US market closed edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Options:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.sec.gov/search-filingsPrevious >>21869431
American bake. We are so back
>>21873332Chewy anon will always be with you!
>>21873334
>>21873334You love to see it
I've blown my nose about 200 times today.
>>21873339Ass id
i had a second date with the woman 10 years older than me tonight and it went very well. we're meeting for a third this sunday. she looked very beautiful tonight too
Hahahaha
>>21873367Did you suck her toes?
don't show up to the market tomorrow.I'm warning you...
>>21873374I mean, makes more sense than letting it all burn down.
>>21873374But who leaves 20k in jewelry back? That's a trap.
>>21873418Markets are closed for Jimmy carter's corpse, so no point in showing up anyway.Also;>https://x.com/NewsRated/status/1877176623411126443Didn't Iran warn about some weird shit happening soon? Think this is all related to California too?
>>21873367Mommy milkers are the lifeblood of the American economy.
>>21873428its hollywood, these people make hundreds of millions for dressing up in make up and costumes and playing pretend
Imagine an entire city getting cucked by some endangered sardine pizza topping kek
>markets closed>my states on fireWhat stocks we lookin at boys?
>market closed cause one of the top 3 worst presidents diedlol, lmao even
>>21873470I bought the PLTR dip myself.
>>21873471Bearish omen for the rest of the year stocks wise
>>21873473so based post/image
>>21873473>he doesn't know
>>21873367>10 years older than me>>21873374He worked for it, desu
>>21873431>tfw they admit that the jewish space lasers are real>"but actually they're iranian space lasers"
>>21873493wtf are you talking about space lasers retard? Texas substations use tesla battery storage, that's your explosion
I am not investing in a company with a CEO who dresses like this.Just won't.
>>21873520But it has two fans, it's incredible. Revolutionary
Anybody here using one of these overpriced shitcards with 400-600 tdp? How much does it burn when not playing a game, just browsing?Is baseline consumption higher for these cards?
>Markets on Friday>https://youtu.be/eT3BFzSD6YY
Gonna crack open a King in a moment
>>21873599>A gallon of tranny cum in every batch!
>>21873549My 4070 super is only like 250 watts, but it is very efficient in ramping up power when it needs it. Just browsing the internet it uses very little power. All of the newer nvidia cards will do the same.
>>21873431>Markets are closed for Jimmy carter's corpse, so no point in showing up anywayMe and Jerome are going to spend our day off tomorrow playing vidya. Maybe I will finally finish pikmen 4 after not playing for like a year
tonight the city of angels needs our prayers
>>21873599>anon is coming out of the closetI only drink shit like Modelo because I’m not gay
>>21873927wdym? isn't this exactly what we've been praying for? or do you mean we should be praying for the big earthquake too
>>21873951
Those stripped of the Grace of Gold shall all meet death.
>>21873906I will be playing more Heroes of Might and Magic 3 on my day off. I still need to finish the Forged in Fire campaign, that fucking Tomb Raiders scenario was brutal as shit.
>LAlmao
mega bullish for commodities, a whole Californian city that needs to rebuild all at once?
>>21873367Do it dude. My dad married a woman older than him and it worked really well. Just make sure to knock her up quick at least once.
>>21873367crbp pajeet, dat u?
>>21874071He said 10 years older not 40.
>Fires happening in Hollywood and NOW started in Beverly HillsHuh, looks like kek wills it indeed.
>>21873549i have a billion tabs open, but it claims to barely have any load, so its pretty much the idle consumption i would say4090
I might have to take assignment on niggervideo and niggerstrategy but I can't afford both
Ok, but I also have thousand tabs open.. Chrome looks the same. 4 MetatradersSo it essentially burns more.
>>21874118sorry for the dogshit picture, didn't realize it enlarged it senselesslyAlso I'm socio-economically bored.
is ratsu okay?RATSU R U OK?
>>21873996I'll probably level my mage in WoW classic tomorrow during normal market hours
eu pushes censorshipeu pushes climate agendaeu pushes sexual degeneracyeu strains our security budgeteu is the protector of canada and greenlandeu crashes our stock marketeu starts fires and blows up substationsare you guys starting to see who the real enemy is yet? you notice you never hear about the decadence of france, italy, amsterdam? it's always american chuds that are overconsuming and destroying their precious environment. why are greek tankers still transporting russian oil? why was russian gas still flowing into the eu despite them being in "full scale war?" how is europe wealthier than the usa despite having been demolished after world war 2? how did we let this happen?why did nixon have to go off the gold standard, which country was responsible for that? you ever notice how fond women and homosexuals are of europe?what has eu done to defend taiwan? where was the eu in the iraq war? wake up america. eu is is NOT our friend and is trying to keep us contained. we need to break their shackles and free ourselves of this evil.everything needs to be re-examined in light of what is good or bad for america. europe cannot be allowed to run the world any longer.
