>be me >average /biz/ anon, scrawny, eating instant ramen for the third time this week >scrolling /biz/ while avoiding eye contact with my gym bros because I haven’t lifted in weeks >see a thread about GIGA, a meme coin on Solana >"Investing in this will turn you into a real Gigachad," they said >look at myself in the mirror: skinny arms, neckbeard, zero gains >"Maybe this is what I need." >YOLO my last $200 into GIGA because why not >chart pumps 2x the next day >"Must be a sign." >decide it’s time to commit to the gym, fueled by the Gigachad energy of my new investment >start going every morning, blasting gym bro playlists while watching the GIGA chart between sets >portfolio starts growing along with my biceps >GIGA gains and gym gains in perfect harmony >few weeks in, I’m bulking hard, eating chicken and rice like a true Chad-in-training >portfolio hits 5x; now I’m funding my gym membership and protein powder with GIGA profits >gym bros start noticing my progress >"Damn, anon, what’s your secret?" >"Invest in GIGA and hit the weights, bro." >post gym selfies in the GIGA Telegram group >entire chat hypes me up, calling me “The Prophet of Gains” >one guy says he started lifting after buying GIGA because of my posts >"We’re not just a coin; we’re a lifestyle." >ex-girlfriend texts me out of nowhere >"Hey, you look different. Want to grab coffee?" >laugh so hard I nearly drop my dumbbells >use GIGA gains to buy a new gym outfit and flex on her when we accidentally meet at the grocery store >chart moons again, now I’m sitting on 10x >use profits to upgrade my home gym and buy my dad a new treadmill >feels good to be a Chad for myself and my family >tfw you turn your life around because of a coin about being a Chad >chart pumps while I’m mid-deadlift >the universe is telling me I’m on the right path >now I’m a Gigachad in real life and on the blockchain
>>59614067Let me guess anon, you are hearing "can you feel my heart" now, right?
I mean, whatever motivate biz niggers to go to the gym is good to me, proud of you OP
>>59614067>Hey, you look different. Want to grab coffee?that bitch has less rizz than me KEK
>>59614067Sounds gay
>>59614067>GIGA, a meme coin on SolanaI got three kinds of STDs just reading this line.
>>59614077Jokes on you anon I'm bisexual
>>59614072It's filled with fat bozos here they will NEVER go to the GYM
>>59614084That makes you GIGA GAY with a twist of not wanting to accept it
>>59614067the absolute trannies that hold this shit certainly don't behave like chads selling at every little market shakeout.
>>59614084Still gay. Faggot.
>>59614067>never hit a gym in my life>smoke on a daily basis, eat takeout at least 4 times a week for dinner>barely go outside>scrawny as a motherfuckerhope yuo guys don't mind posers
>>59614067Honestly this doesn't seem so crazy to me, I mean, most of the times I was able to make some money were with shitcoins
>>59614067a long time ago I thought qugigachad was an edit, when I saw that you could really get that body I was excited, but I was sad to know that you also need to have some biological luck
>>59614067Just use steroids.
>>59614072I only had to go to the gym for 1 month to get a good body and eat chicken and rice like a Japanese, the others are just gays
>>59614067Everything is a sign if you are desperate enough.
