Invest in stocks if you're actually interested about making money
>>59649470>he missed Trump because he's a wageslave with boomer stockslmao we're laughing at you not with you
>>59649470>invest in stoc-*company goes bankrupt and takes your investment with it*
>interested aboutIndian grammar.>x is becoming very lessIndian grammar. >"stunning" used unironicallyIndian lexicon.Hope this helps, /biz/
>>59649483When was the last time that happened to you?
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>>59649470yeah because the stock market isn't in a massive bubble. the entire world economy is a giant ponzi scam at this point.
>>59649470i am ONLY interested in those perfectly round jugulars
by "Indian" I mean "subhuman, cowshit-eating, 50 IQ destitute Dalit water polluting, frail, weak smallbrained pieces of irredeemable bioweapon gade Trash"
>>59649470Stonks are the same kind of casino as crypto, just a little but less scammy. The stock market has been ruined by letting in millions of dumb uneducated newbs who are easily swayed and manipulated. Technical analsysis is useless at this point as the whole stock marlet revolves around onepercenters running pump and dump bullshit by manipulating unexperienced wannabes into panic selling or buying. Event-driven investing is the only somewhat reliable way of making money but even that doesnt always work because you dont know what blackrock is up to this time. The late stage capitalism isnt about meritocracy, its about making the rich richer
>>59649493Few months back with ASML.Although I'll admit it's my fault being retarded and trusting Europoor companies.
My baby momma looks like this and we've got a 15mo sonI look 20 at 28 Money comes and goes, but family and health do notOnce health is gone, it's goneAnd family cannot be built overnight, like wealth can
>>59649556>And family cannot be built overnightIt literally can though(I meant sex btw)
>>59649470Did you miss out, or could it be that you invested in meme coins? Try looking into DePIN projects like peaq. These have real-time applications that could be useful for global infrastructure.
To FOMO in our out of something you used to have to call a jewish broker and beg for his permission. He would then berate you for whatever choice youre making and alert your bank that you are probably money laundering. Then he calls the tax office to alert them that you are at risk of becoming rich and that they should scrutinize your every trade in order to squeeze as much tax from you as possible. They try the same now but it's easier to ignore popups and warnings than to ignore a jew who's brainwashing you with verbally uttered lemmas that your brain can't ignore. Anyway, shit thread. >>59649495 this
>>59649572That's not a familyWalking through pregnancy with a woman, being there for birth, raising the child from infancy, that is a familyFucking a bitch is notSex is the easiest thing out there - money is harder to acquire
>>59649470Holy shit the normies finally arrived?
>>59649646Getting a women pregnant (through sex btw) is building a family overnight technically
>>59649727Do you still talk to your parentsDo you love them and they love you What is a family to you I was adopted, so my family is 'artificial' but more real than most because we live close and raise the next generation together
>>59649762"Fucking a bitch is not"Well if you "marry the bitch" and "love the bitch" after "fucking the bitch" then even if it happened quickly you have "started a family with the bitch". More importantly, why are you fucking someone you consider "a bitch"?
Stocks will shit the bed late this year as well
>>59649478He missed $Trump because he hates Trump and wanted it to rug.
>>59649470>your ponzi scam bad>my ponzi scam goood
>>59649470>Invest in stocksStocks are literally the same thing as crypto, except you can only trade within certain hours and exchanges can literally stop you from trading anytime they feel like.
>>59649537stocks are more scammy. after hours trading gains that plebs can't into or sell during. at least crypto is 24/7 for everyone.
>>59649470Stop complaining, it won't help you jeet, get on the train and milk the system while you can, jointhe narratives; TG mini-apps like Boinkers, DePins like Grass and co
>>59649470not with the continual integration of real-world utilities no.. kids out there making good money from Crypto
>>59651010or better still, top lending Protocols like AAVE and KASU
>>59649540ASML is a monopoly in the western world and still exists today you fucking retardImagine losing money by investing into a monopoly kek
>>59651010>>59651502Good morning sirs, we aren't buying your bags.
>>59650910>>59649537>less scammyIn crypto, total supply is a hard number unless you're a dumb fag that buys shit with an infinite supply. In stocks there is no max supply.Midwits posting "stocks are less scammy" because it sounds 'smart' are just that, midwits. Bitcoin works because it has a permanent max.
>>59649470True. That's why I invest in Bitcoin (BTC).
