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Anonymous (ID: leKgFew4) Archived

01/16/25(Thu)14:36:51 No.59610715

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Anonymous (ID: leKgFew4) 01/16/25(Thu)14:36:51 No.59610715 Archived

>sharing screen on work call
>start typing xlookup formula
>type “=xvide” instead before realizing my mistake
>catch female boss licking her lips
>HR lady scribbles something on her notepad

Anonymous (ID: 87cwSyK0)
01/16/25(Thu)14:38:31 No.59610728

Anonymous (ID: 87cwSyK0) 01/16/25(Thu)14:38:31 No.59610728

idgi

Anonymous (ID: 5h/0ADKp)
01/16/25(Thu)14:40:39 No.59610738

Anonymous (ID: 5h/0ADKp) 01/16/25(Thu)14:40:39 No.59610738

How bored do you have to be to come up with this shitty story?

Anonymous (ID: leKgFew4)
01/16/25(Thu)15:54:30 No.59611235

Anonymous (ID: leKgFew4) 01/16/25(Thu)15:54:30 No.59611235

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>How bored do you have to be to come up with this shitty story?

Anonymous (ID: KLZajWlJ)
01/16/25(Thu)15:56:15 No.59611245

Anonymous (ID: KLZajWlJ) 01/16/25(Thu)15:56:15 No.59611245

What does this even mean

Anonymous (ID: qD1WpB25)
01/16/25(Thu)16:01:10 No.59611288

Anonymous (ID: qD1WpB25) 01/16/25(Thu)16:01:10 No.59611288

>>59611245
>Xvideos
He was instinctively searching for porn.

Anonymous (ID: TE/3/7Eu)
01/16/25(Thu)16:05:59 No.59611326

Anonymous (ID: TE/3/7Eu) 01/16/25(Thu)16:05:59 No.59611326

Porn literally makes you depressed by shrinking your brain btw lol isn't that crazy?

Anonymous (ID: 00xC+b9i)
01/16/25(Thu)16:16:57 No.59611389

Anonymous (ID: 00xC+b9i) 01/16/25(Thu)16:16:57 No.59611389

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>daaaadddd you need to stop jerking off all day and get a gf so I can be born

Anonymous (ID: Q4XDgJlc)
01/16/25(Thu)16:20:49 No.59611413

Anonymous (ID: Q4XDgJlc) 01/16/25(Thu)16:20:49 No.59611413

>another day in the office
>coffee.exe
>oh no i have to poo
>waddle over to the restroom
>i can't poo it out
>strain and grunt and stomp my feet
>i hear someone laughing outside
>it breaks my concentration and my sphincter relaxes
>gasp for air
>poo shoots back inside
>take a deep breath and squeal as hard as i can
>plop.mp3
>flush the toilet
>nothing happens
>flush the toilet again
>nothing happens
>just stand up and leave
>look around
>no one saw me
>go back to my desk with a smile on my face
>my female boss walks up to my desk
>continued...

Anonymous (ID: kHfRm78E)
01/16/25(Thu)17:04:52 No.59611654

Anonymous (ID: kHfRm78E) 01/16/25(Thu)17:04:52 No.59611654

>Another office day.
>New married woman joins the crew.
>Walk into her cube to say hi.
>Eyes rivet to the photos on her desk.
>Husband is an actual Black guy built like a brick shithouse.
>Three smiling mixed kids with him.
>This woman has fucked BBC a lot.
>Ten years of chronic pornsickness BNWO propaganda videos flash before my eyes.
>Mutter a few words and get the hell away, staggering like I'm drunk.
>Rush to the bathroom. Immediately jerkoff.
>Take rest of day off to goon at home.

I don't know how the fuck I'm going to continue working there. It's like an atomic distraction tailor made for me.

Anonymous (ID: Q4XDgJlc)
01/16/25(Thu)17:31:53 No.59611783

Anonymous (ID: Q4XDgJlc) 01/16/25(Thu)17:31:53 No.59611783

>>59611413
>so anon, where you been at?
>...
>i heard someone clogged the toilet, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
>pokerface.jpg
>why don't you come into my office. we need to have a chat
>*gulp*
>follow her into her office
>she yanks down my pants and puts a chastity cage on my cock
>snaps the key in half
>you won't be needing your dick any more anon
>she rips off my shirt and puts a bra on me
>bends me over her desk and plows my butthole with a strapon
>good thing i took that poo a few minutes ago

Anonymous (ID: PAXfn96A)
01/16/25(Thu)17:35:21 No.59611803

Anonymous (ID: PAXfn96A) 01/16/25(Thu)17:35:21 No.59611803

>>59610715
>>59611235
2/10. Apply yourself.