DSLs edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Options:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous>>21967012
>https://www.teamblind.com/post/Meta-genai-org-in-panic-mode-KccnF41nI will be loading up on tech puts
>>21968769>https://www.teamblind.com/post/Meta-genai-org-in-panic-mode-KccnF41nThe Chinese are crazy good at AI. I've been running Qwen 2.5 and it's good enough I haven't bothered with the new stuff like Deepseek.
>>21968762>imageWtf why? Why did you feel the need to choose some grotesque thing like that?
>>21968795Big lips are hot
>>21968762>No Canadian flag in the OPThere is still hope it seems.
>Trump just signed an executive order to release the JKF assassination files
I sold the rest of my UPRO today and I'm like 90% cash right now. So I can only assume SPY will probably hit $650 by next week
I painted myself into a financial corner this week by selling too many puts instead of my usual verticals.
I’m mulling over selling covered calls on BTU
TEAR MY PORT INTO PIECESIT'S JUST A PILE OF FECESCAN'T EVEN AFFORD SOME REESE'SAND MY BLOOD SUGAR DECREASES
>>21968871The market is rallying though, shouldn’t you be winning? Also just roll your position.
>>21968801That's crazy this is erotic for you. I always assumed this was just art kind of like what they were doing at the NYT for a while.
>>21968822I want to have sex with her holy cow.
>$GME, is asking people with TikTok installed on their iPhones to sell their phones at their storesWhat did they mean by this gmebros?
>>21968788R1 is a tier in its own, blows everything else out of the water. I do hear the qwen 32B r1 distilled is pretty good for a true local experience but I haven't tried it.
>>21968974>picI tried cooming with the model I used for code completion a bit. The first night was insane, I felt dizzy the whole next day. After that the novelty wore off pretty quick and I haven't done it for like a year. Knowing you can't actually have sex with your waifu kind of kills the experience.
i bought some trump meme coin.
>>21969347Yes that's the typical experince, image gen feels far more productive cause you get a bunch of images out of it rather than an empty 6 hours. I'll say that R1 feels better cause it can create a more compelling plot line and you don't have to guide it nearly as much.
>>21969347>VR kit>haptic feedback suit>fleshlight gimbal>AI video with 100% accuracyIt’s closer than you think
>>21968895Yeah they'll expire worthless tomorrow. I'm playing MSTR and don't want to roll them because I don't want to hold 90k bags. I usually $5 spreads
>>21968970They probably buy them for cheap and sell them at a decent markup. I bought the iPad pro I watch tickers with from them.
>>21969425>they'll expire worthless tomorrowDump confirmed
>>21969485Kek I'd be so fucked.
>The CEO of VIX, John Vix was arrested for indecent behaviour, he pulled hits pants down in an underground garage to get a blowjob from a junkie. Will VIX ever recover?
>>21968822spooky dubs
>>21968822>unsealed the JFK files but not the Epstein files
Big lips are disgusting, all forms of cosmetic surgery should be outlawed
>>21969678That's why I prefer naturally big lips, fake ones look terrible
idk whats gonna happen to crypto. $90-$110k is the new range? tempting to load up on some $BITU and $ETHU soon. i thought it was going to back to $60-$80k but im more bullish on it now and trump is still passing pro crypto bills.
>>21969678women who are all built 4 bibisi
>futures>https://youtu.be/AMT2RwFFs_g?si=16jP7zCKL-JXwEl_
next week im just going to start DCA into $BITU. i need to own way more crypto. at least $100k worth to start.
>>21969816Shill me, have $200k ready to buy
>market close friday>https://youtu.be/pcV9ceH4UvE?si=RjJhOkFl9XaHg8mK>https://youtu.be/CmkT8YU4jH8?si=nWX5isZU7yqBhr9r>https://youtu.be/CsZUGoa3JHc?si=Luim7WmLmYrVXwbp
>>21969844what for?
>>21969816Pull the trigger
>>21968762>>21968801>>21968970>>21969734Canadian baker here. Big lips are kinda strange but I'll try not to kinkshame. Giantess on the other hand, is a S tier fetish imo.
BA sharted AH. But today was a decent.
>Washington State Seeking To Legalize Homeless EncampmentsShort washington
>>21969875lol, we got a market vet herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNj6spCtUE0
>>21969922Too big.
>>21969977shit, maybe I might join you seattle bros
>>21969983o wait you're short puts? if so forget it. i meant the joke though.
>>21968822>the FBI/CIA have investigated these assassinations and found that all agents involved are clear of any wrongdoingI feel like all 3 will implicate some sort of DoD lead and that no one ever followed up on it.LMT, GD, RTX
>>21969977washington state is so empty. we could put all the homeless people there and nobody would notice until they started to smell from the moisture.
