shower time stinky
i fucking hate tommy so much
>>21659091Mycroft is way worse
>>21659091sorry
dont wash them feet tho
>>21659096they're basically the same poster, tommy doesn't have a personality so he just posts like mycroft
i haven't showered since june
>>21659112bathe immediately
Lazy work time please waste multiple hours sitting in your office at work
>>21659308FAg id
>>21659308it won't heal the pain>>21659407hahahaha
>>21659087thinking about updating my hair care routine
>>21659112tsmt
>>21659460What even is that are you a fucking woman or something stop larping
>>21659407lol based FAg ID
>>21659716Proper hygiene is not exclusive to women you stinky dirty Mycroft.
>>21660065I wash my hair daily with 7-1 shampoo what the fuck are you talking about
>>21660074>7-1 shampooThat's disgusting. Separate shampoo and conditioner. What the fuck are the other 5 things that shampoo does? Is it toothpaste and a multi surface cleaner or something? Jesus that's awful. At least Microscope takes care of his hair so it's soft, smells nice and has great volume. I really hope you're not a gay because if so I feel bad for anyone you'd get with sporting that nappy rats nest you call hair.
>>21659460same desu
>>21660559>Is it toothpaste and a multi surface cleaner or somethingQuite literally, see you've been so brainwashed by the 'sloppy cooperations it's actually funny. Even funnier that you count yourself as smart. You know that sodium laureth sulphate is in LITERALLY any shampoo, body wash and toothpaste. It's a potent and very basic, biodegradable surfactant. Add some glycerin to avoid drying out skin and maybe for toothpaste some kind of ionic compound (NaCl would probably even work) to promote remineralization and as a thickening agent. Also maybe sprinkle some calcium carbonate in there as an abrasive. And if you want to "condition" (bahaha I love smeering my hair with synthetic silicones and polymers) you should rather just use some very light natural oils afterwards that also help keep pores clean and in some cases prevent balding.
>>21659460>>21660587use a boar bristle brush
>>21660611*Lauryl Sulfate but whatever, not like you got any clue anyways
>>21660611i got sensodyne TM toothpaste because it doesn't have sodium lauryl sulfate
>>21660611i don't trust anything you say after you said you should add antifreeze to your moisturiser sorry
>>21660745>add antifreeze to your moisturiserdo NOT do this
>>21660745>>21660776Propylene glycol is literally used as antifreeze nowadays just make sure it's not ethylene glycol
>>21660611Wow that's a lot of schizo words. Too bad I only read the first sentence. This nigga washing his hair with toothpaste.
>words too big me no read
>people I don't like exist>I must seethe
>>21659460pour motor oil in your hair IMMEDIATELY>>21660830dismissing schizo babble is not the same as words too big
big 'tism>>>/s4s/11893647
>>21660905i don't have any motor oil sorry can i use unrefined crude oil instead sorry
>>21661000why do you have unrefined crude oil???
Schizobabble even though it's written on the back of your goyslop products (the wall of text will be bigger than what I've posted)
>>21661005 uuuuhh aah uuhhm
>>21661008I don't respect anyone who puts sulfates in their hair. https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/327013#are-they-dangerous
