First Edition EditionNo links because I'm onto you jews and your self promotion bull shit.No previous thread because this is the first edition.
Based edition
>>21769713I just saved your image.
>>21771704It's not my image. I saved it from some other thread.
This is honestly a better bake than the usual degenerate fetish shit that's killing these generals.
>>21772289based and true pilled
e x t r e m e l y R A R E
This time next year SPY will be $800 and we'll all look back at this and laugh
>>21772311my -25% calls expire in feb
>>21769713Any of you degenerates have tips on getting a strippers digits for otc meeting?
>>21772320Yeah ask for her phone number you fucking retard
>>21772320if you have to ask, you're probably hopeless
wtf is this market even doing?
>>21772289eh it's probably because I've been a /d/egenerate browser for over a decade, but I don't mind themfar better than shills, jeets, and shitpostersafter all, what other websites can you talk about macroeconomics and futa in the same thread?
>Buy at 49>It suddenly drops to 47 due to F.E.D black magicwhat do bros? Will line go up ?
>>21772327>>21772329Gotta do it on the sneak. Club is strict about it. No fun cock blocking Jannies
>>21772334Holy shit there is a "thing" in the crowd
I miss when bakes were smg relevant.
>dump to negative infinity 10m til closei jew it
Really nice sell off into close.
ding ding ding bake>>21772356BAKE>>21772356>>21772356BREAD>>21772356
MUMU
Nice selloff before the spoopy inflation data tomorrow, very coolI love going into the weekend before Christmas $11,000 poorer than a few days ago
sweet I just keep losing money
I mistimed my ding post so whatever-.08% today
Only 1 /smg/ the entire day? Wtf happened to /smg/?
>>21772411holidays, and we all got heemed so we stopped being cocky-0.71% today if anyone gives a shit, stop thread splitting you faggots
>it's long term bonds explicitly going up
>trump market started before Trump was even sworn in hehegeh
can someone please explain to my why spy dropped 3% so quickly? i bought in after the dip, but i'm curious why it happened.the fed confirmed that rates are still going down into 2025, why isn't spy skyrocketing?
>>217724372 rape cuts vs 3 or 4 expected rape cuts. That's literally it, hugely retarded overreaction.>>21772456MCD is complete garbage these days, even by fast food slop standards. And that's on top of the prices being totally out of control. Fuck 'em
>>21772433>implying Trump is responsible for the declines in the market.Retarded Kneepad Girl we know you're a fucking retarded lefty, but the markets went down because Gavin Newsome scared everybody with is State of Emergency announcement regarding the next scamdemic.
>>21772507Portions are small, prices are crazy and the actual food quality sucks. Just not worth it at all anymore. Hell I bet the McRib is tiny this year too, and probably costs like $7 or some shit just for the sandwich.
>>21772337Yes, anon. Why do you post this stuff every day for months? It was kind of funny the first day. What is wrong with you?
>>21772546Because it makes his dick hard obviously. Doesn't take a detective to figure that out.
>>21772311>This time next year SPY will be $800 and we'll all look back at this and laugh
Anyone know why so many stocks are going down?
>>21774757Santa rallySanta dresses in all redSell now and buy back in after SPY goes +20% for st paddy's day
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
If you are feeling a lot of pain, its time to start buying
Uhhh is the santa rally canceled?
PCE CAME IN LOW BEARS ARE FUCKED
Guys what will jump today it is not even close to funny how nearly homeless I amI am 30 years old and went to the army recruiter yesterday to join the infantry...I need the best quick options play you have...
>>21775163>Guys what will jump todayeverything
>>21774325I bought some VR glasses. I'm typing on them now.
almost bought yesterday
>>21775157Market will still dump cause a lot of it ís AI meme. Valuations too high
Uhhmmm NVO sisters? Are you okay?And of course LLY is pumping. Fucking lol why would you ever bet against AMERICA by buying the scuffed euro rip-off? This is just another proof that ALL euroshit stocks will crumble and DIE! Everyone who lost money on NVO deserves it, you anti-american commiefags! I hope you've learned your lesson?