>>21970036supposedly the effects are limited to public property, so encampments aren't going to pass mustard on any of that bill gates farmland
>>21969922we don't deserve you. you make a big impact around here. baking for a thread like this is a tall order, but you definitely muster up.
historically strong market
>>21968762>>21968801>>21968970>>21969734bibisi suckin' lips
>>21969977kek bob ferguson wasting no time speedrunning worst wa gov of all time title (and boy does he have some competition)
>>21968762Fuck posting in a leaf bake.
>BREAKING: Japanese CPI overall nationwide actual 3.6% (forecast 3.4%, previous 2.9%)
>5090 benchmarks officially out>Gamers are not that excited>Temps just for founders edition looking pretty bad for a 25% performance over 4090This fucking 5000 series is going to be the GPU equivalent of the 13th and 14th Intel CPUs, I'm gonna short Nvidia a little kek
>>21969977also um actually they're called 'unhoused' here chud
>>21970172Imagine thinking NVDA's share price has any correlation to gamer sentiment. I will not buy calls, I will not buy puts, I'll keep holding what I have because nothing ever happens.
I was going to get an Asus oc Astral 5090 but since the fucking hotspot sensor was disabled in those benchmarks, I think I will just wait until 6000 series is out. I already have a 4090 asus rog strix OC anyway but that's still disappointing.>>21970157Are we going to see the Asian markets have a huge crash like last year? kek
>>21970172Gamers are no longer the target customer, its for AI slopinators.
just ordered 4 more mega totes so i can store more STUFFi love STUFF so much
>>21970172Thanks Steve
>>21970172I'm not using it to play the latest BlackRock-influenced slop. I'm using it to enhance my imagination (goon).
>judge blocks Trumps birthrate citizenship executive order>wikipedia immediately tries to scrub the evidence away that he's a fucking jeweverytime
>>21970209that would be a 10/10 if her breasts were bigger
>>21970215Why is Wikipedia trying to protect jews? Is the Wikipedia founder owner or whatever jewish itself?
>>21970215Stop noticing things.
>Costco strike happening soon>18,000 workers on strike starting Feb 1I will need to go buy a few of those $5 rotisserie chickens right now
>it's the 23rd and i haven't done anything yet this year
>>21970235>give your employees an average hourly wage over $30 and a minimum of $20>they still go on strikeungrateful animals
>>21970215there is no universe where the founders were like, yeah, though chinese tourists that gave birth here?, that is a fucking american citizenAnd I can't believe Arizona of all places is suing. Fucking retards.
>>21970256>thoughthat
>>21970215Uhhhh "it's just a religion" or "he was raised catholic" bros how do we respond?
>>21970256Someone can correct me but this isn't a thing anywhere. Same with no voter ID
>>21970235No way the workers bring the boom like that.
>>21970215>>21970256I think instead of birthright citizenship or both your parents being US citizen etc, it should be that you are a civilian until you serve in the military.Service guarantees citizenship, so to speak.
>>21970253>>21970235>>21970274>While Costco is known for paying its employees higher wages than its competitors, the union is accusing the company of not sharing its recent success with workers.“Costco claims to treat workers better than the competition, but right now, it’s failing to live up to that reputation,” Tom Erickson, director of the Teamsters Warehouse Division, said.>"From day one, we've told Costco that our members won't work a day past January 31 without a historic, industry-leading agreement. Costco's greedy executives have less than two weeks to do the right thing. If they refuse, they'll have no one to blame but themselves when our members go on strike," O'Brien added.>The 18,000 Teamsters union members who voted to authorize the strike account for 8% of Costco's mostly non-union employees.IT'S ONLY 8% LMFAO
>>21970301
ching chongs are really trying to rug pull the AI bull rune.
Trump wins>stocks go upTrump announces executive orders>stocks go up>Trump inaugurated>stocks go upTrump signs executive orders>stocks go upAt this point I honestly hope we do go full great depression. Too many people have it way too easy.
>>21970357It's on a MIT license, anyone can use or modify it as they wish even for commercial purposes. If AI is more than hype then it's bullish.
>>21970454i get that, but the valuation for AI companies just went from billions to free.
>>21970215who hurt you? why are you so wrathful? and aren't you living as a guest in a foreign land? you should soothe your troubled heart instead of stoking it. pains me to see you like this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7maJOI3QMu0
>>21970471We see jayrome next wednesday for rebuttable.
>EA stock down biglyYeah I'm thinking that the second video game market crash is slowly happening now
>>21970215Look up Arthur Fried and Shirley Temple
Its happening.The cartels are attacking Americans across the border. We're going to invade Mexico to save America!
whats it with girls and just sending "Hi"
>>21970491they want to fuck, but want you to initiate.
>>21970491https://nohello.net/en/ gm sar bob for the needful?
