HUNDRED MILLION SOULS ACROSS THE WORLD EDITIONWhere is Risk Master anon at?Where is King "the champion" Kong at?Gentlemen, this is it. I think this is the best RISK ever played on pol. This is a Historical moment. Come and join us!Experienced players prefered. But everybody can join.Have you got what it takes to dominate the geopolitical arena, anon?Up to 8 players can join.The game will start when 2 players appear.The game will last until half past midnight Lisbon time. TO PLAY, PLEASETell us your chosen name, colour and starting territory.The game is interactive and easy to follow but it requires some attention.May this be my Christmas present to all anons.And even to jannies.
>>21782547olá gamemasterKing KongBlueIsle du France
>>21782547I didn't even look at the map kekGual et Germania please
>>21782547M8. i'm not only horrifically drunk but i'm also retarded and don't knoew how to play. I will choose tranvaal and light blue if I'm still available to play.
>>21782547Starting our as Yankee Land et Virginia
>>21782551color dark blue. >captcha : TKD0P
Tell us your chosen name, colour and starting territory.Myname:Leon Shuster.Light BlueSouth Africa
>>21782550Of course you're still available to play. Try it, if you want you can leave any time.>>21782549You can't get that territory as you rolled 2 first.Each territory yields a given number of SOULS which when they reach the HUNDRED MILLION gets you a bonus in wars and stuff.You can only a chose - because of your gets - a territory that yields less than 50 Million.Do you want to chose a territory or do you want me to tell you which territories you can chose?(Hope you can bare with me and it's not to bothersome, but keep giving me tips about how you feel)
>>21782547anon, i apologise for being drunk and homo. anyways. I would like to invade the rest of the world. what do? I roll for Namib/Angola/Rhodesia and Mozambique. Fuckit, i'll take Tanzania too but then i'm done - no more niggers to be managed after that.
>>21782551You rolled 2. That's a low roll. Therefore you did not qualify to keep Yakee Land et Virginia. Each territory yields a number of population which will be your basis for power. You need to chose a territory which yields less than 50 million souls. Do you want to chose another territory or do you want me to point you which territories you can chose?
rollin' on the river.
>>21782554Give me the Trans-Urals if available otherwise choose for me.
>>21782553Okay. You're in. Pay attention. The game will start when another player joins.Just be ready to reply to the appropriate comment with the map and the roll order when the game begins. If you have any question just ask.
>>21782556>50 million soulsyeah but that includes 20 million kikesAnyways, I'll chose Terra Nova instead. btw, nice regions you drew.
>>21782557>>21782555Calm down. You'll have to wait to roll. You'll only be able to roll once another player joins and I post the map.We're still on the waiting phase.>>21782558You're in as soon as you chose another colour. Blue is taken.THE GAME WILL START SOON!
>>21782561Purple
>>21782559Okay, thanks anon. I'm rolling. I want to get more places. please feel free to place as you wish. I hear south America is comfy these days. r not. Let's fucken kill all the niggers up north. lel (it's me from the prev thread bw, im just bad on booze)
>>21782560Thanks. Please just chose a colour. Blue is taken. Then you're in and the game will start.
>>21782560BLUE IS TAKEN RETARD!
>>21782558>>21782560I WILL SHIT DOWN BOTH OF YOUR THROATS YOU FUCKING NIGGERS. LISTEN TO OP.
>>21782564Maroon
I dhoowse choose green blue, yellow and lilac but I think im already light blue. so let's fucken start the game you niggers. As emperor, we should kill all the gays.
everyone loves Blue, it is the best color, Purple is a poor substitute.
>>21782554gn lad, i g2g die unto this mistake. thank u 4 everytghign. sorry for the bad repoirtoire. x nohomo
>>21782569ALL ANONS!I am sorry for the time. I'm just taking a bit longer.I am really sorry.Keep in mind it's my first time too and we're just experimenting...
>>21782567Okay, you're in. THe game will start soon.
>>21782571take your time OP, I'm in no rush.
