Location: A field of pretty tulips>We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within!Check here for additional details:https://rentry.org/HungerGamesHostingGuideUpdatedhttps://brantsteele.com/hungergames/Previous thread: >>24293715Shameless plug: Join my /i/ game! >>>/i/831352
>>24294568Oh, goodness! All so beautiful...>and yet, all the most alluring...a *sentient* alluring...
And down Manhattan cafe goes, straight into the acid! That chemical composition can melt through metal, so you can imagine.. that.. I.. uh.. .... cut away to the other fight.. I think I'm going to be sick watching this.
It's the final battle people! Only Gendarme the stalwart guard, Luna Child the shockingly violent fairy, and Sakura Bakushin O, who is almost as charismatic as me, remain.Place your bets people! This ones gonna be a close one.>Luna>Gendarme>Sakura
>>24294642Bet placed on: Luna.
>>24294642>You don't have a horse in this race anymore.>So naturally, she chooses the literal horse.
>>24294644>pets
>>24294612>The guard would give the snooty third party making light of this situation a judging glower."Look around you guy, situation is totalmente lascado!">>24294628"Ay caramba!?">Cursed the guard, narrowly avoiding becoming one with the rubble as several loose bricks ricocheted off his vest!>>24294642>The constable liked his odds.
>>24294642Don't fuck up now, guard-unc. You're going to make "boomer shooter" become literal if you choke at the arc's climax.
>>24294628Hrk!>The fairy of light felt it harder than anyone else in the scene, leering at her opponent's legs!Horses die quickly if those are broken, is it the same for their youkai...
>>24294642Is it finally time for the class rep's first win?
Oh man! That little fairy has a mean streak. You get bonus point from me for disemboweling him first! Just listen to that glorious agony he's in!Oh.. Sakura's making a break for it! I can hardly blame her after what just happened to Gendarme, but we do have rules about fleeing a fight here.>>24294647Well, you're better at gambling than commentating atleast.>>24294658As a returning winner, so did the gambling house, but unfortunately fate has decided otherwise!>>24294660Well he definitely learned the definition of rip and tear!>>24294667H-hey.. second place isn't bad right?
>>24294642I place faith in Sakura>>24294578 (Runa Child.)>[ You'd here the *TINK*. As the shotgun collides with the great serpent's scales. He'd glance at the gun before looking up. Catching a glimpse of the fairy fleeing. ]Oh-ho~! How I miss this~! A proper chase, a proper way to make this serpent feel young again!>[ Listen carefully, with his scaled body slowly slithering through the bare and rugged floor. Even the flickering of his tongue. ]I can almost taste your fear~! But I promise you no harm, unless you desire it, little fairy!>[ The snake's voice echoed. He's close yet, still searching for the fairy. ]>>24294585 (Kira)You have piqued my interest, daughter of man. The light and dark magic with me delivers death. Yet acquiring new ways to deliver death without the use of magic is always welcomed. I can puncture with my fangs and whip with my tail so many times. So do be kind, and teach this serpent about the weapons.>[ Coiled up right in front of her. You have the great snake's full attention, Kira.]
Winner!>>24294649>>24294677Close but no cigar! Sakura was built for speed but no one outruns our security.
Wincards will be worked on soon!
>>24294675>>24294685Ahaha... I guess not. Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>24294675What does this do?>Luna Child would activate a random piece of the guard's kit on his person, narrowly avoiding getting caught in the aftermath!>>24294685>Apparently, it causes her to win.
>>24294675>>Glue Factory, that one.>>24294685>>24294687>Still alive, everyone is. Yup. Same as it ever was.>gratzysasuga
>And look at this ridiculous amount of peace I had to skip through (Max death rate btw). Hopefully I didn't miss anything important.
>>24294685How dreadful... to think she was supposed to be my suitor for the match...Nonetheless, you have my thanks for this match.Well done Fairy
>>24294687Thanks for the fun!