I am really starting to despise the chinese and their shills on polLiteral spam and norhing talking points constantly
>>21874118you are a sociopath, I have seen sociopath's computers and you are definitly one of them
>>21874118>>21874270I bet it's also slow af
hamill residence down
Took LA long enough to do the damn helicopter drops on the fire, that wait had to be intentional
>>21874289They remembered what happened to Kobe and were being respectful.
>>21874289 bro they had santa anna winds yesterday, and more of them thursday. Seems like there's still a bit of winds even now, or at least embers flying off and starting the odd fire here and there. Saw one fire way away from the big flames, dude and his bimbo wife lost their entire house.
>>21874266>you ever notice how fond women and homosexuals are of europe?Cause we Chads> why are greek tankers still transporting russian oil?Cause we love money>where was the eu in the iraq war?Some retards helped you in your staged war on >MUH WMD>>21874270I bet you are slow
>>21874340I had that feeling for a while. That's why you are so unbothered
>>21874356No, it's cause I'm moisturized
>>21874360gay yeah
>Retards threatening to shoot down helicopters>Even threatened to set fire to La Brea tar pitsBros I feel uneasy right now
>>21874362Gay originally meant happy, so yeah. I'm also in my lane. You are from the other shore
>>21873996I can hear the music from that image.
>>21874376Me too>https://youtu.be/5uM--UyP-Kg?si=btI5BfZo3WuZtQJW
>>21874302>live in Sodom>get fucked>"wtf, how could this happen to me"Oh nooooooo, that suuucks.
>>21874266
>>21874392
>>21874394
>>21874396
I’m tired
>>21874371just keep well poisoning, you don't have the balls to leave germany anyway kek
>>21874420I'm focused to leave, but I'm also flourishing here.
>>21874426that's germany... a paradise for leeches
>>21874426your problems start when that changes and then they don't want you anymore back home
>>21874449>then they don't want you anymore back home>implying I care
>>21874471Nobody cares.But I'm probably gonna be there buying your grandparents home when it's getting foreclosed
>National guard activated on LA fireslolkek
>Bavaria December CPI +3.0% vs +2.4% y/y priorSöder in control>>21874481>when it's getting foreclosedWrong country, mate
Yields...
>>21874491It probably is in my ETF.
>>21874510>unleveragedETF für Eternal Faggot
>>21874516>borrowing moneyfrom WHO?
>>21874525WHOMST
>>21874527fucking grammar nazi
>>21874530fucking grammar
>>21874530
>>21874502>Hitting 5% soonBUUUULLLLIIIISSSHHHH
this thread is fucking useless just buy gold, stocks wont be worth anything once the economy colapses
>Credit card debt plunges at Covid crash levelsIs this...bullish? Bearish? Shit's getting weird now.
>>21873520i think the opposite. His style is appealing to boomers (kick ass cool leather jacket), zoomers (edge reptile skin jacket) and everything in between. He's also a chink with no accent. NVDA is detined to WIN
>>21874584He also appeased the Marveltranny Millenials with Thorjoke and calling something Thor
>>21874586I was referring to his clothing alone. If you consider whatever he says/does, then he's trying to capture mutliple generations. Compared to the rest of Fag7, NVDA is the only one not sowing division - unless you take into account gamers whining about their overpriced graphics cards
>>21873334how do i profit from this?
we setting up an online poker room so some of us can lose money tommorrow?
If LA continues burning down what's that mean for housing and inflation?
>>21874596No thanks, gotta pay taxes here on that.
>>21874607all the more reason to do it, thx for letting us know smg jimmy carter funeral poker tournament will be kraut free.
>>21874616But the funeral is today, are you retarded?
>>21873367Good for you anon. Wish I could ask out the girl I know ten years younger than me
>>21874644just go to the phillippines, aint that your culture?
we're in for a big one this time
>futures
>>21874759did they start counting "refugees"
So what are we doing today while the market is closed? I guess I should out and collect some bottles and cans to recycle, receipts to scan, or maybe sort some Lego. Stay productive /smg/.
