>/SMG/ Stock market generalGacha rats.>OTK & Company / Twitch GossipJew worshippers.>kpop generalHomosexual gypsies.>/ftl/ - Fish Tank LiveHuman zoo.>/CMMG/ Commodities, Mining, and Macro GeneralWannabe kikes.>/wwa/ - Waifu Wrestling Alliance GeneralOne schizo talking to himself.>/bant/ AI Waifus GeneralIrrelevant.
>>21646483i need to triple my money this month. which meme stocks should i buy?
>>21646562You could buy calls on a US midcap index or CHGG but honestly you're probably going to just lose everything.
>>21646695>CHGGalready pumped
I bought 1000 of 11/29 amazon weekly calls thursday and the next day they were down half. I lost hope then we got +2.2% monday and +2.5% today and I sold them for 2700. Why do people need sports betting or the casino when options exist? 500 dollars to 2700 in two days
>TQQQ
>>21646483>Price of Thanksgiving went down>People claiming this is goodPrices only go down because demand and spending ability is getting crushed.
>>21650681False, team Harris, with Joe Biden as acting President, have attacked price gouging and corporate greed retard. Inflation will pick back up Day 1 of the new administration because of the Trumped up Tariff Trade War.
>>21650681I yam so thankful to announce that we mashed the price of your potatoes, so you can have a cran berry good Holiday.And that's no tur-lar-key!#buildbackbetter
>>21650681>>21650788The Trump Tax cuts are going to lead to more inflation as well as people will have more money to chase the same number of goods, even if their spending power is crushed by the tariffs.
>>21649669We need sports betting because the kikes close the markets over the weekend. What am I supposed to trade crypto? Fuck that!
>>21650796Trump Tax Cuts won't take hold until 2026. 2025 is Harris Hikes.
>>21650802I know that damn feel bro. Picked up Online Poker though. Other players are fucking dumb.
>>21650824The country is tens of trillions of dollars in debt, and this mother fucker wants to cut taxes? People like him and Elon Musk should be paying their fair share instead of giving hand outs to the rich. Trump's greed and corruption has no end!
This is not /smg/ you idiots
>>21650860thanks for keeping us caprese'd of the situationyou absolute faggot
>>21650864Any time. Now someone have a proper thread I'm phone posting.
>>21650860Who gives a fuck what OP says, fuck it, this thread is now /smg/.
>>21650874This is actually the best thread we have had in months, and we should be thanking the Australian shit poster.
>>21646562Vix calls
>>21646483>/smg/>gacha ratsCOPE
>>21650882>This is actually the best thread we have had in monthskek based take
we are truly the chosen of 4chanjust move in and decide we like the place
>>21650913lmao
>>21646483yejibros is this the thread?
i'm going to move onto baggie's rambling new england estate and take one of those outbuildings or garages as my own
>>21650923If you agree to only shit and piss in my neighbor's yard.
>>21651805don't dictate terms to me this is my ancestral homeland now
how do you nogs diversify your money between different brokers/bank? do you even? I have like 95% of my shit in Fidelity and closing into the SIPC insurance limit. Should I move part of my shit to other brokers? Not that I think Fidelity will go bust, but I don't wanna get caught with my cock in my hand if it does
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mQYJYY4VkWA
>>21651843i wfh. no ones doing any work this week because the turkey trot rally is more important.
>>21651824what do you mean, "money"? if it is stocks, at least in Germany this does not matter at all because you own them anways, not your female broker.for Cash, 100k per bank is insured so i keep it under that amount.
Just yolo'd all my money into 1DTE SPY 597.
nvda scalpers you are boring memove it either direction or we're leaving
I didn't expect crab for Thanksgiving dinner.
who is shorting SOXL?it's crabbing so hard...
Elon told me about these namefags. Elon Musk... (pause for applause)We're going to do something about these namefags.
