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>>58779654buy signal
>>58779654teslasisters... what if he not real life tony stark after all?????
>>58779654Ppl will fomo in back again. No worries
>>58779714but why? they have nothing, it's just hope and their numbers are shit.
So what should we buy instead? Rivian?
>>58779685>buy signal Sell signal. Dump it
>>58779721EVs are all a scam
Not even 5 minutse after the earnings report and Musk announces his bankruptcy plan
>>58779721EVs are a meme and only faggots want them.
>>58779844I love my Tesla Model 3 and I can assure that I enjoy fucking my girlfriend.
>>58779865how old is that car? There's no new models coming, the cucktruck is a massive failure
>>58779868Mine is 3 years old. Tesla released a refreshed Model 3 this year and they've been talking about releasing a smaller and cheaper model within the next few years.
>>58779878Not sure where you're from, sales of tesla are definatly down in europe, you don't really see that many new teslas
>>58779881Their sales are down everywhere. That's why TSLA stocks are in the shitter today. I live in a nice part of USA and I've hardly seen the new Model 3s or Cybertrucks.
>>58779654Black rock is dumping their bags to cover their losses from holding mortgage boxes.
Folks, we gotta buy more Tesla because Elon is genius.
>>58779714Wall Street is finally coming to reality with AI. What else is there to grift on?
>>58779865You sound vaxxed. Enjoy your car you "own" that has an internet backdoor, queer.
7 months tesla was in the red before peaking 250. Then crashing back down. Elon Musk chose to get political, and it will cost him. The shareholders should sue him.
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>>58779654Too many jeets talking the earnings call, begining of the end for Tesla
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>>58780233Epic meme bro, let's buy more Tesla to own the chudlibs
>>58780116what's ur point nigger? all cars sold today have location tracking. but not all of them have cameras pointed at your fucking face and your topless children experimenting with each other in your home garage. imagine paying money for this spyware and shilling it. dumbass!
>>58780327Its the hypocratic fallacy. Same people say you should abandon all expectations of privacy forever because>heckin Google already has your info!!!
oof rough opening TSLA bros, I thought if we gave space man his billions we would all get rich?