>>21874759shitty graph, are these percentages? why cant you commies label the y axis
>>21874502>>21874565she's on the other side of the curve now bro, that's a surefire time tested indicator of shit getting freaky deeky
>>21874788>consecutive increases in unemployment
>>21874801Oh now that you reiterated the same fucking thing the graph says alongside a shitty reaction gif I understand perfectly now. I can't believe there are a whole 24 germans without a job now. Dumbass kikes really thought the line was just going to go straight up forever? Member when overpopulation was the big thing to be worried about?
>>21874809NIGGER
>>21874809I'm one of those 24
>>21874759High unemployment is bullish because it is mostly women and underperformers.The real bad news is that government bureaucracy is growing and hires exactly those people. Then they create new regulations to make busy work for themselves. We need a german Milei to cut government in half.
>>21874810คุณเพิ่งพูดอะไรเกี่ยวกับฉันเหรอ ชาวต่างชาติตัวน้อย!? ฉันอยากให้คุณรู้ว่าฉันได้อันดับสูงสุดของชั้นเรียนในโปรแกรมการสอนภาษาอังกฤษออนไลน์ และฉันเคยมีส่วนร่วมในการบุกค้นร้านนวดสบู่ลับๆ หลายครั้ง และฉันมีลูกนอกสมรสที่ได้รับการยืนยันแล้วมากกว่าสามร้อยคน
Which one of you is heeming the GBP this week?
>>21874815Kek’d
>>21874815
>>21874816The government by having to remind they have a good grasp of the economy despite long term borrowing going up.
when is we getting another rate cuts
>5 fed speeches
So it’s closed
>>21874866yeah, for carter
>>21874866>>21874867So gay it's already closed all time anyway
>>21874852
>>21874849It’s those naughty bond vigilantes.
>another day with bitcoin printing red candleI'm all in cash and I love it. Yes I'm that anon who got stopped out several times off MSTR and other trades. Lost like 15% of account in December.
uhh I'm uninvertttttttting hnnnnnnngggg
>>21874883MICROSTRATEGY RUINED ME (lost all my november profits)FUCK SAYLORI had just sold on December 4th and accepted it I could have swung into TSLL and then into SKYT and then shorted TSLA, in my mind.
WHO LET THE YIELDS FALL? WHO WHO WHO WHO
>>21874883>cashSame, but have to decide is the downturn going to be allowed to happen or will they print.I bet we see a mini flash crash and then hyperinflation.
>>21874887>>21874883I went all in MSTZ the exact moment I saw this image. Why did you think btc was just going to charge past 100k with no pullback solely based on saylors ponzi?
>>21874906It's still up 30% since November, you fags need to be more patient.
>>21874906Bearish for bitcoin
>>21874914mstz is a daily leverage gamble, its not for the patient investor. Chop. Chop.
>>21874906>Why did you think btc was just going to charge past 100k with no pullbackCause bitcoin tends to have these retarded rallies where you don't get to buy pullback cause there ain't any. Pull up bitcoin chart, 6th February last year and stop at 4th March. Anons waiting for pullback which never came, completely missed that train.
Does anybody else in this thread hate niggers? I was driving to the office and one of them jumped out into the road right in front of my truck. I rolled down my window and shouted, "God damn it! Fucking nigger!" and kept driving.
>>21874934oh so because it pumped for a month straight and then had a pullback last time you thought that this time after it pumped for a month straight that it would just keep pumping?It's ok to just scalp a hundred bucks off a play, I'm not expecting btc to go to zero
>>21874934actually MSTZ was a shitty play, I'm barely at breakeven now. I'm making money with BITI selling ccs harvesting theta off the chop. Hedging those profits into IBIT
SELL IT ALL FOR JIMMY
>>21874953kek this will be the death knell for the 'conomy
>>21874936I too hate niggers
Fuck kikes Fuck niggersFuck janniesFuck trannies
I just discovered that I've got a huge hole in the ass of my favorite old comfy pair of sweatpants. I don't know how long it's been there. Pretty sure I've worn them to the grocery store at least a few times with a giant hole in the ass.
>>21874966If it was Walmart, then I doubt anyone noticed.
I cut my finger at work. sad. it's not serious though.
THE PRICE OF EGGS HIT AN ALL TIME HIGH! DAMN YOU BIDEN!!!!!
Buddy don’t look at the gold computer. I hate when the market is closed..
