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Kiss your homie edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Alternate Investmenting
https://brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-lego
https://www.tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htm
https://nerdacity.co.uk/blog/essential-tips-for-funko-pop-collecting-and-investing

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://bad-dragon.com

>Anons in trouble

https://www.crsgh.com/blog/object-stuck-in-your-rectum-why-prompt-medical-care-matters
https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-prevention

>For Jannies and /biz/
https://youtu.be/m8xJxPlmlxc?si=YHKbUk6rXNIxaptC [Embed] [Embed]

Previously on /smg/
>>22299756
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I wish anime girls were real
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I'm gonna be really annoyed if the dip is over by the time my paycheck arrives next week
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fake and gay
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why is the market pumping ON NO NEWS?
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>tfw the .50 call you bought yesterday becomes 1.70
We are so back baby
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>>22302580
There is news thoughbeit
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American companies probably made more money from the war in Ukraine than without. Think of oil companies and military equipment. How else would the US make money there and in Russia? McDonalds and Coca Cola?? And if Russia opens their markets/is open for US stuff again, will they buy it?
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TAKE ACTION OR STAY ON THE SIDELINE FOREVER!
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Okay, it can turn red again.
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>>22302594
This. I will have to wait till tomorrow.
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N
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Bear markets typically open up, and close down. Sell the open, buy the close. It's not rocket surgery.
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>>22302601
ews and jiggers
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nigvid bros

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Why can' they just let jewro bonds sell off already, who's even buying that shit
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Also, the CPI for cars might have been down this much, cause their sales were bad due to the weather (allegedly). Retaildata showed drastically less carsales in jan-feb, so prices could have been lowered to lure in buyers.
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my sell to close order didnt hit the tape. there is fuckery afoot
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>>22302619
>the public is not even facing the bull
lmao even. is this the power of ai slop
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>>22302580
Because we had record Put orders. Extreme shorting squeezes the market upwards.
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>>22302624
I also didn't ask it to have this spaghetti hair that looks like those chocolate sticks on some ice (don't know the name but I think there is one that looks like this)