Take it all inNIGGERSbecause this will be the LAST GREEN DAY beforeJEWS
>>21651824>how do you nogs diversify your money between different brokers/bank? do you even? I have like 95% of my shit in Fidelity and closing into the SIPC insurance limit. Should I move part of my shit to other brokers? Not that I think Fidelity will go bust, but I don't wanna get caught with my cock in my hand if it doesIf Fidelity goes "bust" you're not going to be grateful that you stuck your money in Robinhood or Schwab. You will be grateful that you managed to find a relatively healthy rat to put in your stone soup.Although I do unironically keep my unvested cash in Robinhood instead of fidelity for the higher APR with Robinhood Gold while having my boring safe shit in fidelity.
>>21652139I already used my 3 day trades, I am going to white out.
>>21651847Felt like information I wanted confirmation on. Movement of stocks is how I make money on options. Spacex is not accessible to most of us plebs.>>21651848Interdasting.
>>21646562Apparently the answer was PDYN.
>-17% new home sales mom>market up almost +0,45%
Comfy vibes to chill and watch the market crab tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7cmKWzvqjE
henlo mr jeromecan we get a 50 bepis cutand also gfsthank you
>>21652170>>21651824>not just having ALL of your shit in Schwab money market funds while trading other people's capital in HOODNIGGERS>NIGGERSNIGGERSDETECTED
thinking bout buying $550 calls for SPY for Jan 31st, seems like nice levvy and probably relatively safe...? donaldokun would probably pump the markets as he goes into office
ramen hour let's fucking go
how much money do you make from stock lending in robinhood? i haven't turned it on yet.
>>21652187>Schwabosexual let's another man named Charles touch his moneyI use fidelity because I'm not gay. It's literally that easy.
>>21652189i've gone and made cheese toast again
>>21652191Not much at all but a few pennies every now and then is a few pennies more than before every now and then.
>>21652188why not do SPX instead of SPY? those can be traded 24/5 so you wont get caught by some off hours news and hold a bag while it dumps waiting for the market to open
>>21652191I made 8 cents last month and 6 dollars over the lifetime of my account with stock lending with a low six figure account on RH.
>>21652193another cute toast anon.most things I look at are in the light red. How's the market green?
>>21652193Bro I need you to eat some protein. Is this real cheese ? And wheat or white ?
>>21652193Looks good toast bro. I might make another grilled cheese tonight. I've got a lot more ribeye and some sharp cheddar left.
>>21652193Looks goodMaybe I should take the cheese and toast pill
>>21652193Cumtoast
>>21652192>keeping your PRECIOUS CAPITAL in a private bank with a WOMEN CEO who has her position due to only to family INHERETANCE and not MERIT
>>21652202>Is this real cheese ?Yes, it's high quality sharp cheddar>And wheat or white ?It's multigrain shokupan
>>21652193Can I get a qrd on the cheese toast recipe?
>>21652145damn
>>21652197>>21652200damn kind of low but free money is free money i guess.
>>21652211Is that a mashup of one of the Bogs and Rebecca Black
Why did no one mention PAM? What am I paying you people for?
>>21652221CORRECTPRAISE GOD
>>21652210I'm a big fan of great cheeses as well. Looks like we are going to 200ma again... 595ish. Probably AH so its less accessible.
>SAVAthe jeet was right in the end, too bad he got rid of his short position
>>21652224>PAMWhat does attorney general do again?
>Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum suggested that Mexico could retaliate with tariffs of its own, after U.S. President-elect Donald Trump threatened to impose 25% import duties on Mexican goods, per AP
SMG died for this, bearish
STOP THE V
BAKED>>21652234>>21652234>>21652234
I am going to Grocery Outlet to get some more quality cheeses at discount price. I'll see what other treasures await.With Grocery Outlet it's an adventure every time.(Also there's a qt non-walled Gen X cashier who looks like Lisa Loeb and I can safely say we're on flirting terms.)
>>21652235The cartels sure has Mexico by the balls huh?
>>21652242markets will dump for such an early bake
>>21652247>calling this thread a legitimate bakenigger
>>21652243Fuck me, GO's on a tear. Report back, anon.
