ALL HANDS ON DECK! EMERGENCY MEETING
I don't know what any of that means
factor deez nutz in your mouth
I WAS HERE! WITNESSED!!!!!
>>59643469breaking: faggot retard OP posts gay shit posted by another faggot retard
>>59643469A polynomial time factoring algorithm just flew over my house.
>>59643469doubt it
>>59643469>1. **Bitcoin (BTC)**, **Ethereum (ETH)**, **Litecoin (LTC)**, etc. - These cryptocurrencies primarily use the Elliptic Curve Digital Signature Algorithm (ECDSA) with the secp256k1 curve for their cryptographic operations. They are not directly affected by vulnerabilities in RSA or factoring algorithms.So it's a nothingburger
>>59643469Okay so the entire system is cooked. Got it. Finally, the tribulation can begin.
>>59643531What about solana
>>59643531Btc addresses are also hashes of public keys, pk is only exposed upon sending and address reuse has been counterindicated for a decade.Nothingburger with null cheese
>>59643469Ohnoes not the le jew quantumcomputer v2.0 upgrade, I MUST SELL MY EFFEREUMS SAAARS!
>>59643541solana is cracked but ltc eth and btc are safu
>>59643541nope. Its over
>>59643541Kek, thats a server they ll reboot it again from a saved backup point kek
>>59643469Liberal BS to make Trump era look bad. These talking heads have said that a new plandemic would happen literally on Inauguration Day. They can’t help themselves but to try and ruin a good thing. Trump era mogs democrats so much it’s not even funny!
>>59643469Shut the hell up and jailbreak my iPhone NERD!
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>>59643469if you dont sell everything now ngmi >when "ai" speaks u listen or else
>>59643584Or just the usual i am not so jewish but lookatdis supercomputer stealing all your coins so first u must sell it for me cheap type of guy?
>>59643469>web now insecurehence threads like this
lmao absolute retard in the OP
>>59643607Where is the ai saying this? I see a (((hotz))) saying this.
If that was true the entire financial system let alone internet would be fucked.
>>59643469I don't trust anything that people who are obsessed with seeming smart say.
until I see Satoshi wallet move funds I don't care, simple as
>>59643584Israeli hands typed this
>>59643469That's bullshit and I don't believe it
>>59643558Not for early keys. It's only a matter of time before ECDSA falls to quantum and Satoshi's bitcoins are plundered. https://www.blockchain.com/explorer/blocks/btc/170>>59619967
>from cracking PS3 crypto to FUDwhat a downfall
>>59643469>he's going to panic sell AGAINMidwits are out of control.
>>59643469>all the faggots using AI to understand that tweet and proudly replying with its output kekI’ll believe it when I see it though
>>59643469
>nothing on Axios evenhe's just lying wtf
>>59643469it was just hallucinating, can't believe people still think AI is actually cognizant.
>>59643734Theft is theft. A research institution/corp/state stealing satoshi’s coins and dumping them on the market would lose all legitimacy. Further, btc network is controlled by maxis, you think they’ll ever recognize stolen satoshi coinage as legitimate? If we ever get close to functional QCs, there’s a 100% guarantee the network will universally agree to retire those coins.
>>59644062Prove it was theft.
many don't realize it yet but this will go down as the biggest and saddest attempt to destroy bitcoin while it's down by a well known cryptography expert in history
CHECK YOUR FUCKING WALLETS, MY SHIT HAS BEEN IN COLD STORAGE FOR YEARS AND ITS BEEN DRAINED OUT OF NOWHERE
>>59643949Lost
>>59643541solana is centralized by default kek
>>59643525This meme will never not elicit a chuckle.
>>59643469What the fuck? I've seen this retard before but I thought he was just a regular retard. This is just silly.