>>21970495nah its my toxic ex gf I uh, texted her bored while tripping on shrooms because I wanted to talk to someone
>>21970503her being your ex gf doesn't make that anon not right
>>21970503>toxic exyea she wants to fuck
What is the most boring thing nobody is talking about? Metals? Gun stocks?
>>21970514she might want me to come over because shes bored, she'll sweet talk me to load me up for the next humiliation ritual but I also can't be assed because I have psoriasis (or herpes) on my dick at the moment so I can't fuck. Leaning more towards Psoriasis since it doesn't itch and its more a dry red rash with next to no redness near the pustule bumps except where there is friction
>>21970615Try red light therapy on it. I did it for the psoriasis on my balls. Just spread eagle naked around the light. The biologics medicine sux.t. Psoriasis for 10 yrs
>>21970612Silver is dead and beyond all hope
>>21970612I have been talking about VZ, so skip the telecoms
>>21970612copper had some big players closing out yesterday but it's still probably pretty early to do a copper play. coca cola maybe? It's boring at least.
Cartels really are shooting, I think ICE will need to bump those deportation numbers up now>>21970639>Sirloin steak for 25 centsI would kill for those prices, holy shit
Some things never change
>>21970661I'm old jack
i love cleaning bros, so relaxingi think i could even do what rocker used to do, as long as it didn't involve toilets
>>21970661I'm impressed that company hasn't delisted yet. Dude's been at it for at least 3 years now.
>>21970652for real. just paid 22.99 jewish confetti's/lb for strips.
>>21970626In my case I know the cause of it, I have never really had this before. But I had a lingering ear infection (been feeling sick for weeks) that finally broke off and went rip roaring. The kind that gives me pain in my lower back etc. Drowning as my sinuses drain etc. When that happened my body went into overdrive fighting everything I think. Once the infection passes I imagine it should calm down some. For now moisturizing the area so it doesn't crack and then rubbing it with stridex pads to deal with the excess skin. getting old fucking sucks. Reason why I am sick is I got waxxed up earlobes that won't drain properly.
>>21970639Silver is sort of sleeping>>21970644Copper is an idea. I think SWBI may be under the radar, but I may be retarded
>futures
mister jeromeplease lower the ratesover
>>21970815What did he mean by this?
>>21970815DELETE THIS
>>21970827>he doesn't know
does anyone have the pic of marv riding a duck on Jerome's podium?
>>21970825they are going to do a surprise 25 bepis hike
>>21970847no but i have this
>>21970866
>>21970873to be fair it is over a year old. and to be fairer it looks more realistic than what you posted.
>>21970866>JPOW at davos 2025 characterized
>>21970866right is eerily similar to what chink ai said my baby will look like when older
>>21968762Americans are so gay. lol. Seriously. Front page. CNN.
if that post gets more (you)'s than my recent work i'm gonna be upset...going to the gym. remember to invest in yourself.
>>21970927>they r gay>uruguaypottery
>https://x.com/MoreBirths/status/1882591854858014722>Chile on par with South Korea for falling birth rates>Global population seemingly on the decline>Even China and India are quickly diving below replacement ratesBros, I feel uneasy. How do I invest in a declining human race?
>>21970944Semen collecting sites, artificial wombs, company run super villages raising thousands of these pseudo-artificial children in one huge facility. I think MicroStrategy could pull it off.
>>21970964>literal cum guzzler
Canadia needs America more than we need them. Let's tariff the hell out of them.
>>21971025What are they going to do? Put tariffs on our luxury soups? Just post the in store prices.
oh shit baggie's going deathcon 3 on the great white north
>>21971046Chinkleaf touched a gay nerve the other night
>>21971036>Put tariffs on our luxury soups?is there anything out there that isn't either salted to hell and back or tastes like water? Like a happy medium for soup.
>>21971053This was baggie the other night .He uploaded this and I saved it.
>>21971067I got a crab and corn chowder from Costco that was fucking delicious. Loaded with crab meat, creamy.
100% tariffs on canada
>>21971086Make it 200% tariffs until they win a Stanley Cup just to add insult.
>>21971076Why do you have gay porn on your computer?
gross i'm eating yogurt you fuck
>>21971104he's gay asit's why he's so concerned with women and the wall, because they're his competition
>Bagelstein vs chinkleafAh, the final battle of /smg/ autism begins.
>>21971085noted
>Trump says would rather not have to use tariffs on China>Trump says would rather not have to use tariffs on China. >Trump speaking in an interview with says he thinks can make a deal with China>Trump spoke with China's President Xi on Thursday.Oopsie, I lied again haha
>>21971130https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1b9rVQf3yoI'm fine with this though.
>>21970944Member when overpopulation was the big scary thing to stay up all night shitting your pants about?
>>21971104It’s you in that pic >>21971108Why shouldn’t I be concerned? Lmfao. Imagine seeing a girl and less than a month later, her looks changes in many many small ways that you cannot even describe but taken as a whole has a big change on her appearance.
