>the trophy wife is rapidly gaining weight
>>58997473Literally having the same thing. My wife was so hot. Now she's all fat like a tire around her waist
She should feel bad about being fat and make an effort to losing weight.If not, she will be dumped.
im hoping my gf doesnt gain weight. she's asian so the odds are pretty good..?
>>58997473The dream. It means she's content.
>>58997473>>58997487Get her to start exercising with you. Frame it as wanting to spend more time together. If you do it right, she’ll start exercising without you. t. Husbandpilled
>>58997473You bought the top, in financial terms
I love how having meat on your bones used to be a sign of wealth and prosperity and we’ve been tricked into thinking malnourishment is true beauty. By all means, I don’t mean needing to butter the doorway to get to the bathroom is beautiful but you can keep your skinny boy body bimbo.
Many such cases.
>>58997473>>58997487>buying a literal depreciating asset and being this surprised
>>58997473Breed her immediately to produce a chad or stacie.
>>58997473>He didn't put in a fat clause in his prenup
>>58997524smart
>>58997473after how many kids?
>>58997473She’s doing that to fuck with you and she isn’t even aware of it in all likelihood. Life is conflict. Call her out on it and win. If she has any leverage over you such that you can’t call her out, I guess you’re fucked then huh? She may as well just shit in her hand and fling it at you while smashing dishes in the kitchen because you have zero civil recourse.
>>58997539fatty copethe average american woman is 5'4 and 172lb, its not aesthetic
>>58997658>5'4 and 172lbFurther proof that the average American woman is Mexican.
>>58997539Fat fucking retard kill yoursrlf unironically
>>58997473MANY SUCH CASES, SAD!
And that's a good thing!
>>58997473then it's not a trophy wife
>>58997473tell her that she and the weight of her gold jewelry are a fixed amount.
My wife is a dumb fucking bitch and I hate her most of the time.
>>58997789Why did you marry her then?
>>58997658>>58997688>childbearing hips =/= fatboy lovers.
>>58997823Sorry that I like actual hot girls and not fat fucking whales
>>58997800this
>>58997833To me she's beautiful. Rubenesque.
>>58997800Companionship
>>58997473>>58997487tell her to get off the goyslop. 99% of the grocery store is poison,
>>58997539it wasn't always like this. 10 years ago, fat chicks had a firmness to them. their flesh was taut, like an overfilled water balloon. they jiggled but everything maintained a pleasant, plump form. plaps sounded more like slaps. now fat chicks all have lipedema and too must estrogen so their fat is a saggy droopy mess that doesn't resist pressure or keep its shape.
>>58997473Should have married the practice gf instead.
>>58997473>>58997487>fell for the marriage mememany such cases
>>58997473you mean the former trophy wife?
>>58997473Accruing surplus
>>58997473>implying this is a bad thingYou were planning on this happening the entire time, right anon?
tfw no fat wife to try to deadlift
>>59000077Someone needs to photoshop this with a fidget spinner
>>58997473>the trophy wife is rapidly gaining weight
>>59000000
An ugly wife is a treasure in the home
>>58997658>5'4 and 172lband attitude?
>>59001164What about your kids? Ugly people are le bad (unironically)
>>58997473hows the trophy mistress doing?
>>58997473>fat wife is losing weightThat is how the turnip crumbles ed-boy
>>58997473Have her get the lap band surgery
>>58997473
doesn't get better. will only get worse. just leave her desu
>>58997473take the di caprio pill
>>59001172Lol
>>58997473Time to get a new oneOh wait you mean WIFE??Fuck... why did you do that?
>>58997473I was pretty close to divorcing mine. She called cops and ran away to my other house.She gained weight, and almost completely stopped moving. Then she got a hard labor job and started losing weight. Tries to get me to move back in.
>>58997504Asian girls don't gain weight, they just age terribly. She'll look like Mr. Miagi at age 35
>>58997539Hear hear
>>58997872They know. They just don't care.
>>58997473That means you got an atrophy wife, and not a trophy wife
>>58997524With her friend JackAt the gymHer hot friend, Jack
>>59003876getting a women to eat and hydrate properly shouldn't be half as bad as it is. there's either an impregnable high bias towards meeting only these kind of women or all are the same and only care about consuming. capitalism would fail without women buying into their consumerist propaganda>Verification not required.
>>59001573cope image
>>58997473short her
>>58997504>AsianYou'll be fine, well done
>>59005800yeah when kept on rice and veggi dietwith western food they bulk badly
>>59001573Chad plapper needs >spreads STIs with no remorse