>>21874966Cant bring them to a tailor? The market's closed.
>>21874976who the fuck uses a tailor for sweatpants?
>>21874976I do wish I knew how to sew sometimes for occasions like this. Maybe I'll watch a Jewtube video about it
AGENTIC
so its closed so we cant get rich predicting all the companies going tits up from this fire
>>21874974Why isn't Blumpf doing something about this instead of starting wars with Mexico and Greenland?
>>21874988days like today are why I have a small crypto trading account, so I don't get stock trading withdrawal cravings and do something dumb like go to polymarket and bet on the dumbest shit I can find.
>>21874980Maybe they're really nice sweatpants. I've taken a bunch of cargos, hoodies, and jackets to a tailor to fix up. Way cheaper than getting new fast fashion slop
>>21874991damn, same
>>21874964Based.
bang bang bang....
Ding ding ding
>>21875006Woo, Toronto is openGet hyped
wait wtf my futures is moving
>>21875006what the fuck was that...
Guess I'll watch crypto
Jimmy Carter? Are you fuckin serious?
>>21875006Based
Awright! Who's ready for a nice long day of buying and selling and shitposting? I AM I AM
>>21874816Just imagining…
>>21875060He just like me fr
>>21875060Please tell me there is a higher res version of that guys face somewhere
>>21874502Fucking hell the 30 year really is at nearly 5%.
>>21874502Makes you wonder how much longer the US can sustain its debt with yields this high.
>>21875065So what, why would you even buy bonds at 5% when America is going to need to raise so much money for Trump's wars that you could just sit on your cash a few more months and lock in your bonds for 10%-15%?
>>21875070so you are saying KHC is going to $10?
>>21875067Just raise the debt ceiling like Trump wants. Ez pz
>>21875070Yeah I'm holding off buying more bonds until I see what he decides to do once he gets into office. It looks like large portions of market participants are feeling the same.
>>21875071No I'm saying we'll take Ottawa in 3 days.
>>21875074I don't think our military can take him
>>21875077Our military will just march into Canadia greeted with a hero's welcome. They'll just apologize profusely for being bad neighbors, and thank us for liberating them from their communist dictatorship.
>>21874502WTF is this shit unfucking itself?
wow, I think it’s happening
>>21875082This must be what Russia thought would happen if they marched into Ukraine
>>21875063If there is I can’t find it.
>>21875063Google clinton dennison
is the stock market computer broken
>>21875108we are celebrating a president dying
if only obungus had kicked his negroid boots markets would literally be closed because of a dead nigga
>>21875112Cute.
>>21875117One day we'll be able to post that "market's closed" image but unironically
What the fuck? It’s some nigger worship hopiday in the us?
>some old guy dying determines if I am able to make money or not for an entire day
>>21874815>proceeds to pull 5 grenades from his asshole
>>21875499Show some fucking respect. When your King's mother died I paid my respect. Even if she was a terrible leader and gave away all of your territories for fucking nothing.
Too bad the fire doesn't affect the Silicon Valley.
More like Jimmy Farter lol
>>21875512to be fair, I don't think the queen was expecting the country to lose the status of the banking capital of the worldor that the other politicians would open the floodgates for reverse colonization
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
Burn them all.
>>21874761What the fuck is this? You have to be nearly an athlete to be a firefighter in my city. The requirements are very strict to the point that many fit young men still fail, wind up being EMTs instead.
>>21875728In california, all you have to be is a faggot.
niggers n jews
>>21875728Diversity can't meet requirements so they dropped them.Plus, white men can think for themselves and didnt let the government give them a clot shot. So they literally fired the competent people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1bFr2SWP1I
>>21874759somebody is spending a little too much time on zero hedge
>>21875741I don't understand? What do you mean we shouldn't have sent all our equipment to the Ukraine, hired our firefighters based upon DEI quotas, secured water sources, and cleaned the forest with preventative maintenance so the fires wouldn't spread as easily?Look I might be a cynical asshole, but these fucking morons in Los Angeles are getting 0 sympathy from me. When this same shit happened in Malibu 6 years ago they learned absolutely nothing and probably just made the situation even worse.
Open the market Jerome
>>21875781OPEN THE GODDAMN MARKET
>>21874816i don't get this image, why are they making those facial expressions?
Appointment at the NEETbux bureau tomorrow, wish me luck.
>>21875781>>21875788
>>21875765is choosing to use prison slave labour to fight fires really considered a DEI policy?
