FUNNY edition>/ftl/ NEWS:-- Betty vs Shadi BEEF... https://x.com/BallerinaBitty/status/1968181926726078844-- RAPE! RAPE! https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1758057799138685.mp4-- Aleksandr Dugin aka "Putin's Brain" retweeted Sam's video lol-- Full Alex B body cam footage https://x.com/SlackerBluePod/status/1967925396869165257-- Streamstars is back. Mints is very obviously faking the viewer counts for these nontent niggas. SAD!-- The Nepstein grooming fiasco is being discussed beyond fishtank circles-- Rape Escape confirmed REAL https://x.com/evilomens/status/1968082216417968438-- Sam Hyde is a witch CONFIRMED https://x.com/TheSpiceBear/status/1943119954611483021-- Emiru has freaking pigtails in her hair...>Watch here:https://fishtank.livehttps://ppvs.su/fthttps://gofile.io/d/jWk3Rthttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videoshttps://x.com/fishtankislivePrevious: >>23316050
demonic
what was she eating here чaт?was it a squid or something чaт?
You will get potentially raped.
>>23316576Live squad in Thailand chat
>>23316576
I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day
>>23316581>>23316576
>>23316576A live squid. She's a monster. Brown Grey Hairy
>>23316564Bug who eats dust
>>23316582
Hey klausers how you guys feeling tonight
>>23316588>>23316583>>23316581>>23316576
>>23316568How tall is Jin?
Did I miss an ellie ig again? Man I need to get my head in the game
>>23316592Great I just ate chicken tikka masala. Oh my butthole is gonna be burning later!
>>23316593
>>23316595fuck off ellie no one cares
>>23316597
#Nested#Cried#Marky
>after day 41, 3 weeks of starvation, the s4 fish are finally fed
>>23316595I need some head game from Nigger Nina ngl, look at that weird hoe go to TOWN on that squid
im taller than jin
NEW>>>/b/939925128>>>/b/939925128>>>/b/939925128new>>>/b/939925128>>>/b/939925128>>>/b/939925128
Praying for a chance. Just one fucking chance. I need to give Nigger Nina two motherfucking black eyes.
>>23316590BRIE NO
>Sam Hyde please save me>please Sammy boy please save me
>>23316605m8 you just want to spam betty porn without ids i see you
Hate speech is #FreeSpeech
sex with the tight little hapa angel
She munching my squid till I ink
>>23316592sup Klauser I'm feeling pretty good tonight I think чaтhttps://youtu.be/rxoFD8o8ZaQ
>>23316610yea that's usually how the fishtank /b/ threads go чaт
>>233165945'10
>>23316592hey чaтtoday is a very good day for klausers чaт
>>23316618we are the same height
more proof i am just white jin
>julius and jin are both manlets
>>23316591He lives in eloy not tuscan
>>23316578You think Jin is gonna be famous because he knows how to get away from fishtank even though he still streams on fishtank.live чaт?
>>23316622emperor manlets to you, if i wear chunky boots i am 6ft!
>>23316624yes because at least he gets it
>>23316621>more proof i am just white jinHow?
>>23316625>i'm taller if i wear boots
>>23316627we look similar
>>23316616Send me your #1 favorite song Klausy
>>23316626he gets it чaт?
>>23316619Bad day for me but i’ll live Brausy (british klausy)
i also look similar to luke so its getting closer to an approximation im never showing my face
>>23316621Jin is white
>>23316634do you have brown eyes чaт?
>>23316630this is probably my favorite type o song I think чaтhttps://youtu.be/8S8Iz0mGs_U
>>23316633why is it a bad day for you чaт? what happened чaт?
>>23316634Julius looks like a movie star чaт that's why when he was in Europe everyone would come up to him on the streets to congratulate him for being such a cool guy I think he said чaт
>>23316638I dig it klausy you have slutty music taste>>23316640Just went through breakup but i’ll be ok brausy
>>23316643this song is kind of slutty too I think чaтhttps://youtu.be/3z-xdM0-540
is he right чaт?
