Early 30s, never had a jobHow do I get a jobI don't know if I canI have no skillsI'm panicking so hard
But why? You should be used to being unemployed and broke
>>58682351are you also fat?
>>58682351Don't workJust enjoy life and natureTime is the most valuable thing
>>58682351You are fine. Here is what you do>find out what type of job you want >get qualified for the job (Coursera courses, certifications, training, maybe even a bootcamp)>for your resume, just say you were self employed for the last couple years. Like you can just say you ran a small landscaping business or something>dont take the blackpill, chatgpt fucking sucks and will take exponential amounts of data to improve. It will be a slow grind before it makes people (other than roasties and office bitches) obsoletealso remember, you likely wont get your preferred job right out the bat. A hack is to get an entry level job with a company that has your preferred job, kick ass and make your goals known. I have seen it work many times>friend wants to get into IT>he joins an ecommerce company as an entry level salesperson>gets certified while working there>IT position opens up, he gets moved to IT. No schooling required>another friend wastes his 20s getting a BS degree>gets out of school realizing there is no job market for a history major>wants to become an engineer>does a couple of bootcamps, gets an entry level solutions engineer job (had never had a job before)>proves to be a great asset, starts as a solutions engineer fixing minor issues with APIs and shit, now he is doing actual SWE with a great companyI have more examples, but you should start doing research. ChatGPT is a good place to startdont be a defeatist, you arent trying to become an astronaut, you are trying to make some fucking money. Dont be too picky but also dont be a bitch and go for a goyim tier job like material handler or something
>>58682407also to clarify before some faggot looking for a small victory tries to nitpick my postI mean dont bite the doom pill about chatgpt replacing everyone. It is not sentient. It has a long way to go before it can replace people chatgpt IS good for doing research and preparing a study-guide.
>>58682407>>58682458This is good advice but I've been trying to get my foot in the door with IT with a literal CS degree and I'm not getting any bites on my resume. Maybe I should get a Sec+ and try for govtech?
>>58682486You gotta start with an entry position and then transfer. It'll take 6 months to a year but it's quite doable. I believe in you
>>58682499thanks for the moral support anon. i've been trying to get an ok job for like half a year now, i guess it's time to shoot for like help desk or some bullshit
And by entry position, I mean like Customer Service or Sales with a tech company. Once you are on the job you can find ways to demonstrate your skills>Oh look I was assigned on a group project with a bunch of normies who don't know how to clean data, let me clean the data cutting out workload in halfShit like this amazes boomers and roasties>Oh hey look we have a bunch of common issues, let me create a macro script so that reps no longer have to write out each email, they can use press 2 buttons and it'll auto fill>Oh look we have a common customer request that has 7 handoffs between teams, let me just make a python/SQL script behind a GUI so that we can be more efficient>>58682502You are very welcome bro. Also realize this is a really bad job market. It's not just you. Everyone who is unemployed is having a hard time.Remember to ATS optimized your resume, and don't be too proud to ask a friend or alumni for an internal recommendation.You got this bro
>>58682395Watch it fly by as the pendulum swingsWatch it count down to the end of the dayThe clock ticks life awayIt's so unrealDidn't look out belowWatch the time go right out the windowTryin' to hold on, did-didn't even knowI wasted it all just to watch you goI kept everything inside and even though I triedIt all fell apartWhat it meant to me will eventuallyBe a memory of a time when-I tried so hard and got so farBut in the end, it doesn't even matterI had to fall to lose it allBut in the end, it doesn't even matterOne thing, I don't know whyIt doesn't even matter how hard you tryKeep that in mind, I designed this rhymeTo remind myself how I tried so hardIn spite of the way you were mockin' meActing like I was part of your propertyRemembering all the times you fought with meI'm surprised it got so farThings aren't the way they were beforeYou wouldn't even recognize me anymoreNot that you knew me back thenBut it all comes back to me in the endYou kept everything inside and even though I triedIt all fell apartWhat it meant to me will eventuallyBe a memory of a time when-I tried so hard and got so farBut in the end, it doesn't even matterI had to fall to lose it allBut in the end, it doesn't even matterI've put my trust in youPushed as far as I can goFor all thisThere's only one thing you should knowI've put my trust in youPushed as far as I can goFor all thisThere's only one thing you should knowI tried so hard and got so farBut in the end, it doesn't even matterI had to fall to lose it allBut in the end, it doesn't even matter
>>58682613https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5BjuJLhDK8&ab_channel=Maggi
>>58682407Thank youI'm just scared because I've avoided human contact throughout my 20sI'm scared of fucking up
>>58682363>>58682351>I have no skillsShame. What a rotten way to die.
