CK edition>FTL NEWS:-- Nina is LIVE in Austin TX https://kick.com/lettyvision-- Vance didn't weep https://x.com/jetneptune_/status/2025023224346493021-- SEASON 5 STARTS MARCH 15TH -- S5 location: Sandy Springs GA, duration: 30 days, S4 fish not returning, Sam not hosting-- A padded room was revealed>Links:https://www.fishtank.live/https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videoshttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wikihttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivePrevious: >>24036918
I just hope that Betty has a wonderful day
bonnie mogs
2nd post too
>>24038220Rats!
>>24038217
>>24038218Same, Bettybuggie.
>>24038220nice try
>>24038227Hell yeah!
>>24038218>>24038227How tall is she chat
>>24038136Dunkin'>$41.00 2 items??? Starbucks sure but Dunkins
I just ate an apple and it was really good
>>24038231Almost 6ft she's one of them giant white girls
>>24038229We'll get em next time chat
>>24038232What's good to eat at Starbucks?I never go there
I wish Alysa Liu would rescue me and make things better
>>24038234hey apple
>>24038239we all deserve a cute love and life hapa
>>24038238Their lemon cake is good, I like to get their cheese danish too but what I was getting at was how the fuck are you spending 40 bucks at Dunkins. That's Starbucks prices>I prefer Dunkins
>>24038240hinow I ate a banana and it tasted kinda weird
we all deserve a really good love and life apple
>>24038239she’s coming to pick u up and spin u around and kiss u on the forehead
>>24038238The Klausser is an untapped resource chat. He gets Doordash everyday so I bet he knows all the best items to get.
>>24038244that's so true
>>24038236Would you SPLOOGE on her self harm scars chat? Or would you be a respectable gentleman and just kiss them?
>>24038242Idk it's expensive to get food delivered I guessI tip my jeet drivers pretty well too I think
>>24038251That's my fish-fu you're talking about man! I would treat her with the utmost respect at all times obviously chat.
BASED lillian wonders why season 3 episodes still aren’t outhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771735181961842.webm
>>24038256You're right my mistake
>Klaus has become desperate enough to simp for JakeBomboclatt...
>>24038254what do they talk about
>>24038255This is what all woman mean when they claim to be avid readers btw
eats nothing but goyslopthis is why your brain and body cant function correctly
>>24038259It was a good bit chat
season 5 will feature the return of jin in an extremely lifelike borat mask doing a silly accent for 30 days
>>24038219Hi
>>24038263Yeah I heard they give you disability for fast food addiction too IDIOT
>>24038267hi
>>24038257that date with ben didnt go well I guess
claire is a talentless hack!
Alien abductee roleplay blowjob with CK.
>>240382184 seconds!!
rest in peace to nfl player rondale moore
>>24038257Angie should give her sister the raccoon alt girl hair color
>>24038270You have good taste she's pretty amazing
>>24038268stop deflecting from having disability you gay loseri could say you have ebt but its obvious mommy covers the rest
>>24038273I liked her muppet or man cover chat. She's got a good singing voice.>>24038275I'm in rare form :)
>>24038273yeah but she's /ourhack/
>>24038280You can't buy fast food with ebt IDIOT Your brain is POOP like your skin
How about the "try not to get a boner" challenge and it's an oiled up Mints in nothing but some daisy dukes
>>24038273hi claire
>>24038286i would win that challenge because i think mints is ugly
>>24038285thats why i didnt clam you had ebtyou have 83 iq
>>24038278true or angie
>me listening to Claire drunkenly sing Man or Muppet
>>24038289So cap
You guys should see how much I spend on vapes lol it's almost as bad as the doordash
>>24038294i like my men to look like MEN he isn't my type sorry
Cryokeen has more going on in his life and is here less often than pedophile klaus.
>>24038295still a 40 year old chinese incel
>>24038298No he doesn't lol he's sitting in a hotel drinking alone watching Star Trek while his dad gambles and fucks hookers
The only normal nigga here is the bonnie poster
>>24038295Do they get you high?I had an idea for disposable vapes except they have methamphetamine extract in them
>>24038292>if I’m a muppet then I’m a very manly muppethttps://gofile.io/d/zUCXDD
>>24038301damn youre a cryocuck too?
