whats up anons, this is my cv (dont dox me)jaguar aint looking so great and im trying to pivotany recs?
>>59251036Not enough flair.
>>59251036No marketing at Gillette?
>>59251036Get a role with Moderna. They need rebranding. You’re a great candidate.
>>59251036at least try getting an image that doesn't pop up as a 1st google results.
>>59251146its not my fault chuds on 4chinz and reddit want to repost my resume like its a jokei worked all my life for this
>>59251156fuck off you lying sack of shit. Maybe if you actually "worked all your life for this" you'd have those companies on your resume. But no, you are a desperate retard and should go back
>>59251183go back to where? fucking your mom?
>>59251036red flag > tenure at your last 4 jobs were all less than a year
>>59251194unexpected circumstances at the institutions employing mei think i can explain it welli was also in the midst of transitioning and it was a hard time for a good 2 years which led to my departure from google
>>59251194this. you can't achieve anything in 5 months of a new job, it's clearly a net loss to the employer
>>59251204just lie and extend the google job over the two shorter ones
>lead engineer>lead software engineer>manager>head>unpaid internshipWhat an interesting career progression
>>59251194>bro you did a temp job and then contract ended it looks bad bro!This society is so fucking stupid.
>>59251331ty anon>>59251287i did quite a bit>>59251347god emperor(ess) of mankind soon
>>59251036kek gj but like the other anon said, put some effort and make your bait more (visually)believable
>>59251036>lead>managed>managedso your dead weight
>>59251352yeah.. 4 times.. with those job titles.. are you for real manit looks dubious to say the leastI'd be better if there was a 2 year gap and you could lie, I had cancer, etc
>>59251510No your post is still retarded. Unless he got fired and that's something they could literally double check, the entire reasoning is some womanish "ick, he only works contract jobs" bullshit that makes it impossible to get long term career work in the first place and an example of why HR ladies should not exist at all.
>>592515184 times the problem wasn't him...
>>59251036k but do you have any experience making balloon animals like the job description asked for?
do you fags really recognize the bait in OPs pic?
>>59251613Yes its sam bankmans jude ayy isms. But nobody cares because crypto is a scam.
>>59251620ffs>FTXblew up and you already know it>SVBblew up bc of 0 risk management in spring of2023>GoogleI assume the OP was poking fun at Gemini's image generation (in)capabilities. Not 100% sure bc gemini is dogshit>crowdstrikethey released an update on something azure-related which crashed millions of computers worldwide. This lead to infrastructure not working (flights, banks, some gov functions etc)>netflixI assume the tyson-paul fight livestream did not work very well, idk idc>Jaguarthey just announced their new gay logo to divert attention from the fact that their car sales are 80% down
>>59251649u r no fun anon
>>59251036Kek.
