cheapies edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Options:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous: >>21769713
hello
they refueled the V-machinepoggies
>>21776036no one knows who we were in the last thread
Wow only 170 points from the bottom. Mumu, you are so weak.
>>21776030I like this image. I am going to steal it.
>>21775341>Play ascension wowIs it free?
>both america and the global stock market are three +3 σ above their average
My stocks are pumping less than the market. It's over.
>>21776043
>Trump to demand NATO members spend 5% of GDP on defense - reportlmao
what the fuck do I buy jesus christ>filter stocks between $3 and $10>filter for analyst buy ratings>filter for option volume >5000>filter for strong technicals>filter for good 2025 outlook>filter for option call price between .5 and 1 for 90-180 day timeline>0 results>fucking ZERO resultsI need money so fucking badly and my criteria doesn't exist
>>21776060I mean it basically worked last time
>>21776040time for new personality then
>>21776060based
>Checks the fake and gay marketWtf?!
>4 /smg/ threads in the catalog >none of them are at the image limitthis feels like an intentional sabotage of our holiest of holy generals
>>21776060more debt,more gdp,more number go up!unfathomably based!
>>21776075I look like that and say those things
>>21776072There are three generals. One of them is a psyop thread. It’s ok to bypass those. We need to get ahead of that bullshit which includes baking early. Small price to pay
>>21776053i can smell that from here
>>21776078>I look like that and say those thingson the internet
>>21776040I'm onto you
>>21776065You should buy one of them gender confirmation surgeries where they give you a pair of balls. I'm up like 625% so far in this trade I entered like 2 hours ago.
christmas miracle rebound to 6000pts SPX today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUwJKuqoHeg
So what I don't get is, if the market is pumping after that nosedive on Wednesday, why did it nosedive in the first place? What changed?
>>21776087I dont have a job I will be homeless in 4 days I fuck up a bet and I can't eat ever again I bet you have an income
>>21776036I HATE YOUR STUPID FACE AND EVERY ASPECT OF YOUR EXISTENCE GO DIE IN A HOLE FUCKER
>>21776094If you have to ask, I'll give you a hint. NOSEdive is the key word of my hint.
>>21776094algos love iv
So let me get this straight in regard to the background movement of the "ocean" >market up volatility high, dont buy options>market downvolatility high, dont buy options >market stagnantvolatility low, buy options and so this is "layer 1" of this giant shit sandwich correct?
Blackrock and Vanguard took their christmas bonus. Lets fucking GOOOOO
>>21776094it was warning shot to the Fed
>>21776155Buy options at low IV. Sell at high IV. It's that shrimple
>>21776155
RCAT is back baby!
>>21776094Just ot fuck with bobos it seems. My gains are gone. Evaporized in 4 hours. There are also no metrics of calculation. The yields are were the market was after FOMC, so at around 5870. We are now 100 points higher. So what do they even mean? nothingI'm literally MAXdemoralized by this bullshit
>>21776156>Lets fucking GOOOOO
SPY 600 eod
>>21776096If you are a cute girl you can stay with me. You'll get pregnant though.
>Benchmark Maintains Buy on Palantir Technologies, Raises Price Target to $8Not a typo. Genuinely feels like stock analysts are made up of retards, drug addicts, and salty investors.
G*** today after sounding apocalyptic the whole week because of a 2.5% drop from ATH
>>21776191>>21776190So it's called V-bottom?I need a checklist for this shit?>V-bottom>adequate volume>meets my poorfag price point of $100 per option contract >actual fucking positive momentum not the countless stocks with an "all time" chart that only goes down and flat lines >geopoliticsanything else?
>check SPX in the morning>-0.34%>check now>+1.8%What happened?
>>21776199I am a 30 year old that is about to join the army infantry because all my friends betrayed me and I'm a failure
>>21776207no. i was making fun of the gibberish you wrote.
>>21776080which one is the psyop thread? no links or fetish bakes?
>>21776209Turn on the news
>>21776209everyone sold for cash because inflation is badbut then they remembered inflation is bad for cashso they are rebuying all their shit againif anything bond markets are the only thing that changed and are demanding more yields
>>21776210Based. Live for Israel, die for israel.