Also, it's over Mumu.
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>>22302624
Its a sign..
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>>22302619
car sales are down because nobody wants to finance a fucking depreciating asset for 72 months at 15% interest.
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I'd like to remind you, TSLA is up 7%.
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>>22302580
You call this a pump lmao
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I'm up they see me I'm down
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Huh mumusisters ?
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>>22302569 (OP)
What is this fag shit?
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>>22302649
i think it's called anime, its weeb shit for low t man children who can't get laid
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>everyone is rotating into tech
this market can't make up its mind
it's not like the fundamentals of these companies magically changed the last few days
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>>22302648
Hope you enjoyed the short squeeze.
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>>22302653
>baggie is a jew
>hates anime
yeah that fits
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they really want NVDA to stay above $115 huh
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>>22302653
I only ironically endure anime around you guys to fit in here
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>>22302662
hey just cause i don't like anime doesn't mean i'm not into weeb shit. i play those jrpgs and richii mahjong too.
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The market just pumped and it's TSLA, yo this is so dumb, lmao
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No bang anon
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>>22302649
>>22302653
>>22302665
Anime is the filter.
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>>22302670
It's over...
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Nice, retaliatory tariffs from the leafs.
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thats it
im headed to the indoor track
safe trading mumus
safe trading bobos
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got a really good point to sell off for my calls
i can only pray someone does some fucking dumb ass shit and i get cheapsies again
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>prompt: enjoying the moment with you, total stock market death
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Wise or unwise to invest in European space stocks?
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>silver is over 33 dollars a ounce
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>>22302686
>Europeans
>Space
Nah they're to caught up trying to kill each other over lines on a map.
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>>22302675
Based, wish I could dillydally every day
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it's dumping again you fags really fell for the dead cat bounce
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REIT bros, did we get too cocky?
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>>22302709
You got the fell for it again award didn't you?
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>>22302665
Me too. I used to like Western cartoons but now I'm into anime because of /smg/
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As a fat fucking retard I could really use an indoor track. SOXL holder if that matters
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morning /smg/. feeling really bad today. didn't sleep enough and feeling very hurt and betrayed. at least my stock is up some. not nearly enough though. told you all inflation would beat i guess. at least now some healing can start, and i'm seeing things a lot clearer than before. wanting to hurt back but honestly wasted enough energy already here. wanting to say though there's nothing pathetic than prejudice and hatred, it's the refuge of weak and rotten souls, and most people that harbor it are duplicitous cowards anyways, airing it only when they are safe and in private, hiding their true self wherever they go, constant liars.
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>He didn't buy the bottom
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>>22302719
I did not buy the dip.
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>>22302718
You are so right about bigoted people. It is sad.
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>>22302723
this happened to me once!
>I showed her a picture of someone elses portfolio
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This VZ selloff is dumb. If we are going to do this the market better let me buy more at a completely retarded 7% yield.
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No one cared who I was until I sucked off a ladyboy
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>>22302725
Best ive had is a girl setting her boob on my hand that was holding onto the rail
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>>22302730
you've been back to biz haven't you?
once you go biz you realize it's more fun without all the gay faggot posters
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>>22302733
you mean it is more fun to post where there isn't the option to filter your flag
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Rocker were have you been this, pedophile that, suck autistic penis etc.
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>>22302580
pump has been cancelled. Resume the gore
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>>22302733
fuck you nigger turkroach and your gay thread splitting faggotry if you like biz so much you should stay there. This is financial advice.
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>>22302729
I was slightly perturbed when I had to sell all my VZ at $42 but now I feel other feeling
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>>22302740
wtf I thought you were in love with me, what changed? did you get beaten up by tiny little thai men again?
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mourning in america- for mumus
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>everytime nat gas goes up for one day the faggot poster posts about how you should have been in gas and you're gonna miss the move
>then gas goes down another 3 months and he disappears again
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>>22302740
I mean ladyboys
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>>22302730
I today was asking if you died from your pimples
>>22302019
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Nigger fucking coinbase
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30% cash deployed. Dont care if it tanks or pumps.
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>>22302748
This bitch has such a broken face. Almost like if a caricature drawing was the actual face.
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>>22302745
yeah bro when i was posting "furthermore germany must be destroyed" that was coming from a place of pure love don't kink shame me
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aaaand I'm back at biz, kys losers
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>>22302756
Bye, Adriana!
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How does put inflow affect market making?
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>>22302756
Why can't Germans take the heat and always retreat?
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>>22302749
never thought i'd see such a quality post from a german. I might kms myself tho the pimples aren't going away :(
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I got hooked by the initial dump
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>>22302762
If only you had a French flag when you posted this
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>google NVDA stock chart
>stock chart doesn't pull up
did someone kill themselves or something? it is green
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>>22302778
>Google NVDA stock chart
has there been a merger? didnt know thank u fren
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>>22302756
>my feew feews got hurt
Like I can't go to bant and know who you are based on your linguistics? Stupid europoor
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You thought I would let you escape crabtown so easily?
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>>22302785
no, I just google search the stocks I watch since I don't really trade and hold shit for months/years so there is no reason to open my broker. I meant google as a verb.
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>>22302793
You don't use TradingView?
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>>22302778
Google has fixed whatever was going on. The algorithm is working correctly for me now.
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i have a bad habit of accidentally buying 10 calls on thinkorswim when I mean to sell 1 call. Thank my retardation i did it on SATL
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>>22302797
I just use yahoo or investing.com if I want to put memelines on a chart for no reason
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Buttcoin computer is dumping again
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>>22302633
i'm above your dichotomic squabbling
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>>22302811
Checked
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Night night.
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It’s too nice today to work the 9-5
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for me, it's the egg mcmuffin
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>>22302786
>I can't go to bant
you already are on bant anon
based on your linguistics I can already tell you are not a very smart person.
Only a very smart person would be able to know who I am at biz
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>>22302827
Your English comprehension is dog shit m8
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>>22302569 (OP)
Japs don't have any concept of closets like that so this picture is beyond absurd
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>>22302823
>egg futures
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>>22302818
It’s 11am
>>22302821
I agree
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I posted PPI expectations. I questioned if a miss (lower than expected) could lead to a pump. CPI today showed a miss is not helping.
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>>22302841
Although lower PPI is good for companies, if it's lower than CPI. But they expect it to be higher than CPI.
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Boomer rock computer bros, we eating good tonight
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Just call me, The Bagholder Extraordinaire.