>>21775177Checked
>>21775177oh valuations are relevant again? lmao
>>21775186Maybe, who knows. Would be the chance to correct. Don't expect it to go below 150% of GDP
Bought the literal bottom of MSTX. $55 never again.
>futures
Anybody else still have Christmas shopping to do?
Get ready to load up!
i had a dream where i went to mcdonalds and it was $20 for a sausage biscuit meal.
>>21775209How much was the Big Mac?
We are healing bros..
>>21775212Nah. Round 2 is starting.
>>21775209>McDonald's Sausage Biscuit with Egg Meal includes a flaky biscuit sandwich with McDonald's folded egg and a pork sausage patty.
>>21775215Please...the beheemening...
>>21775209I had a recent dream where I got a big mac and they forgot the sauceI woke up angry
>>21775215Silly bears. This was just a liquidity grab. It doesn't even qualify as a correction. Still a bull market.
>>21775212people that are panicked now see an exitwe'll see if they take it
Last thread still had some life.
How do I tell 25 year old new pussy that I'm still in love with my Gookfu and she needs to fuck off? It's not you it's me?
>>21775228Just keep asking her for moneyShe'll leave because she thinks your brokeez
Good morning frens and happy Fryday>>21775216You ain't got MCD in Polackland, or what
0dte ideas for today?
>>21775226Then take the rifle and put it down.
>>21775236SPY calls at open
>>21775236LEAN HOGZ
5 mins
>>21775228Show her gookfus titsif she gets mogged, she will fuck off
>>21775228>>21775231and write her a poem>tfw I miss my ex still from 4 years ago
>>21775238This Bing?
>>21775247Yes.
>>21775233We have real food to eat in Poland, not culinary chimera that sound like they were generated by ChatGPT but were actually invented in a boardroom meeting.
International yields are falling but US ones are increasing. it's like the market thought inflation was over and now realizes its not. This is especially true for long term yields tmf fags are down 22% the last 6 months lol
>>21775252That looks like a literal shit log
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON LET'S ALL MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>21775253>market thought inflation was overit was under control until trump won. all that "inflation under control" data these past couple of months must need revisions.
>>21775255You go ahead and eat your megacorp egg sausage biscuit and I'll eat my beef roulade lmao.
I want them to fire me from this trash workplace so I can go back to full time trading. I've never experienced such a toxic workplace in my NEET life.
make cars green again.
Go kitty cat!
>FED black magic makes your magic line go downRemind me why we aren't burning down that shithole again?
>>21775265>more white carsClimate change confirmed
>>21775240Hope you listened
WTFWT
>V recovery Are we back ?
holy shit that was a fast V
V shape?
>>21775256based>>21775266based
>>21775256>CAM ON LET'S ALL MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINSaffirmative
GKPRF bro wat happened
NQ consolidating
>>21775256Based>>21775259>it was under control until trump wonYeah, funny how that works
>>21775267fed giveth, fed takethalmost like they don't have a crystal ball either and just fuck things up more
my $djt gains are quickly evaporating
>>21775274>>21775276>>21775277Oh no! An upside-down V!!!!
>3 /smg/ threads>only one with bang anonthis is the real thread
>>21775286aahhhh it was an N
damn its over for the markets
>>21775288PLEASE PLEASE BE A W DON'T GIVE US AN M!!!!! NOT THE M!!!Captcha MWSY4
> tsla -4.20%What you get for posting on non-giantess thread
>>21775297These Bratty Giant women need correction and to learn their place. Despite their monstrous size they are brats and shall be treated as such!
It's over for Germany.
The Mumu Ummah is weak...
>>21775300Oh, I just saw Musk replied ot Naomi Seibt, the fetal alcohol or russian-russian spy
>>21775300As an American I have no idea what the AfD even is. Don't care either. But gladly explain why it is over?
>>21775297I have a theory that you fetish posters don't even trade stocks. In fact, I don't think you have any money invested in the market at all. I think your non-stop fetish posting is a psyop to drive us off of /bant/, which I don't quite understand since there are still 10,000 threads about cats and food and reality shows or whatever it is you people talk about outside of the /smg/ threads, so I don't know why a couple of /smg/ threads bother you all that much. You can just filter them and keep on moving.
