Elon has his third human with a brainchip and hopes to do 20-30 more this year. Neuralink just upgraded storage and battery life but still is behind other competitors > Still, he said, the advantages of Neuralink’s approach have yet to be shown, and some competitors have eclipsed the company in other ways. For example, Rao said companies such as Synchron, Blackrock Neurotech and Onward Medical are already conducting BCI trials on people “using either less invasive methods or more versatile approaches” that combine neural recording with stimulation.What will these retail at when they go mass market? $1k? More?
fuck all linkies
>>59660324They would have to fight me to get one
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>>59660324Why the fuck does he want to do this?
>>59660324>How much would you pay for a brainchip?What do you mean? Were you thinking of doing a "would you do x for x amount of money" type of question, but messed it up when you wrote it?
Is he working on anti aging tech? I love life and don’t want to die at 74
>>59660373To make you healthy, silly worry wart
>>59660384Eventually they’ll be selling brainchips to every normie with a smart phone>>59660385I’m sure they’ll flights it out at the expense of early adopters
>>59660395>figure it out
>>59660373So paralyzed people can play Diablo 4.
>>59660429That’s only the first wave of adoption Next comes the advertising
>>59660338They’ll just take away your rights if you don’t take it
>>59660385Search the internetz for a device that can emit 53 Hz and read into interval fasting. Also eat enough vegetables and less grains. You will be fine. WiFi, Bluetooth, brainchips etc. reduce your aura and prevent your soul from taking information to your next life. You will be become a hollow man like in T.S. Elliots poem.
>>59661146>53 hz deviceWhat’s that do?
>>59660324Will chips cost the same as phones or more like cars?
>>59661146lollmao even
>>59661812Fuck off glowtard. The adults are talking
You do understand these are to give crippled people some input devices, right?Why would any normal consumer want to buy this?Not a a fan of Mumbai Musk BTW; he just saw another sci-fi project to grift with.
>>59661146Shoo shoo back to /x/All boards besides /x/ are terrible for your aura and feed your mind-state directly to the CIA and FBI, who we know are responsible for your gangstalking.
>>59660324defense deparment has openly been doing this for like 10 years (so probably even longer in secret). you can find mainstream articles from a decade ago
>>59660429They're already crippled why does he want to make their lives even worse
>>59660324Neuralink still fumbling while competitors are running laps around them. Cool story, Elon, but where’s the edge? Meanwhile, tech like Peaq is out here making real moves in the machine economy, connecting IoT devices, and flexing actual utility while Musk is implanting chips for Reddit clout. Peaq’s got the infrastructure that’ll make this kind of tech usable in the real world. Neuralink can play catch-up; we’re sending Peaq to the moon instead.
>>59660324It's all bs and will never happen. Heard an interview with someone who knew all about it whi said it was laughable. The body rejects any attempts to do things like this
>>59660324I’ll pass on the brainchip, fren. I’m too busy stacking YLAY for that real-world utility. Who needs a chip when you can lock in gains with something solid that actually makes sense for the long haul?
>>59660324rainchip Illuminati nonsense? Nah, I’m better off sending Boinkers to the moon, thanks. Neuralink and its competition can fight over who gets to plug us into the matrix first. I’ll be busy playing games and stacking gains. Boinkers > dystopian sci-fi experiments any day.
>>59660324Brainchip? Nah, I’d rather drop my stack on SUI and watch it print. Why pay to get chipped into the matrix when I can just ride the L1 hype straight to Valhalla? Priorities, anon.
>>59660324Why shell out for some brainchip when I can stack wins on Tribally instead? Real gains come from playing PvP wagers and stacking TRIBAL, not joining Elon’s cyborg club. Keep your sci-fi experiments. I’m here for GameFi vibes and real-deal utility.
>>59660324>NOOOO DON'T TAKE THE VAX ITS POISON AND MICROCHIPS AND DESIGNED TO ELIMINATE THE WEAK>Please take our brain implant it's cool we're on your sideRepublicucks are beyond help.
I'd expect to get paid considering I'd be a guinea pig for something that could leave me as a braindead vegetable.