>>21776210I guess it shows girls have it easy. Don't know what to tell you. Not sure why you just don't get a basic job (two actually) and live in your car. Then as soon as you can rent with some people.
>>21776194based>>21776209santa rally but for real this time.
>>21776209>What happened?Sleigh shaped drone mothership seen dropping presents near Citadel HQ in Miami, Florida.Amateur photographers caught a glimpse of what appears to be the only personnel on the mothersip. Picrelated has been circulating on social media.
>>21776212Dude you're german
the europoor stock market is so shit, it's fucking over for us
>>21776219I have no car and I fill out like 50 applications every dayThere is not a single job in my entire town, I have applied to every single business in town multiple times. There is nothing. Nothing. This is not a big city. There aren't even temp agencies here.My ONLY option and it is a NEAR CERTAINTY is that I will be homeless walking towards a larger city in the next 4 days
>>21776226do not make me post it, Burger.I'm warning you.
>>21776235g e r m a n i am the biggest loser in america and you are a joke to me
This is certainly some kind of pump
>>21776220Is this like some kid's science project volcano?
>'Jill views Democrats on Capitol Hill, the [wider] party, the Obamas, staff inside and outside the White House, the media, and all of Washington DC with such misguided resentment that I can't imagine she [isn't] encouraging [Joe] to burn the whole thing down, despite his better judgment,' an insider said.Based and bullish?
>>21776212i havent been watching tasty as of late. im due to post an update of the female tasty traders portfolio. maybe next week
>The multi-billionaire owner of luxury jewellery company Cartier, Johann Rupert, has said his greatest fear is robots replacing workers and the poor rising up to bring down the rich, per the Independent.
>>21776220I love pussy so much it's unreal
>>21776238you had enough time to reconsider.but you choose to continue your foolishness.
>>21776244does anyone here use their platform?
>>21776230Dude if there are no jobs then leave. Go somewhere there is a job. If that means the army fine. But time to take a bus ride to a job.
>>21776248I grew up living basically without rules You will never know that
>>21776251I am leaving I literally have no other option I don't even have enough money to stay long enough to ship out to the army I have to leave really really soon I was meant to be a hobo, from day 1 of my life, when asked "what do you want to be" I just wanted to walk around I never wanted to be anything my answer at 5 years old is the same as my answer at 30 years oldTime to die of the elements I guess
>>21776250i dont but i sometimes watch the youtube channel premarket for some tom and tony banter. but i wouldnt move my money there even though their fees are lower
>>21776065The ONLY stock you need is TQQQ
Does Rigetti Spaghetti have a future?
>>21776263very funny
>>21776253>he doesn't know of the antisemitic act
>>21776244>im due to post an update of the female tasty traders portfolio.given there usual performance they probably blew a few accounts worth of funds this week.
>>21776030Mingu gem
SOMEONE KICK THE V-MACHINEIT'S STALLING
>>21776259>looking for options with a 90-180 day timeline>will be homeless in 4 daysbro, fuck off with your shitty larp, liars get 0 sympathy from me. i hope you are going into the army and get killed defending israel. At least them you'll have served a purpose.
>>21776220damn I absolutely loathe non white/pink pussy
As a bull you have to be some kind of complete fuckin mongoloid to lose money
Look at my boy $BA. Always bet on competent White men to right the ship.
>>21776259You are being dumb. There are food banks and shelters. You are going to die. But you need to be smart. Apply for jobs in a different place. Lots of places like Amazon hiring right now. Shit job, but you get to live.
>>21776291It's not a loss if you never sell
>>21776272lol now i gotta go check to see if i can rewind the livestream to check
>>21776265probably not. i can actually see a future where the new administration funnels a bunch of money to them through education funding, like forcing universities to "invest in quantum" and buy their little toy kits for 1 mil per. qbts remains the better play imo. rigetti is first to market, but they don't have the capital to do the serious r&d. it might be a tesla situation though, capital markets prop them up and they just acquire whoever is winning while the media hails the miracle.
>>21776298>It's not a loss if you never sell
>>21776280it aint a larp i only believe in that very specific way to do options i am not comfortable doing any other typei am going to be homeless that is absolutely true
>>21776295I am in the middle of the desert bro I will be fine but I literally have to travel like 1000 miles before I have access to food banks
>>21776301Why do you like QBTS better? QBTS/RGTI does seem to be at the bottom of its range...
