I’m going to do it. I’m going to tell my family how much I made off crypto. I can’t take the constant nagging to use my degree. Maybe this will shut them up
>>59427997dont do it
>>59427997Don't do it. They will start expecting things from you.
>>59428004They make me feel like shit with their constant negging. I cant even relax in my own home
Bad call. My stupid girlfriend told my parents at dinner one night in 2017 because she literally couldn't keep the knowledge of MY portfolio to herself, and they haven't helped me out at all since, which has been a drain on my liquidity.
>>59428017Move away and start your real life in a new city
>>59427997>>59428017DON'T DO IT OPSAY YOU'RE LOOKING FOR WORK AND LAZILY APPLY TO A JOB EVERY FEW WEEKS
>>59427997Don't do it. Just keep making gains anon. Get the fuck in here retards
>>59427997"i started working remote at this company"there now you can sit at home and your mystery money is explained and your "using" your degree
>>59427997You'll either get hit with:>socialized gains/privatized losses - "gee anon, now you can help your family with debt, housing, retiring parents, etc.">or jealous seething - "well anon, you were just lucky. Some of us actually contribute to the world.">or both - "Anon give us stuff or you're a bad person"
>>59427997Notice how everyone in this thread is saying don't?How often to people on /biz/ agree? When they do, listen.Don't be a fucking retard.
>>59428028this
>>59428028This easily seems like the best move OP.
>>59427997They will become more resentful because you found a “shortcut”.
>>59428107So there’s no winning then
>>59428017>my own homeKEKEK
>>59428111checkedgrow up. you have a degree you don't need and are apparently set for life. you have won. ignore retard family. those cliches about not being able to pick them exist for a reason. enjoy your life and don't say a word anon
Don't do it OP. Talking from experience.Told my family I made seven figures in 2021 and their entire attitude changed towards me, becoming jealous and resentful because I made more money than them through luck than they did in a decade of wageslaving. Afterwards when my portfolio decreased back to six figures in the bear market, got nothing but "told you so's" about how crypto is a scam.Now I'm higher than my ATH in 2021 and just pretend I'm a broke NEET. The constant nagging is better than everyone resenting you. You'll find out how petty and jealous even family members and friends can get when it comes to money.
>>59428111>>59428028
>>59427997I told some family members that I speculate with crypto and they're constantly asking me about it
>>59428111From experience dont tell fucking anyone anything but crypto and if people know/ask play it off.
My family know but nobody asks me for anything and they're just happy. My mom is poor but has integrity. Has never asked me for a penny her whole life.
is it ok to tell my dad i made thousands on crypto after he got me into it?and yes my 66 year old dad got me into it not the other way around i know its rare, but he did stocks all his life
>>59427997If you made so much money you don't need them anymore. Just leave and keep making gains.
>>59427997>>59428004>>59428013>>59428017Nobody made money yet, the bullrun just started like a week ago
>>59427997How much do you have asshole? If you have say 1.5 million tell them you made 150k. Which is enough for them to be like wow… but it isn’t anything like fuck you money. If they expect a little help give each family member like 5k. Then if they know you have 150k they won’t expect you to work and just tell them you are going to trade.
>>59428527Anyone with a brain already made lots. There was a two year bear>>59428708This sounds sensible. Just enough to get them to shut up without the full reveal
>>59428356So why don’t you help her a little you stupid worthless faggot?
DO NOT DO THISDO NOT DO THISDO NOT DO THIS
>>59427997Don't do it bro, just pretend to have a remote job. It's easy
>>59428017My own home…I assume is your parents home you stupid faggot. Move out.
>>59428046pretty muchI did exactly what OP did because I was tired of being considered a loser and nothing really changed I was still a loser with some salt sprinkled on it. OP wants the easy validation but won't get it and it'll backfire hilariously.Part of my breakdown where I mentioned my net worth I was shilling bitcoin uncomfortably, railing on the jews, blabbering international banking conspiracies, etc., it was too overwhelming they probably thought I needed to get institutionalized. You gotta take care of yourself and be confident hit the gym on a regular schedule, and that'll help you 100x more than saying you have x million dollars fuck you money. Two years later I got some comments at thanksgiving mostly neutral, one joking asking me for money, one concerned for me still (anti-bitcoin woman). I answered them without any autistic shit "yeah it worked out, thanks" and everything a going better.