XIAOMI BROS THIS IS IT! THIS IS THE TEN X OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>21971108You choose where to spend your dollars. And girls are products that you purchase with your time/money/emotions/drugs etc etc. why shouldn’t a man look at the technical specifications of a girl?
>>21971146Yep, I remember all of the fearmongering.Makes me wonder WHY countries keep on building and building more and more houses if there won't be enough people to move in the future? Might as well leave forests and mountain ranges alone.
>>21971130remember election day when you or some other german was like "yippee trump, we won" and i told them that he was gonna kick europe in the teeth? and they didn't believe me? haha, i do.trump is so based.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Cq175HNWu0
>>21971180It’s a historical fact that American allies always get fucked. USA is the real paper tiger since they are the ones always starting shit.
>>21971180best part is he's so beloved i didn't even have to vote for him. i just stayed home and drank tea all day november 5. didn't even have to fill out a ballot. my "last election" was years ago. i'm gonna pray he gets a 3rd term though.
>>21971180>>21971207very cute
>>21970235damn that's crazy. i gotta get some baked chicken next time im at the store.
>>21971180Yeah, it certainly was me, it was so real in your mind.
my trump meme coin investment is collapsing. oh well.
>>21971199Canucks deserve to get shit on, they kept Trudeau for so long and Mexico literally elected a .2% population jew
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH JAPAN IS NUKING THE MARKET
>>21970944Why be concerned? Eventually someone will get the idea to grow babies in tubes and I will have entire basement of Stacy child brides
>>21971258Salam Alleikhum
>>21971254?!?!?
Why didn't the market drop 5% after Japan raised rates?
>>21971285Everything is already priced in 38 years in advance
>>21971285BOJ >raise rateslol >>21971289
i hope it dips a lil at opening so i can buy some more
two nukes werent enough
Another thread, 0 alpha. No predictions or research. Just spam of shitty porn and unfunny shitposts.
Right as I was finally ready to sell, my account said that selling was restricted and to contact them. After being on hold for 50 minutes, it turns out to be a form not yet filled out. Okay, send it over. Doesn't download... Okay different computers. It's now day 2 waiting for confirmation while the gay little position I had been waiting months to get above purchase price to exercise just.. probably isn't there anymore. Haven't even looked. Nothing truly ever works out, does it?
>>21971330why don't you head on down to seeking alpha and the motley fool. I'm sure you'll be rolling in gains in no time.
>>21971330No one has moneyEveryone is scaredPassive investing to the maxPeople just vibing while the market sleeps at the wheel
>>21971330I apologize /smg/ was not of your liking. I just refunded your money.
>>21971336This wouldn’t have happened if you just used a good broker like Robinhood
>>21971330i've posted like 4 tickers this week! it's your fault for not being a diligent /smg/ reader! these posts i'm making here are testament to my soundness of mind and reasoning, and are crucial for board culture and so that my loyal followers know that they can trust my judgement in the future.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLKDEx3nVj4
>>21971353Its okay. The place used to be better. Luckily there are other place that have actual discussion about the market.>>21971376What tickers? I don't check often because 90% of the thread is shit?
>>21971384>he doesn't know about escalatoranon
>>21971384after you hurt me like that? not likely pal. tact demands i not say what i'm thinking, but replace one word in this song title.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imGaOIm5HOk
Yeah have fun..
Man. It’s just so hard scrolling. Like, I can only scroll for a minute or so. And archives? Who cares!
>>21971410that i can do!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAVdHJA4kUs
>>21971330ngl you sound like a lil bitch
>>21971449imagine walking into someone else's home, offering nothing, and demanding they serve you, while insulting their decorations. the nerve on that guy.
>researchthis guy retarded?
chink new years next weekwhat's your angle?
>>21971330>Another thread, 0 alpha. No predictions or researchmy nigga just get in there and swing some fucking contracts.
>>21971330It's Saturday bro chill the fuck out
>>21971492Post the full webm
>>21971345>People just vibing while the market sleeps at the wheelnice
>>21971330sorry but everyone who would discuss these things & post alpha has either made their money or grown up and moved onto something elsethe newer generations don't think to use the internet as a collaborative tool that way
Anon owes me stock picks.
>>21971498It's Thursday in the US
>>21971330I'm gradually selling down my margin position over the next month or so. I think there's a march pullback
>>21971330There's gonna be a huge stock market crash by February and March, so we are just having some shitposting fun before everything is massively fucked
>>21971498have any good dreams recently?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9DuLnd7Tqw
>>21971244Agreed. The border situation with Canada is far worse than most people, Canadian or American, seem to understand. The cartels have fully infiltrated the Canada Border Services Agency, it's how they're able to ship drugs/guns/stolen cars with impunity. With Trump declaring the drug cartels as terrorist organizations, it's only a matter of time before we invade Canada to crush them.The two helicopters Trudeau is flying do nothing when the top CBSA people are on the cartel's payroll.