>>21875832They made a good choice with a surly motherfucker like Powell.>Just shut the fucking door.
>>21875816Good luck fren
GUYS A YIELDS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSEUK bonds going to hit 5% first lmao
>>21875790Sex
So, I've lost about half of all my money making the worst trades in the world over the past year or so. Went from 85k down to 40k. It's pretty clear to me that I'm not meant for trading. Just wondering what any of you would do if you lost that much. Just take the loss and move on? I make minimum wage, it sucks to lose so much, but I don't see myself getting it back.
>>21875781Not until national day of mourning is over, you VILL feel sad about the peanut man
>>21875869just put it all in a weekly option to get it all back, they go +100% all the timeEZ(in all seriousness, stop.trading.options if you lost 50% in one of the largest bull years of all time then clearly you were trading options without knowing what you were doing, stick to stocks only)
>>21875874Nope, I lost it all trading stocks. I panic sold the first big loss, then kept chasing meme stocks and losing every time.
>>21875869Stop trading and just buy every dip.
>>21875880
>>21875886Yes.
>>21875886I saw a good one this morning to add to this>Yields are rising, but for the right reasons
>>21875867that can't be right...
>>21875869I lost 100k. Keep investing. Otherwise what hope do you have of ever even buying a house in Canada.
>>21876255Eh, I don't care about buying a house or anything. I don't spend money on anything other than rent and food. I guess I technically don't need the money I lost, it's just an absurd amount to have disappear.
>>21875869I'd learn my lesson and boggle 50% sp500 and 50% sp550 high divvy.
>>21876266>40k>absurd amountNo it's not, but taking a 50% loss sucks. Either keep trading or go into passive investments. It's only money. What you'll really hate is if you finally decide to invest passive only and then the sp500 crashes 50% from here.
>>21875869Switch to VOO, completely reevaluate my strategy and understanding of the market, and only trade with next year's IRA contributions.
No one gives a shit about Jimmy jobber carter
>>21876266Stop using leverage, options and all that shit. You're clearly too retarded for it. The same applies to day trading.Learn how to do profit taking.
you're laughingcelebrities are losing their houses, and you're laughing
>>21876308>My honest reaction the last 24 hours
>>21876250>The Art of doing nothing That’s how we crushed the USSR
>>21876308This is G_d's way of punishing them for being liberals.
>>21876308I stubbed my toe earlier so I think I can understand how hard it must be for them.
been a very rough day for my mom. she teared up during the funeral and she just found out her old hairdresser died.meanwhile i haven't played video games in 3 months or smoked pot in a week, and you all know how difficult the gambling climate has been. i'm not gonna lie my household has seen much better days. hoping for a turn.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oica5jG7FpU
U spotted at CES pioneering the future of ehentai games truly investing in the future
>>21876334I thought they're supposed to prop the body up on a stake during a stake funeral. I was really disappointed.
>>21876363no no everybody is supposed to get steakbut they couldn't do it because Carter was a chicken
globo eco terrorists demand to shut my Alberta energy industry down because emissions (heart of the industry in northern Alberta denoted by a light whiff of green)
>>21876250>Don't overstimulate economy>Let people work>Investment and productivity drive quality of life up, prices downGweilo always try to overcomplicate
>>21876392meanwhile...
>>21876395>>21876392fuck off, you Canadians keep fucking up my air every summer with your wildfires- Minnesotan
>>21875858Any single digit gilt yield is too low.https://tradingeconomics.com/pakistan/government-bond-yield
>>21876395SaarDelet this
>>21876398sorry our environmental globo eco terrorist government didn't want to clear up all the deadfall in the forests caused by fuck beetles because climate changehttps://albertaforestproducts.ca/the-mountain-pine-beetle/
YOU'RE OUT OF TOUCHI'M OUT OF TIME
hehehttps://youtu.be/ZEMamIITcGs?si=VMjMjs2V_qWD35Bb
>>21874906Crapcha kept failing but I just want to say I was IN MSTU and if I held to 220 like my plan I would have made a bunch of money. Instead I tried to swing trade, made some money, then gave all that money back in failed attempts to swing between november 21st and december.
If you see one of these on your coniferous trees you are to politely ask it to take a hike if that's not too much trouble thank you
>>21876383Oh maybe they do the steak part off camera, like when the President invites a foreign leader over for a steak dinner you never get to see them eating.
>>21876334>no gayming>no weedude broThis is actually the best outcome
>>21876334your mom teared up... for carter? He's been a piece of beef jerkey for like 20 years.
