ITT: Uninteresting and usual stuff that's happening on the boards you visit (occasionally AKA as the blog thread)Real happenings go on >>>/bant/happeningsPrevious thread: >>23762242 (OP) # https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/23762242/#23762242
I RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXES
>>23842235CHICKEN JAKEY
>open save as>bant folder opens>60 kots and 200 random picsi've been assimilated i didn't even notice
>>23842282sorryif it can deprogram /pol/tards into honest shitposters then there's very little that can resist /bant/ given enough time.
>>23841962>>23841816>bruce makes oc
I want to order some lube from uber but I am afraid they won't put it in a bag and try to give it to me by hand or leave it at the wrong address
>>23842313no space for specific delivery instructions?
MY CHANCLETAS BROKE
>>23842225I'm not a cat, /qa/doge.
>>23843803you can still keep them by the door as weapons
>>23843803hohohojajaja
>>23843803get some moccasins :3 I'm getting some made from sheep skin with the whool inside tomorrow.
>>23842313You can ask the nice uberman to apply it directly.
Last /nah/ thread died. I don't have any strong opinions about the melon/cucumber family (except squash).Again, I'm not a cat.
I want to be captured by the /qa/doge since I need a sleeping mask and headset like Mr. Empanada's
>>23844420I don't get the reference. Do you want me to sit on your face? If so, I'm a [sex unconfirmed] that's [gay status unknown]. Plus I'm smelly and sweaty right now, been continuing to move furniture around as is my nesting behavior to do in the beginning of the year. Pretty sure you don't want sweaty smelly unwashed buttcheeks on your cabeza or ponum right now. You'll get a rash or pink eye.
Drew like 2 things today. Yay!Even tho they're not to good im still glad i did it
>>23844360cucumbers are peak>>23844935good job dude :D
>>>/v/730088857had to draw this one and the last one on short notice didn't have time after i woke up and realized the schedule had changed.and also it means a mogus i drew wasn't even used. here it is by the way
>>23845094oops. had some places where i forgot to fill with color.maybe it was a good thing smash bros guy didn't show up. how embarassing this would have been in front of /v/
>>23842235Pickaxes are for breaking rocks and minerals and not any sort of sexual activity with people of any race
>>23845094nice
Sometimes I open this site on my phone so that I can see how bad the ads get.
I slept 2 hours over when I'm supposed to be at work. My manager hasn't texted me or anything - he's been out lately and maybe still is - so I'm hoping I somehow manage to just slip between the cracks, with no one noticing. In this spirit I've resolved to spend the day with... spirit. I'm getting drunk in my car in an empty parking lot. I am unsure of how my life became this. I'm quite certain I didn't do it on purpose. I think about killing myself daily - almost hourly. Why, God?
>>23844619He was the dictator of Venice. I forgot his name.
>>23846216took a 5 second search for dictator of venice headphones and landed on doge of venice.correct?
>>23846801No, I'm talking about the guy in the news. He has a diet named after him.
>>23846884atkins?
You have to take me to a fed black site before you can sit on my face, okay? I want some fine LSD so I can appreciate every color in your scent.>>23847011maybe?
>>23847049it's the only one i know about, sorry.
>>23847180no problem
>>23842282
please link me random videos to watch. preferably not comedy stuff. thanks in advance
>>>/v/730159261
drumming on nicolas' belly
>>23849064https://youtu.be/CpbOIBT19N8
What is your favorite insect?
>>23849667monarch butterfly a section of my property is actually a designated sanctuary for them (requires lots of milkweed)
>>>/v/730202483what did they mean by this?
>>23850755off handed dismissive referential to those they didn't know could be watching
>>23849667stick insect
I too have a designated sanctuary in my condemned property for insects, mainly flies and roaches (requires a lot of trash)>>23849336ol' saint nick?
>>23852612sounds like a great place for a venus flytrap, with enough light and moisture.
>>23852621I don't live in a swamp.
>>23852837they originated in north carolinas.
>>23852837to occupy the niche of no fertile soil
I fear carnivorous plants, rare plant salesman.Scariness ranking:pitcher > flytrap > sundew>I am vegan btw>not sure if that matters
>>23853099how to clean up room with plant you just have to water in a windowgoodnight
>>23853113Good night. Don't let the flytraps bite.
>>23853182not this timeoddly enough it didn't go into hibernation this year, they're supposed to.
/bant/ happening: dt has moved to the sharty. it seem that actually pay attention to him, instead of just letting him schizobabble in the corner.
>mfw now that the USA has gone full retard i can undust all the 90s/00s anti-west schizoleft bangershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJupfbN6zMo
>>23852612No. Maduro. Nicholas II doesn't have belly. He has abs that I hug
STARS HAVE SPIKES??? I call them points.>>23854355He wanders over there sometimes. The sharty hasn't made a DT bot yet.
momiji doodling again
>>23855694>>23855709:D 10
cheese brick on white bread
I've had to waste like 35 years in this retarded fucking mess just bc idk irony. I want to leave like asap so I just work a shit for a few more months but then shit gets really wild. I'm poor so I'm miserable bc I stare at a wall and my "friends" I guess are dumb so they think I like staring at walls so they left me here. I hate depression and anxiety but irony itself becomes so fucked it's like tripping nonstop
I had a dream where YouTube functioned without a VPN
Duse im flying https://youtu.be/jLygLLe9a_E?si=0St7Sp_ekmahW8Ud
>>>/v/730331373>>>/v/730331374what the heck?