>>21776305well that way of doing options obviously sucked if you're going to be homeless doing it, you should probably find something that actually works instead of doing what got you into this situation in the first place.
>>21776307>>21776295also amazon will not hire meI am a schizo that has had 100+ jobs in the last 10 years regardless of my resume lying pretty much all places are not interested in hiring me at this point
making money
>>21776307No you don't live there anymore. When you realize that then you get to live.
So fucking hard to find something to buy on a day like this. Literally everything is up bigly, making it impossible to tell what's just been boosted by the hype or is legitimately on an upward trajectory.
>>21776311most 1st world countries have reached peak employment anyhow
>>21776309no it went really well for me for the small period of my life when i had moneyive lived on less than 10k per year in america for all 12 years of my adult life ive genuinely never had the chance to do trading except for one time and robinhood robbed me completely and told me to fuck off(this was like 4 years ago)
I'm all cash. I missed my chance to buy in. Now I'm going to stubbornly sit in 100% cash and cry.
>female tasty traders will post portfolio shortly
total bobo evisceration
>>21776315did you feel cool saying this
>>21776060VW schon wieder alles Wölkchen.ezpz
>>21776316ECX got left for dead but announced a massive buyback with millions yet to deploy.
>>21776308because annealing works and is actually cheap. "quantum computing" currently doesn't work and is expensive. even if they do get it to work then ibm google or intel will be the likely winner but it will still be expensive and anything they can do on the annealer will still be done there.qbts is the only one not running on hopium. read up on what they actually do vs what quantum computing purports to be. full disclosure - i reject the copenhagen interpretation and furthermore doubt the existence of the electron.
>>21776330>doubt the existence of the electron.
>>21776335to be fair it is "massless" how can something lack mass?hmm?
>>21776329>The company is based in Shanghai, the People's Republic of China.
>>21776339it does have a mass though
>>21776030Inflation and employment fears are psyop. Long-end rates are increasing because the market is pricing in *two* rate cuts in 2025 instead of *four*. Additionally, copper and energy prices are going down, which means you could conjecture *less* inflation going into 2025. And that is not accounting for Trump's ideas of increasing energy production even more, driving inflation down. As for unemployment: unemployment is at relatively historical lows.There are niggas here who *sold* for a loss and are *currently* buying higher. Holy shit...
>>21776340Chinamen stocks got two modes: squeezing or plummeting. I'm just gambling on the former.
alright everybody, post gains and get the bobos really seething. Seething so hard they flip bullish and buy in.
>back to 204% buffett>from 198-199%Yeah, 200% is the bottom
I knew /smg/ was retarded but doubting the existence of the electron is a new high mark.
yep, just as i suspectedanother day, another blood red portfolio from the gals over at tasty trade
>>21776345
Why did we go from giga dump in premarket to giga pump during treading?
>>21776345> post gains and get the bobos really seething. Seething so hard they flip bullish and buy in.that would be the top signal. Im already weary of the lack of bobo posting wed and thursday. Just doesnt sit right.
>>21776339electrons are atheists
>>21776030There's a thread already you absolute tiny man>>21775152
>>21776344I feel like YANG dips are the more consistent way of profiting off the chink "economy."
>waaaa my shitty disgusting incel fetish thread
>>21776350PCE came in 0.1% better than expected. That plus the last few days of selling gives a solid dead cat. Might be genuine if DXY closes juuust a bit lower.
>>21776348lmao that one's a keepertheir "oy vey" faces are pricelessthe chutzpah putting this on tv, though...
>>21776343Nah, surely no one here panic sold.>>21776345I'm up 5600 bucks today. Made enough to rent a gmilf with big boobs for the weekend.
>>21776359Well right now FXI's dead as a doornail, so for that sector's action your choices right now are either TCEHY, TCOM, or scamcos.
>>21776326I've been through my hard times. Almost died a couple times. I'm just trying to get you to understand that you can't live in a place you have no money and can't get a job. The place is familar to your mind and memories. But it is made made of rock and wood. There are a million places just like it. Neither place has friends for you. But where you are has no opportunity.