>>58682351kys
>>58682351>I will never know the joy of rough and tumbling a big nosed gfWhy even live
>>58682827don't give up fren it is certainly possible
>>58682351i was in a similar position a couple of months ago, luckily i was able to find a delivery job that accepted people without experience or studies like me, i will say though if you are in serious need of money start looking into the unicorn chain airdrops, you only need to hold some shitcoins (which you're in /biz im assuming you have) and you're eligible to get airdrops in uwu so it's basically the best way to farm money right now
>>58682952I have couple million unicorns and I hold some emojis too I just finished my at home MBA so I'm clueless and scared what I should doI didn't join the course for job purposes I just needed time to figure things out if I can work in crypto or notAnd over the last two years I've built connections with lots of influential crypto founders but I don't wanna work with them because mixing profession with relations ruins both
>>58682351>0:00-0:03The weak should fear the strong,
>>58682395Wrong. This is such a cope tier argument. Money should be every man's number 1 priority. As soon as a man becomes capable of work, he should do so. The money he makes goes into the market where it stays for at leat two full cycles until he reaches maturity and can buy land with cash and avoid debt. When he gets to this point, then not only can he enjoy nature, but own it himself. Dont be fooled by this feel-good Alan Watts bullshit - dont forget the guy's wife was filthy loaded and he coasted by on her tab as a full time alcoholic spewing exactly the kind of shit a boheme parasitic alcoholic with anxiety would spew.
>>58682351why did you post that video?
>>58682351Get a job as a braphog.
>>58683124It's me literally
>>58682351you should have been panicking a literal decade ago wtf happened
>>58683240Found crypto
>>58683256How much crypto money do you have?
Just do what I did in your situation, get a relative to hire you in a comfy jobSimple as
>>58683288Barely entry level lol
>>58682706He was a good man
>>58682636I forgot about this
>>58682351Sort for airdrops on telegram first, start with that then learn how to trade. Blum, Tapsawp, Hamstar and posemesh are the next DePIN trend
>>58682698You got this man
>>58682351if you still have money you can try with memecoins like $kendu, after all this thing already feels like a job, or maybe I'm just paranoid
>>58682351>Early 30swhy did you buy link?
>>58683256Could have been a millionaire if you also worked and aped your pay cheque into crypto
>>58682351You’ll be fine. I was in the same situation as you and I made it fine. I had to bounce around for a decade but I found my niche. Look into wfh jobs like cybersecurity if you’re too anxious for in person jobs
>>58682827Find your jewess my dude
If I want a job that requires you to be good at math, how do know if I am capable of passing the math section before going to school? I would think a placement test would do it, but it's more than just being out of highschool for a decade. I failed pre-calc and algebra 2. I'm not sure if that was because I was a weed smoking teenager, or if I have a brain that is incapable.
>>58685923>symptoms enjoyer
>>58684996If I had bought it summer of '18 I wouldn't be here
>>58682351You could literally be a cab driver by Friday. I've been one since 2013, and every time I try to get away from it I just keep coming back because the money is good and I can work my own hours; they also give me my own cab so I don't need a car. You could also be a Truck Driver by the end of the month if you REALLY hit the books and go to a school where you can "rent" a teacher and a truck and learn: 1) How to pass your pre-trip and behind the wheel test, and 2) Backing Backing Backing. Don't you dare attempt to take your test and go look for work until you can back a trailer into a tight fit like it's nothing.Forklift Operator is another one. Now with that one you could literally go to school tomorrow and if it's a good school they'll literally find you a job immediately. When I did it my teacher told me that if I could handle it there was a warehouse a few blocks away that was waiting for me. That was 12 hour shifts 7 days a week though, but that's exactly the same amount of hours I put into the cab.
>>58687020Literally.
>>58682351I saw FUN is looking for a casino manager, you might be fit for the role kek
>>58682613That album was lit
>>58687040https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6fkJXID4Kq0
>>58682351imagine the smell.
Retail, sales. You need to learn how to talk. What the fuck have you been doing for 30 years? Holy smokes
>>58687025That ico from 2017?
>>58682952unicorn chain airdropsthis is the gayest thing ive ever seen, disgusting
>>58682351SEX WITH ELEPHANT CALF UUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
>>58685660Based. I"m doing the same here—funneling my paycheck straight into ETH, NEAR, and QAN.
>>58682499>I believe in youGood stuff. OP main thing is to keep your head straight. You know you have to get out there. Listen, work hard, keep your head straight. I manage people and no one cares where you came from... if you're cool, work hard, and support others you will win. Its that simple. Good luck.