>>21775297fuck off nigger>>21775305also this
>>21775303Her face looks like it has been effected by climate change! That said still would.
>>21775300>"DID I MENTION IT WAS A FAR-RIGHT EXTREMIST PARTY?"
>>21775303What's with all these fish people? Like seriously when did we start growing eyeballs out the sides of our heads?
>>21775311Evolution
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQC-rtTHIu4our response bobros?
>>21775304nah, nothing ever happens. I don't think Musk helping AfD helps the AfD really. AfD is somewhat antiamerican, so I don't know what that is about. At least far less cooperative with the US than the old parties. At least that is what AfD WAS selling, who knows, maybe they'll flipflop)
>>21775313This argument is invalid, I've only seen the trait expressed on females.
So is congress going to kick the can down the road or is this supposed stop gap going to get fucked and send us further into the abyss? I bought calls because it should spring if we kick the can into next year, but a government shutdown is going to fuck me, hard.
3 days till xmas food
I just sold PLTR for a gain of $1. What flavor of gum do you guys want?
MSTR outperforming everything rn. $300 was the generational bottom.
>>21775324
Total VIX freefall
>>21775327They always come crawling back.
>BREAKING: Big Lots will begin “going out of business” sales at all of its 963 locations, after failing to find a buyer after Chapter 11 bankruptcy.
>>21775324You want this one
>>21775332Prices always stay the same at these. I remember Blockbuster trying to hawk used dvd/ blu rays in the shitty store box around $10 each at their liquidation sale
>>21775310Nice mask
>>21775332I miss playing WoW so much it's unreal
need meme shit to look at, i want to GAMBURU
he did it again but I'm too lazy to listen to his streams
>>21775333as much as I hate mexicans, this shit is actually really fucking good
>>21775337Play ascension wow, its a free private server with no classes, you can build your own class and pick skills and shit.Area 52 for the win
>Return to Normal Volatility
Slurping NOVO like you wouldnt believe
SPY calls up 40% in less than 1 hour, easy game, easy life.
>>21769713Buy MU, QCOM, LEN, MTH, DVN, LULU
Is it worth it to get a stock brokers license?
>>21775345I don't think my UPRO weeklies are going to make it.
>>21775321Whatcha making? My wife is Swedish so it's Swedish stuff around my house every year.>>21775324Can you go to MCD and get me two .50 double cheeseburgers?
>>21775288Haha it was a W shapes recovery
>>21775331I almost didn't buy MSTX this morning because of all the people insisting MSTR was going to fill the gap at $276. Unless something crazy happens today I highly doubt that's happening now. This was the bears' second attempt to do it. Usually they don't get a third. Also bounced right off the 50SMA on the daily.
>>21775329>>21775333I haven't seen a single pack of either of these in my Walmart.>>21775356It's going to have to be one because I can't afford the tax.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHHLHGNpCSA
We're closing at like $595 today. These kikes went short, then the morons who followed them late are all caught and starting to cover en mass. This is your Santa Cruz rally.
Wonderful mememarket
>>21775337i have a level 42 troll mage in the new anniversary classic servers. going to play till like 4am tonight
>>21775347apparel seems like such a blow upwhy buy LULU?
>>21775211that's what i tried to order but it was still breakfast only.
>>21775368>pepsiThought buffet was a coka man?
>>21775364i knew i shoulda slurped at open but i didnt. was going to wait to slurp at close, but i guess i wont have the chance now.
>>21775298>correct themyou can't. that's the beauty of it. she can crush you mercilessly or pluck you out of the crowd and nestle you in her underpants. you're at her mercy, she makes the rules. in that way a giantess is much like the stock market. you can't influence it, you can only show up and hope for the best, but at the end of the day she is going to run her own agenda.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRZpaxBMJRU
damn what a rally. from -2% in overnight to +0.3% now.
>>21775372SPY is still going to run up another $7 from here. There's nothing but short covering and trapped pigs getting slaughtered left and right for everybody's X-mas ham.
