I am being arrested for financial fraudI will face a lifetime in prisonIt's over for me
>>59249619what did you do?
>>59249798Didn't fraud enough money for a good lawyer by the sound of it.Also OP make it easy for the prosecution and a nightmare for your publicly assigned defense and tell us everything in detail.
>>59249808>your honor, Someone else posted that.
How much did you get? Was it worth it?
>>59249619play with fire get burned
these guys always have the idea for a funny thread, but dont have the creativity to make a believable story to follow up the initial post. dumb.
>>59249998The zoomer brain is 95% nigger
>>59249619run
>>59249619why didn't you flee?
Say "I didn't do it"
>>59249619>put the money in XMR and bury the password>spend 5 years in prison>enjoy life after thatSeems great
>>59250076sounds like so much fun, just imagine smoking weed while some zoomer puss is licking your eat out as you bob your zoomer frocut while nigger rap play in the background.
>>592505395 years is a long time. 5 years ago today nobody had even heard of coronavirus or covid-19 yet, for instance. And Trump was president of the USA back then too.
i think punishments for financial infraction should be financial too thus self-contained. the laws are wrong