My grandma had a dream where she saw Jesus return. My ears perked up when she said he was wearing blue plaid shirt. I showed her a picture of Sergey and said, “Grandma, is this the man you saw?” and she replied, “Praise God! Yes, that’s what The Savior looked like!”. I said “Had you seen this man before?” and she said “No, grandson. This was the first time”.What do y’all think?
Link $16k EOY 2026
Why is Jesus fat now? Was he actually American?
>>59608589Imagine making this post. Is anything sacred in these final days?
what if sergey actually turns out to be the antichrist
>>59608604have we abadoned our $81k heritage BROTHER?
>>59608589>>59608604>>59608699>>59608814>>59609219BACK TO YOUR CONTAINMENT THREAD CHAINLINK BAGGIES
My grandmother once unironically told my family that if she disappears one day, it's because she was raptured.
>be me >dropping a massive shit after Taco Bell and questionable life choices >look down before flushing >there it is. >a face. >a holy face in the swirling void of my own creation >blue plaid pattern shimmering in the chunks, somehow >it's Sergey>Sergey in the turd>brain.exe crashes>remember grandma's dream >"Praise God! That’s what The Savior looked like!" echoes in my head >flush with reverence, feel spiritually cleansed, literally and metaphorically >mfw Sergey is literally everywhere
>>59608589the god of the new world...we are about to witness his ascension...
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>>59609219Fuck no! Time travel anon owes me 81k by EOY or he owes me his fucking life for convincing me not to sell last bull run.
>>59608589I'm sorry linkie but reality is not your chud fantasy. In real world jews win and white men lose.
SOURCE ON CHAINLINKGOD FUCKING SEETHING?????
>>59608751Lol
>>59608814He's very obviously Pythagoras
>>59608751Not to these sinners. It's very sad and disgusting seeing blasphemy like this, even the memes are evil when they depict a man as if he were Christ (God). These anons are not going to make it (into heaven).
>>59608814hes a clone of Pythagoras not sure how they got the DNA but they did
>>59609225you hold link. staker.
>>59612076>sell your Link or you’ll go to hellThe state of fud in 2025.
>>59613592That's not what i said. The problems is those elevating Sergey as Chrsit. It's blasphemous