>>>/b/939925128
>>23316647no
>>23316646That's still what it is чaт
>>23316647why can't you guys just jerk off and keep it private?? nobody gives a fuck about your porn collection or habits, it's weird as fuck
https://youtu.be/xcDlz8-x3xU>>23316646>dumping time money and effort into something that's pointless idk чaт>>23316647That doesn't look like a very good thread чaт
>even /b/ hates fishtank thread on the boardfunny
>>23316644It is slutty, thank you klausy, i listened to the whole thing
>>23316605>>23316647leave the baking before the baking leaves you
>>23316653It's the same people who post ITT
>>23316651I agree чaт we should only post non porn type stuff from now on I think чaт
i honestly think a thread on /b/ is a nice change of pace
how young/normie are you assholes to use /b/
>>23316592hi klauser hope ur feeling better <3
check em
>>23316668damn off by two
>>23316665Hi Klauser i’m feeling better than expected i love u <3
Which team wins?https://strawpoll.com/GPgVYB2zBna
>>23316675ily2 klauser see you at the socal klauscon meetup
jin should stick to what he knows (getting rejected on the street) instead of dragging innocent people into his angie simp gamessir you are not invited to the table
>>23316682>my posts have become recognziable and you remember where i liveUmm umm. yeah I am hyped for Klauscon and he’s going to be doing meet and greets where he does justin long impressions its gonna be Krazy <3
>>23316685Who did I drag in tho
>>23316681Switch Jin for Nina and the Binx team would be unstoppable I think чaт>>23316682>>23316689Klauscon is gonna be so lit чaт
not invited
>>23316695seething jeet
>>23316663I love how camgirls utilize hotel rooms to do a bunch of filming in, because their actual living space is stained everywhere from used tampons and cat shit.I knew one once who came out with some friends for a convention and she spent like 3 hours taking pictures and videos in her hotel room while the rest of us were actually doing things. What disgusting people.
>>23316698usually the smart egirls buy a pad with their money
>>23316689I only remember because it's near me dw klauser the movement is still underground
>>23316698pretty much every girl I know has a trashy messy room for some reason чaт
>>23316701trashed I mean чaт
>you notice anyone following you lately chat?
i spent a lot of time in motels and hotels last year. I got put in family rooms a lot. I called the child bed the cuck bed and laughed my ass off
@Jethttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1758095909592115.mp4
>>23316701rehab girls tend to be that way chat
>>23316700no worries klauser im just a loser who doesnt leave my house, i will try to enjoy the klausdom (klaus fandom) before it goes viral and mainstream
>>23316707jesus EVERYONE has a gun these days. Sam. Shadi. Probably Betty? Jet? do you have a gun yet? I need a gun too chat. EVERYONE needs a gun. Get two, even!
>>23316705damn Aussies moogling Americans zjatwe don't get anything but Queen and King and maybe a mat if you ask and pay extra zjat>>23316707Shadi doing promo for her diss track zjatI hope it's a 12 minute song featuring all of the fishgirls who got attacked with Nepshroom meat zjat
>get a gun>get two
>>23316708maybe so чaт>>23316713guns are pretty cool чaт
>>23316707Ew did Norway make this for her? They both suck so bad I hate this
>>23316707HOLY SHIT I JUST WATCHED AND LISTENED TO THIS MP4 HOLY SHIT SHADI YOU GOT HIM YOU GONNA TAKE DOWN THE NEPSHROOM!!!!
>>23316707lol чaт
>>23316707wow, i am an original poster, first time caller, and wow, Shadi, am i spelling that correctly? SHADI is AMAZING and BEAUTIFUL and shes gonna TAKE DOWN SAM HYDE with WORDS and NOT VIOLENCE, i love it, chy47!
