Hi /biz/. It's me, I'm back.What, you don't remember me? Ah, c'mon. I was here back in early 2021 until the big crash in May! Then I panic sold everything and left, obviously.You know me. I'm your friendly neighborhood crypto zoomer! The one who only ever comes around when crypto is at its peak for the cycle, when all the normies and soccer moms on TikTok start buzzing about which coins they're nervously considering dropping $100 in, expecting to get rich overnight.It's good to see you all again! I presume a humble $50 investment into Bitcoin will net me at least a solid $10,000 EoY?Oh! And also check out this funny comic my uncle sent me! He's a TOTAL crypto geek, he told me about this other coin called "Etherium" that he just put 15% of his last paycheck into last week! I warned him how risky it can be putting so much money into random coins nobody has heard about before, but he assured me he knows what he's doing. He said as long as it's on Robinhood, it's safe to buy. He's such a wiz as this whole crypto thing, lol!So, how are you doing, fellow 4-channers? Anyone else "making bank" lately?
>>59236843Hi anon! The crypto world has achieved a new paradigm, so you're sure to make bank soon ;)
Hi there crypto zoomer! I am an ESL retard, or possibly a bot programmed by some ESL shitskin. Don't discount epic coins not listed on RobinHood, there are some great opportunities out there. You should send money to a browser extension, then use a shady bridge to move your tokens to a meme chain with one centralized node and only one bridge in or out. Once your funds are there you should use a shady lending protocol and lock away your coins in exchange for other coins, then gamble those coins on a totally legitimate meme coin that I am naturally diverting this conversation towards. This token's name is related to current news events, trends, memes, or politics. I will now talk about the massive gains that I have experienced since buying this coin. Another "anon" will soon reply in a stilted, unnatural manner, using even worse English than I am. I look forward to you buying this meme coin, with which I am not affiliated in any capacity.