YEEEEEHAAAWWW!!!!
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>>22302829
Buddy I'm not your m8
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TSLA still above 5%, insane. People are selling off actual companies and keep this piece of shit, lmao
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>>22302869
What bags are you holding? Prove your bagholder qualifications
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>I pulled out the jammy, he thought it was a joke
>The trigger, I pulled - his face, the yolk
>Reached in his pocket, took all his cash
>Left my man standing with the egg mustache
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Amazing how the news isn’t talking about the price of eggs anymore >:O
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US rates are too restrictive. Fed behind the ball.
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>>22302896
Gotta make an omelette somehow
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OH ME GOD IT GOING TO BE AMOTHER 5% DOWN DAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>22302897
If rates are too restrictive, then why don't armpits have holes in them you can fuck? Checkmate Christfags.
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>>22302897
They always are
>no guys its just transitory inflation
>dont worry about the BRRRRRRR running 24/7 for a year
>money supply totally isnt inflation guys!
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MA'AM DO THE NEEDFUL PLEASE
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>>22302901
get a load of this virgin never fucked an armpit
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>>22302901
You can easily fuck a plappers armpit. Trust the science
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>>22302897
Cope. Inflation will accelerate again if they keep cutting.
>higher
>for
>longer
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>>22302896
eggs are so last year
it's all about the tesla chainsaw massacre now
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PMs firm
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looking to see if we get a V recovery this morning, euroshorts are out and active, ~75 minutes to euro close. wanting to trade some labu but wary of how badly they seem to want the market lower, also didn't have a good time yesterday even though i made some money. they often cover shorts when the dollar breaks an uptrend on the daily chart, see that it is about to do that right now, probably late because i wrote this post.
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>>22302900
Is there a genderbent Moriarty isekai out there or something?
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>>22302909
They are going to cut late under duress. Like always
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>>22302891
Based BB enjoyer
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>>22302900
>id jew
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>>22302919
As they should, no reason to increase money velocity right now. Give me a reason why jay should.
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First Majestic?
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niggiest of videos had a 4% gap up from yesterday
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>>22302896
>>22302899
Sorry she was hoarding all the eggz for herself.
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>>22302896
only when it makes orange man look bad
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>>22302927
We're entering a trade war, so if we devalue our currency, our exports will increase just as our imports decrease.
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>>22302916
illustration of what i'm talking about too, check out the reversal at 15:00 right when it looks like dxy gonna go into downtrend on the daily. looks like i'm late and might have missed it but this trade works A LOT for pretty much any chart in the first 3 hours, 2 hours when no daylight savings. dixie flip i call it.
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>>22302943
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>>22302941
He's not gonna do it.
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Hello my fellow niggers.
I see we are in the peak bear market. Every day higher pumps before weaker dumps.
From my secret sources I heard that Real Bear Market™ will be tried in two weeks.
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>>22302943
and when you don't get a V, it means shorts are holding overnight. if the market closes lower you can get a short-cover rally the next day, if not you're probly looking at a lower open. common trend in bear markets, tends to disappear in bull markets though. hoping more people can start exploiting this so the practice can end.
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>chronotrigger is 30 years old
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>>22302953
Based economic fox poster.
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your favourite stocks are on sale today, how wonderful
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>>22302941
this is only acceptable if the yen increases in value
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Are people really forgetting these next 2 weeks have a bunch of options expiry AND FOMC is next week? AND B L O O D M O O N?
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>>22302962
my favorite stocks are up 25% today nigger
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>>22302956
I downloaded and it on android, and did a play through on my phone last year, still holds up really well.
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So assuming we enter a deflationary spiral so everyone can reassume monetizing debt at 0% fed rate. Where do we go from there? Won't that just lead back to an overheating economy? Or is that actually the plan to deflate away the previous debt?
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too nervous, tired, frustrated though right now, even though i think there might be opportunity this morning. just gonna go back to bed. gotta go out later anyways. wanting a sincere apology and radical change of heart but i fear there's zero chance of that. learning from this though.
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It's Joever
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I still haven't played Chrono Trigger
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>>22302998
i've never seen Shrek
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>>22302998
I still haven't beaten crono cross, the first time I got covid I downloaded it onto my switch, but I only made it to what I can only assume was the half way point.
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>>22302998
to be fair, if you came into rpg's when random encounters stopped being a thing, AI companions started being a thing, and you are one of those people who needs everything voice acted (vomits), then there is a good chance you wouldn't enjoy it.
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>>22303048
lies, Rocker posts in this thread all the time.
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>>22302965
Reversal would probably cause most pain.
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>>22303058
That sounds very painful...
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>>22303055
Nah, my first RPGs were Dragon Warrior and FF on the NES. Somehow never got around to playing CT despite playing just about every other Square RPG from that general time period. I don't know why I've never played it.
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>>22303048
I’ve never seen Tropic Thunder
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>>22303058
>unchecked mental illness
>fake complements from peer group
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>>22303055
what the fuck i knew video games sucked now but what the fuck
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>>22303070
>now
I see you never played Star Ocean til the end of time on the PS2
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10 yr…
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>>22303070
The last modern RPG I tried very briefly, one of the newer FF games I think, it felt like all the battles autoplayed themselves. Fuck that shit.
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>>22303076
I blame niggers.
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>>22303076
I blame women
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>Walshart is down 2% again
These bags are getting heavy
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>>22303089
correct. and that's all media.
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>Double Bottom
Yep it's over. Sorry Bobo.

