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>https://vocaroo.com/12yaA5Ia3mcz

[Intro]
Oooh Linkies!

[Verse 1]
Well he's a big old boy, I tell you right
Sergay eatin' good, Big Macs and Fries
Oh my, Sergay's dumpin' 500K
Dumping every second, every minute, every day

[Chorus]
Oooh Linkies! are you okay?
Sergay's gone and dumped 500K!
Ooooh Linkies! are you alright?
That Sergay betraying all day and all night
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bonus remix: https://vocaroo.com/12axYelV6Ega
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>https://vocaroo.com/1aPAp67g7i21

[angry]
Call me Pajeet
I shit in streets
The curry is mine
I poop all the time

[chorus]
His name is Pajeet, uh huh yeah
His poop? it stink, uh huh yeah
His curry is fire, yeah yeah
He'll never retire, no no no

[angry]
That's right, my name is Pajeet!
And I shit in the streets!
If I stay in your house
You better wash those sheets!
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>https://vocaroo.com/13yvNTIQHTnv
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>https://vocaroo.com/1n6WxBBWNIj1

[Verse]
NO NO NO NO NO NO
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
AH! AH! AH!!!!
NOOOOOOOO!

[Chorus]
STOP IT STOP IT
NO! AH!!!
AAAAAAAAAHH!
NO GOD PLEASE NO!
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>https://vocaroo.com/1msfO8GmnoEp

[Verse 1]
BTC gongo up
Bihcoing gongo up!
DCA, DCA
don't be tricked! don't be tricked!
DCA, DCA
tricky tricky whale, mon!

[Chorus]
DCA DCA
avoid the whale's games
listen to George
gongo up, BTC gongo up!
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>https://vocaroo.com/17AwgLFlvAX3

[Verse 1]
The Pajeets are surfin' the meme coin wave
Look a them go, aren't they brave?
Surfing, surfing, surfing the shitcoin wave

[Chorus]
Do not redeeeeeem
Feeding the village isn't freeee
Good morning sirs!
Buy my shitcoin!
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>https://vocaroo.com/12UsmdDdBkvq

[Intro]
This is for all you jannies out there!
The ones who do it for free!

[Verse 1]
Yo, I fucking hate jannies
I hate them even more than I hate trannies
I say put em all in a gas-chamber
and better make it sooner than later

[Chorus]
Can you believe?
They do it for free
Can you really believe?
They do it for free!
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>https://vocaroo.com/16LquY71nWtT

[Verse 1]
Oh, Bobo and Mumu
the markets are tired of your shit
surrender to the crab
or your balls will be snipped!

[Chorus]
All hail the yellow crab king!
The glorious golden scuttle begins!
All hail the yellow crab king!
bulls and bears will pay for their sins!
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>>58416517
best thread this dead shithole had in years
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>>58416871
thanks brother, /biz/ does seem pretty dead. comfy though.

>https://vocaroo.com/1y4hySrpsnOz

[Intro]
Yo, let me tell you about ICP

[Verse 1]
it's called the Internet Computer
ICP, yeah I said ICP
I have an Internet Computer
I can't pump, yeah I can't pump

[Chorus]
Down 99% uh huh
ICP, yeah that's ICP
Pissy coin, pissy bags, piss everywhere
Yeah it's ICP man, it's the Internet Computer
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>https://vocaroo.com/17x5aaJ2iUGP

[Verse 1]
Praise Allah, we swarm this board
we bring kebabs and catgirls galore
The AVAX hoard shall never die
Like the mighty roach that runs and hides

[Chorus]
Avalanche Akbar!
Our crabbing dumping roachcoin!
Death to the infidel and the kaffir!
in the name of the prophet, Emin Gun Sirer!
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>This thread
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https://vocaroo.com/1eiwYTnOZQ2K
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>https://vocaroo.com/1kk2jkb67dne

[Verse 1]
Let me tell you about a guy called Sam
a Sam Bankman-Freed who's got a
bunkmate slamming beef
in his tight vegan hole
can you imagine the stink?

[Chorus]
So folks, what did Sam learn?
well, you can't spell Solana
without Anal
and you can't survive prison
without Anal
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>>58417052
absolute banger
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>https://vocaroo.com/1kXTB0tR0S3x
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>https://vocaroo.com/16WfqX78sndd

[Verse]
Oh sweet sweet Carol-line
my lovely little chipmunk girl
put that bag on your face
we'll meet at your place
and you'll gobble these big old nuts

[Chorus]
Oh Carol-line, oh Carol-line,
she's got one of hell of a grippy
with just enough slippy
that you'll never want to take it out!
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>https://vocaroo.com/199gHhyXc7wh
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https://vocaroo.com/1lFBv4HFCIoM

