Federal Reserve has been hacked, ladies and gentlemen. https://www.scmagazine.com/news/lockbit-claims-ransom-negotiations-with-the-fed-over-33tb-of-stolen-data
>>58678072Surprised no biz threads on this being bumpedStrange times ahead
>>58678072Really, if anything ever deserved a sticky on this board, this is it. We are talking $35T in assets potentially compromised.
>>58678167I’m surprised there’s not more chatter yet. They have less than 24 hours to comply
They're trying to supress this info like crazy.Fuck the FED.
>>58678072Based. I hope even if the Fed pays up, they release it all anyways. Fuck this gay country. The faster it burns to ash the better.
>>58678072>>58678167Controlled demolition
>>58678072Surely they will just print whatever the ransom is
>>58678072it's probably a bluff or troll since no sample data was released alongside the claim. and recently LockBit has been posting fake leaks, so either the group stopped caring about integrity or the person running their website is no longer part of the group.
it would be so easy to false flag a "ransomware cyberattack" happening. majority of the population can't find a file that isn't on their desktop. bring some talking head to speak computer jive and everyone will trust the experts and accept their new Nigerian mortgage servicer's acceleration clause.
>>58678072Nothingburger>>58678164Everyone is fucking pissed and sick and tired of all the bullshit going on
>>58678167I don't think they store the money on the website
So they encrypted their ledgers of who owes what and whatever? Based if true imagine some vigilante just deleting everyone's info kek
>>58678072>ransom the fed>delete the national debtit’s time for a jubilee
>>58678072It wasnt me i swear
What's it like being a government worker where you barely have any accountability but still get good pay and crazy benefits?
>>58678242Fdic doesnt cover cyber attacks either>>58678267Pic related mek
Its time for minecraft time>captcha org2tj
>>58678230>Recently Lockbit has been posting fake leaksProve this with links
A few links and one including the new Dump Location:https://www.fxstreet.com/analysis/americans-bank-info-could-be-at-risk-in-possible-fed-hack-202406241802https://www.upi.com/amp/Top_News/US/2024/06/24/lockbit-federal-reserve-breach-threat/1551719268783/https://x.com/alvierid/status/1805074447130636320Wonder if Assange being freed has anything to do with the demands?https://x.com/wikileaks/status/1805391265489731716
Any decent articles on exactly what the expected impact is? Done a ton of searching, Ctrl+F'ed 'Bond' and 'Bill' on every thread what's popped up, but nothing.Treasurydirect's run by the department of the treasury, not the fed directly, so not sure how the fuckage pans out. Fed or corpos getting the shaft would obviously be both entertaining and very based, but if the 'banking info' held is just a log of grandpa's i-bonds stash and associated credit union, that's a little less amusing.
>>58678383For sure. The guy gets freed in 24 hours related to this after years of nothing ? The biggest “notta nothing burger” to me>>58678210Also this.What would replace the Fed ? Maybe CBDC ?Invest in thet
>>58678072Isn’t this just a subplot of Mr robot?
>>58678383if true they will get paid or release it in 5 hours
>>58678839Yeah I was trying to think where I've seen this before
>>58678862also Fight Club, way before that show
>>58678253They keep it in metamask
HOLY SHIT A FEDERAL RESERVE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>58678253>he doesn't know about "the excel sheet"
>>58678383Holy shit. Is this real life?
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>>58678072Was part of the ransom to release Julian Assange? Kinda happened pretty fast and without warning. Next thing ya know he’s a free man
>>58678242https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhSi2K7uuQ8WEF has been talking about cyber attacks for a while now.
>>58678072Baby jesus hold us if they release the data
So this is it then
welp, time's up, it was a nothingburgerunless Assange release was related
>>586800332 more hours
>>58678383very indaresting
>hold the federal reserve ransom>they print 10 million dollars>pay the ransom and everyone goes their separate ways, no one gives a shitthis is a nothing burger, they have the money to pay for this. they make the money to pay for this
Yet another nothingburger
>>58681098Russians lied? No way. In other news, water is wet and Sergey is russian.
>>58678072>all our debts eraseda hackerman would unfortunately never do this tho, but only for himself and the people he gave a shit about
>>58681098>>58681098Aw man>id rack
>>58680465The crazy thing is the paper printing is unable to keep up with the demand for federal reserve notes. For every physical dollar (fiat fed note) in cash, there are 1776 digital dollars serving as a token for fiat, which originally was backed by silver. We used to have real money made of physical silver that burned jew skin but now we have computer judaism
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>>58678072Fuck that, I want them to audit that motherfucker. Once we learn how bad theyre screwing us Trump can dissolve the whole shitty fucking organization.
>>58681490oh sure, they'll get right on it!anything else you need?
>>58678164Most threads aren’t organic so it’s not surprising
>>58678200Checked and this, defending this toxic system at this point is suicidal let it come down!
>>58678242You ain’t wrong, goyim are ruled by fear.
>>58679260good breadcrumb, thanks.>>58681576somewhere along the line they figured out a faceless enemy is much scarier. classic low-budget horror movie technique
>>58681502You miss the point. If the docs leak indy journalists will audit them for us.
>>58681641>fdic does not cover cyber attacks
