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What's happening forum
>>24019194this isnt a forum
Jesse Jackson died.Sticky soon.
>>24019259>Jesse Jacksonthis is just Will Smith with a wig.
>>24019259hes blackmods dont sticky black people
>>24019344ur mom gets stickied by black people
>>24019259Oh boy
Morrowind threads are having a bit of a renaissance period on /v/. /nah/ but it made me laugh>>>/v/733190463>>>/v/733190673
>>24019744>/nah/ NO SHITTINGS IN THE HAPPENINGS THREAD KIDS
>>24019746
>/ck/21887106
>>24019749radical
>>24020003sorry>>>/ck/21887106
>>24019325Awful man truly one of the worst
some words were used in a particular thread in that particular board
Just tried to make a thread for the first time in at least a year.Holy fuck I'm never going to make a thread, this is stupid. Yeah, I could solve the captcha gauntlet, but I don't want to. There's no guarantee of a thread's success so effort vs. reward is not equivalent.
>>24020018anti-brown code is working
>>24019259I only know him from South Park
Did the captcha get harder again?
>>24020493it's... it's just squares instead of rhombi, anon..
>>24020493It's the same captcha as it was before with a different shape/coloration sequence
>>24020493You have the bad boy cookies
>>24020009God bless
forgive my newfaggotry, but weren't these threads previously on /trash/?
>>24020649They were on /trash/ after /qa/ got frozen, then they moved to /r9k/, and now they're here.
>>24020649It's hopped boards several times./trash/ cultivated attention whores that kept shitting up the thread, so it was abandoned./bant/ has the bonus of IDs so it's trivial to filter idiots.
>>24020649>/qa/pocalypse causes the move to /trash/>/trash/ getting overrun with blogposting and avatarfagging because of lacking moderation causes the move to /r9k/>/r9k/ being too fast as a board and somehow attracting cp spammers causes the move to /bant//bant/ was chosen because it's slow enough to not have these threads constantly in need of a bump, and because IDs help at least a little against trolling. also, /s4s/ didn't want us
>ACK is a bigger threat to a certain pedophile ban evasion site than 4chan itselfI have no words for this feel.
>>24020649...how long has it been since the last time you were here? we moved from /trash/ a long time ago
>>24020649>>24020675>>24020679>>24020699Would it be possible to have these threads on multiple boards?
>>24020493/r/ ID
>>24020939sure, it would just mean we'd have 10 threads on 10 boards with one poster each until the mods eventually get annoyed and nuke us all for good.
>>24020741>the ban evasion site can't deal with ban evaderspoetic>>24020939the last time we tried that a mod shuffled the threads around and even put on one /qa/
>>24020949Speaking of /r/, it's interesting to see that it is a board that has actually seen a rise in activity since the hack.If you browse it, you can see it's entirely thanks to hordes of drooling retards asking people to use AI make nude edits/videos of girls. It really feels like one of the dumbest boards now more than ever. At least /wsr/ is decent.>>24020939For what purpose
>>24020741Explain?
>>24020969>drooling retards asking people to use AI make nude edits/videos of girlsisnt that illegal?
>>24020970https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/256702046/#256702800_686
>>24020973In the US it's on a state-by-state basis so it depends where 4chan is officially hosted. The current federal government has an incestuous relationship with AI companies so I wouldn't expect a federal law any time soon.
epstein is shitposting in thr fnaf general at /vg/
>>24020977Who is ACK?
>>24020977Reading through that thread makes me think ACK isn't real anymore. There's way too many people looking at him to not have impersonators.
I fucking despise ghostshitposters. Desuarchive admin should just disable GPs at this point.
>>24021023>Who is ACK?imagine a jew with the biggest victim complex calling everyone anti-semite. make it anime related instead and with the sheer strenght of /pol/'s mossad agents
>>24020961i saw hoffman ban people for ban evasion on his ban evasion site once. there's very obvious ways you can fuck with him but i'd rather use my money to buy a house >erm how do you know thissomeone posted his ban on /g/ to fuck with him
>>24021069How long are you gonna keep this up?
