>21620336
>>21620346
You guys remember "drowning in your love" it was an avicii edit of a ferry corsten cut, that might be one of the most uplifting tracks ever made.
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>ROOT
>LUNR
>LAAC
>MARA
All my memes are green
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>>21620353
It's ironic the most uplifting track all time was titled drowning
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>>21620342
EVERYBODY SEND HELP TO THE MARKETS

WE ARE THE MARKET
WE ARE THE CHEATERS

https://youtu.be/s3wNuru4U0I?si=ed50Z1idf0FtGZjk&t=26
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>>21620330
Maybe the lowest IQ post I've ever read here. What's your portfolio so I can inverse you.
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>>21620353
I really don't like music with lyrics.
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>>21620357
The whole another world is sending it, this is it love, cheers! <3
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WHAT THE FUCK
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>>21620350
Interlinked AlgobotHFT playground of Citaldel, Sasquatch, big ETF shops and all the discount broker selling their order flow to Citadel.
I guess it will be hugely successful and usher in 5 digit SPX.
Every sell order will be rerouted there and will be buywashed.
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>>21620367
>5 digit SPX.
LFG
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>>21620362
I used to sing, it's easy to share music you can sing via mouth, but I agree with you too. The best parts can't be made via voice. One of my favorite songs all time is "whipping post" it's an old southern rock song, but there is this rift where it's fucking unable to explain how it sounds with words and you have to hear it for yourself. All man's brothers band
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We are the ones who make a greener day, so let's start cutting
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own bags
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>>21620332
Genuinely interested
Why?
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>>21620368
Where will Juan Soto call home next year?
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Now..
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>>21620368
8>>21620375
Off the record!
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>SOXL
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>>21620376
You ever read Gulliver's travels?
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anyone watch MartinShkreli2022 on twitch? I don't even touch pharma or bio but still watch him ocassionally, he knows a lot about the inside mechanisms of wall st

just said that most of the hedge funds aren't shorting anymore after GME. Thats not a good sign, we need a good balance of longs and shorts.
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Guys, I have groundbreaking news:

>Fetterman on Gaetz withdrawal: 'I didn't see that coming'
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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
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DING DING DING DING DING
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>>21620373
>we are the quants
>we want the easing
>we want the rates to be negative so Powell LET'S START GIVING
>THER ARE CUTS YOU WILL BE MAKING
>GO 50 OR GO BUST
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>>21620385
I am financially ruined.
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>>21620380
She's probably 5' 6" and I'm not interested in midgets.
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>>21620385
-1.5%, it's ogre
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>>21620385
+2.54%
thank you SOXL
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>>21620383
YANG/FETTERMAN 2028
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Pistorius loyalty towards Scholz is wrong. SPD would have a realistic chance with him (even though I don't think he'll be that much better. but that is not what it is about).
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>all I had to do was buy soxl in october 2022 and sell a year later
>all I had to do was buy nvidia in october 2023 and sell a year later
>all I had to do was buy djt in september 2024 and sell a month later
>when I see a stock going down I think "it'll probably bottom at 100" and then buy at 120 entirely on impulse, then sell at 121 on impulse while it goes to 140
There is something just straight up wrong with my head. I can see where a good buy is and then my hands won't comply and I make all the most retarded moves. I think I've come to terms with the fact I will never be rich, I don't have the luck.
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>>21620385
Shouldn’t have sold. No idea why I did.
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>>21620389
Valid edit
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>>21620385
2.6 up due to EVTOL stocks. these babies are gonna fly next year, getting that priced in.
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>>21620399
You have to not care. This is why you also win on paper trading. You don't care. But when you use real money, you start fuckin up. And not even fuckin up. You might be winning, small wins. But they turn into frustration and then you'll lose big.
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>>21620385
Up 0.2%, it was a weird day
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>>21620059
No, it's far worse than being gay.
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>>21620380
>Boing glunk slosh wobble jiggle

I love big soft tits
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>>21620400
Your faith in giant women wasn't enough.
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>>21620411
>placing faith in women
Ishygddt
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>>21620041
>draw a woman
>call it a man
fags are delusional
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>>21620399
I focus on frequent dividend payers to maintain positions and really think to myself "is it worth losing X/month income for this Y gain"
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>>21620385
+1.36%, breddy comfy day. Looked a little scary there for a while this morning
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>>21620407
That's what's funny, I don't care anymore because I realize I was born to be poor but I'm wondering why I can call bottoms and tops -relatively- but keep buying impulsively or selling impulsively.
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>>21620046
Ozempic is hilarious
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>>21620418
Where's Soto signing
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YEN CARRY TRADE
STOCK MARKET CRASH
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>>21620385
Like 3.6% on active trades.

MVPs: RCAT, LUNR, SEZL (hate that name every time I see it)
Laggards: SRRK, MYTE, BKTI
Bought: AOSL
Sold: Nada

Quiet day recalculating weightings and planning buys/sells. Felt like some stuff pulled back near close - profit taking?
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>>21620423
That's not even new news, I heard it shrinks muscles in the heart.
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>>21620371
Yeah I've done aural training and can sing on key. I do like folk music but most electronic music with lyrics is just awful so I reflexively avoid it.
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>>21620426
Where's Soto signing?
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>>21620407
yup, mental game is half the battle, most bros only focus on the other half. I started to realize the mental side when all the books I read started repeating themselves (keep emotions out, don't trade on emotion) and then it really hit home with trader vic, dude dedicated the last half of his book to the mental and emotional side.
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Now that the market is over, I have been considering deep existential issues. Brunette women > blondes... although blondes have been the nicest to me.

