>>59235950thats what theyre there for. to absorb the hatred you should feel for your real boss(who subjects you to HR to begin with)
>>59235960>>59235950they have a very simple fucking job that requires no brain yet they can't do it effectively wasting my time with meaningless emails and interviews if hiring was for the ceo to do, they'ill do it on the fucking spot, the following day after the interview
>>59235974its slave-suppression technology. the entire point is to humiliate and frustrate you while having no recourse. its the way to whip slaves without a whip
>>59235974Simplest jobs attract the dumbest workers, and yet they're often well paid. HR and marketing are the perfect examples. You should've noticed it and applied for one of those jobs, if you're so smart
>>59235950HR Women act all smug and might. God I hate them bros... if a gender war happens they'll be first on the chopping block.
i wanna become a hr roastie
>>59236645YWNBAW.
>>59235974the government requires a quota to be met, hence the dumbass overpaid women at HR, likelly put there by a friend of daddy.Now, if they are so dumb why haven't you found a job yet, i literally got 2 of my best jobs making stupid jokes with the 40 yo chicks who think they still have game.
>>59236001>its slave-suppression technology. the entire point is to humiliate and frustrate you while having no recourse. its the way to whip slaves without a whipMany autists don't understand that the average normalfag is a sociopath not a psychopath. Psychopaths are very overtly aggressive whereas sociopaths are underhanded. Their entire gameplan is about being manipulative and purposely facetious. Once the average autist understands normalfag sociopath games the normalfags won't have an edge over autists anymore.
Many HR people have been replaced with software. The rise of workplace and that like have effectively made HR people obsolete.
>>59235950>coworker gives me and another coworker a rum candy>jokingly says not to get wasted>female coworker hears the words "rum" and "wasted">visits all of our rooms and starts chatting us up, while visibly smelling us, just to see if we're drunk and to rat us out to HR for fun if we are
take responsibility for your actions OP. Have you considered you actually did something wrong?
>>59237762refuse to work with women and definitely, definitely, refuse to be subordinate to a woman
>>59235950They have power over you, they decide if you get fired or not. Know your place
>>59238052ngl i work with female bosses and it's pretty comfy. working with autistic men bosses can get tiresome. female bosses promote better wlb.
>>59235950I hate office women in generalIf I had to be in the office 5 days I'd kill myself with how much they fucking yap all dayI timed it and the longest period of silence was 8 minutes. The whole fucking day.
>>59235950Imagine if someone bothers you at work and you feel bullied. Before HR, you had nowhere to go. You just had to deal with it, go to work, get bullied with no recourse. Just imagine working in such a miserable environment, where you are bullied anon. This used to be incredibly common and work spaces could be incredibly toxic.HR keeps wagies in line, so people can clock in, try make the best of it, and go home. It is a good thing.And I love HR women so much because they ahve to endure so much shit and yet they still try. I love them to death.
>>59238092I want to marry a woman btw bros
>>59238092>HR stops bullyingNo they dontThey are there to protect the company from bullying among the workplace allegationsThat means shutting the employee up, not helping them.Yes I have seen HR work secretly with a head of an area to make a bullied employee redundant
>>59238077house nigger. your fellow men are suffering
>>59238102What are you, gay?
>>59235950They're dumb, but they all like me.
>>59238107They are a deterrence
>>59236894yes they do cause i dont have the will or energy to play these games
>>59238126I'm not fricking gay
>>59235960unironic fpbp on /biz/
>>59235950Diff for me. My HR is a cute butt Latina, works that butt a lot too. But she's flirty with everyone in that "I will never fuck you" way, so we all just enjoy her ass in tight yoga pants day after day....