>>24020699>/r9k/ being too fast as a board and somehow attracting cp spammers causes the move to /bant/in hindsight, most (but not all) spam and problems in r9k/hap/ were proxyfag induced. it all happened right at the same time tool opened>>24020939No really. When posters see repeat topics they gravitate toward the easiest to post in. Besides, we already have like 4 active haps>>24020978>where 4chan is officially hostedCalifornia
>>24020978>>24021100they also have to abide by Delaware state law because that's where the LLC is
>>24021028Totally forgot to mention this last thread but the dbs larp cabal on desughost is something elseThey don't just "use" the proxysite. They have a whole larp lore about rapeape late and even desumin being part of competing cliques and they spent something like 5000 posts poetically narrating how they defeat and humiliate each other. They even had wiki page about their schizolore. https://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/rapeape/ghost/only/It's such a thing to behold.
>>24021100>4 active haps/hap/, /nhap/, vip /hap/ and which one?
>>24020649Long ago on a distant board, I, /qa/doge shitposting master of darkness unleashed an unspeakable evil. Then a foolish happening general wielding a senior mod stepped forward to oppose. [schwing, swoosh, bonk noises] Before the final blow was struck, I flung the general into /trash/ where my evil is LAW. Now the fools seek to return to normal and undo the fedposts that is /qa/doge. Gotta get back, /bant/ for the /hap/ said janitor Snacks (whacha)
>>24021213That is, if you want to believe certain narratives, to be honest, I'm just along for the ride as a chaotic neutral character that somehow upsets the crazies because I said "Hey, maybe we should look into these people committing school shootings, and these other people who run alt chans who are in discords who groom children into committing school shootings and maybe not tolerate their presence on 4chan."
>>24021193i can only assume desu's ghost posting is the only thing stopping them from splintering off into their own sharty-esque evil lair. /dbs/chan would probably even be more active considering they have active enclaves on multiple boards instead of just assorted shitposters and teenagers
>>24019190Trannies and faggots all are frothing at the mouth, nipping at the chain, waiting for administration to allow fucking kids. They just use degenerate art to fulfill their needs now by pretending they're fucking kids. Once the pedophilia legalization law passes, they'll just say Epstein was ahead of the curve. What a surprise. Who could've known this. What were the signs that faggots are all mentally ill.>picrel was on the homepage btw
>>24021193Looks like they relocated all their off-topic namefaggot drama to /ghost/ once the new anime was announced.
>de twannies want to get rid of loli>de twannies love loliWhich is it, again?
>>24021295Trannies like the things I dislike, and dislike the things I like. It's just that shrimple.
>>24021295>anon is liberal faggot>"I hate pedophiles">actively promotes faggots, who love fucking kids and fucking with kidsSo which is it?
>>24020010>t. resident of Hymietown
>>24021697
>>24021695I too have found out about this slur today.
>>24021271*saves all the cunny in that thread without reading your probably gay reply or any of the posts in that madhouse*
/nah/Youtube is kill
>>24021859looks like it's back up
>>24021704Oh no, I knew that one. But it's uniquely tied to Jesse Jackson for me and I rarely use it outside of that context, because his presidential bid imploding thanks to that one slip of the tongue is one of my family's running jokes.
Is the /qa2/ guy still here? I just realized it's been over a year since you were (((shut down))). Saw this on your twitter and laffed. Your shitposts were pretty funnyAlso I recently realized that qajp's only significant contribution to internet culture (that I'm aware of) is the kuso thread award/mom i posted it again spam that basedteens later turned into the posted it again award family of memes.
>>24022983>mom i posted it againJust got whiplashed
>>24023031I wonder where he is now
>>24022983Sounds like your memories are exclusively post-purge. Communities aren't supposed to pride themselves on exporting memes for outside consumption.
>>24023187>Communities aren't supposed to pride themselves on exporting memes for outside consumption.Do you want me to post the moot interviews where he says that's exactly the value of 4chan in alphabetical or chronological order?