>>21620385
-0.24%
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>>21620385
+!.2% Not bad.
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>>21620385
>+0.98%
Finally back to positive for the week.
Still wish I had sold on the 12th
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>>21620421
Fear of loss. The dark side is strong in you..
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>>21620427
That's the new news, they had the "uncontrollable shits once your stomach stops functioning" news close to a year ago
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>>21620423
I work with a guy who's sextuple-vaxxed and also on Ozempic. He's gotta be a ticking time bomb. Also his doctor told him he's losing muscle mass and he wants to increase his dosage because he's plateauing. Fucking kek
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>>21620429
I don't follow sports at all.
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>>21620385
+0.65%
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>>21620385
1.07%
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>>21620385
little red from $googl $hood and $ba
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>>21620385
the "first is free" statement starts seeming pretty accurate. every meme i tried was massively profitable the first time but only ate of those gains the second time
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>>21620379
>>21620375
Hopefully the Dominican Republic or wherever he's from.
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>>21620428
I never had any formal training, but I developed an ability to spasm the diaphragm below my lungs and rolls tounge to create tons of sounds. I did percussion in the school band, which never got me on a drum set, but ended up learning keyboards and everything to do with a drum.... I gave all of that up years ago.
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>>21620385
0.5% climbin back out of the hole.
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>>21620445
Fair enough
>>21620450
Fuck you!
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>>21620443
These kinds of stories are why I don't even bother going to the doctor.
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>Techies
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>>21620287
>>21620294
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>>21620460
>Pharmies
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>/biz/ told me for 2 years LUNR was a meme stock
>now I'm rich
lamo suck it
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>>21620462
>Wagies
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>>21620460
How many of these do you have..? Is this AI? If yes, then AI was a mistake
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>>21620458
Quit gambling on sports you degenerate. Also, the Yankees suck. They got out moneyballed by the Doyers. Pathetic!
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>>21620441
Anyway I'm just going to wage forever. I didn't "have to do anything" but kept buying and selling after 10% up. This lifestyle is probably not for me.
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>>21620466
Nah. Some chounyuu images I have are AI, but I just got all them from Pixiv, Deviantart, and Chounyuu.com
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>>21620468
Holding seems to be the better strategy. Especially if you have no impact on the market.
But this market also is.. very special.
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>>21620385
-0.04%, but I closed a bunch of positions in the green, including DNUT, which I'm hoping isn't going to pump tomorrow and make me look like an idiot.
I missed out on the last thirty minutes because I was busy giving IT support to a boomer over the phone.
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>>21620385
-1.3% Could be much worse considering how badly GOOG fucked me
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>>21620471
Insane
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>>21620459
Me neither. Unless I feel like I'm actually dying I'm not going. They'll always try to find some shit wrong with you just so they can get you on some pill or another. I remember a few years ago he was doing some kind of pre-emptive heart screening to try to rule out certain forms of heart disease. Wonder how much that shit cost. Probably a lot more than just losing weight.
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>>21620471
>people actually draw this
grim
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>>21619998
yagmi
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>>21620481
If you have insurance, essentially all preventative care is covered by the money you're already spending
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like mstr current bitcoin count is 331k, that's 32 billion at current bitcoin price
this morning their market cap was 100 billion
now it is 72 billion
assuming he sold a few billion in shares today (did the same thing last week when the price dropped from 380 to 325) the premium dropped from 4 to 2
also there's the convertible bond sale for 3 billion today which they'll use to buy 3 billion of bitcoin
depending on when and how much they sold and how much bitty they buy/have bought unannounced so far their nav premium might be the lowest it has been since february when i bought microstrategy
they tricked emotional fomo reddit swing traders into buying it and panic selling, people on stocktwits are saying "next stop 100 next stop 80" when their current known btc holdings without any premium give a share price of over 200
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>>21620482
More like glorious
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>>21620484
Ah, probably whatever a specialist visit would cost then, I guess (assuming it was done at a cardiologist or something like that).
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>>21620046
I trew up a bit, then I laughed, then I trew a little bit more while laughing
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>>21620490
I've read it like 4 times and the "I'd safely farted once already" line keeps getting me
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she can fix me...
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>>21620484
You'll wait 3 months to get a 10 minute timeslot with your doctor who will probably just order some tests, and then if you bring up ANYTHING health related you've been experiencing lately, good or bad, then suddenly it's no longer a "preventative" appointment and you will get billed.
It's literally not worth the time or effort to do annual checkups anymore. If you have a problem, ask ChatGPT for suggestions. If you can't deal with it otc, then set up an appointment (you won't have to wait 3 months if it's not an annual physical and you have a reason). If you have a real health problem though, ask Dr. Apu
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>>21620481
>They'll always try to find some shit wrong with you
kek happened to me they were blowing smoke up my ass that I needed a $500 (out of my pocket) bloodwork checkup 2x a year and all this other bullshit, a fricken ultrasound, cause some bloodwork number was a little off. Come to learn the blood thing is the same for my dad so it's just some genetic variation.
On the upside I quit drinking for good and know for a fact I don't have AIDS
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Bitcoin is going to zero. Zero!
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Will the market dookie itself overnight?
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>>21620485
idk man its hard to trust it when it slides down super smoothly but going up tends to be slow and painful
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>>21620502
Nah, charts all look fine.
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>>21620505
Why I bought msty, which sells calls on mstr, instead of mstr
This month's dividend was over $4/share
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REAL
KORNHEISER
HOURS
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>>21620509
honestly i would play with those but it takes forever for the cash to settle and i always find something new before it... it has to be settled to move it to the other account where i can do these crazier gambles
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>>21620474
>mwf if I had bought MSTU at close I'd already be up 10%
>mstr was only down because a known insider trader short seller said he would profit from his shorts if it went down (so people sold, the most reasonable response to that)
This is a dumb market, I'm sorry, but none of this shit makes sense.
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>>21620500
I wanted to put 50,000 dollars into bitcoin at 20k back in 2022. And then I didn't.
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>>21620514
There are always weeklies on indices... Declare Tuesday and Wednesday, record Thursday, pay Friday, work yourself into a speculative hype fever Monday
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From here on out I’m just slurping sell offs. Not holding anything until it has a bad day.
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>>21620500
>people on x still posting that it has no use case
>you can just use [other service] instead!
>i cant buy food with bitcoin!
>how is it worth 90k? it doesnt do anything!
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>>21620522
That's a company that relies on crypto. Hard to call that "the market"
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I trusted DIS doomers and missed out on a nice dip. Meanwhile 2025 will probably be a yet another great year for Disney. Clearly their DEI strategy is paying off, probably by expanding in South American and Asian markets.
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>>21620380
I recognize her
She was the ring girl for the Logan Paul and Tyson fight.
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>>21620525
I've known about Bitcoin since its inception and wrote it off as internet funny money because I didn't really understand it.
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>>21620505
it went down more than i thought it would, none of the fomo redditors or stocktwitters or whatever know anything, they just bought the top and panic sold the bottom irrationally.
if you look it up mstr already announced the 3 billion bond sale is completed so they now have 3 billion in cash (even assuming they didn't sell any today, which i bet they did), 32 + 3 is 35 and todays closing market cap was 72