>Trump was poised to inherit a strong economy. Then things got rocky and he added to the uncertainty.Yeah, weird how that happened. Really gets the ol' noggin joggin'.
>look up the best traders on this website for trading>Its all shorts, all the top guys only shortI cant even play this game until I hit my psychology with a sledgehammer fuckin hell nobody on top bets for good things to happen
should i buy VST
>>21775340I know them from when i was back in primary school, one of the older girls bought them for me regularly. I don't even like chewing gum but those are really fucking good
>>21775376once niggers on tv started talking about possible rate hikes in Q1 2025 i started buying. no fucking way they hike that soon barring some global catastrophe
>>21775375Jokes on you.I can scale one of there legs and directly attack their clitoris with my full body.
>>21775377i bought SPY at these levels on weds afternoon. was waiting to buy more below $580 but i guess that was me being a greedy piggy
>>21775386There will probably be a rebound next month and everything will be recovered.>Hope
>>21775385She probably wanted you to fuck her, did you ever fuck her?
bears BTFO again! lmao
shit.
>>21775399She was 5 years older than me, i only got a kiss by asking for one.
>>21775305No, I'm 80% spy and 20% cash and been flabbergasted since last october that this rally isnt ending. especially after yen carry trade.Even today 0.1% less PCE = back to pre-FOMC level? insane sport betting wojak shits need to lose their shirt next year
FUCKING WOKE UP AND MISSED THE EARLY PUMP FML
Sold my SPY 0dtes its getting a lil sketchy
it's a beautiful day, gentlemen
>>21775409You fucked up, you could have asked for a blow job. It's okay you didn't know any better.
Entirely fraudulent and homosexual market today
>Missed the RIVN dip
>>21775429this shit is why i like the jannies. cumbrains are annoying
What happened?
any F1 fans hereshould I buy ferrari before ham debut in feb
short WBD this shit's DOA
>>21775432>likes getting me b& when I toss out free advise worth millions of dollars.You're probably just mad because you're doing bad.
>>21775432Then go to biz nigger
Damn I fucking suckCan't find ANY options todayCan't find a fucking JOBUFC is weeks awayMy soul is starved
>>21775443Well. One was in the Snyderverse which fucking sucked and didn'tunderstand Superman. And the other looks like he is in a movie that respects the character and doesn't try to reinvent the Wheel.
>>21775438Former Ferrari fan here. Fuck that nigger, I'm on Team Redbull now.
>>21775434Market decided ackshually, everything is fine now that retail retards all panic sold
post YFW bought the dip
>>21775449Slurp the dip motherfucker
Fuck niggersFuck kikesFuck janniesFuck trannies
>>21775452Man of Steel was the greatest superhero movie ever made.
>>21775455
>>21775455I bought the dip but it kept on dipping
>>21775455>Buy the dip>it keeps dipping
>market goes up a lot>people surprised it goes back down>market takes a huge dump >people surprised it goes back upI swear you people never learn.
>>21775367Because bitches can't control themselves. They're only happy when they're either spending money or being attention whores. LULU intersects both!
Looks like the market will actually go back to 6k, I mean why not, let's frontrun the fed the 1000th time this ýear.Just yesterday Deutsche Bank said>0 cuts in 2025Next week they'll release a new report and say 4 cuts
>>21775466>xe can perfectly time the tops and bottomsYeah it's obvious in hindsight.
>>21775453>basedboi perez is gone>soulless husk mroe machine than man is the posterboy>another boring year where they dominate coming upi mean congrats to RB i guess. who cares though? its not even exciting to watch them. best car, best driver.ferrari seems to be doing well, luxury brand with a huge moat because any fashion clown with connections can build ugly handbags and sweaters but you need insane skill and technology to build super/hypercars and participate in F1. was wondering if the hamilton marketing boost would actually help ferrari's bottom line or its just a nothingburger. I already bought some RACE, just wanted to know if i should buy more
>>21775471Like 75% of the time you can time bottoms, yes. Tops you need to guess or react quickly.
>>21775458It was a horrible edge lord take on Superman. It made Superman a 30yo virgin so maybe that is why you lived it.It wasn't even a good Jesus allegory because it left out the VERY IMPORTANT human aspect.
