how should i invest as an extremely risk-averse person
>>58682508High-yield savings account
>>58682508Boost your testosterone by lifting weights and eating better.
>>58682510this is my order of investments401k with 4% matchmaxed out IRA6- month emergency fund4,000 in a 3,6,9,12 month CD ladderand finally a brokerage fund in the s&p
simply put: don't however be aware that just to keep up with, and not just have your money eaten by, inflation you'd have to invest in extreme risk assets
Buy SPYStake stablecoins with shit like CoinbaseBuy a small amount of BTC each check
>>58682508i was about to make a funny joke but actually the best way to both learn about crypto and get money is with airdrops, i recently found out about $uwu airdrops (they have like 150 airdrops or more going on), you only need to hold a certain amount of tokens in eth/btc or sol chain and you are ellegible for their airdrops, its legitimately the most risk averse thing ever, this is kid stuff
>>58682508in dogs that have been around for at least 2 months, I have $Kendu just because I want to have something stable for a change, or something that really makes money
>>58682508Buy sealed Magic the Gathering booster boxes and put them in the closet for 5-10 years
>>58682508>All in on BTC and MSTR>Uninstall portfolio app>Come back in 10 yearsIt's literally risk free gains
>>58682533>and finally a brokerage fund in the s&pS&P is rated as high risk by the way. When it crashes, it can take 10 years to break even e.g dotcom
>>58684522>10 years of DCASounds pretty risk free unless you're 60 years old
>>58682508>risk-averse personmaybe this is not your tango brocrypto being decentralized naturally is by definition riskyyou short volatile shit like memes orlong slow paying bets like btc or superethereum and solana same shit but worse...As I said maybe not your tango
>>58682508just dont market is shit this days
>>58682533why emergency? are you like expecting for shit to hit the fan any day?
>>58685093being prepared for the unexpected is common sense
gold
>>58685095they way I see it is that you cant control reality so why bother?
>>58684906never invest what you cant afford to lose...
>>58682508coke
>>58685106niggerpepe is a coin waiting to be made
>>58685110black gold in the making
>>58684906well gamefi is bout to make it someday
Dogecoin.