https://suno.com/song/5dc7684b-c9a6-4b98-bd05-b04c914335d3?sh=dXYCebIjX7JKjCcn

Bobo you're such a dumb bear~
Market going green~
All your puts turn to air~
Just buy some VOO~
Can't you see!

Say goodbye to that fear~
Market has no tears~
VOO and VT~
Even triple Q~
You're not even beating~
Inflation leaving you blue~
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Next globohomo lockdown I'll redownload D2 and won't go out into the sun until I find something like this
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>>22303096
Damn shame what happened to Diablo and Blizzard in general
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congratulations everyone

we survived The Big One
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>>22303099
WE DID IT REDDIT
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>>22303096
I remember using a hex editor and trolling the d2 hardcore duel rooms back in the day.
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>>22303095
Oh fuck off
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>>22303099
no no no no no no
we need to keep going down
FEAR UNCERTAINTY DOUBT
PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC
>this is just a lower high
correct anon
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While we wait for the market to do something, who is your favorite Hololive?
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>>22303105
>>22303106
My bad it triple bottomed actually.
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>>22303107
my favorite hebrew is Lot that lucky fucker
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>>22303107
betty by far
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my favorite stock is now up 30% today and basically you are all big dummies
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>>22303117
there's a fucking boys in the ass etf?
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Market back to uptrend now.

See you at the next crisis guys, and based indexfund-chan poster.
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>>22303110
G_d takes care of his wife for him so he can fuck his daughters. What a guy.
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>>22303119
that could be what SATL does for all I know I have no idea
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what is this V shit...
WE ARE CRASHING REMEMBER??????
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>>22302998
i liked ff6 better
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What SPY call to sell today?
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news?
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i NEED to FUCK a DOLPHIN
new life goal
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>>22303141
their buttholes are water tight, but the dolphin would probably drown you for trying. so I say go for it.
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>>22303129
Sorry we triple bottomed back to SPY 700 we go.
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>>22303148
you are a triple bottom
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Why the fake recovery?
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>>22303141
are you in Pattaya?
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>>22303145
obviously i would fuck the dolphin in a kiddie pool
the dolhpin would be of the age of consent of course because I respect women
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>>22303152
Geeze you are acting likenthe Generational Bottom.
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>>22303148
>>22303152
That means you take 3 dicks in your butthole at the same time. It doesn't get much gayer than that.
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>>22303153
It was a fake crash.
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>>22303155
No
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>>22303159
Calm down you cock connisouer we know you have the cock bottoming record of 9 at once.