Best have come out of the bear markets.
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https://vocaroo.com/1oDPDre4gA9T
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>>58416661
keke
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>>58417052
Chainlink 183
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>>58416517

This is Nico Country https://vocaroo.com/12yaA5Ia3mcz
Sergey's Barn Party https://vocaroo.com/12axYelV6Ega
pajeet https://vocaroo.com/1aPAp67g7i21
peepeepoopoo https://vocaroo.com/13yvNTIQHTnv
pink wojak acdc https://vocaroo.com/1n6WxBBWNIj1
bongo btc dca https://vocaroo.com/1msfO8GmnoEp
pajeet surf https://vocaroo.com/17AwgLFlvAX3
for the jannies rap https://vocaroo.com/12UsmdDdBkvq
Bobo and Mumu!? The markets are tired of your shit! (yellow crab king) https://vocaroo.com/16LquY71nWtT
Big Pissy Coin https://vocaroo.com/1y4hySrpsnOz
Avalanche Akbar https://vocaroo.com/17x5aaJ2iUGP
Chainlink-182 https://vocaroo.com/1eiwYTnOZQ2K
SBF Campfire Anal https://vocaroo.com/1kk2jkb67dne
Check these Dubs Jannies https://vocaroo.com/1kXTB0tR0S3x
Sweet Caroline, FTX https://vocaroo.com/16WfqX78sndd
Wagie Cagie Dirge https://vocaroo.com/199gHhyXc7wh
Chainlink Hurt https://vocaroo.com/1lFBv4HFCIoM
Chainlink Control to Major Sergey https://vocaroo.com/1oDPDre4gA9T
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>>58416770
do they really do it for free?

fucking hell...they have to deal with our autistic posting all day everyday and they don't get paid? LOL
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How do I make these?
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>>58418638
there's a shitload of free AI music generators, suno.ai or udio.com are pretty good. I used udio for these, it's new and mostly unfiltered (for now).

>https://vocaroo.com/14UMNuhpijYE
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>https://vocaroo.com/1hnfZxcvpW57
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>>58418660
thank you!
https://voca.ro/1bz3oLsue8bm
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>>58418706
kek, very nice

>https://vocaroo.com/16PbJ4NkqLDo
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i hate chanlink :}
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>https://vocaroo.com/1k6dY61g5zkq

think I ran out of ideas
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>https://vocaroo.com/1kkZPeDisKRp

Normies (2024)
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frens at the pool!
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>>58418850
https://voca.ro/1cNDddxkihoy
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>>58418569
Do you have the sbf Caroline sex tape parody vocaroo
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https://vocaroo.com/13dTMslYkPM3

[Verse]
I got another Link story to tell.
Stink, about how a poor NEET was born in hell.
And right then and there it's no hope
cause a NEET can't escape the Fud and the Link.
Damn! And when its dump on dump, that makes it shitty.
Can't survive in the Chainlink city.
And fool that's bet.
Cause when you grow up holdin Chainlink, you gots ta stake a bag.
Geah, Its not that you want to but you have to.
Don't be a nolinker, cause niggers might laugh you
straight off the mutherfuckin biz.
Can't deal with Fuddy bustas so they asses get clocked.
geah, who gives a fuck about another.
Only got love for my fuckin Linky brothers.
Geah but I'm young so nobody would wonder
That the Link would take me under.

[always staked and eager to buy a stink
The Link done took me under.]

[Verse]
Now I'm a few ages older
grey hair on my nuts and I'm still a bag holder.
And poolin in Stinks, I has to do my fuckin part,
I'm down for the Links and its planted in the heart.
Fool. At biz slappin on the jannys asses
Fuck the jew education so I skip a lot of classes.
Cause ain't no teaching a nigger Linker the jews reality.
Teach me the mutherfuckin Linkystink mentality.
Pop pop pop, drops the fudder
if he's posting on my board I gots ta shoot da Adem mutherfucker.
Geah I'm in it to win it and can't quit.
Fool, and ready die for this shit.
One times can't fade the fudd tuff.
Puttin my Link in Sergays ass to make times rough.
I'm the neighbourhood beggar but I never wondered
that the Chainlink would take me under.