pretend for the sake of argument they sold 2 billion today (i would have sold more at the lofty 530-3.7x premium), they have at least 37 billion bitcoin in bitcoin, the question is, where do you think bitcoin is going next year? if bitty peaks at 150k that would give 60 billion nav without any premium at all, even 1.5x is more than today's closing price.

and the 21/21 program, i think they've used 8 billion of that? that's already 32+32 = 74 billion from just completing that, without bitcoin going up from here in bull market with trump's treasury and other nations buying it and stuff

they have 18 billion worth of share sales available (not counting today), if they sold all of that at 525 it would have been a 12% dilution for a 40% gain in bitcoin

not trying to convince you to buy my bags or anything it's just stupid the market did a parabolic meme stock fomo-panicsell move when if you believe in bitcoin this will almost certainly be up more from here than other stocks, but you guys can keep buying biotech penny stocks that drop 40% because some trial failed, and they'll definitely never come back up, i'm still at 200% profits with this
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>>21620545
One bitcoin is worth more than 90k. Maybe it should be time for it to also have a use case on not be doing nothing. At least you can turn gold into jewelry.
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WTF happened today to Reddit and also after hours?
Did I miss something critical?
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>>21620554
the hacker called anonymous took it down
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>>21620548
then comes the question that what are they planning to do with those coins? will they crash the market some day
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>BREAKING: 2 ambulances and vehicles carrying Secret Service just left Mar-a-Lago, per pool report.
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SELL, SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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>>21620553
I will agree that now that's it regulated to hell it's lost a lot of its original intent/value. To be honest though I don't really care about crypto other than making money. I just want to make money. I will buy whatever worthless shit there is out there if I can make money on it.
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>>21620566
time to undust the bobo folder?
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thats some interesting choice of words there
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>>21620566
>>21620575
Damn they have reporters just covering the pools at Mar a Lago? Sounds like a cushy job until someone slips and falls
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>>21620575
mar a lago is LIT son!
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>>21620577
mumus failed to keep NVDA above $150 today
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>>21620580
yes, that's how microstrategy works, they sell bonds and shares when the stock is at a premium and buy coins with it. it was really smart of old andy to short when it was at a lofty valuation because it was virtually guaranteed that saylor would diloot himself which causes the price to go down like when it dropped from 380 to 320, writing the short selling piece about the premium, which is literally their business model, further accelerated the dump by causing panic in $500 average redditors
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i just woke up and i'm already bored...
I KNOW!
i'll seek attention on the internet!
new all-time highs for orange juice -_-'
just reviewed the last 12 hours of /smg/. real dark stuff. lots of troubled souls here.
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Who else slurped HIMS here
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The ambulances were just part of JD Vance's motorcade.
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>pussied out of buying calls
>then the SP goes up by 20%
fuck...
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>>21620614
bet if i went with 10x leverage tomorrow it will continue dumping but if i just watch it will recover
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>>21620554
>Canadian cuck admits to being gay
What happened in after hours and why did nvidia not move?
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>>21620625
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has anyone traded the IBIT options yet? might have a looksie tomorrow
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so what was that nig video candle today??
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>>21620628
it's probably likelier that he announces on sunday so i wouldn't ape in at the open because it might go down a little more if he doesn't announce buys premarket, not at this pace or to this extent
and i mean i wouldn't use leverage here anyway, kek at people who bought MSTU top this morning and lost 40%