>>21782573ROLL!THE GAME STARTS!PAY ATTENTION!Each territory yiels a number of souls. Who ever has more Hundreds of Millions of Souls wins.Souls = People, the more populous territories yield more people.Each Hundred Million Souls offers you one bonus point in wars beyond your gets.YOU CAN ONLY MOVE ONE TERRITORY EACH ROUND, TELL ME WHICH ONE!I will post the table with the Souls per Territories in the millions.If you have any doubts just ask.
>>21782574Rolling for Yankee Land
>>21782574south to Akmola Steppe
>>21782575Okay, I am having problems with posting the table.Yankeeland is too powerful for you. You cannot go there. You must chose another territory. You can only go North either to Greenland or to the Arctic Archipelago.Where do you want to go?
>>21782577West Greenland is good
>>21782578ROLL! Anons, I cannot post the table with the territories and the yieling.It would allow you to chose the territories near by that yield more. Adding a dimension of strategy. This is fucked as is. Do you guys want to go play the classic Risk Map with Europe and the rules we've been playing with or do you want to continue with this game?
>>21782579rolling for Quebec. if not quebec then nunavut
>>21782579South to Kazakhstan!if I can't into Kazakhstan then into Altay et Baikalia.
>>21782580Yeah, you must gather points in the North until you can go South, and British Columbia is the one more easy to conquer.
>>21782579I'm happy to continue this version. It's all good,
>>21782581ROLL!Eurosphere couldn't go to Nunavut because he had to go through Arctict Archipelago first.
>>21782584northern lakes now.
>>21782584Turkestan here I come!
>>21782584Map with the yieling territories:Dark Red - more than 600 millionRed - more than 500 millionBrown - more than 400 millionPurple - more than 300 millionDark Blue - more than 200 millionDark Green - more than 100 millionPink - more than 50 millionOrange - more than 10 millionYellow - more than 1 millionBlank - not even one million(sorry anons, I can't load the table) Now you get an idea of the dynamics.I add that you can only conquer a territory if it doesn't yield more than doubble your power.And if the territory is more powerful than you but not doubbles your power you must roll 5 or higher.
>>21782584>>21782547join me in based portugal risk anon.I'm called tkd and I'm In yemen. make me orange.
>>21782587very interesting
>>21782586You cannot invade Turkestan yet. Please chose another territory.
>>21782590Altay et Baikalia
>>21782588You're in. Please try to read my posts in this thread so you udnerstand how this game is played.>>21782589Really?I feel like it was a failure to lunch.
>>21782592k catpain
>>21782592it could use some work, I've noticed a few noob traps that would kill a run if played poorly. I think you have some stuff that works. After we play a bit more I'll give a more refined analysis.
>>21782591ROLL! ROLL! ROLL!
>>21782594Yeah.I wanted you all to have the table and see for yourselves where you can go.
>>21782595Northeast Caspian!
>>21782595ok if I'm doing this right I roll for the souls of saudi arabia and Sinai if allowed.
>>21782595My country right now is 92% European 8% Aboriginal. I will conquer Yukon
>>21782598Just one territory per round.
>>21782596the biggest issue is the possible disparity in early populations, having a sub 50million population is a bit of a handicap. Someone starting off with 10 or 20 million more than you is a gamebreaker. Though, I don't mind the challenge.A fix would be to have a limited number of default starting areas.
>>21782599ROLL! ROLL!! ROLL!TKD is now in the lead.Eurosphere didn't advance as he rolled zero.King Kong gets to expand towards two new territories this round as he rolled high.
>>21782600reminds me of that old joke.How do you TKD?One at a time
>>21782602Kubania et Caucasus
>>21782602Can I roll for Alberta? if not Yukon
>>21782601Yes. You get the intent, the idea... Therefore the initial rolls and me being so anal aabout each teritory you could get based on your initial roles.I also made a new set of rules. I roll 40. Although I'm a bit retarded about writing rules and most are probably just to explain the game to beginners. But then I couldn't transform the word file into a pdf (I thought I had the program).But ti was just for anons to know there are rules and to see them if they really want to. You guys don't need to read the rules to know how to play.