>>21876334ehh I feel ya>market sucks>too busy for games, get like 15 mins here and there>too tired and lazy from some sickness I have to cookshit sucks right now.
>>21876423sometimes i think about how cool it would be to show xi jinping my sword collection. (in a theoretical world where i collect all the swords i want and become emperor of america.)
>>21876334Boomers facing existential dread as they realize their parents' generation is disappearing.
>>21876462I think it would be cool to date the vtubers I watch in a theoretical world where I made good choices and invested in bitcoin when it was low instead of buying alcohol.
>>21876469damn
Ready for a red day tomorrow?
>>21876465Boomers realizing they’re entire life was a lie
>>21876469>cool to date the vtubersnice thought until you remember theyre all lazy and broken. Like they live in their own filth and can barely function.
>>21876493Jelly goes to university and wants to marry a rich man. Which I would be if I had bought bitcoin 10 years ago.
>>21876498Don't kid yourself, you'd probably blow it on rich people drugs and OD.
>>21876529I'm not a druggo.
figured i'd go to the gym because i was already near rock bottom. turns out i was very wrong and this tunnel can indeed get darkerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI
>>21876493They hated him because he told them the truth
Alright, power hour who you got?
>>21876489>they’re
>>21876556had to scroll up to see if you were being serious7/10 baited
>>21876556bitcoins still trading, not having a very good day though.
>>21876493As long as they don't cheat that's fine.
tried to wrestle with my dog, but he ate too much popcorn yesterday and he won't move for anythinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pDYeKiQyWk
>>21876587nice slop
>>21876589>wakes up in the middle of the night shrieking >”THE CLOCK ELVES AAAAA”>starts flinging shit at you from the dump she took and didn’t flush>grabs a knife and starts cutting herself>smashes the window and runs away>comes back two days later and sets your car on fire
>get a message on eBay>what's the lowest you'll go for this>$70>can you do $50
>>21876699ebay is absolute fucking cancer in the current year. Dealing with resale in general is also cancer.
>>21876597Yeah it's fine.
>>21876699Until you have haggled with a Walmart clerk and gotten a steep discount on an item you have never truly lived.
>>21876584>>21876556There are 2 BaSeD markets that still traded today. Annoyingly the mail didn't come today and I had something to send out.
>Markets tmorrow
British yields..
What's the yield implications for Californians? Will jpow set rates to zero to offset gods antisemitism?
>>21877113>Until you have haggled with a Walmart clerkYou can do this?
>>21877127Holywood is dead.
>>21876589You say that now but wait until youre dealing with one.
>Meta now accepts calling trannies mentally illBullish for meta stocks, holy shit this timeline
>>21873355Checked. Same bro I'm down with the sickness.
>>21877128NO!! Only third worlders do that. It wasn't WMT but I was at the grocery store and some Africans were over their budget, so they were arguing between themselves and the cashier to get the price down. I left after standing in line for 10 minutes (they took the self checkout kiosks out a month prior) and went hungry that night.
>>21873367>10 years older than meI hope you're like 7 years old or some shit, otherwise... Anon...
>>21877128Of course. Just not a teenage wagie. They can’t alter prices. Call out to a manager (they are hags) as they walk by and point out some issue with the product. Charisma is the only thing they understand. Basically my friend, who was broke, and I went to buy some Freon after fixing his car. There was only one can left and it was $12. I initially thought it was covered in rust so I was going to ask for a discount. Turns out it was somehow covered in spaghetti sauce. She didn’t know so she knocked it down to 6 or 7 dollars which was all my friend had. Worked out really nicely.
>>21874775>I guess I should out and collect some bottles and cans to recycle, receipts to scan,Respect the hustle.
>>21877127>gods
>>21877138>t. Have paid full price to Jews my entire life
>>21873367
>>21877131I don't want to politicize the tragedy facing southern California, but their leaders are fucking retarded. Like seriously, this wouldn't have happened had they just listened to Trump 6 years ago.
cool it
>>21877218>I don't want to politicize the tragedy facing southern CaliforniaI do. The democrats are fucking niggers and clowns.
>>21877149There's discount stores if you want to cheap out. Leave the good stores with quality goods for us richfags.
>>21877229they are cucked to europe. they let all that water out to the ocean to keep agriculture output low, which is what europe wants. makes some sense because hollywood is their main industry, pharmaceuticals is the biggest contributor to advertising revenue, and drugs are europes biggest export to the usa. same reason they are so big on climate because europe wants to keep their industrial edge. their traitorous ways are about to go out of vogue though.