>>59428740>So why don’t you help her a little you stupid worthless faggotWhy do I presume I don't? I give her money every month and fly her out to see me every year (expat in Asia).Don't be a dookie face anon
>>59428801But did the nagging stop at least
>>59428356basedyeah most retards itt get what they deserveit's one thing to live in a low trust society but imagine living in a low trust familyliterally everyone around me including my ex knows i'm crypto rich and nobody has ever seethed or asked me for a handout (i've never had a job in my life so it's not like it's subtle either)if you're a good person people around you cheer for your success. simple as
>>59428827The nagging never stops it just changes to something else. Usually I get nagged about spending money and not recycling or finishing every last bite or how I reheat the potato in a bowl and not a plate stuff like that it will never end just learn to deal with it and tune it out.
>>59427997>lost all my loans on crypto coin (tm)>owe $200k student loans to the fed and another $100k to some crypto exchange overseas that knows who and where we’re all at and will come to collect >i-i made it dad Yeah tell them how much you made anon
>>59428885On the other hand, crypto IS a commodity and WILL get taxed as such. You’re really a thousandnare, not a ‘millionaire’. If your answer is Trump, then you know nothing and will say hi to Wesley snipes in jail lmao
>>59428827I remember growing up I'd clip coupons with my mom, wear hand me downs, dinner had to be eaten quick to get enough so we'd not talk for the first 5 minutes or so of dinner, yet somehow we were all overweightThat shit broke my mom probably lolBut she should have done a better job
>>59428859>The nagging never stopsIt does once they think you're working hard. So what I do is whenever they call I act super busy and talk about my fake job. Works wonders. They really just want you to be miserable so give them that, tell them you're working so hard you have no time to enjoy life at all and they'll stay off your back. Notice that all rich people do that. Musk with his workaholic act. You have to do this or everyone will hate you
>>59428915That’s actually some really good advice. Thanks
>>59428915Thanks that's good stuff
>>59428855>>59428885>>59428902Plebbitor cancerniggers who need to go the fuck back
>>59427997bad idea bro. figure out some other way to tell them about your money
>>59429106Is /biz/ only for people who are hated by their families? Been here since 2017 and I'm quite comfy here 2bhSorry that the people who know ypu best hate you
>>59427997>decide to join the IMGNAI community challenge >create a meme, chart pumps by 50% the next day >get more involved, feel like part of a movement
>>59427997ANON DONT DO IT TRUST ME
>>59429163>IMGNYou already shilled this piece of shit in another thread, retard
>>59428914your mom loves you and tried her best probably
>>59427997it will not shut them about a degree because they know you suck at trading and that your only hope is to hodlam i right or not?
>>59427997This is going to destroy your relationship with your family and friends, and make you a target for financial leeches. Just tell them you're self-employed as a consultant. Pretend you work from home and can decide your own hours to explain why you're going to the beach at 1pm on a tuesday
People in here must have shit families. I told my family I made money with crypto and they're happy for me and they don't ask for anything. I didn't tell them exactly how much I have, but they know I'm financially comfortable because I haven't had a job in years and have been travelling, etc.
>>59429762Maybe your family members are doing fine financially, if they were poor they'd ask for handouts.
>>59429754Bonus points: it's a white lie rather than an outright lie. You technically are a self-employed asset manager. But everyone does not need to know the exact details of your work
you think the very people that are looking down on you for not using your degree to get a job, will suddenly change their mindset when you tell them how much you made buying shitcoins.Just buy or rent a house and move out, if anyone asks you what you do tell them you got a job in your field.
>>59427997Imagine being on biz and not holding UAFC, dump your networth on it. Hahayes