>>24294687Good job Luna Child.>And thanks for hosting!
>>24294675>This particular guard was a totally different guy from the last one who won->>24294694"Droga-">And it showed through his subtle difference in equipment as the fairy activated a stray krak grenade!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT3RxmyzxsA>>24294687>Thanks.
>>24294685>>24294687>"Hmph...I suppose congratulations are in order..."And I suppose I may offer my gratitude saying thank you for hosting!
>>24294685>>24294687Damn, okay. The fairy's got skills! I see your game and I'll give you a congrats.I hope no one minds me calling dibs on the merch and mags here. Spotted some peak vintage stuff on my left.>Thanks!
>>24294686 (el lobo)>rewatch planesI would sooner cut my feet off
>>24294685>>24294687>fairy powerCongratulations and thank you.
>>24294685>>24294687>Gratzthx.
>>24294688>24294694>>24294695>24294698>>24294701>24294704>>24294708>24294709>>24294711>24294714>>24294716And a big thank you from your hostess with the mostest, Koto! Looking forward to seeing you all again in the next one!
>>24294713I never watched it myself. So I don't know if it was good or bad too be honest
>>24294595Uuuuuuugh...it's too bright out here...>A voice drones from nearby, a small figure laying in the flowers and staring up at the sky. She doesn't seem nearly as happy to be here....all these flowers are making my nose itch.
>>24294677>Too slow; the fairy of light had masked her trail by muting it, and by the time the demon would know what was happening...>>24294687Should I be thanking someone for this?>She was busy looting those fallen in victory!>>24294688>24294701>24294704>24294708>24294709>24294711>24294714>>24294716I guess...thank you.>Luna Child would pause to thank the honorable dead for their things.>>24294726>And the host that made it possible.>24294695>24294698>And the technical survivors who provided distractions for her scheme!
>>24294727I watched it on a plane (heh) on a trip to America once. It was so boring and it didn't have much in the way of a plotIt was like a decade ago but I think I compared it to the Little Panda Fighter which had a similar message but wasn't trying to be good at all
>>24294685>Congratulations.>>24294687>And thank you.
https://youtu.be/CDHd5RWeYfYI'll take the first 24 for EXPRESS GAMES
>>24294749Lenny
>>24294749Clownpiece
>>24294749Vex
>>24294730Too bright? Why, I feel that quite odd!>"Preposterous, add odd as that!">-in that case, they just needed the spark...!<"...ahh.ahhh...-ACHOO!..!"
>>24294749Rover>>24294745Sounds boring. Especially if you're comparing it to a bootleg. Lmao
>>24294749DIYUSI
>>24294749Manhattan Cafe
>>24294749Koto>>24294740>A camera team rushes in with Koto out front, microphone at the ready.Luna! Now that you've->"Oh.. the fairy is looting corpses.."Uh.. seems we're interrupting something.. but any parting words for the your many adoring fans here and at home?!>>24294748>Sorry about the early out, maybe next time.
>>24294749Apple Girlington
>>24294749Sara>The catalyst has been used, she has been summoned.
>>24294749Squigly
>>24294767Oh God. Shadow. That corpse is talking to me.>The creature doesn't move at first, still staring at the sky...until the girl sneezes, the flowers around her shifting as pollen launches around Vex.....you did not just->It's too late, she immediately starts sneezing herself, a few adorable little sneezes coming out of her before she groans and tries to cover her face.UUUUUUUUUGH WHYYYY???>She slowly sits up, sniffling and rubbing her nose now.You did that on purpose didn't you...???
>>24294779Hm? I don't recall telling you my name, but->Pausing from casually attempting to snatch all the expensive-looking jewelry from the hands of last game's participants, Luna Child would crack an uncharacteristic smile following address. If you want the admiration of fairies, follow what we say, or just stand still. It makes you easier to prank.