>>24019325his face is MELTING AHHHH
>>24022983>Also I recently realized that qajp's only significant contribution to internet cultureHEY WEABTHINK FAST
so 4chan is officially kill right
>>24023187>Sounds like your memories are exclusively post-purge.I apologize if I missed an epic Kissu or 4taba meme that went viral in otaku spaces.>Communities aren't supposed to pride themselves on exporting memes for outside consumption.I was playing into the fake /qa2/ "war" but I do think it's interesting that otherwise insignificant /qa/ memes spread because basedteens happened to like them. I don't think it's wrong for communities to take pride in their culture spreading as long as they gatekeep properly.>>24023234The downside to exporting meemees is that you'll get tourists who want to witness them at the source
>>24020807I honestly don't remember, but perhaps 2021-2022. I don't browse /bant/ very often, and I only went to /trash/ out of curiosity.
>>24020675>>24020679makes sense that /bant/ would be adequate for this>>24020699never knew [s4s] was ever attempted for these threads, lol
>>24021226huh, interesting>/hap/ as a form of community polizei
547k posts/day.
/v/ is healing>>>/v/733263209
>>24023511been kill fella
>>24021271Hmm…>>>/lgbt/42704671
Has anyone else noticed less chud spam on /v/ after the captcha change?
>>24024557Less spam in general, probably Recent Events™ are making it less and less cool to ironically be a morally grandstanding chud on /v/ at three in the morning
>>24024054Any predictions on at what number the decline will stagnate?
>>24024592Did something happen on /v/? Or is this because of the Goyback of /gif/tredame?
>>24024705Nothing happened on /v/ I'm referring to right-wing backlash and ICE shenanigans IRL, most of the /vpol/ monkeyshines seem to have kind of... not gotten the memo? If that's the correct way of putting it; all the usual spam remaining has zero interest in IRL events making it undesirable to keep doing what they're doing for optics, so they're probably the Polish or Russian posters that usually pop up whenever a /vpol/ thread is moved to /pol/ and they moan it's unfair and it was on topic and mods r gey
What the fuck are spur.us and mcl.io?I tried loading captcha and this message keep popping up but when I turned off my ublock lite extension, it return back to normal.
>>24023947it was tried once and two dudes flooded the thread to bump limit in like 4 hours>>24023570>The downside to exporting meemees is that you'll get tourists who want to witness them at the sourceBut anon, that is the natural cycle of anonymous imageboards. IB UI is designed to recycle in all aspects, from posts to userbase, to ensure only the best contact gets rememberedEven today in this incestuous, quasi static state with culture cabals dominating off topic boards, this is an ongoing process>>24024761>spur uscontext api to detect residential vpns iirc>mcl iouuuh what
>>24024557Side effect of genociding all casual posters with the 3 hoops captchaI'm honestly starting to get worried. I've seen high profile people say they've lost interest in posting
>>24024768I wish our low profile posters would fuck off but they probably won't until the ban evasion proxies are totally and completely killed. Supposedly the furry's FBI request from Rapeape finally went through
>>24024765it linked to some IP detection thingy that I don't really quite understand since I'm not tech wizard but turning off ublock lite extension seem to temporary turn captcha back on. I assume it's either 4chan mods or Ublock devs messing around with something...?There's few people off hand mention it in not b4k archive at least so I'm not the only one who experienced this.
>>24023234What, is moot going to weigh my heart after I die to see if my life had enough meme value? moot is a person with opinions, not the arbiter of a given community's value to humanity.He had resentment when others profited off "his" memes so his input is heavily biased.
>>24024781high profile as in "people in high standing in 4chan circles say they are tired getting the 3 hoops because they don't post frequently"think people like mesoanon, webcomic artists who visit their own threads (ie Ashley Cope from unsounded) and other dedicated hobbyists / contributorsIf those people are saying the captcha sucks, that's a red flag to me.>>24024782i'm using ublock origin lite, i haven't had problemsi just checked mcl, it's a spur us site.Are you using a VPN, or the proxysite, or have a shitty lowcost vpn like tuxler?