>>21775455Only NVDA, unfortunately. I've learned that NVDA is always a buy when its in the 120s.
OoooooooohhhhhhhhhH
>>21775455I don't know how to feel
THE LINE IS GOING BACK UP AGAIN. WE ARE SO BACK BROS
>retail bobos trapped again
>>21775553I'm married with 3 kids you manchild faggot. Kvetch all you want, Man of Steel is a masterpiece. Don't worry, you'll get to consoom pedo kike Gunn's slop soon.
I didn't care for Man of Steel but I also think the new Superman movie looks like trash that was filmed on an iPhone 12.
>>21775561Relax tough guy don't need to cry just because I made fun of your stupid movie.
>Spaghetti Compagno up >26%
fucking call options up 300%, like I probably only need to trade like 1 or two times a quarter and I could beat the ever living shit out of this market.
>>21775868Mama mia!
>>21775458I couldn’t even watch it was so bad
>>21775868I figured it'd shoot up again so i hodled my $qtum.
>>21775868I thought it was riparonni after yesterday desu desu
>>21775865I'm so angry rn I'm gonna snap your neck just like my favorite Superman. What did you think of Constantine?
We’re dumping hard into close by the way just like yesterday
>>21775883We still got another $4 dollars of uplifting on this SPY shit before any kind of reversaling.
so what do you do when implied volatility is crap and bullshit for every single stock? Just wait until tomorrow?
$voo is outperforming $vug today. interesting...
I shorted the volatility but it kept being volatile
>>21775878
slurpbros won again
i've got the most vinegary sharts imaginable rn
>>21775896Weren’t you calling me a retard earlier? What happened faggot did volatility not trend downward always?
>>21775449>Can't find a fucking JOBsome music for you soul anonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptlUWdZiXbMor a cover, if you preferhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upD_qAqrV54
>>21775900
>>21775902kek retard found youSVIX is up 10% today suck it
>>21775893We're eating good tonight!
I don't think the market will ever reach 5k ever again
Next threads start having santa pics please, yes even it has to be a giantess santa.
>>21775914Yea ok bro
>>21775914We get it you shorted SPY long.
>>21775915Some of the posters ITT might find images of Santa to be offensive. We need to have an inclusive thread, #SMGis4Everybody
>>21775915use this
>>21775915
>>21775356not cooking just eating. prolly very similar stuff. the ham im waiting for the most.
>>21775915Just got off the phone with Jerome. He says, that if this isn't done, everything will plummet except for COAL.
During this season of giving, let’s take a moment to pray for the mumus not with today.
>>21775918>shorted SPY long?
>>21775921kek
>>21775925I got fucked on Arch Coal so hard when I was younger.
Stocks are officially never going down again. New paradigm is confirmed at this point.
Here's an OP image for next week in case we all get coal in our stockings instead of a Santa Rally>>21775927>he doesn't long his shorts
>>21775403but what does it mean
>>21775931>Trump has threatened market makers with tariffs if they don’t delete the sell button, per Reuters
>>21775930That was back when 4chan had the CHRISTMAS SPIRIT and toy stocks rightly soared.
i know two HAS employees and they both have trans kids so that should tell ya something
>US Agencies Alerted To Prepare For An Imminent Government Shutdown – RTRS Sources5:29 PM · Dec 20, 2024·Is this some kind of apocalypse pump?
>>21775935She has to take delivery of physical Nvidia.
>>21775944Soon. The big pump before the Super Dump
I'm up 4.20% so far today. Leverage is a double-edged sword thoughever
My VIX shorts and my SPX shorts in perfect balance
>>21775944govt shutdown is bullish though.
>>21775944We got the dumping out of the way yesterday. Now we can pump when they stop it at the last second at the last second with an opulent spending bill
Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!
fake and gay pump
>>21775944They just shut down the non-essential parts of the government. Which always leads to the question, why the fuck do we even have non-essential parts of the government?
>were not using faggot bigger bakeSmg is healing>>21775955But it’s December 20
>>21775957It's actually real and straight according to my sources.