>>24294749Sancho
>>24294740>[ She was well hidden. Masking her trail, especially with this snake using its tongue to taste the air. Searching for faint traces of magic. ]Such a shame. I suppose I was a bit too excited to venture out, and acting upon my urges... You may flee now, fairy. I have lost the desire to hunt you until we meet again.>[ There was a faint *woosh!* sound. Followed by the serpent's menacing presence fading away. ]
>>24294749Chaikaa
>>24294749Courier Six
>>24294749Gendarme
>>24294749Mary Fae
>>24294749Lonk from Pennsylvania
>>24294749Borche
>>24294749Sakura Bakushin O
>>24294749BJ Blazkowicz
>>24294749Long Horse
>>24294749Knight Gundam
>>24294749Zenith
>>24294749Sanae
>>24294749Sleepy Dawn
>>24294819"Urges?" I'm not ready for romance.>If her friends knew what she was getting up to down here, they'd tease her endlessly over it!Unless it's the three kingdoms type.>>24294908It's a little early for dawn, anyways.
>>24294895>>24294907>>24294908Triple purple N combo
What's the opposite of a sausage fest, because that's what this is. A Taco Tuesday? But it's Saturday..Anywho, well done, ladies and gentlemen. Congratulations on making it to the beginning of a new era! May your CAPTCHAS forever be solvable.>>24294787Yes all according to keikaku (lie)
>>24294926Bwuh?
>>24294926>Might as well get future medical bills if need be.
>>24294926>As the sun would forsake the Arena, a silhouette among the contenders began to sing.It's close to miiiiid-night~𝅘𝅥𝅮And something evil's lurking in the dark~𝅘𝅥𝅮Under the moooooonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart~𝅘𝅥𝅮You try to screeeeeam~𝅘𝅥𝅮But terror takes the sound before you make it~𝅘𝅥𝅮
>>24294926A new version of this world, for me to RULE!
>>24294926Captc..ha?Don't understand, but Chaika. Ready!
>>24294926IIIIIT'S-LUNATIC TIME!
>>24294926>Six was ready to begin again with his partner in the coming onslaught. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvozGK0Ko0s
>>24294926"Take them down.">Lets hope the other guy was packing more than just half a dozen!
>>24294926Another chance to show the world the power of my faith.
>>24294928 TUNES>>24294929>>24294930>>24294937And *that's* how you avoid the bloodless bloodbath. By the thinnest of razor-slim margins!
>>24294970>That's for losing.
>>24294950>With you? There was plenty of heat to be unleashed in the trials ahead, Six offering the Arena constable a nod. >May the best man win! >>24294970I can barter this fufu stuff away for something more useful...
>>24294970HOLD STILL SO I CAN ADD SOME LOVELY HOLES IN THOSE PRETTY HEADS OF YOURS!
>>24294970https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ViRFpLsqQw>Being Sara is suffering.>>24294975>If the ID is grey, does this mean that this Courier is a BoS sympathizer?
>>24294970"Sinners be aware, I come to administer the righteous Commandments unto this land by the will of the Saints!"
>>24294970Whoooooaaaaa!>This star-spangled fairy flew into the darkness to shake off the assault!
>>24294981>Not this one since I sided with House. So he blew them up ha ha.
>>24294970>>24294981Next time, find some room for apples in your diet.>Those eggs would be replaced with a basket of succulent red fruit!Or I'll do it again~𝅘𝅥𝅮
>>24294912>[ Be happy the serpent made a contract with his beloved four. But for now, the fairy can rest, unless she doesn't mind meeting another demon. Much less on the sultry side and more on the impulsive and violent side.]>>24294970>[ Rover is on the move! Not bothering with picking up treats for himself. ]
>>24294970Right from the jump, like this board, Zenith showed a lot of promise. Unfortunately for her, friendly fire's still very much a thing!>>24294981Meanwhile, friendly cooperation also is!>>24295000..Already quite the menace, you are.