>>23857190double post a second apart?seen it happen with text when people thought their post failed but doesn't explain how the same image got through.
>>23857190>>23857404Threads have a longer cool down to post. Either a bug or, like pointed out in the thread, some janny who did it by mistake.
>an ICE agent killed a woman that tried to ran over him>or whatever>not my country, not my problem>YouTube tries to shill me a BBC report about the event>as recommendation to simple music videos >top comments on that report have no profile pictures
>>23857462>no profile pictures Russian bots trying to agitate people doe.
>>23857462>>as recommendation to simple music videoswhat the FUCK is their problem? They do this all the time with me too and is so annoying.
>>23857499>what the FUCK is their problem?I don't know, but at least this shit helps me understand what's on current Left's agendafor example I remember watching some Minecraft videos and YT aggressively tried to recommend me videos about Trump in South Park>>23857481>Russian bots I'm pretty sure Lahta is trying to spin yesterday's tanker incident as a W lel
>>23857499>>23857462you WILL care what happens in america
>>23857525>>23858477there wasn't a focus on anything when i noticed. but those inserted videos were from proper news agencies. those have been kinda complaining about the internet if i recall so maybe this is some law thing?I don't know and i don't care about the reasons but inserting news and politics into unrelated topics is just evil
>>23849667I liek caddisflys
odd shape in the captchawhat is it?
>>23858996they seem to have a dev working on it all the time, if it isn't and ai cold war scenario.
>>23858996This one? It's subtle propaganda for Valve's new hardware. Expect news about the Steam Machine and Deck 2 in the following days.
>>23859060labda symbol mixed with 3 or not impressed
>>23859060It does look like 2 Ds (Deck 2 logo?)
>putting ads in the captchaWe need to patent this immediately.
>>23859184>select a McDonald's® logo
The new shape beats stars and cresents. Wow.>>23859200>select the McDonald's order with three burgers and the new delicious GrapeApe milkshake
good sense of humor stiggy>>>/vip/138154
>>23859606spooky...
>>>/vip/138180lolthree days late
cheese again
>>23859770no more cheese
I just woke up from a strange dream that made me feel incredibly sad for some reason.It had a sci-fi setting with room-sized machines that allowed one to "swim" (literally, you had to be put in a container with liquid because your body would move while you were asleep) in their own dreams and in other people's dreams. I don't remember most of what happened but the last thing I remember before waking up was what I was reading a book (it was like a photo album styled like a manga) with images of myself and my friends and coworkers, and apparently the job was damgerous since the photos featuring my coworkers would show how they were losing body parts after missions. The weirdest thing is that I think I was a girl in my dreams, like Asuka but shy and with ponytails and I think I had a best friend or LI that looked like Rei with black hair and a protective personality (I have never watched EVA or dreamt about being a woman) since there was a photo of us being together in the floor after someone rescued us from something (a mission gone wrong?). I immediately woke up when I was about to see a photo in that album, I don't know who was there but something inside tells me it was that other girl. And for some reason I woke up with the same sadness one feels when you remember a dead friend, but trying to remember her face, my friends and the rest of the dream makes my heart feel a void, and my brain refuses to try to piece the parts of the story together.Again, I have mever watched, read, played or even dreamt lf something like this before, and for some reason I'm afraid of going back to sleep again. Someone please help me understand this sudden sadness.
i haven't drawn bant-tan in 24 hours what is wrong with me
>>23859685it only got stickied last night, until then it was still the christmas sticky.
>>23860858no better time than now :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8NEW4FIcAgUna noche que hizo calorsoñé tu mar azul transparentey fue tan claro que me acordéde la belleza de tu genteDe donde no se e' indiferentesi hace falta poner el hombroy de los huevos que hay que tenerpa’ hacerle frente a la gringadaque se muere de ganas...PERO VOS NO
>>23860906[rude remark], [insult]. [lie 1] and [lie 2]. [kiss].
>>23863085cites the law of copei was there shortly after it was changed and you didn't.it wasn't born a sticky fartwit.
>>23863101I """believe""" you. Please don't ID switch when replying to me.
I get no (You)s.
>>23863567can't control the IDs
>>23864626To get the same IDs you must use two devices while retaining the IP and session cookie so you definitely control them.
>>23865233nopei just float around mobile ranges with a passu so it's never the same twice and it changes at random because i live in the middle of nowhere.honestly i haven't been on a wifi signal in years.funny to watch people schitz and make up a bunch of theories when they see it change :p
>>23859060First the Steam Deck logo, and now Arch Linux's logo (SteamOS is based on Arch). This can't be just a coincidence.
>>23865233oh yeah, the IP changes even more frequently at home, i rely on a signal booster that relies on satelite coverage. again: middle of nowhere
>>23864626Another accidental switch?>>23865378Whoa. This shape is bad, but the blurry captcha is worse.
>>23866321>accidental i dont control thissee>>23865333>>23866165
>>>/v/730539389Another sighting of the rare suicide warning message
>>23866343i meanit's doing the good worksays alot more about the state of mental healthweird how everyone getting connected through the internet led into an uptick of mental illness and seeking an eternal solution to minor inconveniences.
Why is mootcat so sexy?
>>>/i/816722bumped
>>23867272based thread
>>>/pol/525714411>>>/pol/525714517>>>/pol/525715738
Drew something again, I just hate using references instead of being able to sketch from my mind.
>>23868004:D