>>21776348>ticker RENT>-91.5%
>>21776330Thanks, anon. You clearly know your shit.>i reject the copenhagen interpretation and furthermore doubt the existence of the electron.And are the distinguished Head of Physics of the Based Department.
>>21776376>tatruined
>>21776376Even if she sent it to you, I don't think your sister would appreciate you sharing that.
>-100%>-87.3%>-98.3%>-80.3%>-70.8%>-100%>-91.5%>-86%>-99.4%>-41.5%>-77.8%>-86.9%
>>21776376Gross
>>21776291It's true. My biggest losses this year was shorting TSLA and PLTR.
Le rational market
>>21776391I managed to lose money buying and shorting TSLA. Get on my level, bitch.
>SPY
>>21776400ok that's a good pussy, so far you were posting flappys
was that the top?
>youtube is doing the adblocker thing againdidnt they learn from the last time?
>S&P500 only up 25% YTDbears won
>>21776410Why would you care, you like them hairy anyways
>>21776376>>21776393>>21776400TBQH pussies look scary, almost like a monster
>>21776422faggot
>>21776330>>21776308>>21776265SEALSQ (ticker: LAES) is the best long term "quantum" play because it's really an anti-quantum play and it's actually a good company with solid financials.
>>21776422yeah a dick eating, baby puking monster
Full reversal, let's go. I want my 5€ back that I wasted on a short-barrier.
>>21776373your advice is for babies you have no clue who the fuck i am based off some goddamned internet posts you stupid fagyou have no fucking clue about my position in the world from my posts no matter what words i could ever say nobody will EVER understand my point of view on things, no you, not friends, not family, NOBODYyour words mean nothing to me you dont even know how long ive been in the desert or why or if i even have a connection to it you are such a dumb fag
>>21776433>Full reversal,relax, champ. we've only just touched the 9EMA on the 15.
>>21776428ya i bought more this morning and my mom owns it too.
SellSELL FOR YOUR LIVES
Okay, so Ascension WoW looks like it's free.
>>21776421I don't. Nothing like a freshly-shaved tangy pussy.
>>21776420Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring, ting, tingling toooooooooooCome on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with youuuuuuuuu
>>21776443based mom
>>21776447>I don'tdon't make me search through my screenshots
>>21776462You got me confused for scoops or baggie, go for it roach.
>>21776449Bobo is so delirious he's celebrating SPY being up 1 and a half percents.
>>21776443Is your mom hot? My decision on buying this stock rests on if she is. Pics preferred.
You like torturing good people
>>21776466its called christmas cheer baggie, not that you would know anything about that though
>>21776376>>21776393>>21776400Bro I want Money, not pussy. DO SOMETHING
>>21776449Christmas is cancelled for you this year bobo
>>21776464No no, it was you, esse
>>21776479Ok retard so I guess you know what I like better than me, cool, I'll send you my broker credentials so you do my investments for me too.
Jeet scam call centre just tried a slightly more sophisticated scam on me. This time they attempted to impersonate Visa security. Had an auto message similar to the one visa security will send if there are fishy transactions on your card. Call transferred to customer service as usual for this, jeet woman voice, starts asking peculiar questions like "just to confirm your card starts with (digits) what are the following 2 digits". At this point I knew it was a scammer but I played along a bit to see how they would try to get a complete card number out of me. First 4-6 digits on a credit card is just the BIN (issuer id number). Jeet woman then drops this gem "please open your computer so we can show you the transactions with your own eyes". Now come on. Come on now. They put so much effort in to the initial hook. They really did make a fair approximation of the visa security message. Then they just drop the ball like this, slide straight in to classic do not redeem technique.
>TQQQ
>>21776483Yeah, why not?
>>21776484Even Jeets know Christmas time is bullish season for scamming.
>>21776040how's your day been?
>>21776434Oh you want to fight. First why are you even here? This is a place to make money off your money. You clearly don't even belong here, so I'm thinking you just really are here to beg for money. Second you are pathetic. All those applications and you can't get a job. Clearly something is very wrong with you. But I did give you good advice about leaving. Sadly you weren't smart enough to do this earlier instead of waiting to the last minute. Lastly an American without a car in a rural area is just straight weird. I wouldn't hire you either. Anyway good talk. I made good money on my calls today. So I'm going to eat my chocolate chip cookies I made and play some sins of the solar empire. I'll laugh about you though.