>>21971492I'm tryna by to infiltrate China for a job right fucking now. But they keep playing. The amount of jobs I have interviewed that I am overqualified for is insane. I think I should stop going into interviews being cordial and just get assertive because the people interviewing me don't do a single damn bit of research so I should just bully them with facts and misrepresent them since they don't fact check anyways.
>>21971498>It's Saturday
>>21971360Absolutely correct. I hate it here in Cuckland.
>>21971534you are what you do. don't worry too much about job titles. be whatever you want.
>>21971527You telling me they offload in ports in British China and send tractor trailers of meth directly to California and philly?
>>21971548They offload the precursor chemicals, and cook them up to be sent south, tractor trailers and train cars.
>Berkshire Hathaway, $BKR.A, has invested in Nu Holdings, a Brazilian digital banking company that has its own cryptocurrency platform and supports the cryptocurrency market. Buffett’s company initially invested $500 million in a Series G funding round in 2021, followed by another $250 million, according to Nu.>In the 2018 annual shareholder meeting for Berkshire Hathaway, Buffett called the Bitcoin “probably rat poison squared.”>Berkshire Hathway increased its holdings in Nu from 0.1% in the fourth quarter that ended Dec. 31, 2022, to 0.4% in the third quarter of fiscal 2024I need to pay more attention to berkshire to make more money
>>21971534ni ne yingwen laoshi, du budui?
>>21971525In a world where air travel never went past blimps with propellers I was an elite soldier of the one world government doing hand to hand combat training on the beach when I spotted two nuke mushroom clouds off in the distance. Turns out it was a rogue alien ship blinking in and out of reality disabling our ships and attacking cities. We started to scramble to chase after it but the damn rooster next door woke me up. It was a great dream
>>21971545>Yeah we teach the highest level students in the world, our average ap score is 4.52No bitch you only have people take the AP test you expect to get a 5. Our district mandates teachers actively encourage all students to take the AP test.
>>21971538Every day is Saturday when you don't have a job
>>21971561or should that be "ni shi"?
>>21971561Honestly I would rather a Chinese person interview me then these retarded white talking heads. A dude was ranting at me about buying Bitcoin that it was the future for about 5 minutes while I was being cordial and expressing my admiration for Shenzhen
>>21971560>buttcorn is poison>buys buttcorn platformHis methods seem voodoo
>>21971565Was this a Primus joke?
>>21971534Do you know Chinese
Japan's inflation is at 3,6% yoy (after 2,9% previous month) and now they hike to 0,5%. During the Ukraine war their inflation went the highest in january 2023 with 4,3%. So their inflation was low (2,5-3,7%) when everybody else was exploding in 2022. And now their prices are 3,6% after this shit doesn't evne matter anymore? And they hike to 0,5%?
>>21971560>probably rat poison squared>CBDC: Hold my radioactive waste.Got to love the phenomenon of dealing with the lesser evil.
>>21971570I still need to find a Cantonese or hakka girl to teach me the curse phrase of "hoi sei la lei" which I always got the tone wrong but it's supposed to be "go die in a fire" or "drown yourself" essentially
>>21971583I don't know which duolingo lesson that one is yet.
>>21971579No, but these are all teaching jobs in English. CCP agents if you are stalking me I would be happy to train your student agents as well. I like money. And cunny
>>21971577Lmoao not intentionally but yes primus subliminally programmed me
>>21971562can't make any sense of that. you've stumped an expert. but that sounds terrific.>>21971563well, it sounds like you've chosen to be frustrated. i know how that feels. but i suggest checking your horoscope for guidance, drinking hot tea, and loving yourself more. i'll pray for you too.
>>21971592I dunno she was a cute chinky lass whose family fled Hong Kong and went back to Britain.
>>21971565Then get a job faggot.
I need to make a million dollars tomorrow. Shill me some plays
>>21971594>English teacher low hanging fruit. No wonder you can’t find a job
>>21971609Nah I'm not coming out of retirement unless it's like a really challenging really interesting heist and no niggers on the team
>>21971629Nah. International school. Instruction is in English but I would be teaching AP curriculum. Which is very easy to teach, as long as the students have caliber.
>>21971616The best I can do is aiming for a million dollars from ASTS in 5 years. I've got nothing for tomorrow. Try gay marrying someone with 2 million tonight and divorcing tomorrow.
>https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/the_americas/trudeau-wades-into-us-canada-ketchup-war-with-tariffs-on-heinz/2018/06/29/5440c392-7b23-11e8-ac4e-421ef7165923_story.htmlWell fucking great, I need to stock up on Costco chickens AND Heinz ketchup, FUCK
I just had one (1) slice of Oreo cheesecake from The Cheesecake Factory (one of America's top factories). I feel like I'm gonna pass out.
