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ITT: We pretend to be Tesla ($TSLA) baggies
>bro its not a car company. It is an AI Compute™ Robotics company.
>TESLA IS THE NEXT TESLA
>bro 25 trillion dollar market cap incoming. there will be 2 optimus robots for every human. We wont even need to work bro we just buy a robot and send it to work for us
>bro if you buy the model 3 now, you will be able to have it do robo taxi deliveries while you sleep and you can pay off the car in a year
>bro full self driving is coming any day now, it will be safer than humans
>what? the car doesnt spy on you, it has cameras constantly running but they would never spy on you
>bro it doesnt matter that he sent his nvidia chips to X AI and not TESLA,
>Bro yeah Tesla has missed profits 4 quarters in a row, but Elon EARNED that $50B bonus