>>23316713guns r for transgender ppl
>>23316707My God, SHADI IS COMMING IN HOT!!! BEEP BEEP!!! WEEE WOOO!!!! WHATS THAT SOUND? ITS THE SOUND OF JET NEPSHTROOMTOONTROON GOING DOWN BEEEOOOWWWWOMPPPP KSSHHH
>>23316707holy. shit. did you guys LISTEN to this DISS TRACK? ITS SICK!!!
Does Mizzy have a gun chat?
>>23316731Mizzy has a gunt
>>>/gif/29472816
>>23316723nothing says owning jet like showing off your ass cheeks I'm thinking
Norway is the biggest faggot here. How can I have him IP blocked permanently?
jeet shills in turmoil
>>23316707Jet is a psycho
Big Black Cawk Always Wins :(
>>23316741https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1758063146956919.webm
when did sam become more of a politcial pundit than a comedian or funny man?
Nick Fuentes had a point about Candace Owens saying she's like a schizophrenic black man who if you saw walking down the street you'd cross the street to avoid and I think that's true also of Shadi
>>23316735Shadi felted him with her CHEEKS of JUSTICE чaт it's over for Jet Neptune чaт
shills melting down
ellie was live and there's no gofile?
>>23316743does cryo live on an island in the wilderness?
>>23316743
>>23316756genuinely no one cares lmao
>>23316751is this your new gf Julius чaт>>23316754her cheeks are behind everything чaт
You're walking home at night, in the distant horizon a fat broad-shouldered figure in ratchet tones is waddling in your direction babbling about Cryokeen and Ellie and Jet Goodson Neptune, would you cross the street to avoid this person?
>>23316735sexymogging is a flex
>>23316735>>23316752they look so tasty zjatJet is a low T beta for going after teenage gooks instead of conquering Mt Shadi zjat
>>23316765I would immediately become friends with this person
>>23316756german anon was talking about nontent stories pretty sure
>>23316757yea they quarantined him there years ago I think чaт he kind of just fends for himself now I think чaт eats berries and small game like squirrels and raccoons and stuff like that чaт it's kind of like that island off India where the Sentinelese tribe lives no one dares to step foot on cryo island чaт
we got a live one chat >>>/tv/214574934
>>23316756>>23316771she hasnt posted anything in 24hrs. The germans are untrustworthy
>>23316765>babbling about Cryokeen and Ellie and Jet Goodson Neptune, would you cross the street to avoid this person?yes but only because talking about fishtank irl is probably super lame and gay I imagine чaт
>>23316765>>23316770Same I’d be like whats up and exchange numbers and id show them Bad Ideas cool AI images and be like yo check this out!
stop twisting the narrative
>>23316772
>>23316782who? lol
You are driving home at night after a long day's graft. You come across a young female hitchhiker by the name of Claudia. Would you give her a lift?
>>23316757iirc its like a 15 minute ferry from the city so not really remote
>>23316786if she lets me play with her boobies and gives me a handjob, then yes. welcome aboard Claire.
>>23316786>she thinks im a normal person giving her a ride>she presents herself as Claudia and not Claire>she gets into my truck, i speed forward before shes aware of whats inside the truck>stuck to the inside of the truck is 100's of pictured and screenshots of memes about fishtank and bitchtank, most of them containing Claire herself>the car doors lock
>>23316785probably betty im guessing
>>23316777she posted 2 meme stories today then deleted them
>>23316786depends if I am THE POSSESSOR(tm symbol чaт) or not in this hypothetical scenario >чaт
>>23316794CryoKeen Rape Review ft Claudia
>>23316796kwab
>>23316785>>23316795I think claire
>>23316798
>>23316735when me n shadi clash (the plappenin’) we’ll be making pocket dimensions from the thunder claps
>>23316786sure for the content
>>23316803why did claire run over all those people and then back over them until their heads were smashed open like pumpkins chat? and the kittens? why did she have to back over the kittens too? and the orphans! oh the humanity!