>>21971641>don’t need to know Chinese>teach English in EnglishYeah. Low hanging fruit. You bring nothing to the table except knowing English which is not impressive in its own right. You were just born English speaking. Basically English teachers are memes in Asia. You don’t actually have a marketable skill.
>>21971657The website says a slice has 1500 calories.
>>21971670Yes, I read that in the menu before ordering and somehow it didn't stop me.
>>21971670kek i predicted 1200. cheesecake factory is indulgent.
wtf i copped a local ban on /spee/ for saying that there are only two genders, which is the official position of the US government
>>21971673>>21971679A gallon of gasoline is about 31000 calories. so on density basis a 1500 calorie slice of cheesecake is pretty extreme for "food". I hope your getting sex out of this expenditure.
S&P may have hit a record today. $VOO did at least. if not today then tomorrow assuming its another green day.
>>21971667It's not a low hanging fruit more so I am late to the game and China is slowing down it's hiring to cover budgetary crisis from having 30 fucking assistant principals for a school of 2600
>>21971679i want to take japananon there someday when she is really hungry and cranky and watch her eat to contentment. i hope she will let me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHWOAUjnmjQ
>>21971657Cheesecake factory is whack.I prefer Junior's, their brownie explosion cheesecake is like crack cocaine
>>21971616Trump will give the money if you send him a video of you teabagging yourself.
>>21971534>I'm tryna by to infiltrate China for a job right fucking now. But they keep playing. The amount of jobs I have interviewed that I am overqualified for is insane. I think I should stop going into interviews being cordial and just get assertive because the people interviewing me don't do a single damn bit of research so I should just bully them with facts and misrepresent them since they don't fact check anyways.This gweilo seriously trying to sneak into china to get some sideways stank pussy on a teaching job for 300k YUAN a year TOPS. Nigga you can make 5x that working for Buccees in Missouri and try to slay some HAWK TUAH pussy without having to eat GUTTER OIL and DOG. The fuck is wrong with you RETARDS?
>>21971749Imagine having sex with white women Yuck
>>21971749sar recycled oil has not been used large scale in cooking since 2012 sar, it is very illegal sar. The central government does not approve of the dog eating and it is limited to one province sar.
kwab novax jokerbitch just abruptly retired after losing the first set tiebreaker in the aus open semifinalfuckin serbs
>>21971755I'm sure having sex with a "woman" with a pussy is "yucky" for an English speaker in thailand
>>21971749300k yuan a year + 5000-10000 yuan housing allowance would be more than I make in the USA teaching nignogs and formerly illegals
My PSLDX didn't change by even 1 cent today.Neato.
all this dessert talk is making he hungry for sweets… and it’s too late to get any
>>21971778you need some strategic reserves my man
>>21971764Sideways butthole ftwYou'll understand when you get a little older
>>21971770>300k yuan a year + 5000-10000 yuan housing allowance would be more than I make in the USA teaching nignogs and formerly illegalsHave you considered stopping babysitting NOGS and started baby sitting a CAR WASH for 1 MILLION yuan... And get this... YOU DONT HAVE TO EAT YOUR PET. And everyone speaks American and you can dump money into a 401k? You fucking retard just admit you want to stuff your hog into some podunk chink you fucking idiot.
>>21971749reddit seems to think you can go to china, teach english and get a middle class life working a 9-5 like it's 1950's america.>>21971789Bucees will work you harder than most chinese jobs, reason for the pay,
>>21971789American women refuse to have sex I'm sexual creature
>>21971793I've never seen a suicide net at Buccees. Just admit you don't care about finance and you only care about sideways pussy.
>>21971793Give me a cutie patootie lujan-lite (without the nigger loving and stripping) gf and I will sell my soil to the buc
The fuck is sideways pussy did zoomers coin this shit
>>21971799Bucees seems to have a disproving stance towards inter employee relationships though it is not explicitly banned. They would try and push you out.
>>21971804The Portuguese discovered sideways pussy in the 1600s retard
>>21971804haha, it's an old joke started on saturday night live, years ago an american spyplane was downed in china and there was a bit of a crisis and there was a skit about it (the spyplane incident) and it came up. the delivery was really funny and it was when snl was actually good.
>>21971804>The fuck is sideways pussy did zoomers coin this shitBoomer talk for some 'nam cooch, dont worry, you'll get it when you get drafted.
>>21971826>>21971828epin Xd
>>21971804>he's never had sideways pussyI pity the fool
Here’s your stock advice.
I'm watching Speed 2 Cruise Control
You're ready for $3400 gold and $150 oil, right?
>>21971910Why is Pat Gelsinger smiling like that
>Futures
>>21971834You're more than welcome to try your hand at fucking some 2nd world puss, but I'd highly recommend against it. But ditching the US job market for it? Really nigga?
