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>be me
>broke as hell, scrolling through /biz/ while eating peanut butter straight out of the jar
>see a thread about PEANUT, some squirrel meme coin on Solana
>“anon have u ever know about PEANUT?”
>laugh at the idea, call it a shitcoin
>decide to YOLO $300 because I’m tired of bagholding dead coins
>next day, rumors start flying
>"Peanut the TikTok squirrel is trending, this coin’s going to the about to go nuts... heh"
>chugging my coffee while reading posts about billionaires bidding on the Solana version of PEANUT
>"Elon saved Doge; now he’s gonna save America with a squirrel meme."
>chart starts pumping
>portfolio triples in 24 hours, feeling like a genius
>tell my roommate, who calls me an idiot
>“Bro, no one cares about squirrels.”
>next morning chart’s up another 5x
>meanwhile, TikTok is blowing up with videos of squirrels doing ridiculous shit
>Peanut the TikTok squirrel becomes a meme overnight
>start hearing people at the gym talk about it:
>"You in on that PEANUT play? Squirrels are printing money, dude."
>portfolio hits 10x by January 21stInternational Squirrel Day
>community starts hyping it up like it’s Christmas
>“Elon will tweet any second now, just watch!”
>refreshing Twitter like a maniac while sipping my peanut-flavored protein shake
>that afternoon, it happens
>Elon tweets: "Peanuts: the most efficient snack. Respect the squirrels."
>chart explodes, up 20x in 5 minutes
>roommate finally buys in, right before a small dip
>"Bro, why’d you tell me to buy the top!?"
>laugh so hard I almost choke on my peanut butter toast
>by the end of Squirrel Day, portfolio is up 50x
>use gains to buy a life-sized golden squirrel statue for my living room
>people still bidding on the Solana PEANUT version, rumors swirling about a TikTok collab
>community is spamming Elon with squirrel memes, trying to keep the momentum going
>tfw you trusted the nut and it actually saved you
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>>59665851
I can indeed see an unusual increase of volume and interest on this one before the 21
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gay and retarded
reason: OP uses tiktok
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>>59665851
>this coin’s going to the about to go nuts
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The memecoin is obviously Pepe
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>>59665887
agreed and valid
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>>59665883
Today's 21, is a good chance to enter or I'm too late?
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>>59665883
>>59665938
STILL A GOOD CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT AND NOT A BIG SHIT
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I'm allergic to nuts
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>>59665887
Idk man, reading shit like this makes me want to create a TikTok account just to keep up with the tide, too bad it’s banned now.
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>>59665887
Those will be the people who will have to take over the world in the next few years, a tik tok love
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>>59665851
Whenever elon does or says something everything gets screwed up, he's like the voldemort of crypto
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>>59665851
>decide to YOLO $300 because I’m tired of bagholding dead coins
that's how I started my addiction to watching charts until 6 am because I don't trust any shit that survives more than 2 weeks
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>>59666019
literally me, my sleep schedule is absolutely fucked, sometimes i go to work and just go to bed when im home because im so invested in watching charts as long as possible overnight
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>>59665938
There is always time for shitcoins, at least if they are new



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