I am Vladimir Putin
I just stubbed my toe and it hurts really bad does anyone want a picture
>>21772419Yes
>>21772419send it before you end it
>>21772421>>21772439Here
>>21772445aaaw shit that's bad
>>21772445Take that putin
>>21772445
https://youtu.be/gs8qfL9PNac
MRBEAST
https://youtu.be/hqB6Vnz6GLY
I'm baby
>>21771499Your flag isn't russian, Putin
>>21773077I'm de-aging
>>21773078How can you be a baby and Putin at the same time?
>>21773084I don't know what happened but I've gone back in time
>>21771499yeah that's cool. this is billy ray cyrus speaking, and I'm askin' ya to stop givin ukraine the ol' 1-2 fisticuffs. if you could do that, we'd right appreciate it. thank you kindly.
I love being so young and full of hope and goals
>>21773098*teleports behind you**plap plap plap*nothin' personnel, kid.
>>21773109I think I'm developmentally stunted Even though I'm an adult I haven't developed since I was about 11I am on disability so my difficulties are recognized and I get the resources to deal with them but I am lonely and broken inside
>>21773118you should try and make some real life friends, fren. :)
>>21773124In norway? Loool
>>21773153ah, you can do it, you just gotta put yourself out there!
>>21773185
>>21773185He can...?
>>21773198:D>>21773225das rite :)
>>21772445Wrap it in a bandage with some neosporin with the pain relief stuff and go to bed.Once it grows back carefully trim it without digging around in your cuticles.Drink more water and eat a more nutritious diet.
Why is no one nice to me
>>21771499Sorry for being a nub what is this screenshot from
>>21774260
>>21772419You should meet with our new president Elon and get him to release the space aliens
>>21772445A prudent person foresees danger and takes precautions. The simpleton goes blindly on and suffers the consequences.~ Proverbs 22:3
Toe update
I am watching the beast games
>>21773198>>21773153Ill be your friend
>>21771499https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsXOgoGN2wE
>>21771499Posting original
Waaaah I wanna go back in timeI wanna be an endless child for my entire existence and never have any responsibilty on my shoulders whatsoever Waaaah waaaaaah
>>21771499Give me Russian citizenship and state-mandate maid-whore right now and I will shill Russia on the interwebs
>>21782890Maidwhore must be a slavic goddess and also give me free house forever right the fuck now
>>21771499I'm fappin' while poopin'
Suteki ga tomannai, everyday tomannaiZenryoku ja nakya minogashichauHayaku minna ni tsutaenakuchaSoshitara hora suteki ga kakeru ippai! Kondo no yasumi jikan toire tsukiatteDatte hitori ja mottai nai ja naiChotto oshaberi shita dakedemoMou mugoi CHAIMU ga narundamon
>>21785165i can understand that
