AAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME
>>59255542>HELP ME FATHER...cries the little bobobitch
when btc hits 100k and then corrects to 92k these alts are probably gonna dump 30% lol
>>59255542>markets not even openboomers gonna spam ibit buys and optionsbtc > 100k and ethbtc < .03 today
>>59255562this options trading shit is making me think this is gonna be the last bullrun bros. like if theres a bear market and bitcoin dumps to 40k you could just buy cheap otm leaps 2-3 years out and turn 20k into 70 million like roaring kitty did. the jews aren't gonna allow that. i think this is our last chance to make it
I'm starting to feel scared again. It's all going too well. Things don't usually go well
>>59255553I'll bet you it'll SHOOT straight to like 102k or 103k first to liquidate all the bobos and people expecting a big dump, THEN go down way below 100k lolThe powers that be wont let the bobos make very easy money like that
>>59255662That is the PTSD from the last four years
>>59255672Probably will go only slightly past 100K for a few seconds, stop for a few minutes, give all the super degenerates time to put in their 100x and 200x shorts in, then do a 1 second spike up that then instantly ultra-dumps, yap. Classic.
Is 0.3 BTC enough to make it brosI fucked up
>>59255759It is a lot better than nothing. And then it depents. What do you mean by make it? Could buy you a house.
>>59255672>The powers that be wont let the bobos make very easy money like thatyou are right. these niggers are blocking paypal right now.
>>59255759.86 here when I used to have 1.3 last year but crypto was the only thing I had when I lost my job and my unemployment ran out. Also cashed out seveal ETH fml.
Don't be cuck and pick up call for once $helloHrBwc1Gwptdb4hVFjLp97MbBW2jyzh4R7kBsZT1tpump
>>59255607i think you are rightI'll be honest I haven't really looked that much into options before but BTC seems to totally break the market? (pic rel is from jeff park the options guy at bitwise good interview with him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvytrpFDjwA )Just like in the situation that BTC goes up like 5-10% overnight or on weekends when markets are closed (which is a common occurrence, it literally just did) >MSTR and btc etf market makers need to hedge at market open>this results in a spike in the price>meaning they have to hedge more>meaning MSTR will buy more BTC>repeat>circuit breakers trigger>people just buy spot btc>price keeps going up>market makers need to hedge more when circuit breakers stop>price goes up more>circuit breakers triggerAm I missing something or is the situation set up for something totally retarded to happen Yesterday MSTR was the most traded stock for a while, and MSTU and MSTX were the 5th and 8th most traded etf, with 6th being IBIT. I got some far off ibit options because even just matching regular btc cycle returns they are fucking retarded in terms of return, if anything like I'm describing occurs it'll be even more so. why the hell is anyone wasting money in shitcoins?
>>59255922kill yourself Ranjesh