>>59651546>ASML is a monopoly in the western worldTSMC>and still exists today not for long Btw, shorting their earnings call is literally free money now.
>>59651502You’re better off dealing with Ylay if you're interested in yield farming. They are a better DeFi tool that routes to several DeFi protocols and provides the best possible yield.
>>59651565Same here. Bought right at 22k. I intend to use Yelay through their institutional-grade BTC strategy. It could be a better way to maximize returns.
>>59651502These are just for passive income. If you want easy 10-100x gains, go for AI agent memes like UAFC.
>>59649498How do we get out?
>>59649498only RE and crypto, stocks are backed by revenue and earnings
>>59651990passive income is massively underrated, especially when it compounds
>>59651666>not for longLMFAO
>>59649470Stocks are literal scams dummy> The Depository Trust & Clearing Corporation (DTCC) has been involved in controversies related to naked short selling. Naked short selling occurs when a seller sells a security without first borrowing the shares or ensuring they can be borrowed, leading to a failure to deliver the shares within the required timeframe. This practice can result in the creation of “phantom shares,” which can exceed the actual number of shares available, leading to inflated short interest percentages.Critics argue that the DTCC has facilitated or been complicit in naked short selling. For instance, the Wall Street Journal reported that while there is no dispute that illegal naked shorting happens, the extent to which the DTCC is responsible remains a point of contention. Some companies with falling stock prices blame the DTCC for allowing naked short selling to occur within their system.In the context of GameStop (GME), discussions on Reddit forums have suggested that the DTCC may have played a role in the short squeeze by allegedly allowing naked short selling, which contributed to the unusually high short interest in GME shares. This speculation led to the hypothesis that the DTCC might have taken action to prevent a potential infinite short squeeze, which could have caused a significant scandal.Legal actions have been brought against the DTCC, alleging that its stock borrowing program has enabled naked short selling, leading to an excess of shares in circulation for some companies. However, the DTCC has maintained that the issue is exaggerated and that the system is functioning as intended. The DTCC has also been criticized for its lack of transparency regarding naked short selling activities
>>59654273The dtc and dtccc are crooked as fuck
>>59649470i wanted to test this myselfin novemeber i put $1100 into the s&p500at the same time i swapped some eth into soilanato be precise i swapped exactly $60the results?right now my s&p500 is worth 1198 dollarsmeanwhile i have 529 dollars in solanathat's almost a 9x on my solanaof course i will wait for a full year before i fully committ to crypto but right now i am not particularly impressed with the performance of the s&p500tldr: stocks are too slow
>>59652032>Revenue and earningsWhich are both easily manufactured by good Jewish accountants. fucking pleb grow up and understand what crypto is. Or not and stay black and broke
>>59652032ever done the math on revenue and earnings on a tech company? 90% of their value is derived from speculation on future revenue.
>>59649470All of finance is a ponzi scheme. It's all bullshit. The only real investments are gold, art, and ammunition. Land too if it's productive.
Hi dear, how many rupees should I invest in the stock market to ensure respectable returns?
>>59655607I hope you’re warren buffett wealthy
>>59652013Trustless Fixed Unit of Account.Physical goods require active force to simply to maintain ownership, trust-based assets require trusted third parties (TTPs) to operate them. Storing abstract economic value in either enables negative sum actors (NSAs) to parasite as negative sum actors can specialize exclusively in force, taking physical goods by force and either coercing TTPs, or using force to BECOME the TTP (the origin of State). Positive sum actors had to either reduce their own production to make time for murdering/imprisoning/exiling NSAs, pay extortion to them, or employ positive sum actors specializing in force (police/military), however, as abstract economic value was seizable, there was a constant selection pressure for these “immune cells” to turn malignant.Hence the cyclic nature of empire/nation growth and decay, positive sum actors build, negative sum actors corrupt and destroy, NSAs are excised & PSAs rebuild from the ashes. As can be seen, PSAs have been at a HUGE disadvantage to NSAs through history, the best “solution” we had come up with pre-BTC was Plato’s Benevolent Philosopher King, a perfectly trustworthy trusted third party, do you have any Benevolent Philosopher Kings lying around? Not a real solution.But by placing all abstract economic value beyond the veil of voluntarity, positive sum actors can reverse the advantage. Satoshi has “fixed the glitch”, NSAs will no longer be able to parasite “so it'll just work itself out naturally”. No force, no confrontation, necessary.Bitcoin obsolesces coercion, achieving Voluntarism not via an impossible to implement memeshit “non-aggression principle”, but by removing the profitability of force.