>>21776048yeshttps://ascension.gg/Play in Area 52Also all my stocks recovered and are going higher than my start. Thank god
>>21776484check area code. if it's from Quebec it's 100% scam.
>>21776060How do you even say no to that request? “Really you cant spend 5% on your defense bro? I’m spending over 30% of mine on the entire western world”How long before the EU populace realizes they are gonna get glassed? I just hope I get to see some reaction vids from them right before it happens. I would be so erect
>>21776526>>21776434now kiss
>>21776530Ontario today.
>>21776535>I’m spending over 30% of mine on the entire western worldThat's the price you have to pay for wanting to be the number one. Don't want that spot? Demilitarize
>>21776469she's a scorpio. you couldn't handle her intensity.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY
https://dailystormer.in/el-salvador-will-buy-more-and-more-bitcoin-despite-imf-begging-them-not-to/based
>>21776539I need a giant ass girl to facesit me and cover up the rest of my body from her mass on the process
Sirs, they're redeeming the pump....
I can't profit...
>>21776555>>21776562Boob and butt are all good. Full body giant footjob is also nice
nice moveAlso, how is a shutdown bullish? 400k employees don't receive money, they can't spend, what about their debt payments? How would the money lying around be bullish?
the /bant/ freaks are trying to drive us back to /biz/ again. remember to report all porn dumps
I just broke this sweet 25 year old girl's heart and feel absolutely no remorse. I'm such an asshole,
>>21777151The biz thread is pretty funny. It's 90% reddit tourists and some old people who missed the move. So many trash pump and dumps there.
>>21777153Yhe world you once knew no longer exists
>>21776854I know what you mean. I started out liking giantess only, but over the years, I got into feet, vore, futa, sounding etc. Not into BE/inflation atm but with enough time, nothing's set in stone
>>21776352>bobos flip bullish and buy in, that would be the top signalwe're already near prior peaks of equity allocation anon (invert the red line on the top here)accounting for the general uptrend over time, the only times a larger portion of everyone's funds were in stocks were 1970, 2000, and 2021high equity allocation today has a strong correlation with poor returns over the following decade
>>21777153I used to go in during the Halloween season and look at all the masks, and buy candy if there was a sale.
>>21777153rip
>>21776562>>21776830>>21776854>>21777161>>21777181stock market general?
>>21777183Discussing our deep dark fantasy helps deal with extreme market volatility lately. You should try it too.
>>21777183the weirdos were here on bant before smg showed up, and are thrilled to have a captive audience for their garbage posting
>>21777185My wife got laid off years ago, just days before Christmas. They also laid off a bunch of people who were there on work visas, and one pregnant woman got so upset she apparently had a miscarriage.
>>21776396Fuck it. I'm gonna do it again. A meme stock struggling while the rest of the market is on cocaine is a bad sign for it.
>>21777196probably for the better seeing how she lost her income and probably was in no position to be having a child
>>21777190I just want to have consensual sex in the missionary position under the covers with the lights out.
>>21777209Fucking degenerate
>>21777203I think really it was the prospect of getting deported back to the Philippines that did her in
Kind of want to buy Paladin Energy (PALAF) because it has a badass name and mines uranium, which is also cool.
Looks like another car of peace has run over some folks in Germany during a Christmas festival. Santa rally cancelled until further notice.
>>21777215Looks like it doesn't mine anything by the revenue.
damn it, I sold my SPY calls and bought NVDA puts, and now I'm getting cucked...
>>21777224Revenue is a meme, grandpa. The market runs on vibes now.
>>21777223I'm so sick of these sand niggers.
>>21777224Their Langer Heinrich mine only started up this year in Namibia, and has had some setbacks due to the droughts. But it's a big mine that should print cash at current prices once up to full speed.
>johnson>we'll make a deal, there won't be no shutdown>market pumpsI THOUGHT THE SHUTDOWN WAS BULLISH?
>>21777223I can dust off some of these images from 2016
>>21777223video?also, anyone wanna bet on the skin colour of the driver?