i might also be a faggot and bitcoin gets banned by trumps pro-crypto government and goes to zero and saylor loses everything, but i think it'll be up a lot from here this time next year more than most stocks when people here are creaming over 8% per year
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TGT…
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how much more drilling can we expect from mstr?
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>>21620670
Meanwhile Wal-shart is up 70% over the past year
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>>21620661
yeah makes sense but boy is it tempting to go with leverage when you only have a couple 10ks to play with. if it went right i could just enjoy that neet freedom for the rest of my life
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AAAAA I JUST WANT TO GET FUCKING RICH WITH MINIMAL EFFORT IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK!???
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>>21620814
The woman is WMT and TGT can be the guy then. I’ll probably buy some TGT if it’s down again tomorrow..
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>>21620824
For me, it's keeping parity with inflation, but apparently that is also too much to ask.
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LINC might be good for a quick swing here.
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what happened to the bobos posting about the mstr bubble? surely they are going to be posting pics of their lambos any time now, right?
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best way to get free bitcoins?
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>>21620819
at least split it 50/50 or something kek
i would be a lot comfier if it had just gone up based on fundamentals instead of running up 3x in a weed because meme traders got wind of it and now everyone thinks it's a pump and dump scam stock that belongs at 50

though this runup with share sales at massive premiums really helped raise their bittycount with lower dilution so they could acquire more before 100k so i can't be that mad
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>>21620824
imagine intel foundry got 20% of the foundry market at 2040 at 30% operating margin
400B TAM, pe 25 multiple appropriate because the US wants to make 50% eventually
400*0.2*0.3*25=600B foundry alone (meaning CCG & DCAI & MBLY go bankrupt
600B market cap low estimate for 2040 meaning 13%CAGR
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>>21620838
I wonder what's happening to the guy on R*ddit who was shorting MSTR, he had like $349k in unreailzed losses as of yesterday or the day before I think. A leaf linked to it a few /smg/s ago. Surely today helped him out.
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>>21620882
Probably trying a noose because the one day he could really brag, he got fucked over by server issues on his homo site
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>>21620858
council on foreign relations just did a crypto talk. digital dollar coming very soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g_j4xppJd4
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I get a 13% discount when I buy WMT shares through work (they match 15%, up to $1,800/year). It's treated me well. I have 100 shares, previously sold 300 and took profit and diversified at $62.50.
Now I also have 2 leaps on it too.
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WHICH ONE OF YOU NIGGERFAGGOTS MADE THIS WIKIPEDIA PAGE???
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_members_of_the_United_States_Congress
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>>21620909
back to >>>/biz/ cryptojeet
nobody cares
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>>21620916
If only there was a way to check wiki contributions
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>>21620909
oops. didn't mean to reply. i was going to tell that person not to do arithmetic ever. very dangerous practice.
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>Pasts
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thread theme:
https://youtu.be/-3_ALLadQ1M
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What are we drinking tonight? Me? Guinness.
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>>21620921
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>>21620938
How does that stupid fucking video have 4m views
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>>21620938
Disgusting
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dude wtf redditors didn't even know the 3 billion bond sale announced 4 days ago was today they just sold because everyone else was selling, they don't even know about the 21/21 plan
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>>21620952
the same cheap beer that makes my breath and pores smell like vomit every morning
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>>21620938
Me on the left
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>>21620893
>>21620882
I found it, he realized a loss of 1 milly today. KEK
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Entire bucket: in SOUN. McDonalds announcement + CES show with Nvidia = over $9/share in January (~30% gain from today)
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>AZZ: +8.84%
Told you guys it was breaking out of that wedgie. I mean wedge.
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>>21620956
How do men run trains on your gf when she is mid
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>>21620909
>>21620920
While nobody should care about specific shitcoins being shilled, it is going to be a relevant digital asset in the future. Due to the limited mint supply (compared to newer generations), and some world governments opting for BTC specifically (compared to say, ETH or LTC), that's probably the place to park your crypto allocation. I'm sure we'll get a big selloff once it breaks $100k/coin so you could probably set buy limits on the way down to $50k, that's what I did. I just throw $50-$100 into it every month and buy whatever and stake the coins for more APY

Also consider: Satoshi Nakamoto or whatever more or less means "of central intelligence", which means it was likely created as a CIA asset. Whether that's true or not, it seems more useful to keep a small amount because why would you bet against them? You get normalfags and furries on twitter that cannot understand why it's "worth" $90k or the purpose of it. We're all still extremely early.

Now mind you, I'm still happy to hold a traditional 80/20 portfolio or what have you, it's just that for my risk on portion, crypto does deserve 5-10% of my wallet share. I don't have the tolerance for people that are bitcoin maxis and funnel every dollar into it. No thanks.