I'm not even sure how that is possible.
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>>22303159
The only thing gayer would be this thread
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>>22303129
>eh vent short?
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>>22303165
then no dolphin fuck for you!
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>>22303166
nigger faggot
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>>22303172
oh shit i literally just bought a plane ticket i didn't know they had dolphins there see you losers later i'm going to fuck dolphin pussy
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I'm back from the kitchen.
I see I'm just in time for the mid-day's peak.
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>>22303178
Make sure you wear a rubber, the last thing you want is to catch dolphin aids.
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Me during the sell off
>hmmm… maybe trump is doing the right thing and “frontloading the pain”
Me now
>nope. Just institutional investors dumping so they can slurp cheapies

Fuck this bullshit. We either crash the economy now or we set ourselves up for 15% interest rates in the future.
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>>22303191
I thought you were logging off /smg/ and never coming back baggler
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question for you all, when was the last time you touched a woman? anyways headed to steak 'n' shake. will post toilet pics later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE [Embed]
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>>22303197
>or we set ourselves up for 15% interest rates in the future.
Take the Volckerpill.
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>>22303199
you must have missed my post >>22302452
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>>22303200
This morning.
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>>22303178
>a plane ticket
to Bangkok? Where are you? there are only three degenerate places in Thailand: Bangkok, Pattaya or Patong. You a Patong nigger?
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>>22303200
women have cooties, are you trying to convince innocent anons to catch cooties?
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>>22303200
I have never felt the warmth of a woman.
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What a day, huh?
>captain it's only noon
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>>22303200
this guy's trying to start a fucking cootie pandemic
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>>22303219
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>>22303218
I hope one day you'll get to experience an XX female sitting on your face, just bee yourself bro :)
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top: sold
coffee: made
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>>22303245
its not what its all cracked out to be.
missionary is better.
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>>22303249
coffee: drank
pants: shidded
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>>22303256
Yeah, but it's like taking a huge bong rip of the intoxicating stank.
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>>22303259
it's a smelly sort of smell
and it smells smelly
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>>22303262
Based Ween enjoyer.
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Dead thread, dead market
>>22303258
Based
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>>22303245
based
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Tomorrow is going to be so red.
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>>22303256
>its not what its all cracked out to be.
yes it is
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>>22303386
wouldn't expect anything less from a dutch
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Please stop posting disgusting slant eyed women please
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>>22303386
It's good, but not as good as a putting your penis in a vagene.
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I'm much happier when US stocks are crashing. I hate americans like you wouldn't believe.
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>>22303396
Hey fuck you buddy!
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>not trading commodities
why do you hate yourselves?
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>>22303402
Your country is ripping off the entire world with the US dollar.
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>>22303394
why not both?
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>>22303419
By devaluing our currency?
Suck my star spangled cock.
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>>22303392
based
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>>22303468
I've done that a couple times, it's not as great as you'd think it is. The way to really enjoy it is to just give one chick all the attention and cuck the shit out of other one.
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>>22303470
>star spangled cock.
anon, thats called an std.
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>>22303479
Freedom ain't free
condoms are a librul conspiracy
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>>22303474
>>22303468
>>22303392
>>22303386
>>22303245
Sex with women regardless of race as long as they are hot.
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back from the indoor track. i walked for an hour, did 5 sets of 15 pushups, planks, bicycle leg lifts, and squats, then ran 5 miles in 38 mins. made a new friend, a 72 year old named jeff who runs in jeans and holds hand squeeze springy things while he runs. and my portfolio is green and i have a big glass of chocolate milk. good day today
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>>22303141
Dolphins are pretty rapey. More than likely they'll be the ones fucking you m8
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>>22303497
>runs in jeans
G-d bless Jeff
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>>22303504
that seems to be a somewhat normal occurrence with boomers at the track. there is another guy who walks in jean shorts. and i know those are his "workout" shorts because its 20 degrees outside. jeff actually runs pretty good for being 72 years old and in jean pants. but i dont understand why he chooses to wear the jeans. he seems like an avid runner
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>Larry Fink of BlackRock, $BLK, has said that investors should "buy the dip."