>>24024761mcl.io is a spur.us component, simple as
>>24024794[spoiler]incognito mode?[/spoiler]
>accidentally reset my browserOkay, the captcha reset should be interesting.
>>24024812if you really are in thailand, you probably have a low trust score or something.
>>24024871ip logger do not click
>>24024789>What, is moot going to weigh my heart after I die to see if my life had enough meme value?And he'll throw it to the containment river board /d/uat to be devoured by Epstein the divine beastOpinions aside, he was right in the sense that he understood that you simply can't gatekeep a site with no registration. His opinion was not uninformed either.People actually realized right at the start. I know metafags love to shit on Shii but he was one of the first people to say 4chan (and imageboard+anonymous) culture recycles.But years later anons got the idea that they could somehow force their unit-of-culture-in-time be eternal and started coping about their inability to do so with gatekeeping arguments. Even actual mods fell into this trap. remember that /a/ sticky when hiro became owner?In the end, gatekeeping never worked.To keep up the pretense at this point is just denial.>>24024812Doesn't incognito render the fingerprint headless? That's very likely the problem. You already look like a bot, and ublock blocking whatever check spur us is trying to do gets you firewalled.
Why do so many posters complain specifically about the star captcha?
>>24024925No one likes effort anymore, they just want slop.
>>24024926I don't think that's a relevant answer.
>>24024925I'd guess it's because four pointed stars and five pointed stars look identical when you're trying to complete the challenge as hastily as possible.
>>24024925Literal anthropologic reasons. We didn't evolve to be able to handle fine visual noise in that manner, our brain struggles to count the spokes - specially when it can't compare them them side by side.There's been studies and Chimps actually can do tasks like this much better and faster than us. They have better short term memory while we have better comparative visual skills - aka the pattern seeking brainThat's a big argument against that type of captcha actually.
>>24024991>RapeApe made the new captcha specifically for himselfmy sides
>>24024761They used to only have that on the email verification page, looks like they're using it on regular captcha now too.Hopefully it does something. Has anyone noticed a sudden stop in shitposting? Has botfag stopped all of a sudden, for example?
>>24024877Ehh, this isn't about "gatekeeping". People were implying that if you don't have kids spouting your memes then your community had no value. By this measure /pol/ is the greatest board ever to exist on 4chan and the rest of us shouldn't even be here. People want exposure and fame but is that really what makes an anonymous imageboard good?
Happening Poppy Playtime ain't over, Pomnitype is real, Huggert Wuggert is kill and Dr Computer face is still alive. Just saved you 20$ No need to thank me.
>>24025032I'm just rebuking your statement that its wrong to judge being "exported" as negative.If an anonymous IB community didn't want to be *seen*, they'd bunker up in a private chatroom somewhere and make content for each other. Like I do with my real life friends and I presume every anon who was part of a group chat has done so at least once.In short, being exported is in essence proof of the IB community's growth. It can very well be described as legacy.I mention gatekeeping because it's pretty much the origin points of arguments like this and I want to point out that moot has not just "an idiot" and had a very mechanical understanding of 4chan. If I jumped the gun, I apologize.
>>24024761https://find.4chan.org/?q=%22spur.us%22>>>/g/108181785looks like it's rolling out everywhere now
>>24025115Is it time? Total VPN death?
how big of a drop 15min timer/email verification was compared to new captcha/forced email verification on fake range bans?
>>24025115>have ublock disabled to see shitpost ads>didn't notice this change KEK
>>24025115didn't click the thread but i assume it's full of technically illiterate retards calling it spyware
>>24025148Did it work?
>>24025123Timer killed /biz/ entirely for a while
>>24025435I'm pretty sure early /biz/ test of email verification had no 15m timer for normal users
>>24025115It's funny seeing some users (who are probably the proxyfags anyway) get absolutely mad everytime the website adds anything new to counter attack them
>>24025115So can we get captchaless posting if you're a certified trusted poster, especially when dumping images on /a/ and the like?