>>21782602roll for the rest of saudi the levant
>>21782602also Mongolia, sorry didn't read completely lol
>>21782587my man this map is mad.
>>21782605No. You'll go for Yukon.But next round you'll be able to take British Columbia which will do wonders for you.
>>21782602I wanna claim the Ohio region for Sharty
>>21782611Chose a colour and you're in.
>>21782608ok>>21782609kek
>>21782607ROLL! ROLL! ROLL! TKD can advance towards two territories this round.
>>21782614West Persia
>>21782612Gemerald green
>>21782614British columbia
>>21782614rolling towards levant and egypt.tkdturks are next
>>21782616Sorry Shart.You rolled 2.Therefore you can only chose a territory that is orange, yellow or blank in this map: >>21782587Ohio is too powerful for you.But once you chose a suitable territory, you can join.
>>21782616Expirience.
>>21782619Missouri
>>21782620OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK!EVERYBODY!HERE IS THE TABLE WITH THE YIELDS PER TERRITORY!YOU CANNOT CONQUER A TERRITORY THAT YIELDS MORE THAN TWICE OF YOUR HMS POWER.If you want to risk for a territory that is of higher yield than your power, you can, but you must roll 5 or higher.And the power of that territory cannot be twice as much as yours.NOW YOU CAN DEVISE YOUR OWN STRATEGIES!!!Open the map and then this table in one of your tabs and think for your fucking selves!!!pLEASE reply so I know you got it.
>>21782621You're in Shart.Please put your name up.
>>21782623Sharty TWP hating Nigger lovers offical brimstone khanate
>>21782624in the name-field of your posts
>>21782625Aye aye Captain
>>21782622>HMS POWER.I don't get it but I've never let ignorance stop me before.
>>21782618ROLL! ROLL! ROLL!King Kong is on the lead.TKD didn't advance as he did not roll enough to conquer such powerful territories.Shart has joined us.
>>21782627hundred million souls power
>>21782628Rolling for Quebec. If I can't, Alberta
>>21782628Northwest China
>>21782628>>21782627PLEASE ANONS, SEE THE TABLE!!!>>21782622>>21782620Basically, each territory yields a number of Souls. Most populous territories yield more Souls. With more Souls you win.Once you get One Hundred Million Souls expressed in the map as 1,000 HMS you get one bonus point in wars.And whoever has more HMS wins. Please anons, look at the map and at the table and decide by yourselves, remember:You cannot conquer territories which yield more than doubble the HMS that you currently have.And for those territories with HMS above yours but less than twice the number of yours you must roll 5 of higher to conquer.Territories with lower HMS than yours you can conquer all the time.Watch the map and the table and devise your own strategies!
>>21782628Hi Portoanon can I join
>>21782628Add me in! Genshit, in North China, colour Red
>>21782547How fucking DARE you name Michigan "Trans Ohio". You absolute double nigger. Apologies at once!
>>21782628rolling once more for egypt. secretes of anum will be mine.
OK add me in too my name is jainyd in darfur and kordofan color sky blue
>>21782633Of course you can. But you're fucked because you're relegated to blank territories here: >>21782587Chose territory, name and colour and you're in.
>>21782635
>>21782634Holly fuck!You're in. You practically won the game.He rolled 11, everybody!
>>21782640that's bullshit
>>21782639kek
>>21782640Cool fren I roll for a quick invasion of tebou land
>>21782636ROLL!TKD failed to conquer Egypt once more.And Genshit joined us.He's a super power.
>>21782635Massive kekIt's because it is beyond (trans) the Ohio river.
>>21782644Rolling for South China!
>>21782637Blue is already added.Please, to join state clearly: Your name, colour, and starting territory.
>>21782644game is pointless now but sure roll for sichuan
>>21782644rolling for yankee land, if not that Ontario
>>21782644Rolling for quick conquest of Tebou land and total nigger death
>>21782644goddam.rolling for anatolia
>>21782647OK pink then
>>21782644ah i just notice the HMS more than double rule, so >>21782646 disregard this, rolling for manchuria instead!