>>21971910I'm ready to see rednecks descend from the hills with full arsenals if the price of eggs go up another 50 cents
>>21971928Bird culls are increasing. It's inevitable.
fatigue has finally caught up with me. when you don't smoke weed you realize how long the day really is. i actually gave my mom a lecture on sobriety today, just for some ironic fun. dunno where i'd be without /smg/, possibly dead. but my renewed health is definitely leaving me with more free time than i needed. gonna pray everyone's heart is filled with purpose and love, and a few special intentions. i'll see you guys tomorrow morning with a trading outlook, and i have a hypothesis to test as well, you'll find out more when i wake up. i can't talk about it yet, and that will make sense in the morning, but if i'm correct here, prepare for an explosive green day tomorrow that will shock and amaze you.
>>21971910The Saudis are cucks, so $5000 gold and $50 oil is more likely
>futures>https://youtu.be/A4BUf9ZCgnA?si=CCWg0L159NaAAUmz
>>21971954So you're saying that cuz Saudis need to sell at $90 to break even, they'll sell cheaper if another asset they hold is allowed to rise?
all in $MSTX
>>21971979yeah sure
In the event of a currency collapse, would they switch to trading in bitcoin instead? that seems most likely. or a similar fiat currency from an ally country. inflation doesn't matter because even in hyperinflation the stock market and corporations will survive which is all that matters. poor people will still be poor and rich will be richer is all. business as usual. like usual nothing ever happens even during muh hyperinflation.
>>21968769>>21968788oh thank god I pussied out of their interview.meta seems like such an absolute fucking hellhole
>Twitch shitshow update>https://x.com/GGoobere/status/1882228029390557387>https://x.com/TwitchSupport/status/1882148843636293887>https://x.com/zachbussey/status/1882087865171190222TLDR Twitch is so fucking broke now that they are intentionally fucking with streamers' ad revenue. Also rampant viewbotting everywhere that is further screwing over people innocent and Twitch claims that its 'hard to track and fix'(lmao bullshit).Man Amazon is already shutting down lgbt/black woke shit, seems like Twitch shutting down too is slowly becoming a reality kek.
>>21972118What an embarrassment. We could see some lawsuits coming.
>>21972118>twitch nonsensepost your AMZN call/put positions, you retarded niggermonkeyI’m sick of your retarded ass talking such a big game about this shit, and you probably have some tiny autistic $50 OTM option play
>>21972127As funny as it would be to see lawsuits against an already unprofitable company, it's slim chance.Streamers have zero balls and spine. Its the same reason why so many of them tried to shove the antisemitism saga under the rug, worried they'll be out of a job.
>>21972145Woah calm down. I only did $5000. $2500 puts, $2500 calls. That's it, not like I'm throwing away my house for a mere shitpost money grab.
>>21971804>dis niqqa aint ebin kno bout da sideways pussayyo nigga, I ben sayin fo months dat yall gotta b hittn that sideways pussay
>>21972150>only did $5000. $2500 puts, $2500 callswhat’s the expiration date on those?>shitpost money grabthat’s exactly it. that’s exactly what it is.it’s a retarded shitpost concept that you literally threw money at.“woah, Sam Altman said he likes cars. I bet the individual impact of his car purchases are going to drive ford computer up 666%, you guys!” - literally you
Speed 2 was an awful moobie and I don't know why Siskel and Ebert enjoyed it. I didn't even have fun watching it.
>>21972159June 2026 iirc
>>21972145Who cares, I want to laugh at news about twitch's downfall, and I'm not going to go searching through the twitters of twitchfaggots to find it myself.
Yurobros, is this our time, should we rotate into Yuro stocks?
Are we closing green today?
>>21972239Yes, clearly everything is still too cheap, buy buy buy!
>>21972221The problem is that when the inevitable crash/correction hits the US, yurostocks will dump right with it for some reason.
>>21972284When America gets the flu the rest of the world catches a cold.
There's a nigger in the stock exchange.
I'm going to show you where scoopsies sleeps in my next video.
Guess whaty, European VIX product are vulnerable to FX. I trimmed my position in half at 5% loss. I'll make it back on 5xSPY ETF
glad I bought some more Novo Nordisk at mid 2023 levels
>>21972388Novo Nordisk deez nutz
WHO KILLED THE FUTURES
>>21972347I guess it's when we sneeze.