>>24038302That sounds like something the Bonnie poster might say
>>24038302he’s a good man
>>24038303Nah just the nicotine ones
>>24038302we are all normal here i think chat
>>24038305why are you so desperate for my attention POOP SKIN
>>24038308That sounds like something the Bonnie poster might say
>>24038311I wishNo one knows how to just chill they have to be mentally ill and obsessed with me (sigh)
wn2b kickstarting claire's indiepop career so she can be the next clairo
The only normal nigga here is Austin/The Prick
Summoning Claire, Shadi & DD_Genes
Clairio should join Binxio's band
>If I’m a man that makes me a muppet of a man
>>24038322I'm more important than the other two
>>24038323the ugly greasy dog face whore should stay away
>>24038315it’s a conspiracy
>>24038323well no see cause claire can actually sing and binx sucks
>>24038329Claire, that you?
>>24038228WE ARE BREITNEY DRURWICKWE WON'T TAKE THE BLAME WE'LL FIGHT FOR JET'S PENISWE WON'T FEEL ASHAMED WE ARE BREITNEY DRURWICKHER SQUARE HEAD OUR OWNTOGETHER IN SIMS 4WE'LL MAKE NINA KNOWN
>>24038312because youre a lolcow
why did jet abandon me
>>24038302what cards is he not revealing...
>>24038323Klauser who’s this klausette >>24037978 chat? Her fit goes nuts
>>24038335Make a kiwifarms page for me poop skin
is vinny here?? i need a shoulder to cry on desu
>>24038323you are a faggot
>>24038323why is her face that color?
>>24038340TLPLP
>>24038308thank you my friend
>>24038341i’m here babe is everything ok
>>24038327>I look into these eyes, and I don't recognize, the one I see insiiiiiiiiiide :(
>>24038339no uses that shit besides faggot millennials and gen xersit would actually be funnier if you went there and made 140 posts in the fishtank thread there but alas you are not funny at all
Can letty twerk?
i'm here for klitty
>>24038257>well its run by a bunch of idiotsyeah that sounds about right
why was the thread going fast and now it slowed down.. this is so awkwardd
>>24038343Makeup I think
>>24038357this is scaring me really bad
>>24038345Lewd Bitty>>24038347Lewd uuhhh Jessica or whatever her name was
>>24038362sorry im trying to think about what i will eat for dinner
>>24038362i killed another klaus bit i think
>>24038362Sorry I was taking screen shots of e girls on Instagram again
sup
>>24038351Guess I'm not a lolcow then IDIOT
season 5 will be hosted by the lock picking lawyer
>>24038376i say youre a lolcow
>>24038378Don't care about AIIt's goofy
>>24038381Don't care what you sayYou're goofy and POOP skinned (lol)I'm white so I winEZ GG+KAW
No more brother wars chat. Season 5 is upon us, the content drought is almost over.
>>24038382me neither thats why i use it exclusively on my stable of lolcowsi dont even use chatgpt for school
>>24038382That's not you
>(some words about Allah I couldn't understand)>(More Allah mumbling)
>>24038384If there wasn't a POOP skin here we would get along a lot better I think Mentally ill POOP creatures don't know how to hang chat
claire leaking klaus cock chat?? what the helly
>>24038383you care about what i sayyou instantly replied to me in the threads when i returned after pretending to afk most of the day
>>24038373hi
>>24038386yoooooo
>>24038388Let this song heal the rift in the chathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LatorN4P9aA
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771737746263254.mp4
>>24038396do i seem stable enough to not receive sweet ass music links or do you take pity on klaus’ mental state?
>>24038396this was my go to karaoke song for a minute
>>24038386claire NUKE
clause should kill himself now i think
>>24038401Show me why to live my Dickson the same size as a thimbel
>>24038398Sorry chat I just feel he needs the support of a fren atm. It's just intuition.>>24038399It's a solid choice chat!
i think i should receive the klaus title now
>>24038398You're posting random cocks in the thread now you're faaar from mentally stable Sloan lol
>>24038273I disagree. Cool clods just racks discirprin. She needs at least one other band mate to bounce ideas off and fill in where she doesn't know what she's doing. Very few artists have it all. But she is an artist
>>24038410lol why are you replying to me?i didnt post that
>>24038401switching IDs to seethe about me is a stale bit chat
>>24038406it's fun to sing the synth and guitar parts
how mentally ill do you have to be to send unsolicited dick pics to girls
>>24038414You're the only gay poop skin in the thread right now who else is gonna post random cocks
>>24038418tbf she asked for them for some reasonbut i guess it takes a certain amount pf mental illness to follow through with that
RED ALERT GREG BROS
>>24038419i cant tell if youre replying to me anymore or if youre deflecting
Claire unblock me you hussy
sternocleidomastoid muscle is scaring klussy and chat apparently
we are safe in the snowglobe from klaus’ pee pee
>>24038418Ikr
Claire unblock that guy but also start making more music where I can hear your heavenly singing voice.