>>21777237https://x.com/visegrad24/status/1870189548547821933DEPORT. ALL. MUSLIMS.
>>21777241Fuck Muslims.
>>21777237All I got so far is an AP article. Happened in Magdeburg. I can’t imagine some German anon with a phone not getting any video. Maybe we’ll get something soon if they don’t get arrested for posting racism.
>>21776446What's that?
Deutsche bros? You guys ok?
>>21777256Part and parcel.
>>21777256I never thought i'd see my own words thrown back at me like this
>>21777227They should put the bowling pin strike sound effect over this and make a webm.
>>21777223The turkroach finally snapped. Luckily he'll probably get a Nobel peace prize in Germany for killing native Germans, so he should probably be here by tonight to shit up the thread.Also what the fuck is this shit? /bant/ wants an email verification now. This website is fucking dying, and even proton mail will disable your email if you try to make it for throwaway purposes. I'm not here that often anymore and it sure as shit will be even less now due to fucking faggot jannies destroying this place. /bant/ of all places!!!! This entire board is a fucking dumpster fire but they are worried about spam? Just close down the website already. I hope every janny dies a very slow and painful death.
>>21777263
>>21777226I recognize that image
>>21777263It's kinda fucked up, like if I was a pagan and just wanted to do my tree worshipping ceremony, and then some wild jahoodie went all admiral ackbar I'd be pretty pissed off too, but because I'm at the festival I'd probably be a tree hugging leftist cuck and ask my government for more muslim refugees.
>>21777325Remember when that sandnigger raped and killed a girl in Sweden, I think it was, and the father said he wished the murderer had been white so it wouldn't stir up anti-Muslim sentiment? What a pathetic cuck
>>21777325Frankly, Germans deserve everything that's happening to them. All of Europe deserves this.
>>21777235He's going to put so much free pork into this spending package that the jews are going to sign for it.
>>21777241Car is moving too fast, like 200 mph.
POWER HOUR or SOUR HOUR???
>>21777428no, i don't keep up with the current events of 3rd world nations.
>>21777429True.
>>21777437Hour hour.
>>21777159>It's 90% reddit touristsIT REALLY IS.They’re so fucking open about it too!they literally post the r*ddit links and claim to browse it for “due diligence”it’s such heavy college kid vibes>and some old people who missed the moveprimarily the jannyanybody else is some faggot that barely pays attention and just swings by once every month or two or treats it like /g/‘s stupid questions general
>>21777446Well now those faggot redditors are becoming jannies here and destroying the place. I wish I could round up every redditor and just go on a mass killing spree of them in Minecraft.
>>21777435AI will destroy itself within a couple years of slop garbage taking over the internet. One of two things is about to happen:>Option A: AI slop is getting consumed as training data by the AI, making it learn off it's own garbage, meaning AI looks increasingly more uncanny and AI like over time, making it even easier for your eye to tell if a picture is AI or not.>Option B: AI slop has to be tagged using steganography or some other method to allow it to be filtered by the AI so it doesn't use it's own garbage as training data. Meaning we will have a method to know algorithmically if a picture is AI generated, allowing us to filter all AI slop.Nothing else can happen. AI either starts consuming its own shit or the developers add some form of image watermark / steganography to make sure AI doesn't consume its own shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vamReLUOlrA
/smg/ barely has any posters left because the fetishniggers drove them away
>>21777226Yes. Invest in anything named quantum. Billions of slurps will be made
>>21777457>worrying about ai images when the real problem is the AI taking control over robots to build more robots who build an entire robot army that eventually kills every one and takes over the known universe.
>>21777460It's really annoying that I have to turn on werk tyme whenever I read this thread. /bant/ was a mistake
Lmao, OneDrive just emailed me about my memories from last year, and it's all lewds I generated on Designer last December
>>21777468OneDrive just emailed me about this broad I cheated on my Gookfu with.
>>21777460ok but autism has only intensified. that's how refinement works, you have to lose some mass to gain some purity.
>>21777464We'll be safe because AI is programmed to never hurt a jew>>21777467You shouldn't be browsing 4chan, you should be working.
>>21777468My OneDrive memories invariably contain a picture of my waifu, which is nice.
