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>Boss attends some stupid seminar
>Comes back, tells me we need more innovation here
>Orders me to tell my workers to implement more creative thinking in the workplace
>We are a fucking toilet paper company
>What boss says, goes
>Days later everyone's trying to brainstorm "creative" toilet paper
>We're wasting time trying to innovate in the toilet paper industry
>Our biggest client is literally just the buildings next door buying cheap toilet paper in bulk
How do I let my boss know this isn't gonna work?
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>>59662430
When I wipe there is always still poop there.
Try fixing your product.
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>>59662430
>my boss is pic related
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tell him to create a separate product from your existing product so to not lose existing clients who are only buying your toilet paper for cheap

then suggest that he makes it an upsell of your already existing, cheaper paper toilet paper

make sure to suggest it in a way that makes him believe he came up with the idea himself
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>>59662504
Better yet, come up with TP adjacent product that would require an entire department, and push it hard enough to end up in charge of that department
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>>59662430
Perhaps you should be creative about how to streamline the process and not a staple basic product.
Your boss sounds like a boomer brainlet, but not because of getting hyped by a seminar, but for trusting you and the other morons would ever understand the assignment.
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Make a toilet paper but instead of paper it uses water, and it gently sprays your butthole with water, and it could even warm it up so it's not cold, and it could be self cleaning, and have a little air purifier built in to suck in your farts and shit stink.
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How about toilet paper with with a fortune on each square. The fortune you get is the one when you wipe and there is no stain over the words. See? Doing your job for you. Apply yourself next time.
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Scented
Anti-bacterial
Wet wipes

To be used after wiping.
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>>59663829
Or...Colorful Series
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>>59662430
This stupid nigger will just steal your idea, you should just play along with it and try to extract as much value out of the job as possible while doing the least
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>anon is outsourcing his job to other anons on biz
>they're doing it for free
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Take one square of toilet paper from every toilet paper roll and create a second product. Light napkins
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Think outside the box.
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>>59662430
You should innovate in your approach to optimization of costs and performance of your product

Your boss is right, you're a retard. Makes sense why you're the bitch employee and he's your boss
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>>59663782
My thoughts exactly, didn't read the thread just replied off the cuff
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>>59662430
I had a creative TP idea once.
Focus on sport fans. Make TP rolls with the other team's logo on it. Tally sales. Profit.
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>>59662430

Come up with a creative name that’s almost offensive but too hilarious to deny.

Poopease.

Your slogan is: “I love Poopease”
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>>59662430
Make toilet paper for women and minorities, problem literally solved. I hate wiping my ass with paper designed for dairy product/cereal consumer caucasian fags
t. brown spic



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