>panicans said we gonna have a crash>stocks actually rallieswhy were panicans wrong?
>>60256052Nothing ever happens
What the fuck is a panican
>>60256052> a fake bounce to lure suckers in >TRUMPER thinks this is a rallythis is why u all poor trash
>>60256052>it's his first bear marketYou're in for a long three years anon
>>60256207three? my financial advisor said anywhere from 18 months to 5 years this was before april, so probably 10the other times the s&p took 10 years to recover
>>60256052Shit hasn't hit the fan yet>Just wait
>>602562192 more weeks fellow panicans
>>60256052Ethereum crashed
>>60256152Citizen of panicland
>>60256152A ideologian of panicking.
>>60256052Panican was such a stupid meme.Everyone's stop loss triggered and suddenly it's human error or something.
>>60256214>anywhere from 18 months to 5 yearsBear markets last 3 years on average, so I just took thatIt wouldn't matter anyway if anyone would diversify, DCA and actively prune their folio
>>60256052>>60256258trust the plan
>>60256052I know you’re joking OP, but my boomer MAGA uncle just started unironically using “Panican” in his daily vocabulary as an insult during our weekend family get-together. I was literally telling my mom how I’m kinda stressed because I’m graduating college next year and I may not find a job because of the shitstorm Trump started, and then he just tells me to “be an American, not a Panican”.MAGA is unironically a cult and Trump’s followers just parrot the cult leader like good little goys. I fucking hate them all.
Can bulls really explain to me how they still think things are going to rise when Trump has thrown mass uncertainty into the market, the cost of doing business has increased and the price still remains unclear, and a global recession is pretty much guaranteed now
im a panican
red id = it's crashing in 2 more weeksgreen id = back to ATH in 2 weeksanything else = crab
>>60256461Art of a deal!!!! Everyone wants to make deal with Trump!!! Trump outplayed everyone because he’s businessman and they are dumb politicians
>>60256052the overal trend is still going down
>>60256461I find it hillaious you get talking heads talking about 0%-0% with Europe as some massive art of the deal when they're about to tariff the US even more in retaliation.
>>60256052First bear market? Buckle up then.
>>60256371t. panican trying to foment panic
>>60256052bears always say we are going to crash and they are wrong 90% of the time
>>60256152Some faggot spamming this board incessently he's always got the namefag S replying how you can tell it's his gay threads.
>>60256371Did everyone clap?
>>60256152The new cool buzzword.
>>60256052Nobody seems to have noticed how USD is falling in value at the same time FAST so those gains of yesterday actually meant nothing, it was a crab/neutral day. Many such cases! Bullish for stocks on the short term (because their "value" increases kinda, disasterous on the long run.>>60256371Stop being a Panican and do the flight to the treasuries, It's a 5D chess move to fund the clean coal revolution!
>>60256152The future new word we will laugh at in the next few years as it will designate the bagholders
>>602562145 years is worse than any bear market in history. The great depression was almost 4 years to get back to the original ath.Your financial advisor is a fucking "this time is different" retard and you should fire him and find a better one. He's either fucking you over intentionally or he's just never even read a fucking book on this shit.
>>60257960Picrel
>>60256202this
>>602579604 years was the length of the bear market, not to reach ath again
>>60256052Trump backpaddled on most of the tariffs. They're now 10% and even the 145% China tariffs have giant loopholes in all the important areas. Everyone thinks he's going to use the 90 day pause to find an excuse to make the 10% tariff level permanent.
>>60256152
Just wait until Monday mumu, just wait.
