Snowglobe Edition>FTL NEWS:- S5 location: Sandy Springs GA, duration: 30 days, S4 fish not returning, Sam not hosting!- Crying Keen is stranded on an island!- Klaus was almost CATFISHED by JAKE the FAKE!- The Entity is in the Epstein files!- Skull is HIDING his chin and LEANING on counters! Will spice bear give him a chance?- Jet’s Epstein bit is NOT funny.- Mints is a D.U.F.F.Previous >>23956757
I just hope that Betty has a wonderful day
I just hope that Phil has a wonderful day
I miss Austin/The_Prick and all of his samefag characters.What a thrill he is!
why is angie not hanging from a tree yet
>>23957814Why isn't ariel?
do you think "sam" "poopoofart" "shit on my dick" "hyde" is upset at fishtank ruining his legacy? i tried watching world penis and it was nothing but fish tank people who can't act meandering around while charles sucks his own dick.
>>23957814>least evil israeli
>>23957785>Mints is a D.U.F.F.Vance getting more female attention than Jet on s3 then getting replaced by Mints makes sense now. Luca was also missing from s4.
>>23957814Dude... Chill out
We need to be loving Smaack more
>>23957789>invert colors
bogan was streaming yesterday
>>23957849huh
>>23957855
>>23957785>Jet’s Epstein bit is NOT funny.it's funny if Ellie actually believes it and Jet isn't telling her because he likes seeing her act retarded
a niggerthat's the joke the joke is that she's a nigger its rarely deeper than that with me
>>23957855Claire in the darkness Shadi in the light its like pottery or something
>>23957859i actually got it the first time im sorry for playing coy
soon
>>23957864i forgive you
>>23957814Cause she is monke?
>>23957867kiwi niggas: HOLY SHIT ANOTHER S5 LEAK FROM /bant/!
>>23957867This would actually be pretty cool. Replace the space picture with tv playing 10hr space footage vids.
That new Tomodachi Life looks pretty fun
>>23957877tomoshanti
Cry-o-keen
>it's still beeping
>>23957838>Sam stopped caring what people think of him a long time ago I think
>>23957891it’s telling u to smash it i think chat
>>23957894
>>23957891karma for snitching on the keenster
>>23957896>karma is my asexual girlfriend
Inspector Gadget will be hosting season 5.
>>23957884https://x.com/i/status/2018153688561492418
like i'm rubbing my mcmuffin thinking about jet's raw dog
>>23957902>someone said Jupiter was only his half sister is that true
>>23957899technologically advanced gags
>>23957909nigga thats his twin, no way thats only a half sister
>>23957911>yeah that's what I thought
Jet has removed the retarded epstein tweet
Whats a duff
Jet is more like Michael Scott if Michael Scott was never funny and was a serial pervert
>>23957943designated ugly fat friend
I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day
>>23957946Lmao
>>23957944>never funny>serial pervertSo basically Toby. The person Michael hated the most.
>>23957957Exactly
Stealing Shadis gimmick this is bullshit
>>23957978what does la'ron the prince think about this?
this fucking dirty piece of fat shit jet thinks he is like jeffreyben faggot taylor has face more similar to elder epstein than most people, maybe jet should try to suck his penis for some aura gathering while he is still living
>>23958016ok
>>23957851I’ll check my server in a bit to see if it caught anything. Benleaks you’re supposed to give us a heads up! Where even is Benji anyway?
ive never been loved by anyone
>>23958052Benji is healing from this place and just sticks to twitter now, can’t confirm he doesn’t still post here without a name though.
>>23957963We all saw this after learning about Sam in 2013.
>>23958055sorry
>>23958055We all love eachother on /ftl/ posting here is act act of love and an act of being loved
got hitachi's on autodelivery
>>23958055so what
>>23958056Hope my nigga Benleaks Godspeed on his healing journey.
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>>23957786Same, BettyBruggie.>>23957818I'd say "why aren't you?" but I remember you're a fat tub of lard and would snap the rope.
>>23958099holy fuark thx
Benleaks is having an existential crisis and trying to understand what triangles have to do with the meaning of life right now