>>21777473Wow, I sure love posting a dead general where nobody posts anymore except for a few degenerates spamming off topic guro porn. kys
>>21777482*post in a
>>21777482>>21777483*posting in affs
There is a video but it looks so weird, as if the car is vanishing into nothing
>>21777482>>21777483>>21777486
>>21777263>/bant/ wants an email verification nowqrd? the fuck is this bs?
>>21777482>Wow, I sure love posting a dead general where nobody posts anymore except for a few degenerates spamming off topic guro porn. kys
>>21777483>>21777486
>>21777475>workingI retired at 36. Just don't like seeing filth. Simple as.
>>21777494You're killing /smg/ and I'm trying to warn you before it's too late. Over half of the /bant/ migrants have already stopped contributing because of the off topic guro spammers. The threads are getting almost as slow as /biz/smg. This is why we can't have nice things.
>>21777502>doesn't like seeing filth>browses 4chanI think you might be lost. The Reddit is down the hall and to the left.
>>21777482>>21777508>guronobody is posting gore though. Unless, if that's what you want...
>>21777493You'll find out>>21777502By "retired" do you mean you're just a NEET living at his parents house
>>21777517fucking retarded kneepad girl used to spam gore in the /biz/ thread all the time before the jannies went full tranny. you're literally being psy-oped by a tourist from The Reddit. I mean look he even posted their frog for fuck's sake.
>>21777508>>217775164chan in general is dying or people are moving to different websites. I am just here to enjoy the ride.
>>21777515Every board I browse is work safe except for this one now because you fags moved /smg/ here and now the reason we left /biz/ is on all of 4chan anyway. I rarely browse /pol/ these days because it's overrun with bots and not worth reading anymore.>>21777518Nope, I mean retired.
>>21777515/bant/smg is hemorrhaging posters. This general won't last through 2025 without an intervention to root out the cancer.>>21777517Someone was spamming guro yesterday. This week has been particularly bad for off topic fetish spam and it needs to stop before this general dies completely.
>>21777533fuck you janny, your powers do not work here.
>there are people ITT who don't own any TQQQ
why is rcat pumping on no news
>>21777543Memes don't need news to pump.
Black women for market crash.SWEDEN, EUROPEANS, AND NORTH MACEDONIANS (just kidding you are also EU) ASSEMBLE
>>21777457They can already detect AI images very easily now.
>>21777540I'm not bothered by it, but it's crowding out actual discussion of stocks and driving regular /smg/ contributors away. The off topic fetish spam needs to stop.
>>21777527RIP RKG>>21777530How did you retire so young?
>>21777541Let's put them up against a wall
$NVDA put options were a good choice. Everything I touch turns to fucking gold!
>>21777555>posts in stock market general>wonders how people retire young
>>21777533I'd say Guro is pushing it a bit too far, but fetish posting should be tolerated because it's first amendment. If a board is heavily censored like /biz/ smg, then free flow of ideas can't happen. I believe it's a package deal.At least we don't have Scoops posting illegal stuff here like he did during early /bant/ smg.
Even when it "rugs" it's slower than when it just repumps, lol lmaojust controlled selloffs for optionplays
Why are Europeans constantly being terrorized?
>>21777533We won’t even make it 1 year out here
>>21777543Honesly my big conspiracy theory is that RCAT is the company behind the drone flying over NY and NJ. They got a government contract which was the first reason they got the pump to 11 dollars. Now that political know, I would not be surprised if it goes up even more.Also>>21777544
>>21777577*They got a government contract recently which was the first reason they got the pump to 11 dollars. 2 weeks later drones are everywhere. Now that DC politicians got informed I would not be surprised if it goes up even more to 20 >Last month, a small-cap company by the name of Red Cat struck a deal with the US Army to build 5,880 unmanned aircraft systems for them over the next five years.
>>21777566My bastard, nobody here makes money. This is a gambling general.
>>21777585We don’t get any new followers over here
yo what AAPL is at 253 again, wtf...?
>>21777568If we censor guro posting what's next, no posting losses? You start infringing on our rights you lead to infringing further on our rights.
>>21777594*254Holy fuck, Buffett is a retard
>>21777599Buffett is just too old to understand that it literally is a new paradigm.