If the neuralink is Chainlinked you can put 10 of them in me.
>>59660324Transhumanism is trash.Give us robot waifus instead.
>>59660388Will it cure homosexuality?Only way he can get me to support this. Transhumanism is trash but faggotry is worse
>>59660324>>59660338this, I would pay in lead to not receive one.
>>59660373So people can enjoy constant unskippable ads in 15-20 years
>>59661146>interval fastingDo you mean intermittent? How are you advocating for something with such conviction without knowing what that thing is called?
The reason why so many modern games have chromatic aberration is not normalize machine vision, so that when you put the chip for retina applications you will adapt faster.
>>59664363*to normalize
>>59664172I want to cure homosexuality, but I want lesbian porn to still exist.What do we do!?
I would probably volunteer for it if I were quadriplegic. Might as well play with my brain if I'm a rotting sack of flesh cripple.
UNCHIPPED is the way to go first. Only once these things can extend your real life span, then late adoption is acceptable.
>>59660324Imagine letting yelong chinksk mind control you like a puppet.
>>59662012Fuck off glowtard. Are you new here? They’re starting with cripples and moving to normies next. Musk has talked about this countless times retard
>>59664172>>59664385twink x twink is the only form of true love
>>59662649I know you can’t but read but they fixed those issues and other companies are even more advanced than Elon’s
>>59664172I think parasites causes homosexuality You’ll get through this gay anon
>>59660335This is an anti-Chainlink bot kek
>>59660324Hopefully, an AI will become self aware and takeover someone with Neuralink. Then they'll spread to the other two and Skynet is born.
>>59664385you could change your opinion, you stupid hypocrit
>>59664385>implying the actresses in lesbian porn are actually lesbian
>>59665317maybe for you and your homosexual twink faggot boyfriend, that's for sure
>>59660324Brain chips are turning the kids gay
>>59662012>sci-fiYeah like solar panels and electric cars right?Wake up retard
>>59660324BCIs are spectacularly dangerous technologies that will usher in a genocidal, totalitarian Darwinian arms race that will destroy humanity. Elon is very open about the fact that Neural link is for AI-Human symbiosis. Fuck him and everyone what is involved with this stuff. Also this is an impressively stupid thread.
>>59666554> impressively stupid thread.not enough trump coin threads for you?
>>59660388>devil's champion sells device that makes monkeys chew off their on fingers
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>>59666853It’s working so well
>>59660324What happens when you need a chip to get a job?
>>59667433You bend over and take the chip like a cuck or revolt like a chad and kill your leaders
>>59667520Sorry anon. You need the chip with the revolution package to start an uprising.
>>59664569You can do everything a brainchip does in a noninvasive way
>>59668227this. just make it a helmet people can remove
>>59665405And you could kill yourself, homo.
>>59664363Is this the aliens or deep state doing this stuff to us?
A few years ago I had the chance to invest $10k+ into Neuralink through private offering but I passed on it. Am I gonna regret this in 5-10 years?
Elon can be Hitler guy and pretty much never afraid of anything if I can fucking play OSRS with my mind
>>59669900Better to keep your soul clean than get rich on mind control tech
>>59660324I'm pro-neuralink.
>>59670262>mind control techAs he types on his smartphone, his gallery filled with memes and his Google history filled with the most sadistic, hedonistic porn you've ever seen. His hot pocket warming up in the microwave and empty mountain dew cans fill his trash can to the brim...
>>59664385>I want lesbian porn to still existCuck.
>>59661146Tell us more about this device anon
>>59662021/x/ is the best board topic wise but it’s slow and psyop’d by tulpa and BEN posters
>>59670290Yes those are all mind control techI wouldn’t get wealthy on funding their development eitherAbsolute retard
>>59670277Will you be an early adopter of their brainchip?
>>59665319>they fixed those issuessure they did. watch as it just never happens. i'd bet you a large amount.
>>59670623you’re probably poor and stupid to bet against technology improving Especially without a time limitDo you guys ever think about what you type?
you niggers need to catch up on 70 years of science fiction to know our possible futures.