>>23316800god he sounds so desperate
>w-wait... Jet... you pissed off WHO??>*voluptuous Afro-Latina ass cheeks immediately burst through the wall*>*gulp*
WMGA?
>>23316800so what is claire saying here, she DIDNT do anything with jet?
>>23316707this video is extremely insensitive to the female victims чaтimagine how humiliated they must feel knowing they put their trust in someone who treats the investigation as a big joke чaт
>>23316802
>>23316816meant for >>23316806
bot threador literal complete fucking imbecile, shit for brains thread
>>23316800it's claire talking (lying) to vincentgallorespecter (he leaked it)
>>23316819These are so funny they remind me of rage comics hehehehw
>>23316821women are such terrible liars lol чaт
>>23316816I should work for Peter Thiel if he gets some Shadi ass zjat>>23316819The show is dead zjatOddbod is live sitting in a chair for 300 viewers when he previously was having about 5 viewers offsite zjatI think someone is viewbotting the website zjat
>>23316634Luke is also around 5'10, for sure he is not 6'0
>>23316834yeah i figured that out from a pic someone posted.
>>23316707>I would fight her like a man if I saw herhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1758099740196112.mp4
>>23316707Take your finger of the trigger you fucking nigger
>>23316842>cryo isn't as blacklisted as shadichat make it make sense
>>23316713and this is why during civil war Sam would pick team Shadi, not jet and other druggies that are not able to fight or survive or maybe not, history tells that brave people die while rats (like jet and ben) have a higher chance to survive
>>23316842>>23316707the teases are so lame because you can tell she actually doesn't want it over
>>23316857Shut up Benseethes
>>23316857are you really a gay black guy?
>>23316866he's a zesty punjabi I think чaт
>>23316866
>>23316842erm kind of weird for jet to say “ I would kill her “
>>23316866he might be a man or woman, mixed, because he has the best bakery itt, he is the bakery man of /ftl/
>>23316819qrd on OPEN RECLOSE чaт?
>>23316857bit of both, likes the attention but dreading the finality, if there is any
Battlebots is LIVE on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsArbXomGjs
>>23316842Jet clearly pressed about shadi can audibly hear the panic in his voiceshe might actually pull this offshadi chads rise up
penguinz0 is gonna make a video about it someday чaт
You gotta admit it’s mad funny that Sam follows Shadi on Twitter and not Betty.
>>23316907That's fucking FUNNY dude
(watch it backfire and Sam gains a whole new audience like with the iddubbz videoчaт)
"I'd fight her like a man if i saw her, I'd fist fight her"
>>23316907
>>23316907I think Betty said something in a bitchy way that pissed Sam off during s1 and also he never got over her flashing the camera for some reason чaт
>>23316918i bet Shadi could beat him up
>>23316922Eugenia cooney mogs betty
>>23316925ya cause she's a suicide girl чaт
>>23316922>46 viewersLmao
Where is Nina...?
>>23316924shadi finna hit jet with the shadiquake and knock his yt ass down periodt чaт
>>23316918Drunk Daniel was the best, too bad he turned into wet rag when the content juice left his body.
great news for the klausers zjatfirst family recognized by klauscon 2026 zjat>>23316922she reminds me of Mizzy zjatfacial paralysis that makes you wonder if these are even humans or just robots in disguise zjat>>23316955the shadiquake and tongue flick combo is lethal zjati fantasize about shadi jumping my twink bones with her thickness zjat
>>23316979shes so desperate for attention lol, just do porn
>>23316979 Why did she take “groomer” out of her ig bio
>>23316979maybe we went too hard on ellie cʰatshe looks kinda innocent here cʰat
>>23316994emiru has cuter hair
>>23316994She’s hiding her fake eyelashes and she looks like simmons with a wig
>>23316996fax cʰat>>23316998ellie does look somewhat masculine in that pic cʰat
Baby jet love black women
>>23316991Its still there
Trauncy
>>23317012babyfag removed it
>>23316964! baby cʰat!