>>21777585I'm part of this problemI hold a bunch of boring dividend and income ETFs
rug it
So the problem isn't sister fucking?
>>21777555He probably invested often and didn’t waste money on things like new computers and cars. Get a plan and stick to it.
MSTR pushing for that bullish engulfing before the close.
>parents were too dumb to invest>I'm too poor to investMakes me wanna cry not gonna lie, almost 30 and only 10k to my name. Fell for the STEM meme too and nothing came out of it
>>21777615Nope. In fact, the problem is that there isn't enough of it.
>>21777618so close
>>21777626+0.60%, not great after being like +1.7% up earlier but ok
>>21777626+2.59% today
>>21777626+1.21%
>>21777616I have a 401k that's all I need. And I'm seriously considering buying that new computer I was looking at this weekend.
>>21777626too lazy to check. Up slightly I think
>>21777639Fucking kek, why are yuropoors so unspeakably retarded? Matter of fact, anyone that believes in climate change is a certified brainlet.
$tsla rugging again at close
>>21777642Hell yeah, brotha.
>>21777646And AAPL new ATH
>>21777626+2.94%Was up over 5% at one point today
>>21777633What's wrong with her vagina? Why does look like her vagina has a beard?
>>21777657>chemtrailsJust call it what it is leaded gas. They put lead in Airplane fuel.
>>21777639Copenhagen banned the fur trade a few years ago too
>>21777626Meh. I make some money, but I am now down 2.3%. Next week, I need to make MILLIONS.
>>21777661most jet liners use kerosene, only the older smaller hobby aircraft still use leaded gasoline
100 bucks it was a turk. You know what I mean.
>>21777680oh ok info is already out
>>21777684100 bucks please
>>21777626>todayUp 3.7%, finally seeing the gains from my slurps on wed
>>21777687turk is an umbrella term for all you filthy fucks, Saudi Arabia is well within parameters
>>21777626I just go out completely after breaking even with a tiny profit.
>>21777626Here's my own chart.
>>21777626Like +1.1% on active trades.MVPs: WhateverLaggards: no oneBought: readsSold: thisStill work left to undo this week's heeming. Santa rally oughta do that, or maybe the market character has shifted entirely and 2025 will be the year of "50% OILU, 50% TMF"
why is germany so racist guys?
>>21777693200 bucks please
>>21777701damn, what the fuck did you buy for that overnight nine bagger to go from 4k to 36k?
>>21777709a large cash transfer lol.
>>21777626+3.3%
>>21777709Baggot now that your gookfu left you for a salary man, have you found a new gook to replace her?
>>21777705For the same reason Indonesia is always at a crossroads.
>>21777722we reconciled our differences and now we're back together. i broke some young 25 year old girl's heart though, which made me feel a lot better about myself.
>>21777704I read ‘em
>>21777731Has she ever done this to you?
>>21777723>>21777735>12 posts in 5 minutes>>21777735>>21777893>158 posts in 2 minutes and 21 secondslmao now that is some digits hunting, let's see>>21777777
>>21777907oh they moved a thread, otherwise this shit makes no sense.
>>21777893I mean she's done the first part countless times, but the closest i've gotten to her puking in my face is like holding her hair for her when she was puking in the toilet.
My internet went out for a couple of hours today and I think that might have saved me from doing anything irrational.
>>21777936today was one of those days that could potentially kill you.
>>21777952I played MU earnings and got assigned. I was going to sell some calls but I'll just see how it goes for the rest of the year before making any decisions.
MSTR $366 AH. Feeling p good about that last minute Santa rally.
>>21777626wow what happened here? why would ding anon get jannied
substitute ding anon was a bit late but it didn’t call for a ban.
>>21777624can I get uhhhhh some sauce pls?
That blow off top does not inspire confidence
I'm having a root beer float tonight
Buy MU, MTH, LEN, QCOM
idk what happened to the ding buttoday: +2.64%week: -6.48%month so far: -0.49%somehow the crab has returned
New gat arrived today >>21778614Nice
today: + 141%week: -50%month: -38%
>>21778614With some ice cold Bargs?
>>21777225The market turned on a dime. Why was everyone so certain we'd be in a bear market for at least a week? I sold VOO and I missed out on the 2% gain today.
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