you do have an emergency fund right?
>>59232526I did until post election. I threw it all into crypto and let Jesus take the wheel.
I love these, I wanted to lie so I could get BINGO! but that would've defeated the purpose
>>59232526My emergency fund is robbin' little old white ladies
>>59232526Just quit weed 9 days ago but I did smoke alone, arrested for drug paraphernalia
>>59232526It’s called my fucking crypto portfolio nigga.
>>59232526i like how some of these are spiritual/subjective judgments of oneself
>>59232582>arrestedHow did that happen? Where I live, they just take it and charge you with possession of it and give you a court date
>>59232526you can guess from this bingo all you respect is sex, money and rich lifestyle. but then you hate it if it doesnt come with social status.thanks for showing your bingo. just typical example of how a white girl brain operates, where rich men at then if theyre not prince charming, lets pull up the bingo. OP, you are a loser if you need peer support for a weed night. Didnt mommy and daddy give you enough attention when you were little?
>>59233928>business & finance boardI think you may be looking for reddit
Is there any hope left?
>>59232526the only square that actually matters is virgin
I feel like I've worked really hard at wasting my life. Like a fucking loser will at least have done drugs or awful sex or something that makes their blood flow, but I made sure that my existence allowed for no risk or excitement whatsoever while also failing to achieve all normie milestones in life.
>>59232526>diagnosed autismhow does this make you a loser? this isn't a choice and is a mental illness
>>59235603Still makes you a loser, loser
>>59235603it makes you a loser because only women care about diagnosing literally who cares mental 'disorders'It basically means one of two things, either you're a sniveling pussy and went and got a diagnosis of your own will, or your parents were so ashamed of you and thought you so embarassing that they actually went and got a piece of paper to tell themselves that you aren't their fault.
>>59232526> less than 10 happy memories in the last yearTry 20 years, probably not even 5
>>59234205There's always hope. Try jumping from the moderate heights until you get disabled and then BINGO!
>>59232526so I need to get a diagnosis for my social anxiety and become bad with money in order to bingo.
Where's the box asking if OP is a faggot? Oh, that's permachecked.
Could tick 3 more but:>My 'tism, anxiety, and depression is undiagnosed because doctors here are incompetent or just don't want to help you.>Not fat but not as slender as I was in my 20s>I don't play vidya so I don't torrent, buy my music is ripped 100% off YouTube, I've never bought an album or paid for a streaming service in my life.
>>59232526only two two squares for me>distant in conversation>less than 10 happy memories in past yearsittin' comfy
Yes, took me about a year to get it back to six months of expenses saved (13k) after quitting my previous job. To truly be an emergency fund, it has to be completely liquid in checking right? If I put it in a CD it's technically not liquid or accessible.
>>59232545Technically if you did lie you would have filled out the center anyway, completing your bingo
>>59235751lmao based
>>59232526Being arrested is cool. I got this plus being inactive
>>59232526>Lie, cheat, or finesse through your problems This is /biz/. That should be on the winner bingo card.
>torrenting most of your games and downloads Ser I think that space belongs on gigachad bingo instead
usually 5-10k in cash sitting around. living expenses are like 600 per month since I don't own ANYTHING. I believe I would also receive 12 months or unemployment benefits, 67% of my current wage so thats another 2k per month for 12 months in case I lose my job. yeah I believe that's enough securities.
>>59235603Choice doesn't actually exist. Everything an individual is, can be traced back to being the result of cosmic causal force.
>>59232526I only get high a few weeks a year by myself.I have some downloaded pron videos but don't find myself watching them.I jerk off a few times a week and sometimes go on 1-3 month retention periods.Arrested once a long time ago when I was a teenager.
It's perhaps less over than I thought.
Things could be much worse.>>59238566Pretty similar cards, we should hang out sometime. You'll have to drive though, kek.
>>59234336actually the only square that matters is less than 10 happy memories in the past year
>>59232526A lot of these are great but a few are odd.>torrent most of your downloads and gameshuh?>spergy awkward distantis essentially the same square as>autism / depression>too little or too much sleepjust seems like you were running out of ideas herethe rest are sound
>>59232526All ogre
>>59236907>torrenting most of your games and downloads>loser