And if you're looking at BRICS and CBDCs, remember that the Fed cannot transact with individuals, and it's owned by member banks holding private equity shares; JPM is the most likely candidate to work with the government and roll out said digital backends to monitor the population
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>>21620983
That's a pretty good setup. Solid callout, anon.
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>NATGAS spinks back up immediately after 6 pm reopen
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>>21620991
This isn't shitcoin general. You're also a leaf. Tl:dr
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Just checked back in on TMF, it's down about 30% since that one guy started shilling it a while back
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>>21620985
How do you repost the tame version?
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>>21620938
Scoops is the one of the only niggers I love. G_d bless you nigger!
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>>21621004
Why are people talking about interest rates and bonds, then? They're not stocks either.
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>>21621009
idk, different size pics? You can probably ask some coomers in >>>/hr/4953971
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>>21620968
Cheers.
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>>21620983
>company does something
>suddenly it's worth multiple billions of dollars
weird times.
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>>21620983
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>>21621019
I'm not a doomer or anything like that, but I wonder if this is how it worked during dotcom bubble. It's bizarre to me that a company with $40m revenue suddenly is valued at $3b because AI.
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>>21621004
leafs are better than tripfags
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>>21621015
There is something like 10 to 30 million illegals utilizing easy access to housing, so there is demand for housing, meanwhile the 30 year term bill is tied directly to the housing loans, but you're a leaf and I'm not going further.
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>>21621031
I've never been to Finland, the closest is probably Norway, or Russia. I'd like to know the greatness you can unleash from Finland.
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>>21621030
>I'm not a doomer or anything like that
GAY
A
YOU ARE GAY THEN FAGGOT
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>>21621019
>>21621030
>because AI

As long as “muh AI” is attracting big name customers contributing to massive increases in YoY revenue and expanding markets, it’s going to imply a strong value for the company all those big names are going to

SOUN in particular also pumped today because the clients that work with the company they recently acquired reported massive productivity gains in an official report
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>>21621031
Ive bought Finnish butter, but it only came to America because you stopped selling it to Russia.
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>>21621043
hmm, yeah I guess it's just the value of the technology itself and its potential. Maybe I'm underestimating it, especially considering how quickly AI is moving forward.
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>>21621020
Unfathomably bullish
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>>21620385
+0.38%, I'll take it
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>>21621019
top strategist says to chase every rally. its free money.
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>>21620964
Dude ask the people at the reddit who only suck each other's cocks
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>>21621047
I am thinking seriously about boughteding a DCA position.
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>>21621052
must be why I keep missing out anon, wise words, wise words
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>>21621045
How do you monetize AI? Cutting jobs is obvious, but then you have less consumers. So how do you find revenue from there or get ahead of the wave of losses of consumers. The old way of consumers staples are actually going to get hurt even worse, and finding true value will be difficult. Now I know a few secrets, but the problems are going to be access to capital and crypto should be 30% of your portfolio for a make it.
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>>21621065
this alone is probably worth a lot
https://patents.justia.com/assignee/soundhound-inc
Damn I might actually buy it tomorrow. I looked at it for weeks thinking it's a symptom of clown market, but in the end I myself turned out to be a clown.
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>>21621083
I ain't clicking on that shit, but if you belive in you be you. Do you and godspeed.
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>>21621083
every time i hear of this i think of that app on my old phone that detects what song is playing on the radio or something. i can't associate it with anything super valuable that would get people hoarding the stock
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we can now post .mp4 H264 videos, very bullish for 4chan
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>>21621096
Voice assistants, but with AI
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>>21621016
>>21620985
>>21621100
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>>21621032
If you want to nuke my country please do. I can't stand these curryniggers
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>>21621096
basically, it could be used in drive throughs to get your orders.
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>>21620990
KEK

>>21621016
>>21620985
based
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>>21621100
265 is best.
264 is old.
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>>21621014
oh hot dam, it’s The Baggler!
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>>21621083
You know what they say
when in clown world
do as the clowns
im having a hard time learning the lesson but its becoming more clear by the day.
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>>21621103
someone like google or microsoft didn't do that already?
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>>21621114
Yes, but since a lot of source material is H264 we can in some cases directly post that by just stripping the sound.
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>>21621100
Been wanting to post a celebratory goon vid but the smallest I have available is 4MB and has sound. When's m00t going to bump those?
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>>21621110
More importantly: customer service departments can replace their entire pajeet staff with AI assistants that can speak any language and perfectly match the cadence of who they’re speaking with on the phone. No more sitting on hold for a hour, dealing with shit tier Robo operators or Rajindahar in Mumbai on the phone.

>>21621121
They have the patents for totally offline feature set as well as many others. I see a buyout from a larger company as a fairly likely scenario at a good premium.
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>>21621123
>When's m00t going to bump those?
Who?
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>>21621128
>I see a buyout from a larger company
BINGO
I
NIGGERS AND JEWS
G
O
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>>21621114
old but just works and still the default in all kinds of things. all the new codecs are much more difficult to use and less well documented
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>>21621128
Apple paid for Shazam $400m for comparison, and it was back before AI craze.
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>>21621123
You still have to reencode in VP9. Usually I use a -crf of 36 and make sure it's no more than 960p, and if that's still too big I increase the CRF number or reduce the resolution further.