>>24295015>Wow, that works?>I mean, hey, it worked!
>>24295015
>>24295015I've got your six. >Hopefully the resourceful and Agile guard would be able to make it back as well, the Courier ensuring nothing and no one came up behind them in the meanwhile.
>>24295022In this economy!>>24295015F
>>24295015>>24295022>The rifle's stock was made of apple wood.Wherever your next conquests take you, remember: it was fueled by fruit.
>>24295000You don't even know what I eaat!>>24295015This looks really tedious, doesn't it?
>>24294970>Sanae attempts to pierce through her gloomy dark exterior with a bright smile.Well, what do you say? No one gets far on their own in a place like this?>Although something tells her she might be barking up the wrong tree.>>24295015>The green haired girl turns to her red eyed ally with a smile.Huh.. I guess it takes an undead girl to know how to beat one up. Nicely done.
>>24295015>[ With Rover, the foundation is flattened, the large amount of plastic is hauled, and they could stand on him to reach spots high! Just as long as they remember to leave a large open area for the hound. ]
>>24295032..But be wary of pilferers!As well as unwitting uma pranksters!>>24295027Our guy's on a mission, one in which somnolence is powerless to interfere with!>>24295041There be an intruder in your LEGO fort!
>>24295053>Heyheyheyhey, you've got your own!
>>24295053It's a cup of noodles. That's it.>She didn't even open them...
>>24295053>This encounter wasn't supposed to happen yet!>...Good thing they won't remember.
>>24295053>Chaika has an incredible way with words.
>>24295015>>24295027"And I can dance like I am six-fingered!">The guard would be feeling it come the next morning, but for now he'd force his seemingly clumsy form through the gauntlet with almost miraculous luck in evading retribution more than displaying any dexterity or speed.>>24295053>The guard collided into the poor girl while in full harness, his regular sleepwear!
>>24295053>[ Bomb shot. Incoming plasma bolt! Yet the mailman stood, perfectly fine...? "Roo...?" Audible confused growl, and head tilt from Rover. Giving six time to flee. ]
>>24294912>Dawn starts in a few! >>24295053>Sleepier than a Snorlax.
>>24295035>Was this individual some manner of demon who eschewed anything herbivorous, or another eccentric human living out in the sticks? Regardless, her foe was persistent in her preaching.If you know what's good for you, it's obviously apples! Apples are a healthy part of a balanced diet, I mean!>>24295053>Girlington would provision a technical explanation of the qualities inherent in ideal fertilizer.Aaaaaand that's why cow manure provides the best nutrients for plants!
>>24295059A ploy?!>>24295053Bakushin.laugh INTENSIFIES in your eardrum>>24295070And he's gone!>>24295079..Well it worked for Seiun earlier!
>>24295095>
>>24295095>Actual OPM moment.
>>24295053https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcKIy2nJlRA>Oh man, here comes BIG trouble, the overgrown mutie mutt lobbing a grenade of all things at the Courier! Thankfully he had the foresight to activate his recently acquired energy shields, his armor likewise absorbing the shock as he then quickly fled. No way was he fighting that thing with the weapons he had.>>24295069>Six observed his miraculous movement in action. Definitely a Luck build then. Or maybe something or someone was watching over the guy. Alright good work. Now let's get out of here. >>24295070>Again, there's NO WAY Six was going to stand his ground against Rover with the equipment he had at the moment. Dog was just too damn high level even for a level 50 guy like him. >>24295095>With his [Explosives] skill being maxed out, Six was a shoo-in for the win. Then again, with BJ being a tough old bastard he was, it would still be a challenge for the former delivery man.
>>24295015>Clownpiece would provide overhead vision.It's a wide-wide-wooooorld!>>24295053>>24295059Exooooootic. *Homf!*>It didn't matter to the clown, who would try to eat the whole thing as-is.>>24295095>Nothing a little direct exposure to a Stygian flame couldn't solve!Uuuuum, iiiiisn't the important part the pearl near its chin?
