BUY BITCOIN YOU FUCKING RETARDS.YOU ARE ALL MONGOLOID 60 IQ CRABS IN A BUCKET.STOP KILLING YOURSELVES ON THESE PIECES OF SHIT.
fucking 40 IQ BITCHMADE PIECES OF LOWLIFE DOGWATER GAMBLING ULTRA TRASHYOU RETARDS ARE MORE STUPID THAN A FUCKING AMOEBA
>>59644270>buy my $2T bagsIf you think I came to crypto for boomer gains like buying apple stock im good. Let me gamble, im here for retirement money, if my shitcoins go to zero then so be it, I would have never made it from bitcoin at this point anyway (even if I bought in the absolute bear market lows)And no im not waiting 10-20 years for 1M btc
$1M BTC HAPPENS THIS YEAR YOU FUCKING IRREDEEMABLE MORON
YOU ARE ALL FUCKING DEAD ALREADYYOU ARE GOING TO GET KILLED BY BITCOINSLURPTHANKS FOR PLAYING RETARDS
CRABS IN A FUCKING BUCKET I ALMOST FEEL SORRY FOR YOU
>>59644396I mostly agree with the sentiment of the thread but let's not get crazy
THERE IS NO SECOND BEST YOU DUMB NIGGERS
>>59644381>not wanting an avg monthly 10% compound interestOk die being a retard then
>>59644439based, but it will SUCK UP ALL THE LIQUIDITY LIKE THESE PIECES OF SHIT DID TODAY AND YESTERDAYEXCEPT 100 TIMES HARDERALL THE SCAMS ARE GOING TO ZEROTHE FINAL RECKONING
>>59644463THIS. FUCKING DUMB PIECES OF SHIT.
>>59644381>what are MSTR options
>>59644483THEY WILL LITERALLY NEVER LEARN THEY WILL NEVER FUCKING LEARN LMAOBUY BITCOIN
>>59644463imagine you werent posting about jooz and buying when it was cheap
I WILL RAPE EVERY LAST SHITCOINERS FACE WHO BUYS ANYTHING OTHER THAN BITCOIN
>>59644498>buys 1 Dogecoinw-wait anon I can expla-
>>59644498RAPE THEM UNTIL THEIR ASSES FLOOD WITH BLOOD AND CUM RAPE ALL FUCKING MORONIC IDIOTS WHO DONT EVEN BUY BITCOIN AND ARE DESTINED TO DIE POOR WITH BLOOD AND CUM SEEPING FROM THEIR ASS
I got 0.02 BTC nigger. Do I make it or I do I kill you in a year?
>>59644514THATS FUCKING IT. IM COMING TO YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW. YOU BETTER GET YOUR FUCKING SKULL READY FOR MY BIG MAXI COCK TO BE RAMMED THROUGH YOUR EYE SOCKET IM NOT FUCKING AROUND
>>59644536Congratulations, that will be the best thing you ever did. Even better if you add more
RAPEBITCOIN IS FOR RAPISTS
>>59644270that is a good idea i will buy ethereum
>>59644270I just slurped some of that $99k dip and now my average buy in is $69k.
The sad thing is that there's no real incentive for Bitcoiners to advise biztards to buy BitcoinScamcoiners spam the shit out /biz/ because there's no liquidity and they need to craft a pump somehow.But Bitcoin doesn't care either way.So the very best pro-Bitcoin posts we get here are from a rabid animal barely able to string two sentences together as he screams into the void, driven by something much more primal than self interest or reason.I'm not sure how convincing this will be.But he's right, you know.
>>59644381this is the average thought of someone born after 2001 and its laughable.
>>59644381Found the zoomer that thinks his $500 McDollars on shartcoin is gonna make him a millionaire. You're doing the functional equivalent of playing slot machines or buying scratch offs.At this point I feel this board is nothing but bots pushing memecoins as a means to rob zoomers of what little income they have and prevent them from getting their foot in the door with actual investments that will play out over the years. Most effective psyop in history. This will guarantee you'll own nothing and be a slave renter.
>>59644270>buy bitcoinwhy?
>>59645207It's shit like TikTok that has ruined their brains, they need instant jolts of dopamine and lack any ability to actually plan for the future. The idea of working 5 or 10 years and making smart investments and retiring in their 40's is like poison to them.What they don't understand is every year they gamble in the meme casino is another 2-3 years they'll be living with mommy and working for doordash.
>>59645277Because the world needs a store of value that isn't controlled by any one entity, that can be traded instantly across borders without middlemen or bureaucracy, that is immune to the effects of inflation, scarce and secure.
>>59645340But enough about gold.
I own eth.
>>59645340>that can be traded instantly across borders without middlemen or bureaucracyuuhhh....
>>59645340I'm just gonna use $trump
>>59644498>I'm mad the muh Bitcoin scarce only 21000000 coins is bullshit and can be diluted by other cryptos printed out of thin air, diverting money that should have gone into Bitcoin, Bitcoin should have been trading at 200k today but its pseudo supply got inflated by fartcum coin sucking up investor money heh
>MFW my entire financial future rides on dog coins and jeet scams
>>59644416ANOTHER TIME MCCLOUD
>>59645357Dumb ass nigger
>>59645850If its value is derived from people wanting it to be valuable, it's fiat.
>>59644270I have 17k in bitcoin. I'm debating if I should buy in harder but I'm a homeowner. Can't go blowing the emergency funds.
>>59645912It's best to buy when the market is undervalued and dropping... Maybe just DCA $2.5k to $3k a month to add to your stack.
>>59645912at BEST, you'd gain maybe another 50% or 80% in these next 6-8 months at most.Is it reaaally worth it? maybe not at this point. But DO invest heavily in early and mid 2027 and you'll make massive gains. So yeah you might wanna wait another couple years before you go all in
>>59645912>I'm a homeowner. Can't go blowing the emergency funds.Park it in a high yield savings account. Invest in speculative assets with other money
>>59644270Buying Buttcoin is the equivalent of a Boomer telling his grandkids to invest in Boomer rocks.
What did I tell you retards?Learned anything yet?SOL in the shitter?BTC at 110k, 108k? Up 7%?Suck a fucking BLACK DICK you MORONS
>>59645072kek
>>59646241>at BEST, you'd gain maybe another 50% or 80% in these next 6-8 months at most.LMFAO they still think thisNever GoingToMAKEITITS $500K - $1M THIS YEAR HAHAHAHAHA MORONSABSOLUTE SHIT EATING RETARDS_T_A_Y_P_O_O_R
>>59648715actually, you gave good advice I'm just messing around >>59646241
