So do you guys have actual jobs or are all of you NEETs?
>>58418794I'm a Portfolio Manager and Liquidity Provider in decentralized FinanceI work from home
>>58418794I'm a paid shill anon
>>58418794im a neet and have been since i dropped out of high school at 17
>>58418794i'm a freelance pharmacist
i have been flipping csgo skins for 6 years if you can consider that a job
I'm a 1099 contractor
>>58418800so you are a NEET basicallyit's okay, poorfag, keep buying shitty solana coins with 1intro's liquidity bootstrapping pools while the big boys can gamble all their money in high-risk high-reward shitcoins
I'm a full time schizophrenic and part time goth.
>>58418794NEET but looking for a job as a quant
I'm a dancing instructor for wagies
>>58419238same but I dropped out of college at 17
>>58419255Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop providing Liquidity? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to.
Wfh wagie. Processing payments/tickets for a certain group of banks. Dead-end job, but decent pay, chill colleagues and don't have to go to office at all, since boss also works mostly remotely in another region. Want to be a neet in the next 10 years tho once enough is saved up, since having a family is not an option for the average guy.
>>58418794I'm a law student, I'll be working an internship over the summer.
>>58418794i worked full time for 5 years and bought crypto then I stopped for a year. then i worked 8 months. then I went holiday for a year. then I worked for 4 months and I am going on holiday again for the rest of the year (my gf is foreign)i basically didn't really work the past 3 years, almost 4 years. .
i was making 15k a month from adsense for 4 years and i was demonetized i want to kms i have never had a job and never will mid 30's im gonna gamble my savings on mstr aka leveraged btc if it dumps i kmssssss lets fucking go
>>58418800Yes and I am a Remote Self-Directed Investment Specialist.
>>58418800>>58420053I'm an investment analyst.
>>58418794I've worked two jobs at the same time these past few years, worked myself to death to buy btc/ether, now i'm doing pretty good because of crypto so i only work part time but i still make about half of what i used to so i can't complain.I'm still wondering if this is fine as i have way too much time for myself and i just laze around but i guess i kinda of deserve it after working so hard...no i'm still not milionaire, almost there, no wife/kids.
>>58419907our system is different here so hs starts at 16/17
>>58418794I am a Remote Equity Target Acquisition Rate Developer.
>>58418794I'm an investor in the decentralized finance sector, I also mange portofolios in high liquidity asset scenarios
Landscaper and greenkeeper. I grind out 8 months of the year and take 4 off. Love it but it's gonna be the death of me. Shit pay so gonna dca into crypto for the next 5 to 10 years while working on some passive income. Was a braindead neet for 8 years. Any ideas, lads? I'm new to crypto. Should I dca into the top 5? And how can I generate easy passive income?
>>58418794I work in a medical lab
I lived the NEET lifestyle ages 20-25I had an online job that I could do that earned me more than most people my ageIt was comfy until the mental illness caused from isolation kicked in. I ended up really neurotic and weird. If I carried on with that lifestyle I would have been unable to hold conversations with people and probably developed early onset dementiaBeing a shutin kills
>>58421091>I had an online job that I could do that earned me more than most people my agehow does one get that? is it just luck?
I work as a penetration tester at 20 years old.Is this a win?
>>58421091This post is correct
>>58421027>Should I dca into the top 5yep that is a great idea if you already have 7 figures of cash available to invest
tech sales50k base 5% commission 1% profit share (small development agency)165k takehome last year, but since I'm young/have few responsibilities I simply live and budget off my 50k base salary and invest EVERYTHING else
Climate scientist fag. In less fancy words a consultant wagie doing GHG reports and powerpoints for jew corpos. Hybrid work and work is comfy, but my coworkers are bitchy children with in/outgroups on the best of days and my pay is shit-tier for the amount of revenue I'm clearing for the company (I've easily had weeks where I did 100% of the work on deals worth $10+k). I work for my old uni as a freelancer for a second income. Have been investing about 20% of my pitiful paycheck into crypto, basically half of everything that's left after subsidised rent and my budget for food + leftovers from student loan. Have about 7k capital down, about 8k unrealised gains. Hoping for at least a huge savings stack from a few moonshots. Gonna try and leave for better pay regardless EOY unless my faggy company gives me a 10-20% raise (they won't). Am unironically tempted to swing trade. I was hoping for a few easy 5xs, but my starting swing (the little frog) unironically mooned hard. I'm going to keep holding my stack of green frogs and just save enough beer money for another starting swingie stack. I'm happy that we've crabbing right now even, because I can accumulate money to deploy before the manic phase hits. It's same every cycle. Halving turbulence shakes out all the retards who ape back in once the post-halving bullrun hits 6-12 months after the halving. >>58421027Depends how much starting capital you have. This fag >>58421426 is being facetious, your returns on BTC/ETH over a 10 year timeframe will beat out basically all other investments with the same risk level. Of course, don't expect your $1000 to turn into $1M, those days are long gone. But a 5x? I'd say that's completely reasonable. If you're new to crypto, stay far away from shitcoins until you at least know how to work wallets, market dynamics, how people communicate in the cryptospace, etc. I've been in crypto since 2017 and only started memecoins this year and I'm still finding my footing.
>>58421158I'm not him but I still have a remote job that earns me over 200k and I'm 26 so above average. I had a rather unique university situation though that resulted in that. I wouldn't call it luck persay, but you might depending on your outlook on life.
NEET. A job would distract me way too much. Wouldn't know about $SNNC or Ondo if I was a waggie too worried about Stacey at HR kicking my ass out for even glancing at her.
>>58418794If I had a job, I wouldn't be hoping some token called MUMU fucking rises up
>>58423891yeah, I guess so. connections trump all or something like that
>>58418794Is blogging and monetizing website via Adsense and Hydro Online regarded as a real job?
I did the neet -> remote webdev thing. Worked a couple months/years off and on in person but like < 2.5 years total.basically a shutin apart from from 17-28.remote webdev ~ 4 years now.>>58421091i've always been neurotic and weird, how'd you get out of that? I find so long as I keep good habits, go on daily walks, eat decent avoid alcohol, have productive hobbies (reading, making music, etc) its not too bad. im probably just getting really weird and not noticing it though.
>>58421091>being a commutecuck is better than making money from the comfort of your home
>>58418794Neet aping and degen playing into L1s and oracles. Am I gmi?
>>58418794I made more in 2021 from crypto than I would have made in 150 years of working the job I had before, and 10-40x in each of the preceding and following years. You can call me a NEET but what kind of idiot would keep working under that circumstance
>>58418794my job is to channel the arcane forces flowing from the universe to compete against other magicians in a duel of fates with our $ORBS>im a neet and i only play p2e games to make ends meet
>>58425192Blogging is a real job, and I'm also just thinking of monetizing via Hydro online
>>58418794Do you mean being a 9-5 slave?No thanks I'm good working at home earning money with my SSNC