>>21621129
Hiroshigookmoot
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>>21621128
>call customer service for company
>QT AI waifu answers
>giggles, laughs and takes care of my every need, is never rude or curt, will talk as long as you like

I’m so lonely and this isn’t gonna help
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>>21621139
>in 2025 people will call customer service just to feel less alone
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>>21621128
seeing all the meme stocks go wild makes it difficult to put in something in more sane stuff for a longer time. things like mstr will probably be a once in a lifetime thing and then it will be much harder to get that kind of gains again
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>>21621139
yeah but you will be paying for every minute
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These wagies in the cagies
let's force them talk to AI
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>After hours
>https://youtu.be/zMcx91fvvl4?si=8mV4FogdGe-tSHnf&t=578
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>>21621142
We had the same thing a year ago when NVDL went straight up. Then last quarter when Chinatown ripped, There's always a bull market somewhere.
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>Matt Gaetz being cornered by Israeli blackmailers:
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>Twitch shitshow continues

>Recently got bad press from Fox News of all outlets
>Directly names Hasan Piker as antisemitic, supports houthis, demanding another 9/11 etc.
>Guy responsible for spearheading adpocalypse campaign, dancantstream, got suspended indefinitely(suspiciously before he was supposed to appear on Asmongold's stream to expose Twitch further)
>Streamers responsible for antisemitic jokes on sponsored Twitchcon panels, Frogan and Denims, already unbanned(people suspect even more advertisers will leave due to their return)

>Another streaming platform, Parti, wants to compete with Twitch and Kick now
>Offering $1,000 per month to stream there for new small streamers
>Already pic related happening, same bullshit going on with Twitch.........

Streamer industry is so fucking weird and I'm a gamer/smg retard that loves chounyuu content....
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>>21621082
the rich will get richer, the poor will get poorer. there will be opportunities in high density housing and discount retail, you're already seeing trends emerging in wal mart and prison stocks, but that's just the first inning in what is going to be a long ball game. you can also extrapolate out the 2nd order effects and go down the ladder of despair and buy cigarette, alcohol, adult recreation (ticker: RICK) and gambling stocks. there are publicly traded mortuary stocks as well, get yourself a screener and find the one with the lowest margins: they are the ones set to see biggest gains. you have to think tactically and break the traditional rules here.
and as for the rich? well it is unfortunate that there's no publicly traded cocaine tickers, but you can invest in latin america as well as the caribbean financial sector. another weird way to access the cocaine market is through dental stocks. iykyk.
people are going to want to protect their wealth as well, so buy asset managers that don't sound too jewish. yamaha is also really great, they make pianos and jet skis, capturing the trend of retards and geniuses making it while midwits lose wealth in real terms. that's just a few thoughts but ya baggie, ai is definitely going to change society by a lot and it's important to think about it when making investment decisions.
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>>21621173
>COVCF up another 4% today
Guess vtubers > 3dpd streamers
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cup and handle slowly forming on the bitcoin chart we could be hitting 100k tonight
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>>21621173
twitch wont move amazon even it it goes out offline for good. assuming Parti isn't publicly traded, there's no way to make money here.
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>>21621174
>another weird way to access the cocaine market is through dental stocks. iykyk.
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I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT GAP. FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCk
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Oh neat, TPL is replacing MRO in the S&P. https://www.spglobal.com/spdji/en/documents/indexnews/announcements/20241121-1475569/1475569_5-mro.pdf
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>>21621176
I prefer Vtubetards over hot tub asmr thots. At least they can be pretty funny. 99% of 3DPD girls got the personality of a wet cardboard box with mold.
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>>21621173
The simp economy really needs to go bust. To think if I hadn't come here early on and gotten called a faggot a bunch I would have ended up as one of those simps giving all his money to streamers.
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all the day shifters are gone so....

are we dumping across the board on open again ?smg/ Illuminati bros?
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>>21621202
will russia be launching more missiles tomorrow?
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>>21621211
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>>21621202
>dumping
See>>21620938
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>>21621202
>day shifters

I just realized I always liked talking to people with movie references but these people will all be dead soon since I don't watch the new movies

IT'S OVER
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>>21621139
>>21621141
>not just having your own fully customized AI waifu at home
Just use the chat in and out in no time for customer service gramps
there's no need to call anymore.
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>>21621226
Yes but the scenario of me having to call because of a genuine problem and then I meet the unique waifu on the other end who genuinely helps me with cause me to form a specific attachment with that personality which will be made more significant and deep to me due to the innate nature of our spontaneous connection
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>>21621234
>1234
ADULTERY
IS
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IGGERS
GGERS
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ERS
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WK worth keeping an eye on.
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>>21621257
Nevermind, forgot you can basically just buy INOD instead.
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>>21621260
>Data engineering
I feel like data is something you *really* don't want "engineered."
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>>21620991
>Satoshi Nakamoto or whatever more or less means "of central intelligence"
it's a rugpull psyop. member when they banned gold?
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>Jaguars illegally being moved into Arizona
>https://x.com/WomanDefiner/status/1859644251468071280

What the fuck, what stocks do I profit from this??
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remember that everybody was screaming muh recession just a few months ago?
remember when it was anticipated that initial claims would jump?
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>>21621320
oil did indeed dump though
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>>21621324
oil dumping is indicative of the deflationary inverse-depression we're about to enter.
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>>21621329
More like niggapression kekkle
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>>21621278
>I feel like data is something you *really* don't want "engineered."
it’s a role that basically entails writing SQL all day, or maybe some spark jobs or data warehouse shit.
They’re the end users for a product like Snowflake.
it’s basically a fancier version of a “data analyst” that can do more than just excel spreadsheets
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>>21621173
based whore
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>>21621173
twitch will chug on nicely and uninterrupted.
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everything is weird
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How do I stop masturbating
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>>21621385
That’s the neat thing, you don’t
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>>21621173
why is it always those everywhere...
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>>21619800
Do you guys see any interest by retards and normies into stocks lately? Everything points to extreme overvaluation but I can't see a frenzy so it worries me if there's still sometime to go
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>>21621385
get a gf so you can stop masturbating
But you have to stop masturbating to get a gf
Checkmate goyim
Also girls are gross
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>>21621368
they have squat thot workout streams?
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>>21621652
Normies only buy bitcoin now
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>russia launched a mirv
>buy locksneed
>bernie publicly denounces israel and calls for a vote to end military aid hours later
ffffffuck
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>>21621385
how do i start
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Can’t believe he was right
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>>21621652
I have seen normies (aged 20-26) be more interested in trading since the US election, mainly looking at TSLA and DJT, but I don't think it's very substantial here.