>>24025115>still no bug report on ublock filter issue tracker>just bitchingclassic /g/ >>24025454>captchaless postinglocked behind 4pass paywall, please understandu
did you know the xitter api still shows the device a post was made from but doesn't display it unless you manually look or have a modification that does?
>>24025533iNigger mods (plural)
>>24024054750k was in october 2024https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79247471/#792771884chan has lost 25% of its userbase in 16 months
>>24025546apple website doe>4chan runs on mac minis>mvb is an apple engineer>invisibro shilled mac for years>moot infiltrated google's product division to sabotage android and enshittify its apps
>>24025595>not on apple app storebtfo'd?
>>24025610gotta have an alibi
>>24025588>750k was in october 2024>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79247471/#79277188>4chan has lost 25% of its userbase in 16 monthsexcellent
>>24025627>that /qa2/ screenshot 10 posts below>yenposting>the fucking sachiko avatarfag/qa/triot forgive me, i never understood
>>24025454If your cookie is old enough and trusted then you get 1 easy captcha and sometimes nothing required.
>>24025636Yeah I already have that, just metaposting
I should have come to /hap/ threads years ago. feeling some "culture shock" right now, for the lack of a better wordt. metafag newfag
Anon makes a website to revive dead multiplayer games>>>/v/733240416
>>24025533The Rape of Ape uses an iPad?
>>24026146Welcome. I guess a lot of what we consider common knowledge here isn't as well known elsewhere.Please post Happenings™ (as defined in the OP) ITT whenever you come across them during your 4chan browsing experience.
>>24026153You don't have a restroom iPad?
>>24026148not dead dead, just multiplayer games with no players.
Evil thread.>>>/pol/528788182>>>/pol/528788239Also, why do I have to unblock spur and mcl to report things now?
>>24027255told you the new captcha may not be the full extent of changes being implemented in the war against bots/proxy use
>>>/g/108182640>technology?
Non-4chan happening, South Korea's president sentenced to life in prison with hard labor (maximum possible punishment short only death) for his attempted coup inspired by January 6thhttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/feb/19/yoon-suk-yeol-sentenced-to-life-in-prison-for-leading-insurrection-in-south-korea
>>>/mlp/43050904hasjew didn't cancel their MLP Live Action moviealso they are now partnered with some AI media advertisement company
>>24025135Here's your prize for a correct guess, anon.
>>24027975
>>24027978I'm calling this a nothingburger, looks like a shareholder handout talking about all the cool shit the company is totally gonna do in the future, trust us.
>>24027975That's welcome news. https://youtu.be/BdUZkTLE06A?si=v9ZXoVACP0ZuEi85
>open unread threads>do other stuff>come back>a bunch of random posts that don't break any rules get deleted what the fuck, jan->some of them schizopost about Null and pedoproxylmao
>>24028318Mmm. My previous post >>24027999applies to this feeling as well Maybe we're finally healing.
>>24028768>Maybe we're finally healingHaha. No. We've got a long way left to fall.
How long until someone makes a AI model based on RapeApe's tweets?
>>24028799is it dropping faster with the new blocks?>>24025115
>>24028857Add a rapeape bot to /news/ so I don't have to go to twitter for ape's hot takes.
>>24029177That's actually an extremely funny idea, and it's not like /news/ can get much worse. Send it.
Sticky on /co/ soon.
>>24029201who died
>>24029379>>>/co/152557297
>>24029409How long until the 1900s become culturally irrelevant?
>>24029413Considering we're still being heavily influenced by social paradigms that came out of the 20's - it'll be a long while.
>>24029413around 120 more years.
>>24029436But I don't plan to live that long
>>24029438we will figure out a way to transfer our consciousness into a machine in 40 more years, don't worry.
Slay the Spire 2 got a trailer.>>>/v/733378143
>>24029413another decade or two until all the great icons and celebrities of the XX century are dead
>>24029666I feel we're really not going to feel the cultural pinch until everybody from the 50s to 90s cultural/media zeitgeist is dead
>>24030419
>>>/k/64879425>>>/k/64879426>>>/k/64879433
Evil thread.>>>/pol/528850442