>Yields still rising>https://youtu.be/62F4rAa-CK0?si=9ICcB6v5C68Up7gp
>>21877229niggers, clowns and children, don't forget they're fucking children and people of the same sex too!
>>21876699>selling old car>wrote 7500 firm on ad>jeet message comes in at 1am>sir i have 4000 cash i come tomorrow please
>>21877238>wmt>discount storekek. You are goy cattle. You haven’t truly lived. I did the impossible.
>BLACKROCK EXITS NET ZERO ALLIANCE FOR ASSET MANAGERSWhat did Larry Fink mean by this? Why did he do it lads?
>>21877251I swear this fucking cat always fills his glasses way too high.
>Jimmy carter funeral- Trump shakes hands with Mike Pence.- Obama does not shake Trump or Melania's hand - but shakes everyone else's hands.- Bush walks right past the Trump's, then slaps Obama in the stomach and shakes hands with everyone else.- Obama and Trump having lots of laughs.- The Clinton's walk in and ignore Bush, Obama and Trump.Bullish and bearish signs in plain sight here
>>21877269And they all went and did shots of adrenochrome together after.
>>21877251What's worse is this guy has an eBay store selling tons of the same type of shit. Like yeah nigger I'm going to sell it to you cheap so you can turn around and sell it for more.
Looks like this thread I made is going on forever.
>Chinatown movie trending on social media>Normies realize that water wars and water dumping bureaucratic corruption have been a thing for decades, even a century in CaliforniaI'm curious, what are some good stocks to invest when involved with water rights?
>>21877314California ag stocks if you think it won't change.
>>21877314Nestle would be the one I know offhand
bitcoin is sub $92k.
>>21877269lol
>>21877269is this real, did this happen?>>21873329>oreimo is now premium only on crunchyshitthe fuck?
>>21877333Bloody bitch benchods, why is btc redeeming needfuls ssaarrrss?
i want to marry girls but don't want to be divorce raped. i don't care if i get divorced i just love money and don't want to give a lot away for no reason.
>>21877385A prenuptial agreement, antenuptial agreement, or premarital agreement, is a written contract entered into by a couple before marriage or a civil union that enables them to select and control many of the legal rights they acquire upon marrying, and what happens when their marriage ends by death or divorce.
>>21877385You’ll be dead one day soon anyways
>>21877385Just live with them as if you were married.
>>21877400In the USA, certain states will consider you "common law married" and thus treat you legally if you are married under certain circumstances.
>>21877400you have to throw them out after a couple of years or else the state recognizes you as married without your consent
>Port Strike Averted As Longshoremen, USMX Reach Contract Agreement On AutomationNothing ever happens. Now those ports will lose productivity AND will have declining profits just like the west coast automated ports.
>>21877403>"common law married">>21877405>he state recognizes you as married??????????????????????????????????????????????????????This is so cucked... Fuck the state.
>>21877385Stay single and I will break a window of your car every night
>>21877410Yeah but robots can't go on strike and they can hire jeets
>>21877421True but I would argue that if the competency crisis is real(it is) and we get infinite Indians, those robots won't be able to have proper maintenance and even production lines for long.
>>21877333Seems good enough to load up some more. Need to put the year end bonus somewhere.
>Haven't had any scam callers in over a month>Got one today>Number is 910-370-7858>Yell and cuss out at pajeet with broken english over car insurance bullshit>Block numberBearish for AI stocks
pitbulls are such disgusting animals. people gaslit me my whole life about fur niggers being wholesome and look at these things. just lmao.
>>21877464Don't do that, they're going to redeem your voice and scam other people with it. If it is an unknown number I hold my nose and answer the phone so the AI can't imitate me.
>>2187742940k! Hell yeah
Are there devices to remotely disable wifi networks? like to grief a coffee shop or silly little things like that?
>>21877563>grief a coffee shopWhy would you do that?
>>21877573lulz duh
>>21877563its probably a felony
>>21877314https://etfdb.com/etf/PHO/#holdingsThere's also CWCO that's winding up for a spicy move this quarter or next.
>>21877314>>21877318It's a shame that the Blue Diamond Almond dudes are a private cooperative, they have 80% of worldwide almond production and 15% of Cali's water supply and no way to gamble on it.