>>21782647>>21782644Starting territory: darfur et kordofan Name: jainydColor:pink Rolling for tebou land And killing all niggers in it
>>21782654are you actually in some mudhut in sudan? kek
Also, music for this thread?
>>21782654based Sudanese warlord
>>21782653Are you retarded. North China is the most powerful territory. You can conquer everything. South China would have to be TWICE as powerful as you in order for you to not be able to advance there. But it is half of your power.You're already in South China and with almost one billion Souls.>>21782654Okay, You're in.
>>21782656https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM
>>21782656https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sskkes_4Fdc
>>21782658bruh. stop telling him how to play.I'm trying to win this.
>>21782659https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-Gv1ea6sBI
>>21782658My bad lol, i looked at the table and thought since North China is 605,4, and South China is 372,1, i would need 744,2 HMS to have chance of conquering it
Pawn to E4
>>21782655Yeah and best part I get to kill nigger
>>21782654ROLL!TKD failed to conquer Anatolia.Brown guy in America gets to advance towards TWO territories this round.And holly fuck the Steppes were King but now China is a thing!AND A FUCKING SUDANESE NIGGER FREN JOINED US!WELCOME FREN!
>>21782659typical /k/oonery
>>21782666Rolling to take Sichuan! All of China must be Genshit!
>>21782661Sorry. Please keep giving me feedback.
>>21782666Trans Ohio and California or IdaLand
>>21782666rolling Egypt againam I missing something or just rolling shits?
>>21782669it's cool, I just feel a little cheated of my win. But it's all to make the game better, forgive my human pride.
>>21782670Please put your name up.
>>21782666Risky roll for Egypt
>>21782673alr
>>21782666Burma et Thailand
>>21782674god fookin damn
>>21782668better luck next roll
>>21782666give me ohio
>>21782671You were rolling for territories you need to roll 5 for (higher than your overal HMS without doubbling it) but you were rolling below 5.
Fucking mods again, I'm still in!
I'm still in
>>21782788I am here, anons!
>>21782794ROLL!Chinese guy rolled zero in battle, King Kong.You will not have another chance to anihilate him like you had. And he rolled before you. And instead you went for ladyboys... King Kong gets to go for two territories this round!
>>21782816Bengal then Ceylon
>>21782816Roll for Sichuan again! Get this Gorrila Nigger off the plane!
>>21782816Fuck rolling for fezzan
>>21782816rolling for yankee land
>>21782816you gave me egypt?? :)Roll for libya
>>21782838ROLL! The pajeets have entered the game.King Kong showing why's the great champion for the third time in a row with its billion and a half army!TKD, yeah the Sudanese didn't have enough to go for Egypt. Otherwise you'd be fucked.
moving /risk/ thread to /bant/ should result in /shot/It's one thread a week among a million shitposts.
>>21782863North India
>>21782865Indeed.But it's going to get rarer. I suppose only next year there will be a Risk thread.
>>21782863Fuuucck Gorrilla Jeets, rolling for Sichuan again
>>21782863Dixie is mine
>>21782863rolling for algeria and kongs fukk off
>>21782889want to make an alliance?
>>21782872I remember the good times anon.
>>21782889ROLL!
>>21782903Nice, anon.
>>21782894if it is against the Chinsect menace then yes.
>>21782910Bruh, rolling for manchuria lmao>>21782914You would rather ally with gorrilla jeets than anime land?
>>21782910South ChinaVictory is sweaty
>>21782910New Spain! I'll then go for East greenland to open up the motherland
>>21782914Glorious!
>>21782910Rolling for ethipoia
>>21782919>You would rather ally with gorrilla jeets than anime land?war is a bitch anon.>>21782910Roll for Morocco
>>21782932ROLL!Sudanese anon, you cannot advance towards territories that yield more than twice the HMS than you have in your power.WAR STARTED IN THE EASTDAMN
>>21782951Fuck rolling of tebou land then let's go
>>21782951Roll for Morocco
>>21782951East Greenland and then Britain! DEUS VULT!
>>21782951South China! Take out the gorrila jeet!