>>24038386Where are the balls
is this a new soft launch?
>>24038506ben has hapa fever
How many IDs does this poop skin need lmao hurry up and check yourself into the psych ward already you've been having a Seething melt down about me for almost 48 hours now>>24038424>>24038497>>24038500
>>24038505Excuse the knuckle nuts
>>24038502Claire on the micCole on guitar Make it happen
>>24038509just 2 i had reset wifi
>>24038509
>>24038505>>240385102 more IDs lol this poop skin is crashing out
>>24038510bruh
>>24038509that’s Austin/The Prick
>>24038510>claire making klauscock editsAlas my work here is done
>>24038516address the allegations
>>24038510bros trust me, girls LOVE when you lift up the balls in a dick pic
time to go go make some easy cash plowing 1~ in of snow and dropping some salt. ez $2k night lets go ill be done by 7am
>>24038521Do your parents know you're having a mental health crisis right now?
>>24038411You have the right idea but Claire's solution is simply a daily spanking.
>>24038524i could ask you the same thing i dont talk to claire she didnt send me anything
>>24038510Pause the youtube vid
we need to be buying claire tickets to the hannah montana 20th anniversary tour
>>24038530she needs it to avoid trauma i think
>>24038528Do you have ANY friends or family to talk to about your issues? or do you just schizo out all day on the Internet?
>>24038510Why are you copying Cryo's bit chat?
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>>24038533i only come here at night on days off workand yes i was the mall with my friends and you refused to hangout with us because youre pussy nigger
That's not Claire the schizo nigger is posting random dicks
>>24038534you should be asking klaus that
The ftl podcast is going to have a hayday with this one.
what if we are all just different personalities in one person’s head
>>24038535I’m scared of sponsors
>>24038538im not even saying its your cock you fucking retardyoure making me believe it is you
>>24038542i think about this a lot
We got klauscock before s5
>>24038536You don't work you're too schizophrenic lol you were at the mall all day by yourself because you're a homeless POOP skin
>>24038542Jet Neptune coma theory.
please god no I don’t wanna be trapped in jet neptune’s head
>>24038538I don't think it's Claire either chat. The hashes don't line up.
Would you trust ice to be your marriage counselor?He said gives advice on r/relationships too
What if Jet is some autist kid staring into his snowglobe imagining all of this?
It's not Claire, it's Summer... or Chickenlady... or Abi.... or Lux...
ear out
vincent ramos, comedian
>>24038555I'd trust amouranths husbands advice before ice Poseidons lol him and Kim break up all the time
>>24038547ah youre cooked uncjust typing shit at this point to use me as a cudgel for your rotten little cock getting posted
>>24038559Do you think Abi is having a wonderful day? I like to think she is.
>>24038561vinbastian ramoscalco
>>24038564I know useless POOP skins like you the homeless shelters kick you out during the day because they want you to look for a job but you just spend all day being useless and smelly and poopy at the mall lol
the ides of march is approaching
>>24038565I think every day on fake oxycontin is a wonderful day... until it isnt :(
Does anyone else only tip their Pizza delivery driver if they're white?
>>24038568youre trying to do my bit where i have 100% prescient words for the exact type of loser you are except you do nothing in your life to recognize anything real about anyone (ie jake)
normal
>He was a very disliked freeloaderthe fishtank wiki editor has a grudge I see
>>24038571No but I like giving the mail man a big ol smooch when he delivers the mail. A little reward for a job well done.
For years I used to lick the spice off takis, did it for years I fucking loved it. Girls in the 1st grade told me that's how you eat them and I never stopped, it wasn't until recently it clicked with me some pedophile uncle probably told them that or something because it looks like you're licking a dick. So for years I've been going around licking chips like a gay lolli pop
fredster update
>>24038565Me too abi bro
>>24038571https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771740683843879.mp4
>>24038578>dictating things go his wayThis isn't even true? Connor went with the flow the whole time.
>>24038584Is that nigger trying to speak English or something? Fascinating to observe
>>24038583Hell yeah!
Was there even a scene with a truck in Marty Supreme? I don't remember one.
>>24038524Is this the same girl or is it critter?
