>only way I will be able to afford a house is if both my parents drop dead>even then I will have to split inheritance with sisterthey are in their mid 60s and fat sedentary boomers. But I feel like I will have to wait another 20 years. how do I cope with this?
>>59653480Why wait when you could hire a hitman to off everyone in your family like right now?
>>59653480You shouldn't count on an inheritance unless your parents are very wealthy... but if were that wealthy, they probably would have just handed you a house, or at least a high-paying job. Chances are, their health will slowly but steadily decline, and they'll drain their savings paying for healthcare and you will be left with next to nothing.
>>59653861i fear this. this is what happened to their parents. like 10 years of shitty health and huge drain of money.they do not have their own business to get me a job and no nepotism ways. i am assuming their net worth is probably 800k with houses and other asset but idk maybe 1 mill tops no more..... but you're probably right. these faggots won't help me. i got laid off recently so i am not trying to even buy a house but even when i was making 100k a year and had 20% down payment i was telling them i would be house poor if i bought a house now and they thought i was just a moron with finances and they are stuck in the past like most boomers.>>59653790too obvious and i don't want risk of that. even though they were shitty parents.
Value your family and don't value their death you sick fuck. Find a career path. Could be trade school or community college. Trump will eventually make free online community college if you're an American citizen. Don't just do nothing for 20 years. what then/fuck? Love Your Parents because youd be even more of a loser without them. Yes money is fake and gay and jewishism rigged, but you can still do something to live a mediocre life instead of a dogshit life
What the fuck am I reading?Your parents being alive is morth a million times more than 800k. Which is not a lot of money to begin with. Retard.
>>59653480(You)'re genuinely a piece of shit. If you aren't trolling I hope you seriously consider what matters in life.
>>59653480why do you need a house exactly? i assume youre not planning to have half a dozen kids, or even a single one
>>59653480Yea my fucking grandpa died when he was 85. My grandma is 91. Dad is 67 with zero evidence of cognitive decline, still working.It’s so fucking annoying. Just fucking go away and hand over the godamn money
>>59653480Middle child of turbo boomers here.Never cared about inheritance until it became very clear mine don't plan to include me and my father seethes any time I start doing well because the golden boy eldest child is a fuck up, and the youngest is their stay at home son they turned into a literal pet.
>>59654417this. I didn't invest my lifeblood into being a NEET just to have to wait to my late 40s until my inheritance, wtf how can my parents be this selfish and not just die right after retirement??
>>59653480Sorry to hear you're human garbage.
>>59653480You deserve nothing since you wish death on your parents.I hope they live for 20 more years, invest all their money into AI and VR, and upload their brains into the Cyberverse where they become Lawnmower Parents.
>>59654417>>59653480I'm so happy I love my parents and would never wish them such a thing Fix yourself
>>59653480>>59653861>You shouldn't count on an inheritancethis.
>>59654369Because he wants to NEET off government gibs without having to make a rent payment every month.Basically, he's just a pathetic loser who has given up.And OP, you won't be able to afford a house even with inheritance, they will have squandered most of it and don't expect to get much after splitting the profits of their old ass house minus taxes and closing costs.
imagine being raised such a worthless miserable shit that you cant wait for your uber weathly parents to die off AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>59655693OP says they have about 800k which makes it even more hilarious.
>>59655555but then he'd have to wage LOL
>>59655736His 60 year old unhealthy sedentary parents have 800k to their name, that's a good 10-20 years of them blowing through what little they have to stay retired and pay for their increasing medical bills AND he has to split whatever is left over with his sister.He'll be lucky to get 50k and a collection of commemorative coins
>>59653480It's not going to take you 20 years to save up for a house, retard. you shouldn't bank on inheritance anyway. Maybe they live to 100 and spend it on care homes, maybe they're broke, maybe you aren't in the will. Just get a job, invest (sensibly), spend less than you earn.
>>59653915Why not making wealth yourself then? Sure, you may fail like 90% of people, but imagine living over 30 years old and still waiting for mommy and daddy to provide. Instead, you should provide for your parents when they become ill eventually, help your sister financially. You're on biz so it's obvious you're not a complete and utter retard. Hope you make it and release your hate towards your boomer parents
>>59653480go get a job and make your own moneysmaybe get married to someone else with a job and buy a house together? Or hell, buy a house with your sister.
>>59655820>You're on biz so it's obvious you're not a complete and utter retard
>>59653480Burn the house down with them in it in minecraft. Inheritance + insurance
