Awesome, let's hope it lasts till I get paid.
>>58779781Its sexy, my peepee hard af!
>stock market meltdown >*checks price*>5343
>>58779781you laugh today but bitfuck will catch up and crash to 12k
>>58779781it needs to drop 50% I want to see finance fags offing themselves, and boomers jumping out of buildings as their 401k gets liquidated and the value on their multiple homes loses 30%
>>58779781Im a tradlet i just started with future trading, im doing ok, im up 100
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>FED cutting rates >Unemployment gradually going up for over a year These two things tell you were in a fucking recession. Not some 2022 recession that the media can sweep under the rug but a full blown either 2001 Dot Com crash or 2008 financial crisis. We'll see in a few months which one happens
>>58779781The opposite of what I expect FUN chart to look like by the end of summer
>>58780037that would be awesome. Its about time these boomer fucks felt some pain.
Does 3% really count as a crash?
>>58780059Crashing is a present tense descriptor, it technically started last week
>>58780037Sweet! I always wondered what the millennial experience was like but I was born 20 years too late.
>>58779950but im shorting btc as well
>>58780059not really but it's quite a large daily drop anyway, last time this happened was late 2022, for nasdaq 2% either way is already quite a lot and 3.5% is really rare, if its sustained over the next days with further losses its a bit of a crash yeah
>>58779781I bought some more.It dumps for no reason, it goes up for no reason. So all I have to do is buy when it dumps, and sell after it went up for a while.
>>58780124It dumped in 2022 because the Fed finally put the foot down on 0% rates. This dump is completely organic. Companies are missing earnings expectations on all sides.
Y’all see how good Joe Biden was for the economy? He got sick and decided not to run again and the markets crumbled. I guess Joe Biden and the Democrats were our friends afterall folks.
>>58780037Doomers are always wrong
>>58779781that graph looks like a hand
>>58779781sold XRP to slurp a few stocks, feels good man
>>58780082My experience was hiring freezes and layoffs everywhere and the people lucky enough to keep their jobs all looking down on me.
>>58779950it has begun
I'm a cryptofag but will transition to boomerstocks after this bull run.Is now the time to start averaging in to the S&P?
I'm gambling on flip.ggI'm actually winning, maybe I have to stop...
>>58780037I hope my workplace finally fires lazy fucks.
>meltdownDoomers are hilarious
>meltdownI don't think meltdown means what you think it means anon. Sometimes number go up, sometimes number goes down. That's the way it works. Down today, up again next week. Even if it continues downward for a while and digs a painful little trench, it's not a concern. Sure as the sun will rise tomorrow, the stock market will eventually recover from whatever downturn occurs. Should the day come where we witness complete irrecoverable collapse....well...we will have bigger problems than stocks, and I hope you own food rations, guns, and ammunition.
>>58780082>millennial experienceAmerica was still reasonably white in 2008 and high-trust. This time, you'll get the combination of a depression with 80 million unwashed third worlders and many millions of homeless drug addicts being denied their fixEnjoy.
>>58780450How's your Enron stock doing?
>>58780082Wait until you realize this happens every 6-10 years and its not unique to millennials.
>>58781723Wrong as always poltard
>>58781770Either provide an argument or go back to /k/, nafo troon
>>58780467>sold xrp NGMI
>>58780037It's the dotcom x15 and 2008 x25 at the same timeIt's going to be an unprecedented crisis
