When the bullrun is really in and real life people start talking about crypto again, get out your phone and show them pictures of Monero-chan. Tell them "So this is Monero-chan". Laugh and explain how you love her very much, how Monerochan is the only crypto coin you hold, and how she's going to the moon. Were you joking? Have you gone insane? Does it matter? They are going to ape in.Someone in Denmark or wherever will legally marry Monero-chan. This will hit the news and the roastie will ask "So who is this Monero-chan?" "Apparently it's a cryptocurrency you can buy but also a woman you can marry!?" "People are streaming having dinners with this fictional character!". Twitter will be full of fan profiles for Monero-chan, just like there are now for dogcoins, posing her AI sloppa and writing fanfics. Reddit will be updooting for her to exceed Monero mcap. Youtube will have six figure view videos "exposing" how Monerochan is actually from real Monero. Tiktok will have e-girls cosplaying her. All anime girl lovers, and there are a lot of them, will go crazy for her. Her figurines, plushies, and body pillows will hit brick and mortar retail. Once Elon Musk implies she is his girlfriend or something... you already know.Don't underestimate how people can go crazy for this. You only doubt now because in hindsight it will be obvious how a memecoin that's also a hot girl instead of a dog was a next step all along. Don't say later /biz/ didn't tell you all this.TL;DR: You will be able to make millions of dollars just showing pictures of your crypto waifu Monero-chan to random people.
>>59538407Crypto dries pussyPrecious metals make it wet
>>59538407i got muh 1 mil make it stack
Monerochan is so sexy where can I do the needful and buy her boobs I mean coins kek
>my random eth token based on a retarded meme of an already existing coin will make me millionsCompletely delusional. Kill yourself Pajeet. Stop shitting the board. There is no reason for anyone to buy your bags of this zero volume no marketcap dead token.>>59539886It's a shittoken on Ethereum straight up called monerochan. Same as the dogcoins. Totally legit.
>>59541355>There is no reason for anyone to buy your bags of this zero volume no marketcap dead token.There is finally a project that is organically being built by biz anons looking to make sure anons get a fair shot. And you are upset? >Hidden service swap platform>CPU proof of work for early giveaways>Monero mining pool >Art fund collaboration>Basechain bridge >Bricks NFTs acting as a futures contract >We3 onchain games>XMR to Monerochan atomic swapsHow does any of that sound like your usual memecoin project?
>>59539886All the other /biz/ tokens feel like forced memes. This is beautiful
>>59538407This is the chosen coin.
I don't hold monero but I can appreciate the waifuposting
>>59542245Get the Monerochan ethereum token
Monero means Monerochan
How old is Monerochan? Is she legal?
>>59541355Two more weeks, don't you understand?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IAMGINE BUYING ANY OTHER TOKEN
LMAO baggies. You retards do realize that shittokens only moon like that because whales make them moon, right? I'm talking top Ethereum whales. Literal billionaires. Unless you happen to be buddies with one, you need them to somehow notice this random token and then decide this is the one to pump, and not another one they made. BTW they aren't browsing /biz/, so the chance of them noticing this scam targeted at /biz/ alone is literally one in millions. And why would they pump this? Good luck Pajeet but this coin will stay at zero.
>>59538407I would do it because I love Monerochan. I want a Monerochan anime and sleep in Monerochan sheets and cosplay my girlfriend as Monerochan before trading her for a Monerochan sex robot who I will marry and use its computing power to accumulate more Monerochan.
This one feels like it has legs. Fuck it, I'm in.
when will there be another run of the monerochan fumos?
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