And soft-launching a move into high fashion. Twitter is going nuts right now: https://x.com/Jaguar/status/1858800846646948155
>>59243762Posting peak Jaguar
Jaguar and Bud Light have a history of working together: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFRM8Sna5X4
>>59243769>>59243879based
Faggots, nigger faggots and fat niggers? This is a massive wtf. Advertising is about creating a culture and an image, but who in the niggerfuck wants to have this as an image? Not anyone who would buy a premium automobile, and if this is about the small percentage of Zoomers who pretend to like this dogshit aesthetic, they don’t have the fucking money.Jaguars already sucked but now they’ve got a fucked up mutant retard image to put people off. Also, they don’t look happy, shouldn’t they at least try that?
>>59243762look at these doods lmao
>>59243762>If Only You Knew How Bad Things Really Are
>>59243762I have no problem with the rebranding, but yeah, huge misstep showing this stuff and not the actual cars first. This is your brain on extraversion, "muh PEOPLE," crap. You're a car company, sell us cars.That said, you're not going to get any complaints out of me when it comes to more Fifth Element content. Besson-pilled all the way.
>>59244250tbf the fat chick is the only one who doesn't look like an alien.
>>59243762translation: jaguar is the next failing corporation to use DEI/ESG to intentionally nuke its stock valuation
>>59244575jean luc besson is a confirmed child rapist
>>59243762Why are there paint brushes and sledge hammers in the video, but no cars? It would work better as an ad for a hardware store?
>>59244668sadface
>>59244575disagree, they're building hype. If they do designer cars shit will fucking POP OFF. In Instagram-fueled clownworld having an "instaworthy" car is going to be very high demand.
>>59245294I'm sure that that's the strategy. My concern is that people are already clowning on it. I guess we'll see if the hatedom gets any traction or if it's forgotten once the final reveal is in.
>>59244765why don't you hold your mouth open under your giant orange baby while donnie craps in your gaping mouth
>>59243762I feel like this is ingenious ragebait marketing, to spread awareness and they will retvrn to their roots when they reveal it in Miami Dec 2nd.
>>59245294Its slop design, just look at the logo, there wont be a kino car, just another EV slop
>>59245537>>59244663>>59244575>>59243762Use your brain: The ONLY reasonable explanation here, is internal, intentional sabotage. There is no way this helps this company sell more cars. Just no reality where that happens. This can only be viewed as a highly focused attempt to self-immolate the company. Most likely stockholders within the company are so thorough convinced there is no way to turn the company around, they have concluded the most reasonable path forward is to short their own stocks and make profit that way. And the best way to accelerate the decline of the company is to self-sabotage like this.
>>59245498I don't know who "Donnie" is, sorry. Are you one of those guy's who is terminally online?
>>59246777No he's just one of those guys who knows who the President-elect of the United States is.
>>59246615Interesting hypothesis, Mr Bond.
>>59246615That's fraud and also Occam's razor. I think it's more likely that they're targeting a certain segment that you're not part of. My guess is nouveau riche Asians and Africans. People who aspire to Western affluence but only on a superficial level. People who don't care that you exist can make money off of others, shocking, I know.
>>59248892asians and africans don't like faggots lol
>>59248892This does not appeal to either of their sensibilities, good shitpost though. Asians don't like looking at niggers and both cultures execute gays.
>>59244575the 5th element had soul, this has a complete lack thereof its like someone asked for the most uncanny valley faces you can find and a fat chick and have them pose in the most soulless stare they can muster>>59244668so is polanski and very likely spielberg doesnt make their films bad
>>59248892>targeting a certain segmentYes- looks like they're doubling down on Euro and US expensive handbag-buying NY Times/Guardian women. I hope they know what they're doing, because the ad looks like passe 2022 culture war shit. Disney has lost 50% of its value in the past 4 years doing stupid culture war shit that alienates their audience.