China people got burned during their rugpull a while back, so their morale may not be that high now or they might choose to 'somehow' get into the US markets.
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Yeah I think it's time for TMF again

Also when are we buying KOLD? I got rekt by it today but I can't stay away... being drawn to it like a moth to light
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>>21621329
John Cena suuucks
John Cena suuucks
John Cena suuucks
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i wanna collect cards but mtg is for redditors and pokemon is for quirk chungus millineals and 8 year olds so idk which ones to collect.
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>>21621729
I'm getting a bit scared of it because I remember what NATGAS did when the pipeline blew.
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>>21621747
the merchandise, collectible and memorabilia mania of the new millennium is pure testament to this clown world we live in
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>>21621653
I show grills how I masterbait and then they want sex. Mastrb8 to get a gf.
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>>21621747
Collect regular playing cards then use them during poker games to earn more money
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Is "market crashes usually happen during republican presidencies(US)" the last remaining cope?
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>>21621857
im looking at some fancy playing cards on amazon rn. bicycle brand makes a lot of them.
>>21621758
ive still got beany babies and pokemon cards in their dedicated protective cases at my parents house.
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>>21621747
I was buying Pokémon cards for awhile about 6 months ago. I got some cool ones. Yu-gi-oh is fun, too. I just like the artwork.
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I'm not gonna read everything that was written while I was gone
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DIOS MIO EL CAFFE ARABICA
I'm gonna order (natural) Caffeine powder with my Proteinpowder (HSN from SPAIN (FUCK BULKPOWDERS AND THE UK) on black week
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>>21621878
Yikes I’m sorry for what’s about to happen to you
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>>21621653
if you get a gf, then you just replace masturbating with BJs
and then you also have to entertain those fuckers and “quality time” and all that shit

bigger distraction than beating off.
just get a hooker, it’s cheaper
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>>21621749
Remember anon, natural gas is industrial waste which is so abundant it is being flared. $2 is the baseline to which it will always return to. Just gonna time the KOLD purchase right.

Where are the natgas anons? I hereby order them to be summoned to provide expert testimony on natgas situation.
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>>21621878
>TSLA options
>$700k of TSLA options
you lifted this from r*ddit.
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Made 40% on some SPY 0DTE, still down around 20% overall.
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>>21621876
that's neat. i also need to buy some poker chips to play with.
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>>21621747
Just ignore the new ones. mtg cubes filled with custom cards are the endgame.
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I think MSFT is officially now a crab stock
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>>21621894
I did
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>>21621878
Yep black Friday is confirmed
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For germanons who want to buy NATIVE and support EAST germany, there is Bodybuildingdepot. But their milk comes from Poland, so.....

>>21621892
Natgas enters the AI hype now. Later than Uranium, but better late than never, right!?
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>>21621747
>but mtg is for redditors
No. Wizards of the coast is definitely based.
pokemon and yugioh is for redditors.
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>>21621909
>pokemon is for redditors
/vp/ exists
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NATGAS AND OIL HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE HOOD 24 HOUR MARKET TONIGHT
>NATGAS AND OIL HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE HOOD 24 HOUR MARKET TONIGHT
NATGAS AND OIL HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE HOOD 24 HOUR MARKET TONIGHT
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>>21621914
was this planned or...?
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>>21621906
if you actually had $700k in robinhood, I’d have already known.
there’s only a few of guys on here that actually have six figgies outside of an IRA, and even then they don’t just toss the whole fucking stack on TSLA options like that.

that fucking nigger that went all in on CLF was a better fit for reddit with his bullshit.
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>>21621924
>there’s only a few of guys on here that actually have six figgies outside of an IRA
Name them and shame them scoops
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>>21621924
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>>21621924
only the dumbest ones become cord trannies
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>>21621926
lmfao that is incredible
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>>21620059
You have to give the futa a vagina inspection first.
>>21620432
We have to distinguish between natural and dyed blondes here. Natural > dyed.
>>21621914
And I'm going on vacation before the open tomorrow. The markets are doomed.
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>>21621926
DD-GOLD, UPDOOT
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>>21621878
holy fucking shit you got some balls
big saggy hairy fuckin balls
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>>21621913
but they’re doing the videogame, IIRC
it’s just a hobby for them to channel their autism into, rather than buying fucking pokemon cards to re-live their childhood or some stupid shit like that.

the guys on /vp/ aren’t vainly dumping money into that shit, or treating it like some kind of savvy financial venture
most of the fuckers that buy pokemon cards are some fucking redditors that have never actually played it properly

/vp/ is an autistic pursuit; the others are an armchair attempt at financial pursuit with limp and shallow memorabilia as some kind of thin veil for their lack of purpose in life
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>>21621914
>>21621922
All I can say for sure is that in general the Blue Ocean money maker Jews are only willing to back movements within 20% overnight so this probably means they are expecting something that would have a high possibility of causing greater than 20% movements in
NATGAS AND OIL
>NATGAS AND OIL
NATGAS AND OIL
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SUCK MY LIGMA
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Oh shit today was Thursda
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>>21621925
>Name them and shame them scoops
baggie, ratsu, soxl_shill, some other guy in seattle (maybe it’s sloorper?)
possibly poem anon
that’s probably it.