>>24295093I'm not a picky eater! I'm so unpicky, I aughta eat YOU for that!>Big talk for someone actively trying to un-cut their face.Y-you're lucky Lady Shinki wants me to play nice!>>24295095>>24295109If we take the eyes, he won't see it when we take the rest, too! It's called thinking a step ahead!
>>24295095>[ Dark magic. Reaching its zenith. Vex concentrates all her might into a single hit. Right into Rover's snout. Breaking apart the surrounding environment with the Shockwave of the impact! Just for Rover to skid back a little bit, shake his head, and scratch his snout. Mildly irritated by the hit. ]
>>24295095Making up for a lackluster couple of slides, are we? I sure wouldn't want to the pious guard's way today.>>24295109Not. I've heard something wicked occurs once you acquire all the dragon eyes.
>>24295095"So, why the hate for big medicine?">>24295128>Look out, he had a landmine in hand!"Finder is keeper, amigos.">>24295105>Had he not just executed an extreme maneuver, the guard would seem unassuming beyond his eccentric uniform."Do not see why we cannot just wait for everyone else to bean themselves on this trying to catch us...">Whatever unspoken rules of the Arena would ultimately compel the enforcer to exit anyway, leading to their further adventures.
>>24295128>Not worth it. That's how you get killed early on.
>>24295128...your bright colours and loud voice are more than enough to make me hate you anyways. The chocolate will probably kill the horse too.
>>24295128>Sara...steps on Mary Fae and discovers the consequences?
>>24295095Fun fun fun!>>24295128>She has no use for the staff, she has her Gundo.
>>24295125>Rather than any disturbance, the apple youkai smirked at the response.Now you're starting to understand! If you eat your apples instead of abandoning them, they'll heal you instead of harm.>Through the metabolic process of retrieving nutrients through them, of course.
>>24295128>Girlington's corporeal form would go to seed after losing the ghost!
>>24295128>Looks like Dawn caught Six napping, the unsuspecting Wastelander getting caught dead! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjOasQsJYJg>>24295131>It was a scripted event to be sure, but an impressive one none the less, the Courier having a newfound respect for the humble looking guard. You know, that's actually a good point. We really should just stick around here for a while. >Looking more closely however at the setup told Six that it might be a bad idea. After all, luck tended to run out at the worst time, and Six didn't fancy pushing his or the constable's just yet. And so they went off together, the Courier soon parting ways from the other.
>>24295105>[ Reminder, this dog Rivals Liberty Prime in terms of height AND firepower. But it is simple-minded. One stealth boy would be enough to fool Rover. Unless he got your scent, Six. ]>>24295128>[ He could have tanked that btw. ]>[ But from the previous event, playing it safe is the best play. ]
>>24295142...Oh, now you're making it weird! F-forget this, I'm leaving!>Apparently discouraged from trying to threaten the APPLE FREAK, Sara turns about and floats away! MS did a number on her confidence.>...There's a distant "where even am I?"
>>24295128>>24295138But Mary lives on!>>24295128And furthermore, Mary has a land speed nearly rivaling that of safari zebras! Careful not to lose her!
>>24295148>A quick VATS scan could likely tell him that much alone. Just more reason to flee and avoid this colossal creature that put most monsters he knew to shame!
>>24295125Ooooo...*HOMF!*>Nodding in realization, the fairy from Hell would use her teeth to try and better loosen the eye!>>24295128IIIII'm-so waaaaasted!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pA9jJm5N-k>Clownpiece dodged that. But whoever ensured her suuuuure didn't!>>24295151Kikiki, the pooooower of construction!
>>24295151>Ah.>...Was she not supposed to do that?
>>24295151I hope this is worth sacrificing filling out my Cardass collection.
>>24295151"Man, how do we figure which of this is the good stuff?">If nothing else, the guard woulds see if a more comfortable pair of boots would be among the pilfer.