Chainlink unaffected
>>59644475he must be in an endless loop of seething after refusing to mine bitcoin early when he discovered that flaw in Sony's PS3 application of ECDSA, hillarious to witness
>>59644220>hurrdurrr ibm/google/mit announce a 100000 qubit qc with working qec and demonstrate breaking ECDSA and then satoshi’s coins move to Coinbase prime, guess we should assume they were satoshi all along!1) even under a lawless hypothetical were such blatant theft doesn’t result in the perpetrator becoming a pariah, this doesn’t cause btc to go to zero, satoshi’s wallet doesn’t grant admin privileges to the network nor contain infinite coin2) his coins WILL be retired if QCs ever get there, this doesn’t even require a fork, nodes/miners are free to reject any transaction they want, there would be universal support for rejecting such transactions
>>59644507Actually now I think he's just memeing, it's hard to tell these days.
there's not an ounce of visible sarcasm in geofaggot's tweet, he just spit on bitcoin while it was down
>>59644579this level of inept autism just doesn't exist in people with twitter checkmarks
I don't understand, obviously this is a nothing burger but what possessed the person to make that post? Are they lying? Do they believe what they wrote? What is the logic with people on twitter who post garbage all day?
>>59644811>>59644811the guy is a faggot loser who is only moderately famous (cant really call him famous though because 99.9% of people dont know who he is) for cracking the iphonehe used to date some girl he hired to work at a company he started. company went nowhere, and the girl left himit genuinely is as simple as "how can i get internet attention points today"
>>59643620kekd and checked
BREAKING: He's doubling down on the FUD
HEWASNOTJOKING
>>59644987which stupid fuck has public public keys? no one knows shit from an address.
>>59645070According to who/what?
>>59643469When will people understand that "AI" isn't actually Artificial Intelligence? It's a Languange model. It just predicts the next word in the sentence that you wrote. This tweet is bullshit to bring in more investors
>>59645084>>59645142He's an absolute faggot. You simply cannot move bitcoin utxos on never used addresses with breached ECDSA which he implies you could. He's spreading lies because he failed to mine/buy bitcoin early.
>>59645180OpenAI is also trying to make AI that passes general intelligence benchmarks like the arc-agiYou're midcurve on the implications of AI imo. That being said, even if this finding were true, I don't think it would matter for crypto.>>59644987if we found a solution to discrete log then yeah we'd be fucked, but we haven't done that
>>59645221>He's an absolute faggotgay hotz he's a government asset just like fluffypony. they turned them.
>>59645221You could move early UTXOs that used P2PK but this isn't even real
>>59645251that "muh partnaship" presentation troll at the top was just offputting
Remember /biz/ pic related faggot spread these lies on a significant 4 hourly local bottom to harm bitcoin, gn
>>59645495And this fuking coin is not fucking dumping . I fucking need to slurp, my limits are at 85k
>>59643469>Open AI is blown all its money again for the 50th>altman goes to the govt for a handout this time instead of a capital raise lemme guess this time is different though, they so so so close bro, sooooooo close, they just need another 250 million bro, justa quick 250 bro and they'll do it bro, so close
>>59643469HOLY SHIT HE'S THE GUY THAT HACKED THE PS3 ie he knows what he is talking about
if crypto is not safe neither is your bank account and porn account
>>59644062You could transfer the coins, sell as many as possible, cash out, and be in Columbia with your fat fucking stacks before it even made the news.Hell, you don’t even have to sell them. Just moving the coins out of the wallet would cause mass panic.
>>59644987What a faggot
>>59646663holy shit what an ass
>>59646663>heh I lied to you so AI hype is fakeNo all that proved is that this guy is a liar lmao
>>59643469link or fuck off tranny
>>59646663BREAKING: Just woke up to witness the inventor of hashcash, the key part of bitcoin mining, needs to introspect and ask himself what other intellectual dishonest bait he fells for
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price & chart, GEOFAGGOT
>>59647124HOLY FUCKING SHITI was ignoring it until tomorrow>missed the new athkek
>>59647134never stop calling compromised (((people))) outNEVER
>>59643469>>59643478>>59643480>>59643500>>59643503RELEASE THE QUANTUM FUD
>>59643469Lol. That bitch cant even do 12th grade math. Now it discovered time travel. Anything to break $TRUMP. Sad. Mamy such cases.
>ATHHOLY FUCK HE MUST BE A GLOWIE
I called you out at local bottom under 100kPVP ME FAGGOT