>>21652243SHEHASHERPESAND MURDERS PETS BUT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE ACCIDENTS
These V movements are so natural, especially with Tech getting weaker and weaker but SPX holding
>>21652263your mom had some natural V movements last night
>>21652264Cumtoastenjoyer
>>21652235>>21652244Mexico has no air force and their military in general is a joke. Just start launching airstrikes from bases in Texas. Maybe even start a strategic bombing campaign.
>>21652266i didn't stick around for breakfast
>>21652274But what would it have felt like if you had ?
>>21652279But he didn't stick around.
>>21652175already pumped, it's over.
>>21651863ok I can actually believe this. This shit is shady as fuck though
Literally one more dayAll I needed Trump to do was not open his stupid fat fucking mouth for one more day and I could've exited SOXL after bag holding for weeksI am being tested by the universe, nothing else makes sense. How the fuck is the one day I'm about to break even with SOXL is the one day Trump opens his stupid fucking mouth
>>21652303Not shady in terms of regulatory risk (if private equity was illegal, we couldn't buy APO or KKR or Blackstone funds). But it definitely works off meme power.I mean, at the end of the day, SpaceX is just a competent version of ASTS. And satellite internet/telephone is a silly business.
>>21652311Just sold my SOXS for a 2% gainMaybe SOXL will go up now
>>21652311>Literally one more day>All I needed Trump to do was not open his stupid fat fucking mouth for one more day and I could've exited SOXL after bag holding for weeks>>I am being tested by the universe, nothing else makes sense. How the fuck is the one day I'm about to break even with SOXL is the one day Trump opens his stupid fucking mouthYou are not being tested by the universe. You worship and bag hold a 3x leveraged ETF fund that should only be used for short term plays. David Soxl is not a real person and he can't save your portfolio.
>>21652595What makes you think I worship semiconductors you retard? I put money in what I think will go up.I entered into a position that was going up until literally random and unpredictable stupid shit happened
>>21652603>I put money in what I think will go upYou should stop doing that. You probably also hold BOIL as well based on your tone.
>>21652595>David Soxl is not a real personSo whomst is that dude having fag sex in the parking decks all the time?
>>21652595>David Soxl is not a real personI've seen him on the news before
>>21652642Looks like a cool guy to me
>>21652651>trading GOYIMslop
>Literally one more day>All I needed Trump to do was not open his stupid fat fucking mouth for one more day and I could've exited SOXL after bag holding for weeks>I am being tested by the universe, nothing else makes sense. How the fuck is the one day I'm about to break even with SOXL is the one day Trump opens his stupid fucking mouth
>>21652714SOXL will go back to $30It was $30 this morning dudeBut Trumps truth social shit post just sent semis back to the pits but obviously they'll recoverThe timing is just stupidly unfortunate
>>21652761But what will the % be compared to USD?
>>21652761SOXL will never hit 30 again. Semi's are going to stagnate and the 3x leverage on the ETF will cause it to decay. I'll see you guys in single digits in 2026.
>>21652768USD is like 30% nvidia
>>21652785>SOXL is never going to hit the price it was 7 hours ago???
>shorted nvda @137 for profit>shorted nvda @136.3 expecting gapdown>fucking retard pump back to 137, the same fucking unbreakable wall>buy to cover because i don't want to hold over night>all profits goneCongrads to you stupid fucks that pumped it back to 137. Get dumped on you fucking retards.
>>21652786Sounds based. It has 104% portfolio turnover so it seems like the JEWS know how to work it goodly. Way better than the Direxion GOYIM and VanACK too.
Once I get out of my current positions I think I'm just going to day trade UPRO with 100k and try to snipe 0.5% to 1% profits Cheeky leveraged positions just end up costing me time more than anything else I'll probably keep another 100k on the side for emergency DCA in case the market shits itself while my ass is hanging out
>>21646483Boys I found the codeRCTD-579
Today started off good, just to end up the same.
