>Never bought stocks before>Want to buy something>Open brokerage account>Have to jump through 100 hoops to prove I know what I'm doing>Answer all their questions correctly because I'm a lurker>Welcomed with nothing but warnings and threats>Have to fucking subscribe to even see a chart >No idea what the fuck is going on>Every stock has 20 different ways to buy it that I don't understand and are explained nowhere>Get alerts and more warnings>"YOU CONVERTED TO A FOREIGN CURRENCY">Can't scroll. Rest of the warning is unreadable in shitty jeetmade mobile app>Put $10 in as a test>More warnings and threats>Need to ask for permission from a jew to buy the stock I want because it's apparently a penny stock>Market buy it>It market buys at the same price I see on tradingview>My portfolio PnL is instantly at a -65% loss>The stock goes up 10%>I'm apparently down -50%>More warnings and threats appear in my notificationswhat the fuck dude I'll stick to crypto
>>59607694>Have to jump through 100 hoops to prove I know what I'm doingOnly for options, maybe you're retarded.>Have to fucking subscribe to even see a chart>Every stock has 20 different ways to buy it that I don't understand and are explained nowhereLimit and market are easy to understand and explained by E*Trade. Maybe you're retarded.>My portfolio PnL is instantly at a -65% lossYou didn't look at the commision price because you're retarded.
Guess you didn't lurk hard enough.
>>59607917/threadAlso stocks are pretty retarded once you understand it can all exist on blockchain and all the Hebraic mumbojumbo doesn’t even need to exist because blockchain makes everything more liquid while eliminating third parties