>>21782951North China
>>21782966lmao ripsaw it coming as soon as i didn't get the dubs damn slow board
>>21782965I conquered the jeets and use them as my swords, but I began in the steppes of the Urals. My journey to conquest has been Magnificent, I am grateful to you for playing the role of my last conquest.>and King Kong wept for there were no more bitches to pipe.
>>21782973gg my good sir, hope to play again.
>>21782983gg hah, i was king zigger last risk game, remember you and jewkiller
>>21782966THE ENDGenshit died.King "the Champion" Kong wins with his 3 billion Mongoloid-Chink-Jeet army from hell.Now anons, please tell me about this game.I think the idea is good but the execution is not great and I was very slow today,...
>>21782973>>21782983can we all agree that jannies are keks
>>21782993Yes.
>>21782990I like the HMS stuff adds a new dynamic, but might want to even it out a little more as you can snowball hard if you get the high amount zonesalso jannies fucked as again with a slow board, but as game master you doing good anon, thank you yet again
>>21782990Rolling for for Chad et Cameron
>>21783004Thanks for your imput.The idea was for different territories to bring different value. And for anons to devise strategies but also to fuck other anons by negative stategies - for instance, don't allow anons to go to China and India...The territories are supposed to be roughly one million square kilometers each. If you guys have a table, you can devise your own strategies.But I also need to tweek my excell board for players.
>>21782990You were great fren
>>21782990first off I enjoyed it and I would play it again.now constructive criticism, it's a tad convoluted, it would be difficult for beginners to fully grasp.there are chokepoints in balance, anyone who gets asia wins. in traditional risk if territory is relatively the same in value making any starting location essentially fair. The biggest criticism is a lucky first role can completely upset the balance of the game as shown with Genshit starting with North China and nearly insta-winning the game. If not for a few lucky roles I would have lost. Some strategy played into it but without that 0 roll I would have lost.if you want to ask any questions about my experience feel free.
>>21782999my anon. I'm drinking el capitan and smoking fuck knows what.and listing to this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJgGNyQAatIbless you risk anon. Merry christmas and remember.TKD.also.TMD.godbless
>>21783017Thank you, anon. Maybe we will meet again soon some other day (next year surely).
>>21782993
>>21783018Yes. I agree with you. I am glad you enjoyed it.I really wanted to add this new dynamic of territories yielding "pop soul armies" whatever...As I said, each territory is supposed to be roughly one million squared Kms and the population one territoriy yields is basically the real one. So, it's supposed to be imbalanced.I suppose anons are supposed to (3 times suppose, fuck!) not allow one anon to dominate Asia (can you imagine a Chink-Pajeet state? It would be hell!). I just fear it's too complicated for most players who enjoy "classical" Risk Europe to enjoy this.Thank you for your imput. Would you change anything else?Do you think I was too slow?
>>21783019I drank a Beirão de Honra that was given to me last Christmas. It was alright. Merry Christmas to all anons!
>>21783037Gotta admit anon, it is much more complicated than the old version.Nice work in trying to improve the game but maybe a smaller map next time where the number of souls were on the provinces.
>>21783037>I really wanted to add this new dynamic of territories yielding "pop soul armies" whatever...just a throw away thought, but consider making a fantasy map that can be pop balanced and starting location balanced, Earth isn't a bad location for a TWRPG but there are other options.> it's supposed to be imbalanced.if that's the intention then it works.>I just fear it's too complicated for most players who enjoy "classical" Risk Europe to enjoy this.that is a possibility, I for one enjoy the banter and roleplaying on the rare occasions it happens well. The diplomacy aspect of the game is the best part. >Would you change anything else?I can't think of anything else I haven't mentioned.>Do you think I was too slow?no, but I'm a patient person.
>>21783039Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
>>21783062>where the number of souls were on the provinces.Impossible to do!
>>21783082>just a throw away thought, but consider making a fantasy map that can be pop balanced and starting location balanced, Earth isn't a bad location for a TWRPG but there are other options.I barely understood this.>>21783082>The diplomacy aspect of the game is the best part.Indeed.Thank you anons, Merry Christmas!