[always staked and eager to buy a stink
The Link done took me under.]
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>>58418981
[Verse]
I guess I'll watch my sack cause fuddies jivin'
Times heard this Sergay pulled a 187 on a baggie.
Who I thought was my homie dropped the dime.
So I gotta slurp his bag at nine cents.
Fool, so if its on then its on, fuck ya Sergay,
because how the odds are looking, its either him or me.
So I tie up the rope and I cope
cause my gains are dead and all I think is stake.
Pools closed. That's what its all about.
See the Linky Fudder, take the mutherfucker out.
Stare the fool down with the Pools contract.
He try to post so I draw on him with the gatt.
Blast was the sound that one times heard uh
Sergay 700k to live for the baggie murder.
Was it worth it I've always wondered.
Maybe if the Chainlink didn't take me under.
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>>58418952
>sbf Caroline sex tape parody vocaroo
I second this request

>https://vocaroo.com/1456bF4BKuim
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>>58418850
frens at the pool full version
https://voca.ro/1j2k5zr5Jy1M
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c0imOh1u70
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfwlLYG1fs8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0IkrpJeABo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uer8PVTe4Kg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6Tq1Nr9o0k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha0CuBODJb4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qk4DvC5yAkI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P02SN0PODMk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tdOGTd6Png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtYUdjUL_Os
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvfYr3GNJ0g
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>>58418981
>>58418983
holy based, this sounds real

>Geah
I'm stealing that
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>>58418997
that's one catchy bop

>https://vocaroo.com/12LDFKvksari
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>>58418998
Holy based
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>>58418706
nice on anon
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>https://vocaroo.com/1beX2Z7IXXwc
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>>58420476
https://vocaroo.com/1at090lxKqu9
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https://vocaroo.com/15DWfpR9uq8X

I bought this Chainlink shit
And this the mutherfuckin' dumps I get?
I bought this Chainlink shit
And this the mutherfuckin' dumps I get?

The mutherfuckin' biz is a ghetto
Full of Chainlink threads, fuddies, and doublethink
When the Nigga cattle settle
I'm just lookin' for a big green candle
but Sergey manhandles
Dr. Juels, Hello, Linkies perculatin', keep 'em waitin'
While you sittin' here hatin', yo' Sergey is hyperinflating'
Hopin' Swift we penetratin', you gets naythin'
'Cause I never been to Satan for Smart Contract administratin'
Chainlink affiliatin', thick red candle have you
Stakin' off a bag in the pool and pee whole half a gallon
(Get to dialing) 9-1-1 emergency
(And you can tell 'em) It's Sergey, he's hurtin' me
(And he's a felon) On parole for robbery
Ain't no coppin' a plea, ain't no stoppin' a G
I'm in the 6, you got to hop in the pool, Chainlink monopoly
You handle Link sloppily, I buy a Stink properly
They call me the Don Linky
Pop a collar, drop a dollar, if you in my pool you can holla
Wanna talk about this chainlink? Nigga, I'm a scholar

The incredible, Chainlinksexual, credible
Beg a Sergey, let it go, Stink ain't edible
Nigga ain't federal, he plan shit
While you, hand picked mutherfuckers, givin' up chainlinks

I bought this Chainlink shit
And this the mutherfuckin' dumps I get?
I bought this Chainlink shit
And this the mutherfuckin' dumps I get?
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>>58420812
Villain fuddies blows up yo' board
Take yo' shitpost, yo' email and yo' Glock
This mutherfucker thought the cube had a padlock
You slapped jannys ass, that's alarmin'
'Cause he want my ban like he wants to be a mam
We chin check niggas, them thin bag niggas
Run trains on FUD niggas, beware these goon' Niggas
Scarin' mutherfuckers like Adem Kayser
Makin' janny niggas clear the board like a dyke fleein' dick
Makin second too None gains, nigga stake Link
So when Chainlink bombs, nigga, who you poolin' with?
Fuck that gumwatch on your wrist, fuck yo' fuddy ass bitch
'Cause you could lose all your Link in a tussle, nigga, watch me hustle
Watch niggas kiss my ass without flexin' a stinky
Bitches, all in the back, they knees waitin' for sticky
Same time, same telegram channel, don't change the dial
Staking for Life, fuckin' yo FUD, these niggas poor (Hello)

I bought this Chainlink shit
And this the mutherfuckin' dumps I get?


Did Link fall off? Got you in your pool
Rippin' every "Sergay" poster on your wall off
Just 'cause I put away the sawed off
Now I got you sittin' back with a smirk
Listening with your arms crossed
Questioning Juel's credibility (What?)
Wondering if it's still in me to buy more Stinks
Y'all be killin' me
As if I need to make mo', Sergay got a mansion
And six cars that are paid fo', suck Big Macs! (Hello)
We came a long way from not givin' a fuck
Sellin' Linkys out of a trunk to movin' this far up
Now we got the whole world staking
Made a million-plus and still don't give a mutherfuck
Mutherfucker, I'm Sergey! I don't need your respect
I don't need to make another oracle, bitch, I don't gotta do shit
I do it because I want to, not to stay in the game
Fuck the fame, I'm still stayin' the same, lil' bitch! (Hello)
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>https://vocaroo.com/1nzAodzH3yDd

within big macs interlinked
within big macs interlinked
within big macs interlinked
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