>>21971657>going to a satanic restaurant
up too early. not great dreams either. they rarely are for me but it is what it is. the insane green candle at close yesterday and all 3 major indices above key levels is a big sign. the last 2 minutes of trade happen to be the most important and significant, very heavy volume, usually the heaviest of the day. this is where i have to diverge and offer a caveat, i posted an abba song at precisely that time, after a very long time of not doing so. this may have charmed and excited the market beyond its capacity to stay rational, and throughout the day i will be testing this theory. i am hesitant to do so now, as the market is doing good and it would be better to preserve this kind of thing for a bear market, but my curiosity is getting the best of me. anyways, still bullish small caps in a major way, for various paranoid reasons and also because i'm a hopeful person and i know that if they don't do well then it's just tptb painting the tape with their pocket money and drawing in suckers for the next big crash coinciding with a major negative event, and i want those troubling thoughts out of my mind. i know, groundbreaking analysis, but as another poster pointed out, /smg/ is free.weekly closes below 20k for the nasdaq, 6k for s&p, or 227 for the iwm etf would be a very bad signal. that said, if you're going to trade, i suggest being bullish, but i'm wary of the nasdaq and the s&p, with the nasdaq barely above 20k and the s&p just off ath, today could come with a shocking disappointment. i ask others NOT to post abba today. not that any of you ever have but let me conduct my experiments as i deem appropriate. thank you.
>>21972393Oh, sorry>zoooooooooom
>novo up 10%you bought, right?
let the chop be over, LET MY SMALL CAPS FREEEEEEE
>>21972393the refugees who are stabbing the children
>>21972450The child was moroccan. Or do you think he'd turned out to be like this guy?
>>21972455I mean in general... in my twitter feed the nazis (rich americans) are reposting all kinds of children stabbings. Makes me very angerly. Do you think voting AfD will be good for me financially?
>>21972459Ok, that's nice in my /pol feed I see people reposting all kinds of bombed children and babies in Gaza. And I can imagine same things to have happened in other places.I'm not sure. They'll probably not hold one promise, like Trump who spoke of 60% tariffs on china and now no tariffs. Imagine having given him your vote as a small company that thought they'd be able to compete with the chinese if he's in power, ahaha
>>21972466*I mean the people working at a small company and the owners, naturally. Not the company itself which can't vote.>inb4
why does ai give different results?tech the only one in same place.
>>21972466what is your problem with trump? You must be watching lots of german TV. For me who doesn't watch german brainwash TV it's quite hard to not like the guy at least a little bit. Just the way he always smiles is so admirable.
>>21972479No, this is mostly my source
I can't see a difference anymore between premarket and marketopen trading, basically the same now
>>21972486so what will you vote for next month?
>>21972492
>>21972497>he can't be honest about it on an anonymous imageboardsee that is probably still the only thing that would get me to vote for AfD. Just to neutralize your vote for the communists.
>>21972502I could not care less
>>21972518not true. without gibs you're literally gonna starve
Thank you for being a frenhttps://youtu.be/GWbz_mIAShM?si=APsGgchniLyMJtq7
>>21972532did you start approaching girls like I told you? fat piece of shit
>>21972537I'm married you disgusting brown turkish piece of shit!
>>21972459Not sure about that but if they won it would be fun for us to watch.
>>21972546yes that is another very good point
>>21972532https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awhyiBv-oQc
>>21972869https://youtu.be/kIq8jLj5TzU?si=MGMcRsVOYZH3v6Gq
>>21972537>>21972543You two should play nice. No reason why a Greek and a Mexican can’t be civil to each other in an online forum.
>>21972874>first they are frens then they marrySource:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pjFJ0HPt5g
>>21972881wrong source:https://youtu.be/M60FUPVtq9k?si=rIOO1rFXTcMXzooBI've watched so many of these I get them mixed up
>>21972874?
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>>21971330Get a load of this fucking faggot holy shit>>21971492I’m an import/export container trucking wagie when I’m not trading, dogeater new year is always a joy for us, because we have a surge in stock shipping to make up for the defect beforehand, then a goddamn ghost town slowdown, and then we get fucking slammed two weeks to the day afterwards, so Valentine’s Day this year. Right now we’re still in the people ordering extra shit for the gap phase, so I’m getting worked like a dog, but soon it’ll all be domestic/east coast/European shit for a couple weeks. Don’t wanna dox myself too hard but I also have it on pretty good authority that INTC is importing damn near zero chip production chemicals (hazmat) despite making moves to try and unfuck their company. I’ll definitely post here if that changes because it’ll mean I’m making like tens of thousands more money than I usually do
>>21972891amen my nigger. though I’ve grown to resent holidays and weekends in a way because the markets are closed. especially recently with cucky Carter closing the fucking market
>The Bank of Japan raised interest rates but the CEBR's Vicky Pryce told >@Reuters that the hike was partly to create space to cut them in the futurelmao
Ok I think I know where I made a mistake. Instead of speculating on VIX, I should be betting on VIX volatility with VVIX
>>21972912>I should have bought VVIX futuresah yes of course
>>21971330Alpha is a myth, no one has alpha, only temporary luck.
>>21972892>intcthat hurts me very deeply to read, but i appreciate what you've done all the same, and any more details about past or present dealings with that company are very relevant to me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd5ZLJWQmss