BOTTOM SIGNAL EVERYONE BUY
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>>22303476
>oy vey you can't just fuck two chicks at the same time
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>>22303516
Jeff is self conscious about his varicose veins and is on a fixed income. He makes due with what he has.
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>>22303527
Unironically how do you even fuck a woman with an ass this big. Even a 12 incher couldn't dig through all that.
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>>22303529
i mean he could just wear some walmart sweatpants like the rest of us. in fact the $10 walmart brand is my preferred sweatpant
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Loud sex with Chinese women
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My sources are indicating to me that a preventative strike on Iran's nuclear facilities is imminent.
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>>22303527
>Larry Fink of BlackRock, $BLK, has said that investors should "buy the dip."
He said to buy the dip right at this point. Was he doing us a favor or was this a trick?
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>>22303535
For me, I would spread her cheeks wide open like moses parting the red sea, then slide right down until my pelvis and dick are right up the asshole and then let the giant fatass mounds swallow me up side to side
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had a really terrible and painful dream, about my parents fighting. i'd go into it but it was so awful and fortunately none of it was true, but it did teach me a lesson about cruel and dishonest women. see we did get that V recovery i was talking about, very good news. now let us see if we can go higher. thinking we can. might have missed some money but not sure i had the courage to take the trade to begin with, and i was so tired i would have paid a lot for more rest, and the lesson i learned from my vision was invaluable.
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>>22303541
>giving money to big globohomo corporations
Don't be like you, be like Jeff
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>>22303551
Well if the Market kept tanking they'd owe a fuck ton of money to shorts. Also Blackrock is playing ball because the Government can really fuck them if they want to.
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>>22303550
God bless America and Raytheon stock.
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I posted on /biz/. Pedo posters forced my hand.
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>>22303392
I lost my virginity to a woman who looked like that and nobody else has ever compared
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>>22303562
No...
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>Norway
Aaand… nothing of value was lost.
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>>22303564
i lost my virginity to a girl who looked like marilyn monroe in the face, but she was 4'11'' and stacked with perfect boobs, way bigger and better than those. she was doped up on benzos at the time, she had taken them, and she said "rape me," i was a tender-hearted teen that had no idea of the twisted mind of women but i got rock hard, came 3x all over her back, she told me to put my finger in her butt and i did, it was actually kinda disturbing because she was so tight i could feel myself through such a thin layer of skin. later on she told me she couldn't remember any of it and it made me sad, but now i'm kinda messed up enough it's pretty hot. later that evening she had sex with me again but all tender and nice how i really wanted, and she acted like that was how i lost my virginity, she was totally insane but i was a fool with love.
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um mumus? vibe check?
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>everything recovering but walshart
FUCK
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>>22303575
I lost my virginity to a woman with down syndrome... I wanted my first time to be special.
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>>22303527
>buy my bags goyim
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>>22303590
first times are special i guess. mine messed me up forever but i realize some people would kill for a memory like that. that's not even my go-to memory, i only even shared that one though because i'm feeling cruel and i regret it now. i actually swore an oath to the girl never to talk about what we did in the bedroom together. i guess i've broken that now. anyways i'm not sure that's true baggie but i did have a laugh.
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This is the gayest and fakest ive seen the market in a while
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>>22303608
if the dump is fake and gay, and the subsequent pumps are fake and gay.. what's real?
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>>22303606
Ok you got me, I made that up, she didn't have down syndrome, but she was still a fucking retard.
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Red close?
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>>22303608
>noon tampers off from noon in resistance
another green day tomorrow
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>>22303606
My first time was on a golf course on top of a black garbage bag and she was on top. It could be worse
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>>22303618
only cash is real, even cryptofags know that, that's why they pay each other in stablecoins worth $1 each
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recession cancelled
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>>22303641
Stable coins are unironically more liquid than usd in the crypto world. That’s partly why the OCC wants to develop them more so that the usd can keep saturating the world with better ease of use.
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>>22303647
>5 days until I DCA
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Oilbros we're back!
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I know a lot of people are going to talk about how tariffs played a key role in causing the great depression, but this was a topic Milton Friedman explored and he concluded that it was the fault of poor monetary policy from the FED, which Ben Bernanke later corroborated. Also these tariffs, while extremely gay, are barely anything in comparison to historical tariff rates.

tldr; buy and hold
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>>22303667
Then explain this shit:
https://www.atlantafed.org/cqer/research/gdpnow
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>>22303667
Two things this world needs is more first amendment and more tariffs.
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>>22303672
Dog-E cuts my dude.
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>>22303647
>Trump anxiety