>>24038578the average fishtank fan can't understand the subtle nuances of himothy
>>24038591he said the jews knew he was too powerful and cut his part out i think
>>24038591they cut his iconic truck scene
>>24038578ab coded description
>>24038596we need to scan his brain
>>24038573ily
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1769707200862867.mp4
>>24038572You are one sad homeless poopy skin colored man lol
>>24038604<3
>>24038593Idk I'll ask her for you
Klaus the type of nigga to order doordash during a bad storm
Let's all be normal and less schizophrenic/gay/poop colored from now chat
>>24038615Sounds good to me bro. How's your night been
>>24038607you look like fucking shit on me bro
>>24038619cool room
>>24038619this one makes him look cool like an old scholar or explorer taking a break in his study
>>24038617Good! The smoke alarm that I can't reach stopped beeping today. It was driving me crazy last night chat
>>24038619boomed him
>>24038620thanks fr>>24038624guess i was wrong then
>>24038620>>24038624>>24038628The neck looks fucked like he's wearing a Klaus mask over his head
>>24038632I wonder what kinda war stories Cryo dad has.
>>24038632He could pass as Cryo's older brother honestly
Damn klaus still getting bullied
>>24038634its cut and paste retard
Cryodad abandoned his son and let cryomom teach her son not to rape The keen was felted chat
flying to vegas to stay in a hotel room watching star trek on a laptop instead of gambling, partying, or fucking hookers
>>24038634Check out the file name
>>24038644
>>24038641>>24038643>>24038647You don't have to keep switching IDsWe get it you're mad cause I won't tell you the size of my dick (Grindr exists go find some other fags)
>>24038649jedi klaus chat
>>24038652
>>24038649They are massive
Mooglrd Klaus
will Connor be in the deleted scenes on the marty supreme dvd?
>>24038658Stop wasting the homeless shelters timeGet a job instead of sitting at the mall all day on 4chan
>>24038659their souls were worth 5 klaus’
>>24038641his meltdown is nontent
>>24038659Their presence is ever looming, casting a giant shadow over the life of Klaus. The AI was trying to tell a story without words chat.
>>24038509this level of cope is grounds to be sent to the ward
>>24038662I will find out for u when it's out chat
>>24038662If he's not then what are we even doing
>>24038667tsmthe forsook them for bant
I'm just vibing I like knowing that I make dumb ugly people mad lolIt's very funny
>>24038571i actually give them more if they're not white bc i don't wanna get shot and killed
>>24038663i still have something big coming your way so stay psyched for thatno hints!
>>24038676I appreciate you Klausser chat. The Summer argument over $10 will forever be a precious /ftl/ memory for me.
>>24038605hey he's pretty good
this thread is toxic like the last one
>>24038676who are these affirmations for?
>>24038682don't lose hope every thread is a new opportunity to do better
>>24038278The official 'Love and Life' haircut of 2026
>>24038682im sorry
>>24038682the last one was worse tbf desu
>>24038680Thanks chat! That was a good bit lol
>>24038278chicken lady had this haircut
>>24038581that's fucked up. glad you finally broke the cycle
>>24038679You can't do anything besides cope and seethe about me lolI just keeping winning chat you're not really on my level it is what is it
>>24038696mm hmm
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The dual rettas are cool I always wanted the stainless inox one
I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day
>>24038751fuck you faggot kill yourself
>>24038645watching star trek sounds more fun and i don't even like star trek
>>24038662why the marty guys did connor so dirty?
People joke about how they'd never be on ftl because the fans are crazy, obsessive, and dangerous.But like people like Cyro are harmless.The only DANGEROUS person I know of in this scene is Austin/The_Prick...
Weird how in multiple threads there's a Canadian flag, and they're always pro-Austin/The_Prick and pro-Betty.Like 20+ threads of /ftl/ with this Canadian who LOVES Austin/The_Prick.Also strange how Austin/The_Prick almost immediately posts before or after the Canadian.Also of interest is how whenever a new thread starts the Canadian tries to make the first post in every thread a Betty post.And the post is usually made within seconds, meaning the canadian had no wait time on their captcha to post.
It's up!!!>>24039471
Why was this thread allowed to die before the bump limit?Interesting
Here's another bunp
Bump this thread
Bumping a real thread
mexianon was killed my cjng
i think a good S5 bit would be to take a full day setting up the skate ramps and then instead of bam showing up have it be just freddy and he drops in once and leaves and they take the ramps down
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