Oh, you hate HR women? Try this man, 4 years down the drain because of some redhead girl I crushed on decided to notify my bosses about me asking her out.>Been working at a farm store for 4 years.>Been crushing hard on a little redhead that started about in late 2022.>She turned 18 in early October, I was 19 when she started at 16.>Have a former coworker who is 6ft, lean, but muscled, blonde.>Typical Aryan bodybuild.>Me: I have a bad back, 5'9, overweight by 40 pounds. I can perfectly move, but if I move in a certain direction, I receive pain.>She was down bad for him and repeatedly kept tailing him.>He didn't want to date at that moment.>That was 6 months ago.>I've been hanging out with him at church and finally got the time to talk about how I like her.>Bro was pretty cool about it and told me to ask her out, "You're a chill dude, just got to work on how you present yourself.">Yeah, okay, thanks.>Finally got enough courage to ask her in private.> 22-year-old virgin asking out a hardcore religious chick.>She recoiled.>She actually fucking recoiled like a demon being shown a cross.>WTF.gif
>>59239375>Within the hour I was dragged into the store, into the owner's office (Saturday, last week).>Talked for 3 fucking hours, AFTER WORK with all the other bosses about sexual harassment.>Forced to sit and fake agree with them for the entire time.>They decided to work suspend me without pay for a month.>Also told me they'd decide to let me go or keep me by the end of it.>Explained that I was simply asking her out, that I wasn't sexually harassing her or anything.>Blew right through their fucking ears and my pleas were ignored.>Walked into the store today and handed in my notice (I have a corrections job lined up, and have since September.)>Boss looked at me in shock.>Let her know I'm giving her a 3 days notice to get someone hired because I'm not giving a two-week notice due to the overreaction of asking someone on a date.>Tried telling me I'm required to give a 2 weeks notice but I told her I can legally just walk off right there if I wanted.>Place is already low on warehouse workers (Takes 6 dudes to maintain 2 warehouses, there were 4 of us, now 3)>Face turned into anger and she had to notify the other bosses.>While I was doing my routine in the warehouse today, I heard screaming in the manager's warehouse office with the hiring manager.>The girl I had a crush on was angrily looking at me because she has MORE work on her plate now.>Honestly I'm thinking about not even going in tomorrow or the day after just out of spite.>Notified Bro from Church about it and he was shocked.>Wants to eat at some BBQ place, with me, nearby tomorrow to talk about it.>I might take up his offer and start going to church more because I'm so stressed about shit.Fuck you Elaina.
>>59239399Why would you be stressed? Seems like an ideal situation. Everyone revealed their true nature - you lost a bitch who didn't respect you and a job which mistreated you, gained a friend, a better job, and maybe even a community (church). After reading the first part I'd assumed you were going to behave like a pussy.Just lose some weight and hit the gym, good for you anon!
>>59239399I'd no call no show. They aren't going to ever give you a reference anyway. Fuck them.
>>59239490>Why would you be stressed?I'm used to laid-back jobs like warehouses. I'm used to making jokes and shit with guys and stuff, also being on my phone without bosses bitching, but ill have to be hush-hush with the position at the corrections facility because of caged zoo animals having nothing to do but fuck with and piss the guards off.
It's always chuds that don't understand the importance of HR lmao. Newsflash chuddie people like HR, they hate you.
>>59235960HR is there because of regulations about hostile work environments and as a place to shove DEI hires. They definitely make it a lot easier for middle managers to make life difficult for employees they don't like, but make no mistake, HR is the real problem. They're government parasites who've wormed their way into the private sector.
>>59235950My HR lady tickles my balls and calls me cutie. We need women to be in charge. Kamala should have won the election.
>>59239582you should fuck the hoes there anon.get some pussy while you work corrections.let us know how it goes
>>59239375>>59239399Anon I'm angry for you. You have every right to be pissed. Even giving them a 3 day notice was too much imho. I would've told them to all go fuck themselves on the spot during the 3 hour sexual harassment lecture. Like this anon>>59239526 said. They weren't going to give you a reference anyway. Your fate was sealed the moment they blindly took the cunts side over yours. You had no obligation to be polite at that point.Best of luck to ya.