NIGGERS N JEWS
>>21775920I would be fine with an image of a ber mug. "Haakon had a law passed establishing that Yule celebrations were to take place at the same time as the Christians celebrated Christmas, and at that time every household was to make beer for the celebration with a measure of grain, or else pay fines, and had to keep the holiday while the beer lasted" (King Haakon I of Norway ruled from the year 934 to 961)
>>21775324Unsurprisingly, this turned out to be a terrible decision. I am a true retard.
>>21775958>>21775949Who would have thought that state failure is this good for the economy (just kidding, the stock market is not the economy)
>>21775944Government shutdowns are the epitome of Fake and Gay.
every time i check the charts its up even more.
>>21775966>>21775965Maybe it was already account for by the market lmao
I sure hope this pump lasts and we don't gigadoomp into close
>>21775955Is it confirmed that the drones are aliens? I thought they are Iranian, which deserves a response but is no threat of annihilation.
Brutal for the AI dashcam guy
>back from wageslaving >check chart> V shape on steroidsWhy are we green /smg/?
>>21775935NVDA doesnt have her support anymore.
>>21775974Stocks only go up.
>>21775972we will know soon enough if Donald keeps his promise to declassify
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
Yields aren't even really down because of the PCE and these niggers recover it all
>>21775347buying QCOM is like buying AMD instead of NVDA during AI hype
didn't kathy woods sell her $hood and some others yesterday? that should've been the bottom signal in hindsight.
>>21775971maybe watch bonds?this was a reaction to the rate cut, so the bond market will help paint what’s going on>>21775974I’m suspecting a bull/bear traplooking at dumps earlier this year, it lines up
>>21775978He promised to the first time though. I just hope he gives us a miltary parade for more kino https://youtu.be/iVuGP748ZMo?si=GvJOTar4tcraCOzY
>>21775914nah going back below 5K is very possible, that's only like a 20% dipbut even as a risk-averse bear myself, ~3K is frankly about as low as a I could see it going in this era, too much institutional pressure for a great depression style -85% total collapsemacro indicators do not paint a green picture thoughpic rel would predict a -6% annual return or ~50% drop at the end of 12 yearsanother method based on overall investor allocation was expecting -0.7% annual, or ~9% drop by 2034both could include deeper temporary dips ofcthat said, the invention of QE makes all prior macroeconomic history worthless obviously, so feel free to ignore me
Damn I sold way too early. Oh well profot is profit
>>21775973>drop on good earningsSlurping with extreme predujice
Fucking calls up 600% hahaha, I'ma be able to give my cousin's kids like $2.50 in quarters so we can play dreidel together. Happy Hanukkah everybody.
>>21775995Exactly any green is better than any Red
>>21775993We can't even dump 3-4% without reversing 1-2% in 2 days despite, so yeah I feel free to do so
>>21775986>Cathie sold TSLA at the ultimate bottom>Cathie bought ROKU and got heemed >Cathie AMD and got heemed>Cathie sold again the local bottom Kek baggie
>>21775974Why would it go down? There wasn't a deflationary event. Inflation is still driving prices higher and there hasn't been any stagnation or loss caused by it.
>kill capitalist>get terrorism charges oy vey
>Checks the fake and gay marketWtf?!
>>21776006She also sold NVDA way too early and missed out on nearly 1 billy in gains
>>21776015Cry more chapo
>>21776015yeah certainly it was that and not because there was a manifesto and labeled bullets
>>21776015I still think it was a different assassin who killed the CEO.
>>21776030>>21776030Bake>>21776030>>21776030>>21776030BREAS!>>21776030
>>21776019>>21776022>white knighting for JewsI shggy
>>21776032>Early bake>No Santa
>>21776015>>21776031killing ceo's "Feels So Good"THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDSBV0vTfTo
>>217760151 ceo is worth like 1 million poor peoples lives so makes sense he'd get the book.
>>21776019>these physiquesDo Americans really?
>>21776015such is american justice. if it happened here the shooter would be the victim
>>21776104Those are exactly the disgusting leftists fat fucks that I would expect to want free healthcare.