>>24295151Remember guys: there's always a sillier battle; there's always a funnier clown!>>24295155If by that you mean "not supposed to be physically possible"OF COURSE NOT>>24295157Gonna hold my breath.
>>24295151>[ All they gotta do is let Rover dig for anything of value. Selling it on the EXcred marketplace.]>>24295153>[ Unless... Six spec'd into getting the animal friend perk. But Rover would be either an extremely late-to-near-end game secret boss encounter. Still have lots of grinding to go Six. ]
>>24295161>Wha->She doesn't even have anything witty for this before her sudden death.
>>24295161Waaaaait, aaaaaaren't-I part of- *HRK!*>Rivalry between entertainment troupes could get as heated and intense as any other form of conflict.
>>24295161Falot>>24295162The fossil dragon eye will do just fine!
>>24295161>[ Even with his seemingly indestructible fur and skin. The clown had funny guns on their side. ]
>>24295161>Knight! You're supposed to take those hits for the team!
>>24295162>No Animal Friend perk here unfortunately. And his Charisma skill probably isn't high enough either! And even at a brief encounter, something tells Six that it was going to take more than a Fat Man to take this dog down if at all!
>>24295161>Chaika is blown to smithereens by the evil, evil clown. Unfair, arent' they supposed to be funny?
>>24295172Not everyday the flame gets outclowned.>>24295173Mary will always be here for you to lean on, is what MARY WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE>>24295178Hey there's not really any real sides here. Except the clowns I guess!
>>24295161>This constable was likely saved by the fact he looked like he belonged in their entourage.>>24295186"Must had been the wind?">The guard wouldn't spend long in this fetid place, his inner voice informing him of the dangers.
>>24295186I keep telling you guys the Feast is a stupid idea!
>>24295206>Can't have nothing in this place...
>>24295206And with that congratulations are in order for you Borche, for you're the new zen master!>>24295213Except a pain-free death, sometimes.
>>24295206>>24295223>Choke Gundam always dies!>Congratulations.>And thank you.
>>24295223[His work here was done. Cie la vie, chunger games.]
>>24295223>Congrats and thanks for the game Mok!
>>24295223>There it goes.>gratsysasuga
>>24295223>Borche wins on /bant/>It was meant to be! Thanks for hosting!>>24295233Well done brave farmer. Keep us free from the pepe hordes for a while longer will you?
>>24295223>>24295227>>24295233>>24295239>>24295241Thanksfor
>>24295243Thanks bundles for the apple-tunity!
>>24295179>[ Depending on the circumstances, it will determine if Rover will show up as hostile or neutral. ]>[ For that encounter. Remains to be seen. ]>>24295223>[ Victory Howl from Rover! ](Thanks for game. Congratulations to Borche.)
>>24295223>>24295243Winner, congratulations!Host, grateful!
>>24295243>Thaaaaank-you.
>>24295243>Thanks.
>>24295242>>24295244>>24295246>>24295248>>24295249Playing!
>>24295246Sounds about right on both accounts lol.
Do I gotta make ANOTHER thread
>>24295328I was sifting through my stuff to see if I had anything worthwhile.
>>24295331Okay that makes me feel a bit more at ease>>24295243Thanks for hosting btw
>>24295335>Wet or dry location? I lean towards the latter this time, but hey.
>>24295342The two before this one were a beachfront carnival and the middle of the desert, so wet seems like it'd be a good change. Up to you tho
>>24295356>Well, here we are:>>24295370>...Dangit, I'm green again.
Enjoy the refreshing crisp of apples on your way down.
how to play dis gaem never played..
>>24295386Wait for someone to say First 24 and stick an image and a name you want associated with it like what everyone was doing in >>24294749 my guy.But not now, this thread is all tapped out. Got to wait for the next host.
>>24295396ty i shall wait..
>>24295386I love beef bulgogi>eats you
