>tell cute friend who is a girl of 10 years that i'm desperately trying to get laid>she invites me to come over for drinks>talk about the dating apps and what i'm saying to get laid>start talking about various sex topics>stands up to show me her thigh gap with leggings on at one point>stay for 4 hours>leavei missed a chance didn't i
>>59660090I don't see where she was giving any sort of chance? Maybe she just wanted you to see how she looked? Then again I can't read signals worth a shit.
This is not financial advice.Have sex with MION SONOZAKI.Thank me later.
>>59660090>girl of 10 yearsmods
>>59660090nah ur just frenzoned
>>59660090>girl of 10 yearsthis copypasta is back?
>>59660107how sex with 2d girl
>>59660090>a girl of 10 yearslike.. actually nevermind
>>59660090>girl of 10 yearsdoes that mean a tranny or a child?
>>59660090it's not too late
>>59660090Sorry dude she told me all about it and we laughed in bed after the post ramming haze. Man that gap is sweet. Its just the right width.
>>59660120they repost this one every few months
>>59661921may mean they've been frens for 10 years
>>59661978then he would have said>friend of 10 years who is a girlor>female friend of 10 years
>>59661990may be case of forgetting commas:>tell cute friend, who is a girl, of 10 years that i'm desperately trying to get laid
>>59662002So shes a trans? Just tell her that ur autistic and try to meet again
>>59660090Should have offered her money
>>59660090next time that happens, you become touchy because she was open for it.
>>59662007not OP
>>59662007Trans don't exist anymore. Trump declared there's only 2 genders. Deal with it.
>>59662065kek fresh
>>59660107Based mionchad.What do you like about her?
>>59660090its crazy that women are so sexy but they dont want to have sex with me. Its like this world was designed just to torture me. I remember playing spore and making abominations that had no business living, like their butts were hanging over their heads, or their eyes were on their feet. That's kind of what life feels like, someone designed my life to be as painful as possible.
>>59663197This but it's crazy that I almost bought Litecoin for 3 dollars in 2013 with my last 100, but didn't.
>>59660090>she invites me to come over for drinks>i missed a chance didn't ino. she was drunk and would have metoo youyou dodged a bullet, avoid drunk women
>>59660090Women who are your friends almost never want to fuck anon. She was probably just having fun showing off in a safe environment. Unless she was physically hugging/touching/deep eye contact it meant nothing and your better off for not having tried.
>>59660090Studies have been done on this.If a woman friend zones you, she is not attracted to you. She literally sees you only as a friend and doesn't like you that way. Meanwhile, the men in these friendships usually always have secret crushes on the girl, and think it's more than what it is.It's a reality, peer reviewed studies have been done on it.Men become friends and harbor secret crushes and think there's hope, or think the girl likes himWomen become friends, and do not like the guy at all in that way. If a girl likes you, she would never want you to see her as a friend.
>>59660090Ya blew it
>>59663407I got friendzoned by a slut that was a groupie to my friend group. One night we fucked. And she couldn’t walk straight. We fucked a few more times but she still had me as a friend zoned even tho I was the best catch of any of the friend group. Oh well.Incredible taters. Looked just like this French girl in this porn I spanked it to a bunch of times. Then she told me she got the herp so I’d stop trying to fuck her.I did not stop trying to fuck her.
>>59663368You are a fucking idiot>>59663407>hey anon look at my pussy>Umm uhhhh ummmmmmmmmm
>>59661978that's what he'll have to convince the jury of, i guess
>>59660090Go fuck yourself
>>59660090>this is baitfr though, why would you not just ask to fuck in this scenario. what are friends for anyway? its easy "I'm just trying to get laid. can we fuck with no strings attached, or would that makes things weird?"
>>59660090yep. your only option now is never mention it again & create another opportunity to grab her by the pussy (and actually do it)
>>59663407>plebbitspacing>>59664322>plebbitspacing
>>59660090yeah you did, you were supposed to start feeling her up. something similar happened to me, I told this girl at work that I was interested in her after a friend of mines saw a leaked erotic video she taped of herself. She laughed and then came over the next day to my office so we can "work on a project" she stayed well into the evening, I did nothing but actually work on the project, she wanted me to make a move I understood much later.