These are some over dramatic bitches man, where was this hysteria when that pedo zombie Biden had TWO quarters of negative GDP?
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>>22303674
we need more justice before more freedom of speech. there's too much stuff i wanna say that is legal but i'd be killed for saying it. but otherwise right on.
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>>22303618
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>>22303667
The tariff argument was always pushed by two types of people
Redditors
My professors who embraced either bretton-woods, Washington consensus, or hyperglobalization.
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>>22303691
Tariffs=bad argument* sorry
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>got a big chunk of rhm at ~250
>sold below 500
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Is the great market crash of march 2025 over?
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>>22303684
we wouldn't have crime and need justice if they just had higher tariffs on slaves back when all our problems began.
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>>22303672

I looked into that, it's just a prediction and the way the data comes out at different times is messing up the model because companies are importing inventory in anticipation of tariffs and inventory data lags import data.

Should have all the data needed when real Q1 figures are released.
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I bought the dip (on puts)
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>>22303550
If that's what is needed for the simultaneous dump of SP500 and US dollar to continue, so be it.
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>>22303697
Probs
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>>22303722
I bought a EXPY 3/28 TQQQ $53 put for 1.03. I expect 250% returns
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>>22303727
I will be happy if I have no loss, because I'm a retard who went all in.
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>>22303722
ok, sold for nice 500 euro profit (and yes, I bought just before this fake and gay rally started)
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>>22303734
I was down 4k euro at some point and felt nothing. I suppose my training is complete
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>>22303737
try being down 400k and feeling nothing
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>>22303738
yeah... what a shame that I don't have $600k, I would definitely try it.
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>>22303741
wouldnt recommend it. but this did happen the next day after AMD reported earnings and pumped all the semis
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>>22303750
nice, I'm too paper handed to hold leverage overnight. Congrats on trade though. Do you still trade or did you decide that this is enough?
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>>22303221
who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker
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>>22303753
im still trading but i opened a 2nd account to separate my long term investments from my short term trades. my trading account is 25% of total portfolio and i try not to buy 1000 lots anymore but sometimes shit happens
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keep shorting $TSLA patriots we almost defeated the nazis!!!!! just 2 more weeks!
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>>22303763
based canada dry enjoyers
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>>22303763
>i want off mr tesla's wild ride!
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>Why I am leaving /smg/
>>22303765 →
>>22303765 →
>>22303765 →
>>22303765 →
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>>22303761
After such trade I would probbaly retire with bonds and gamble on the side for fun hehe
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>>22303764
fuck that Canadian shit, we're only drinking schweppes in my house now
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>>22303761
>2nd account to separate my long term investments from my short term trades
I should probably spin up my vanguard account and do this
right now I'm just stacking as much cash as possible in my active trading account but $dxy is dying and I've been too pussy to trade for months so it's not really working out
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>>22303772
can't handle Bundy can ya m8
need ya little piss water do ya
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This dip can’t be over. I’m not a millionaire yet. The market owes me a fortune and I mean to collect.
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>>22303772
based baggie, fuck leafs and their drinks
>>22303768
>retire with bonds
the way i see it you need at least $2M in bonds to retire comfortably assuming a nice round 4% annual return. thats $80k in interest per year. my goal is to get to $4M before i consider doing that. my allocation of the $4M would be
>$2M in bonds
>$1.5M in poop and pee 500
>$500k trading account
im 34 years old and my goal is to reach $4M by 40 God willing
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>>22303773
my dilemma is that i should probably move my long term assets to another broker because i am a madman and will just do a same day transfer of the shares over to my trading account if i need extra margin. moving the investing account to another broker would stop me from doing that. but i negotiated my fees down with my current broker and part of that agreement is the fact i keep a certain amount of money with them and i dont want to lose my half price trading fees
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>>22304097
>my goal is to reach $4M
what will you do with that? Retire early?
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>>22304389
Two dudes at the same time
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>>22304407
Just drop your pants in a gay club bathroom.
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>>22304412
AIDS is expensive
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>>22304097
>$2M in bonds to retire comfortably assuming a nice round 4% annual return. thats $80k in interest per year.
That doesn't even work because of inflation. Yeah you'd get $80k a year but 20 years later you'll need twice as much money. So when you calculate this you have to subtract inflation from bond yield because your money needs to grow with inflation, if it stays the same and you take all the interest it effectively melts away.
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Why did the faggot Ding poster leave for /biz/
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>>22304466
He got a job. Leaving for biz is neither here nor there.
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Wow, so everyone really did go back to /biz/. We had something great here so of course it had to be ruined eventually.
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>>22304496
Bunch of losers. Bunch of traitors.
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>>22304496
>>22304551
I told you guys that the fetish spammers would kill /bant/smg/ and you called me a concern troll. Fucking retards.
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>>22304559
I blame the thread splitters, this was the worst part because it actually got in the way of posting
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>>22304496
Who cares? /bant/ is more comfy
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>>22304559
No, fuck you. As >>22304563 says, we were fine until a bunch of you decided the OP image was suddenly important and threw a tantrum and made a dozen threads to somehow punish the usual OP makers. That was actually annoying.
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>>22304609
The thread splitting is by and large the work of one man. Scoops, done with the blessing of the bant jannies in an effort to force us to go back.
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>>22304609
>>22304618
Thread splitting is based because it makes the market go down.
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>>22304618
>in an effort to force us to go back