>>59649470How much did you lose on Trump's coin?
>>59649470I would have sex with her if you catch my meaning
>>59649470i wonder if an expert samurai with a sharp bade could cut her in half at the waist with one blow?
>>59654273this should be stickied
>>59649470This girls Instagram is an interesting thing to walk through, especially backwards.She clearly over-bogged herself. Stupidly huge lip fillers now especially. She's thin and attractive and young but got implants. She had very very nice small tits, perfect for her thin tight frame, but at least the fake ones she got aren't absurdly large, but she certainly didn't need them.Her face was significantly prettier before she bogged out too. Shame what otherwise beautiful women do to themselves these days.Went from a 9 to a 7.5
>>59659991> Her face was significantly prettier before she bogged out tooEvery time Women’s vanity destroys their looks faster than age ever could
>>59649470I made enough on trump that I’m now rotating to stock with my gains. Thanks baggies
>>59649470what coin do I buy to afford a gf like that?
I ALWAYS BUY THE FUCKING PEAK TIP TOP OF EVERY FUCKING COINMY WALLET IS A FUCKING STATISTICAL ANOMALY OF THE UNIVERSE
Just because it’s a scam doesn’t mean you can’t make money off of it. You just got to learn how to be the scammer and not the bag holder.
>>59655605>only real investments are gold, art, and ammunition. Land too if it's productive.Those are pyramid schemes
>>59660025Tragic isn't it?She's beautiful before all the work but it isn't enough. Self image obsessed and vain society has sickened us
>>59660025is a shame, she was really pretty.
>>59660303What if we don’t want to scam?
>>59651548Fade it at your own lossNGMI
>>59649470i love thin women, my dick bros
>>59660197$500/hour
>>59649470stocks are scams, it would not exist without a legal system enforcing cuck rulesthe only reason it climbs in price is because of that and because money is broken
>>59649483Remember kids; buy low, sell high ans don't do any kind of research.
>>59650834This is what zoomers actually believe. Crypto isnwhat happens when you tell a 13 year old what happens in thr stock market and how they thing shit works. "I buy item low, sell when high."Stocks actually have value you asinine idiot. If you had any long term planning skills in that pornsick brain eating your prefrontal cortex you'd be able to recognize "instant gratification vs delayed gratification."Crypto is neo-gambling. You speculate something will be worth more on a wild goddamn whim and the pray you're not the one holding the bags in the most idiotic game of hot-potato. There is literally nothing else to it besides "get in early and hype it before nuking it from orbit."Its been fucking years and you mouthbreathers STILL siphon your hard earned cash into black holes which never fucking pay anything to you. The greatest wealth transfer of our fucking MILLENNIUM powered by you idiots who think you'll get lucky.You're a moron and deserve to reap what you sow.
>>59661541people pushing for this financial ponzi will be judged and put to jail, the idea you can earn value without work will not remain with the next generations, and if you want earnings through risk you don't need a stock for that, fraudulent legal trick from start to finish, stocks aren't real assets like commodities or money, they are scams that are profitable only when money is broken and the current wageslave generation accepting to be treated as objects, which is 100% not guaranteed to remain, unlike the value in valuable assets
>>59661541What if I just short all memecoins?
>>59661541Fuck you dumbass Stocks have no value, they give no rights, and they’re diluted and counterfeited all the timeStocks are a literal piggy bank to extract value from holders to the company Go up and read the anon who wrote about the deposit and trust clearing company You’re a fool if you think memecoins and stocks are much different. On both sides of your stupid argument
>>59649470>Doesnt know about Link
>>59649483Totally doesnt happen with shitcoins.
>>59649556Your son is black.
>>59650910Behind a real stock are real existing machines that you own. Behind crypto is nothing, its fiat bullshit for retards.
>>59649486Thank you fren
>>59651010AI projects like FET and NEAR are better picks IMO
>>59661814>the idea you can earn value without work will not remain with the next generationsOh, it will come back, it always comes back
>>59649470I know its a joke thread but aren't most stocks the same?I know a few stocks have the price of the stock linked to the profit of the company, but arent most stock meaningless fluff ponzis?
>>59662171I'm holding NEAR and will be buying more before its next leg up