>>21877580I mean they sell tvbgone to the public for essentially the same thing. I'm trying to disrupt an online ordering service at a restaurant no ddos
>>21877489They're really nice until they're not, then they're really not nice. For a dog groomer they're really fast and easy and you can charge a lot for them but there is that risk.
>>21877584> I'm trying to disrupt an online ordering serviceyea, felony.
the fire chief of los angeles being some DEI LGBTQBRAP roasty is pretty funny.
>>21877489i'm trying to come up with my plan for when i eventually start taking my kid out to parks and stuff, since feral subhumans just let their shitbulls run off leash wherever they pleasei'm thinking a taser will take care of a shitbull before it can kill
>>21877967drive to the most affluent county and their most affluent town & neighborhood. guaranteed to not have niggers. and there wont be nigger dogs eithers so thats a bonus
>>21877967I hate seeing those fucking things in public. They mostly just attack other dogs though so I wouldn't worry too much. Weapon like taser sounds like a safe plan though.
>>21877978yeah my friend has a massive alaskan malamute that got absolutely wrecked by a pitbull 1/4 of its sizegot me thinking that a toddler doesn't stand a chance
>>21877403happened to my dad twice. luckily though he was smart and he spent all his money on liquor before he could get financially screwed. in fact he was in debt either time when they closed the jaws on him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFC2Gwr2MYA
>>21877967a pitbull in attack mode can shrug of a 2x4 to the head, a tazer will do nothing. a trench knife to the heart would be you best bet.
>>21877978An older guy in my town got mauled to death last year by a shitbull because the two scumbag beaner owners were letting him run loose
>>21877994i thought about a knife but then i wondered if i want to be slashing with a big knife right by my child
>>21877991I drank, alone, to this song last week!
>>21877583Damn really? That sucks, I bet those fuckers make a FAT load of cash all the time.
>>21878002>2025>still no ayy waifus
>>21878000slashes won't stop them, you need a thin knife suitable to thrusting, basically a sharpened rail road spike, rondal or a bollacks dagger, aimed into the chest from the armpit.
>>21878231I was promised project blue beaners.
>>21877685It's really a felony? guess it's wire cutters then
Is it really worth it to invest in a shitload of divened yield stocks? I looked into agriculture stocks for California and quite a lot of them seem decent and affordable even.
>30-year government bond prices in the UKOmae wa mou shindeiru
>>21877403I think that’s what happened to that streamer named XQCthe legal battle seemed absolutely miserable>>21877991>happened to my dad twicedid he kick them out, and they tried to sue for half his shit?story please?worried about one of my hookers trying to pull this shit
>>21878251>the legal battle seemed absolutely miserable>Damn, why don't young men want to get married???
>>21877563try asking /g/I know there’s shit like that for cellphonesI heard there can be issues if two routers run on channels that are too close togetheror you could try SYN/ACK floods?you could also pull that man-in-the-middle shit, and just provide 50% drop rate with added latency like that one guy did to their neighbor’s kidwhy care though? is the cafe crowded? nobody will even notice if there’s nobody with their laptop out
>>21878246If a ticker doesn’t pay divvies it isn’t in my portfolio. Simple as
>>21878251giving a little too much info here but oh well. his first wife was from asia he met while he was in the service. they were happy while he lived over there but when he came back to america she wasn't so pleased. "why don't you have two jobs???" she asked him. anyways things got worse from there.the next one wasn't so much his fault, she just met a high level rosicrucian that blew her away with his esoteric knowledge of pyramids and astrology so dad really didn't stand a chance.
>>21878263got fired from a wage slave job that entirely relies on online toast doordash uber eats for business, if i can disrupt that everyonce in a while i'd get some sick satisfaction
>>21878273>>21878273>>21878273
>>21877584>trying to disrupt an online ordering serviceI think you’d have better luck DDoSing their API endpoints than trying to take out the router, which might not even shutdown the ordering.if their online ordering works with doordash or they’re some big company, that’s not going to work.you could try flooding them with bogus cash-on-delivery orders?what do you have against them tho? did they fire you or fuck up your order?
>>21877995damn that's crazy. honestly i think you can just shoot dead pitbulls off their leash in most cases. its a vicious dog off its leash so its a lawful target for lethal force i'd think.
>>21878275Did she just have a heart attack after that 'dance'? keklmao
>>21878280Fired me. It's petty i know. I think i'll just go the old school analog style. first a call to health department, then yelp bomb, then city plebbit food page then wire cutters.