>>23317023Congrats Bex
Is Nina staying in Spain or going to Canada...
>>23317023is this real cʰat?
>>23317038I think so cʰat
i hate lurking the Betty threads because of treeniggerfaggot spamming 99% of the thread and forcing betty to leave. All my homies hate treefaggots
WE'RE BACK AT THE CASINOI FULLY BELIEVE
>>23317050lmao Taylor's retarded and uggly as fuck booger piercing is always tilted and off center, get a clue bitch
>>23317023This has been up 13 hrs, bexposting is dead im thinking
>>23317047>All my homies hate treefaggotsBut he's one of yours
>>23317042why does bex's baby have dark brown eyes when both parents have blue or green eyes? cʰat?can someone give me a qrd cʰat?
>>23317055That bothers me too
>>23317061It’s TJ’s
>>23317068
>>23316979she made herself look similar to abiinteresting, very interesting
>>23316979She looks dead inside
a wild joeyy appeared on /x/>>>/x/41095401
>>23317074>>23317078One shotOne swing
if you do porn ellie i'll stop hating you. I won't watch it or ever date you though
>>23317047His schizophrenia was too strong for Betty cʰat TF owns those threads now cʰat the /bbg/ was felted cʰat it's tuff cʰat>>23317050Taylor is so hot cʰat she always wins cʰat
>>23317087This absolute gooner methhead pervert nigga has no shame lmao
>I won't watch itsomething tells you you’d be the first to line up
The only thing stopping Ellie from doing hardcore porn is that she doesn't want Julius to see her naked I think cʰat
also get a boob job
>>23317078 bc her bf is a predator
>>23317109
>>23317113>predatoryou're making him sound hot, gaylord
>>23317114really nigger?
i think Ellie should do porn as well.as a treat!
>>23317115maybe if you are a bit fucked on the head
>>23317087What kind?
how is that "clout" working out? you got a lot of clout among the silverfish?
And you could have it all, My empire of dirt, I will let you down, I will make you hurt
>>23317119yes, women should be attracted to herbivore men, you take one look at them and you know they're the mark, the prey in all situationseyes on the side of their heads while they mulch on grassso hawttttt
>>23317116You don't like her boobs cʰat? Your friend Jin said she had great boobs and he's gonna be famous someday I think cʰat
>>23317128too small
>>23317115no like harvey weinstein
/bant/ should be officially renamed to /ftl/ who the fuck else even posts here
this is the ftl porn star. one of them anyway. we have quite a few :(
>>23317123A man typed this and not Alanis Morissette.
>>23317135sooo the guy that had all the hottest women crawling over him but he didn't have a dick to fuck them with
just stop
>>23317141HE EJACULATED IN A POTTED PLANT!!!!
>>23317143which fish are you
>>23317144that was Louis CK
keep going. accelerate. let it all burn.
>>23317147either it was both of them or it was harveyhttps://variety.com/2017/film/news/more-accustaions-harvey-weinstein-jennifer-siebel-newsom-1202583224/>A former news anchor has come forward to accuse Harvey Weinstein of forcing her to watch him masturbate in the hallway of a restaurant. Lauren Sivan, a former news anchor in New York, tells the Huffington Post that Weinstein trapped her in the hallway of a restaurant and masturbated in front of her until he ejaculated into a potted plant in the hall.
>>23317141he had a dick but it was all mutilated and infected with gangrene or something crazy like that I think cʰat or maybe that was just his balls cʰat I'm not really sure cʰat
/ftl/ hit the new lowest point with that post >>23316418
>>23317147No, he was the one who'd jerk off in front of female comedians. That kike Sarah Silverman was the only one that was into it.
>>23317153ya she's pretty hot. would ejaculate in potted plant for her/to her
>>23317157
>ellie: why does no one like me
>>23317145mauro
