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I am being arrested for financial fraud
I will face a lifetime in prison
It's over for me
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>>59249619
what did you do?
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>>59249798
Didn't fraud enough money for a good lawyer by the sound of it.
Also OP make it easy for the prosecution and a nightmare for your publicly assigned defense and tell us everything in detail.
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>>59249808
>your honor, Someone else posted that.
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How much did you get? Was it worth it?
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>>59249619
play with fire get burned
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these guys always have the idea for a funny thread, but dont have the creativity to make a believable story to follow up the initial post. dumb.
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>>59249998
The zoomer brain is 95% nigger
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>>59249619
run
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>>59249619
why didn't you flee?
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Say "I didn't do it"
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>>59249619
>put the money in XMR and bury the password
>spend 5 years in prison
>enjoy life after that

Seems great
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>>59250076
sounds like so much fun, just imagine smoking weed while some zoomer puss is licking your eat out as you bob your zoomer frocut while nigger rap play in the background.
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>>59250539
5 years is a long time. 5 years ago today nobody had even heard of coronavirus or covid-19 yet, for instance. And Trump was president of the USA back then too.
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i think punishments for financial infraction should be financial too thus self-contained. the laws are wrong



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