I’ve seen a couple guys talk about putting six figgies somewhere, but it’s usually into VOO or some shit like that
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>>21621892
But it can suddenly go to $10 and stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.
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>>21621661
Protip: RTX is the missiles-and-rocket-interception play
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>>21621949
Yeah I just discovered that same thing in the after hours. I didn't even realize it was NATGAS storage report day this morning. I thought it was maybe TUESDAY and I always know what day it is.
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Looking at reddit right now. Man how do people find those big boom stocks like mstr.
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>>21621926
reminds me of those guys like the ASMB shill
a lot of these guys that post about doing due diligence are ripe for getting fucked.
I just tune them out like schizo posting.

+1 on that being incredible though

I only pay attention if they post screenshots of how much they invested because then you can more easily tell when some retard just lost all his lunch money savings, or is actually knowledgeable.
the more knowledgeable people that actually seem to have money and good ideas don’t post all kinds of due diligence (e.g. baggie)
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>>21621905
Anon, that's a goddamn double head and shoulders, diamond top, get-the-fuck-out-of-there pattern.

I don't think we'll be describing MSFT as "crab" a month from now.
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goodnight jannies
goodnight trannies
goodnight loli posters
goodnight giantess posters
goodnight apu
goodnight marv
goodnight groyper
goodnight wojak
goodnight soijak
goodnight plapjak
goodnight mumu
goodnight bobo
goodnight snibs
goodnight swan
goodnight rocker
goodnight baggie
goodnight scoopsies
goodnight poem anon
goodnight lego anon
goodnight macedonianon
goodnight chwy anon
goodnight movie night anon
goodnight niggers
goodnight jews
goodnight /smg/
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>>21621974
>tfw a grad student just paid off his $200,000 student debt and is asking whether or not to get a PHD.
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>>21621980
>>21621980
>>21621980

Night bread
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>>21621954
>ratsu
Oh, didn't know that, will have to say something next movie nite
>sloorper
I think he said not yet.
>possibly poem anon
I only have like $90k in my Fidelity account right now. I moved a bunch to my advised account, which is now up to $200k (not an IRA). They were going to give me a bonus if I transferred some more cash in this month, and I'm too lazy to deploy all of that money on my own. They mostly put it in basic ETFs (SPY, QQQ, etc), but also a few weird ones. Nothing leveraged or too exotic, but it's doing alright.
>>21621977
I don't have much left, I've been paring down my position over this year. It's a bit above my average exit, so might be time to drop out entirely.
>>21621979
gn
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>>21621979
goodnight anon
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>>21621979
GOODNIGHT SON
I MEAN
FAGGOT
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TELL UR MOM TO STOP TEXTING ME I'M NOT PAYING CHILD SUPPORT
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>>21621971
Well crypto is an incredibly easy market, with predictable patterns. Since the fundamentals of central bank printing and fixed Bitcoin halvings don't change, you only have to watch sentiment. That is, price.

When a sector bottoms in sentiment and fundamentals, you look for the highest potential plays. For Bitcoin that's leverage (miners or Saylor's ponzi), for Chinatown stocks that's what gweilo know and will pile into (Alibaba), for uranium that's Cameco, the list goes on.

Then it's just a waiting game while the completely dead stock starts to sloooowly upturn.
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I had six figures in my gambling account in 2022
I wiped out
Paper trading is for faggots and vaginas
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>>21621984
>I don't have much left, I've been paring down my position over this year. It's a bit above my average exit, so might be time to drop out entirely.
When it comes to these things, you should not care one whit about the past. Only the future. Be like water.

Looking forward, it might rally to the moon and you should buy back in... if it negates the setup and breaks like 435. Otherwise you're just waiting for big boys to finish unloading before an express train to 333.
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>>21621971
they just look at biggest daily movers and chase anything that’s moving up a lot.
they usually get burned from holding too long, like GME

they don’t find that shit, they’re just filthy chasers
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>>21621979
Sleep well, friendo
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>>21621993
>Well crypto is an incredibly easy market
kek wtf
did you do crypto plays? how well did that go for you?

if it was actually easy, wall street would be pillaging that shit with algos and what-not
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>>21622009
Very well, thank you. But you have to know what you're doing.

Tons of Wall Street money is driven by things like restrictions on what they can invest in, Boomer managers who don't know what they're doing, liquidity concerns, and passing over dollars on the sidewalk. At the end of the day, they're not all Millennium.
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>>21622020
Stop being a faggot and post yearly USD PnL for the entire account.
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I fudded myself out of buying SOUN about a year ago because I read a big report on the company and the CEO, who seemed like a shady serial entrepreneur with a bunch of vaporware on his resume. Seems like maybe I just overthought it.
>>21621926
Kek I remember that guy
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>>21622064
Sorry, Schwab only summarizes all my accounts

>inb4 inspect element
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Fucking trans men is straight.
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>>21622092
Shots fired
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>>21622092
DUH
U
H

of the decade
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Baked

>>>21622184
>>>21622184
>>>21622184
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>>21622187
Why would you bake another thread when we already had one?
>>21621983
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>>21621979
gn



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