FFS we don't want you pedos back. Stay right here in your containment thread.
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>get a car part replaced
>literally the cheapest without buying literal chinkshit that is basically free but breaks immediately
>immediate responses from elite mechanic neets on 4chan telling me I got ripped off
Crazy how everyone here is a mechanic huh.
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>>22304779
I actually was a mechanic. Finally got tired of all the customers scams. People actually think you plug in an obd2 reader and get a full diagnosis these days. I don’t even own a car anymore. Don’t want anything to do with them.
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>>22304609
It wasn't the OP images (though those didn't help). These threads are choked with incomprehensibly degenerate AI shit. /smg/ was only ever worth anything as a sentiment farm. Sex-havers and wagies have been bleeding away since the summer.
tl;dr /bant/ won.
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Thoughts anons? Is Orange Man really going to crash this plane 20% to destroy the debt? Are you going to pull out or stay in?
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>>22304999
nope
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>>22304999
This 4d chess narrative is worse than Q posting.
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>>22304881
I just get tired of all the dudes who are like "I make 200k at google, steal oil from autozone and do everything myself", fucking larpers.
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looking to YANG if hang seng breaks lower trendline, not that i put too much into TA.
want gold at 3050 to short, that would be a good "ATH GOLD ABOVE 3000 REEEEEE" headline to get everyone extra long (they're already very long)
yen is probably about to get nutty
buying quantum scamstock puts
TSLA is your bounce play (it's not the bounce yet imo, too many trapped longs and bottompickers. might have to retest 20,000 just because it's 20,000)
>>22304496
>jan 20
>bitcoin top
lel
>>22304999
trips confirm
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Austrian hard money bros, we eatin good tonight
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why is tmsc not a very good investment? they're critical infrastructure, but it seems like a waste to invest in them.
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>>22305128
Retail aint moving the gold price all the way up. The central banks probably aren’t looking to sell anytime soon either while they lower rates. They are hedging their own currencies and usd devaluation, and that train aint stopping
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God damn it my alert didn't go off yesterday to buy intel at it's low and now it's going to rip
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>>22305177
still time to buy fren.
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>>22305199
Yes, but I've missed the precious satisfaction of buying at a low I knew would be the low and watching it grow from there. A rare delicacy for me.
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>>22305176
Although I could see them coordinating a global dump with the BIS because if spot gets absurd, people lose faith in paper. But this is quasi wartime footing and I don’t know if there’s enough cooperation for a coordinated dump
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>>22305176
they sure help and sentiment is wild, hearing add gold to 401k ads on the radio AGAIN (three years of this). central bank buying is priced in at this point, they would have to accelerate (very well could). also china/india demand is taken for granted. commercial banks could dump like 08. ultimately financial repression is guaranteed but there's plenty of longs to be squeezed along the way, gold is a speculative asset not a hedge. a quasi-hedge at best.
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>>22305216
the people who hold the most gold coordinating to fix purity standards lower so spot falls? is that the idea?
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>>22305258
Look into what the BIS did in I think 2010 or 2011 in what looked to be a parabolic gold run rightfully so during a loss of faith crisis. I think gata.org has a write up. It was very secretive but it looked like they rigged a coordinated dump with central w
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>>22305237
Gold has been the best hedge since man need to trade goods.



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